Arabic revolutions – a prelude to the end of the world?

Soon a common sight close to you?

Let´s say both the Tunisian and Egyptian rebellion turn out to be successes. I mean in a way that they actually bring in some democratic ideals and more open societies with no or very little of religious fundamentalism. I don´t think this will happen, but let’s say it does.

There are two groups that will hate such a development: Neo-cons (or rather the American policy in the region) and lefties in general.

Neo-cons and the American doctrine have tried to hammer in some kind of mixture of democracy, hypocrisy, Christianity and market economy under protection of the very elusive and contradictory MuslimTerroristHackerPedophile act, murdering millions of Muslims in the process. Killing entire families, raping women, using live people as target practice and making hundreds of thousands homeless is apparently the way to bring democracy to Arabic and Muslim countries.

This is especially funny since the entire reason for Neo-cons and their warmongering friends to throw bombs is stupendously shady to start with. To top it all off in order to protect democracy from the people we´re bombing, raping and murdering (how dare they think about striking back! Fuckin terrorists!) we apparently need to destroy our democracy with law after law, regulation after regulation not even thought of by George Orwell.

All of this is very funny, but not really the sort of dealings that create friendship.

With the people of the largest Arab nation demanding that they be allowed to fulfill their potential, such a change portends a huge shift in the balance of power in the region. For the U.S. has played only a negative role in the Egyptian advance, so whatever government replaces the current one in Egypt, it will not serve American interests.

We´ve already seen escalating protests in other countries such as Jordan, and hopefully Saudi-Arabi is next and if so that would be a crippling blow to U.S. interests in the region. And if Tunisians and Egyptians can do it, so can Iranians. How can the league of injustice and the coalition of mass murderers defend invading and attacking Iran then?

Democracy, freer countries and this together with Islam would not fit well into this outlook on the world. Not that it’s only reserved for Americans and Neo-cons. Many (a majority) in the western world seem to share such a notion. We only need to look at how people cheer on the slaughter in Afghanistan to find this out.

The left have even more to lose and this for several reasons. Firstly socialists, communists and their blood-soaked compadres feed on contradictions and class-thinking. They want and need adversaries in the world, so without Muslims vs Christians or students against dictators they wither.

Secondly people gathering in mass against tyranny and oppression is the nightmare of every leftie on the planet. They do claim to be on the side of the people, but that’s only until their regime have taken hold, then it’s back to what lefties do best; instituting death-camps, prosecute individual thinking and shot people who don´t agree with collectivism. This is a matter of fact and history proves it to be so.

Thirdly without a dictatorship and an American (western) doctrine of stability in the region, it will make it that much harder for the leftie propaganda machine to find new recruits. Normally terrorist organizations and people standing up against what lefties regard as U.S. capitalism is the perfect breeding ground for all the things that are wrong and horrible with their murdering ways. A terrorist becomes their ally, youngsters throwing stones their new best friends, and suicide bombers are heroes of the people. Although I, and many others, can agree that certain aspects of resistance and rebellion may be a good thing, lefties have this down to a science and no matter what the reason for a terrorist attack or who´s behind it, they salute it. In other words democratic Arabic/Muslim countries are not a good thing for the socialist movement.

You also need to know that these two groups have things in common when looking at what is going on. Something in common that is shared by virtually every regime in the history of mankind, no matter the color, ideology or rhetoric. Look at what is going on. I mean really look behind the curtain and think for a moment what has happened.

Firstly the Egyptian regime tried to close down all communications. They closed out internet almost completely, they locked out cell phones, and they have done their very best to make TV/radio/media work in their favor. Feels familiar doesn’t it?

The Chinese have blocked broadcasting and internet searches containing words like “Egypt”, just to make sure that people are not aware of what is going on. They may get influenced you know. People may start thinking, reacting. This will not do, so of course other dictatorships react in the same manner.

But think about it, does this really stop with dictatorships?

Have you seen how our supposed “democratic” leaders are clamping down on wikiLeaks? How they impose controls, monitoring systems and buy super computers (that you pay for) to keep track on your internet activities? Ever heard of the Swift agreement? In every country on the planet governments are implementing electronic surveillance into the extreme, and they want to save all communications for it to be available for police and security forces. In the beginning it was to protect us from those MuslimTerroristHackerPedophiles, now they aren´t trying to pretend as hard anymore.

Do I even need to mention naked body scanners?

And we now also know that he European Union is apparently considering blocking out gaming sites, and interestingly enough the EU (and others) are imposing ‘Passenger Name Record’ (PNR) which means they won´t only record who travels where, but also with whom you may be traveling, what hotels bookings have been made, phone number, credit card information, requests about specific meals on flight and at hotels etc. etc. Add in the growing number of politicians asking to “filter out unnecessary and immoral” sites/blogs/information that they may not like, and we have a fine little prelude to what’s to come.

Consider that the U.S. and the Obamination now have a “kill switch” to knock out internet in their entire country. Just in case you know…

You need to be a very naïve and highly stupid person to not see the writing on this wall.

And there´s one additional thing the two groups, the Egyptian government and your own government (no matter who they are), have in common. Mostly this is regarded as tin-foil hat stuff, but it has nevertheless been proven time and again.

What I am talking about is false flag attacks and staged clashes.

If you watched the TV as “pro-Mubarak Protesters” who are paid for by NDP (the ruling party) by admission of NDP officials, started to attack peaceful and unarmed protesters, then you should really pay attention. In Egypt dozens were killed and hundreds injured and the “Pro-Mubarak Protesters” captured by anti-Mubarak people had police ID’s on them... Again you don´t need to be a rocket scientist to figure out the idea behind this plot – to use clashes and violence as a pretence to ban demonstrations in concern for public safety, and to show that the ones demonstrating are only angry deluded thugs and led a stray youngsters. This should also feel very familiar.

This has happened before during anti-globalization demonstrations and anti-Bilderberg meetings held in your town. Not to mentioned a tactic used by Hitler, Stalin and countless others to show that they are on the side of the people and the ones demonstrating are anti-democratic and/or un-patriotic.

As said, a very common practice by all governments.

Not that all governments use their police or hired bandits to clash with protesters, but they do use the same rhetoric, and they certainly use such events to impose more controls.

The more you resist and fight, the harder the hammer comes down.

To this point I think most of you are with me, at least partly I do believe most of you agree. Sadly (but also humorously) none of you will do anything about it, not until it’s too late.

You see the world is about to enter the worst cataclysm in the history of mankind.

We have hundreds of trillions of fictitious derivatives floating around out there and together with hundreds of trillions more of Debt Mountains this is a house of cards waiting to be blown over by the biggest shit storm ever seen. The scams, the debts, the behind-the-scenes dealings and propped up markets will crash – it’s just a matter of time. And WHEN they do, how do you think all of these “protective measures” will be used? To protect you or to protect those in charge?

Believe me when I say that what is happening in Egypt now is exactly what will happen in your country very soon. And the outcome of such events around the globe will then determine what happens to the human race. Just think about what happened when we had the minor problems during the 1920’s and 1930’s, and then take those minor problems times a hundred and factor in nukes into the equation. Do you see a happy shiny existence?

Religious nuts, mad “thinkers” and doomsayers have been arguing that the end of the world is nigh for thousands of years. Hell, Jehovah’s witnesses have predicted the end of the world practically every year for 150 years. This time however it may actually happen.

If you don´t believe it, that´s your problem, me I will watch the show and laugh, and laugh, and laugh…

A hero - a real fucking hero

A real fucking hero!

Apparently I was wrong. It doesn’t happen very often. Apparently there´s still heroes in the world…

Next someone may tell me that the Egyptians will be successful and not replace one screwed up regime with another. Maybe there is some hope after all.

Now that would be boring...

How I wish...

... that all people were like these guys. This is how you create a better world, please be one of us.

Conclusions of my Czech adventures

After spending some months in the lovely city of Prague I have lost about 10kg on a healthy diet of beer, strip clubs and McDonald´s. Goes to show you that a person can live on crappy food, alcohol, tobacco and erotic’s and still lose weight.

I bet they didn´t tell you that at the doctors when you were asking for “tha operation”.

I also meet a lot of great people from all over the world, some I will definitely stay in touch with.

Of course bad things happened to, some I´ve already mentioned and I won´t go back to that or throw crap at anything else that occurred. Let´s just say that shit happens – life sucks and then you die.

Prague is a very expensive city actually, and the strippers will rob you blind with their succulent eyes, so be careful if you ever go there.

I know some of you expected a more in-depth story, but I leave that for another day…

Friday Rant

As you, my faithful reading morons know by now anyone can buy magic beans and grow a money tree in the backyard. All one has to do is to borrow money and print even more money and shiny happy people will blissfully dance around the beanstalk. So we were told by our lords and their bought and paid for storytellers, and now this story from the souring high’s of the roach cliff is reaching its crescendo.

America’s unemployment is going down. So they solemnly declare. World trade is picking up speed again. So they argue. Japans economy looks better. They write in every paper. The recession has left the building. They shout from the roof tops. We saved you with more loans, with more regulations, with our hilarious printing machine and an army of Obamanites. So we are told by every elected charlatan.

It is possible that your sockpuppet of love would agree if you asked during a lonely night of affectional rubbing to an old episode of Teletubbies, but otherwise this story belongs in the dark basement of a 19th century asylum.

All the scams, the derivatives, the debt-mountains, the inflationary policies and Sarah Fucking Palin is about to hit the world in a financial shit storm without precedent. Since this is a fact, not an opinion, I cannot help myself feeling like I am watching the prelude right now. What I refer to is the growing tension we can see in many countries. Not just in Greece, the UK or in Spain were strikes seem to be more frequent than seeing Goldman Sachs buying and selling fake assets. And not just in Hungary and Russia where gypsies and ‘dark skinned’ Tjetjenians are being openly blamed for unemployment and killed for being different (feels familiar?). But also in several Muslim countries were Tunisia (yeah, strange…) seem to have ignited a fire among youngsters, teens and Arabians wanting to unleash their Jasmine tea.

One Mosque, One vote! - They shout from the streets while being clobbered by government thugs. Western media seem to think it’s a democratic uprising going on, and although that may be the case in some areas or in the head of many, the actual masters of the stone throwers are seldom that egalitarian by nature.

In Egypt our friendly neighborhood dictator is Mubarak. He´s America’s Puppet Dictator so of course the Obamination and his cronies refuse to side with the protesters. No surprise there. Slaughtering a couple of millions of Muslims over the past decade kind of make the U.S. side with anyone willing to buy their guns. However if Mubarak would be overthrown could we expect a benign humanist taking over? Of course not. In all likelihood an even worse regime would step in.

The people demonstrating are not only asking for “democracy” (if we are nice in our interpretation), they are also asking for jobs, food and better living conditions. As always people in large groups have a collective morality – that is to say they totally lack in morals. This means that any smug well-spoken person with hysterical – and very easy – solutions will find himself grasping the throne. I can only guess that IF the protesters in Egypt would succeed their next leadership will find a scape-goat (Somalians, Christians, or whatnot), blame the U.S. for everything, and speak of ancient times looking to revitalize Egyptian glory with a bigger army and several new statues.

And this little chain of events, that we´ve seen so many times before, is what is facing pretty much every country out there within the coming years.

Take a look around you.

Take a big hard look and go back a couple of years and think about what actually happened.

Remember how the powers that be argued? Remember how our masters of despair said they would save us? They said they needed to borrow, print and spent trillions upon trillions in order to bring order back in the economy and jobs to all.

What they actually did was that they borrowed, printed and spent trillions on banks and financial institutes. Our elected criminal’s have comrades in crime and they were the beneficiaries, not you who actually paid for this robbery. They took your savings, they mortgaged your kids and grandkids and they passed on the inflationary bill to all underlings while they feasted on their buffet of newly printed notes.

Now when we can all see that this trickery didn´t work, what are they doing and saying?

Now they need to save money. Austerity measures they are called.

And who is paying for it? AGAIN!?

You are. You idiot.

Politicians will of course make a slim gesture of disgust whenever we hear about the billions of bonuses the elitists are giving themselves, but since the politicians are the ones actually handing that cash over they don´t want you to pay too much attention to such stories. It’s all about greed you know. Not to worry. Move right along. Nothing to see.

In the meanwhile the clampdown on the free society continues. Those horrid MuslimhackerterroristPedophiles are seemingly everywhere looking to blow us and our beautiful democracy apart while raping our kids and hacking into our bank accounts. To me this is also part of the prelude. They cannot leave internet and phones alone when potential rebellions are just around the corner. This is the real reason for the fascist monitoring systems that are popping up everywhere.

So your government is preparing for what’s to come. You should do the same. Guns, walkie-talkies, sugar and porn magazines should be on your list of items for that fortress of solitude you should retreat to together with similar minded.

A couple of years from now you´ll understand exactly why I was giving you this advice, but even more importantly; you will understand why I am laughing at your misery and dying corps. You didn´t listen.

A little rambling

They always have been and always will be. The sort of people who want to control everything by central diktat and form a world of clones who will behave as directed.

Fortunately, they are not very bright. They always, always, fuck up everything they try to do. Unfortunately they do manage to murder millions as they head for their fall. Sadly (or according to me; hilariously funny) having such people in charge today would more than likely be far, far worse. Remember that mantra repeated by the warmonger W-chimp and his band of marry Americanos with trigger happy fingers? Weapons of mass destruction... oh yeah...

Anyone with a decent amount of cash and IQ above that of a carrot can get hold of chemical or biological things of the deadly kind today. Probably not in amounts enough and with the spread to kill people by the tens of thousands, but still not really hard to get hold of. And nukes? Please. The only problem is to get hold of the material, after that there are millions of people who knows how to make tha BomB. Not to mention that most governments and states already have them or can easily acquire some of needed.

So why is this little notion important?

Well, remember what happened the last time we had a major financial disaster? No? You know those funny little guys with hysterical solutions to a hysterical populace? I keep telling you that this time around the financial calamities are much, much worse. And if so, what do you think will happen to Ze World this time?


Okay, if you're reading this then porn and games are not your only Internet interests. You will be aware of the riots all over the place, including in London, Greece. You will also be aware that this is going to get worse. Much, Much, Much worse. Did you notice Japans economic aid promise towards Europe? How funny that is since Japan is sinking down into oblivion at the moment. And the deep chasm that is the PIGS and all the rest that will follow, can it get more hysterical? Never before in history have so many borrowed so much and got so little out of it, and never before in history have so few men created such an pile of crap that will embrace everyone on this planet.

Believe me, hundred years from now they will write essays, make movies and tell horror stories about what we are living through right now.
The financial wave of utter despair is almost here, are you ready? 

You are going to die! Part XXXV

Sometimes people, who should die, don’t. Even sadder when people who want to die and actually try to end their miserable existence, but fail. Like this guy. I mean come on. Not only did he fail in the simplest of tasks, apparently he also tried it before. This is the very essence if failure isn’t it?

I cannot think of anything as pathetic and depressing as trying to commit suicide and fail at it.

And so let me give you some pointers.

First of all, why do you actually want to stay alive? Having fun are we? Think about it for a moment. Have you accomplished anything during your life on this planet? Is it really a good place? How about the starving? The wars? Terrorism? Al Gore? Is that really the sort of stuff that makes you wanna go on living? And how about your own existence. Most of you out there don’t make a real go at it. You sit around eating processed food and watch the latest reality show while politicians rule you supreme and the banking cartels are stealing all your earnings. Don´t you feel depressed? You should, most of you seem to be nibbling on happy pills nowadays. Have a job? Is it fun? Do you really feel you get paid enough? Got raped? Robbed? Have your kid been molested lately?

Aren´t you a little afraid of things? Afraid of swine flu? Alien invasions? And aren´t those kids down the corner doing drugs and so will soon stop by to rob and kill you? How about water? Scary stuff yes. Bees? Open spaces? You know what to do to never be afraid anymore…

Even those of you out there with decent living that never really had any personal catastrophes happen to you – don´t you feel that cancer creeping up? AIDS? You are going to die you know, all of us are, sooner or later, and it can happen at any time. Did you see that truck? If you had walked by the same spot 15sec earlier you´d be dead. Falling popsicles can kill you, insects to, and did you know that the most dangerous place in existence is the very place you lay your hat – your own home. It’s true. A majority of all rapes and all accidents happens within the confines of our homes. It is also one of the things that is likely to kill you. Falling down the stairs, tripping in the shower or choking on an ice-cube when no one is around to help is just some of the million and one ways you could die at home.

Just face it – you are a tiny being living on a tiny planet in the corner of one of billions of galaxies and you live a very short insignificant life that will have no impact whatsoever on a messed up universe. So why go on in the first place? For your kids? Pfffff… if you are so evil that you bring kids into this world, you should die.

With that said I hope I have convinced some of you morons to end a pitiful existence, so let’s also make you aware of some of the best ways to start pushing up daisies.

One good way of making sure of your demise is if you do it with a combination of several things. If you, for example, climb up on that ledge, before you jump make sure you have cut the wrists and nibbled on enough pills to make an elephant drop, then you put a gun to your head so when you pull the trigger your body falls down towards the street. If you survive something like that, bravo, kudos really. Sainthood should be coming your way from the Catholic Church and/or maybe you just discovered that you are a mutant superhero.

Another thing that I just popped into my mind is decapitation. It is hard to go on living without a head attached. There are many ways of sever a head from the body. A sawmill have lots of options, and so does many industries.

How about moving to a small village in Afghanistan, dress as the locals, get up on stilts and call yourself Bin Laden? Or join up with the tens of thousands of refugees fleeing inside Pakistan. US bomb planes and drones will probably find you sooner or later. Make sure to stand next to children and families, apparently a sure way of getting killed by trigger happy Americans.

Whatever your choice, make sure to plan it carefully. If you fail at killing yourself, not only have you discovered another thing you suck at, it would also be really, really pathetic. Do it, just do it, and do it properly thank you.

Me? I love living and would never do anything as stupid as kill myself and as an atheist I will try to make the best of the only life I have. But for most of you, I recommend it, you keep voting for the same gramscofabianazis that will eventually kill you anyway, so why not do it yourself?

A couple of Prague updates

I still have no computer and apparently fixing the crappy one I have cost almost as much as buy a new one so it will take me a while to be up and running as usual. To my dear readers this may be catastrophic, idiots as most of you are, but I´ve almost told everything needed to be said already. Go back and read. Not much time left now until you will all die horrendously, or eat your young because of starvation or laugh all day if you own certain banks.

Recently I´ve encountered very strange beings, presumably humanoid, crossing my path around the city of Prague. Firstly - I was opening up my window one day in order to inhale the fresh air (with a pack of Camel) when I noticed an old lady walking down the road. I live in a pretty crappy neighborhood with lots of apartments and the area I am about to describe is in the open, fully visible from hundreds of windows. Anyway the old hag in question stopped in the middle of the road, took a couple of steps aside, put down her walking cane and a bag of something, so I was thinking: what the hell is she doing? Next she took another couple of steps aside, away from the cane she didn´t look like she could walk without, pulls down her pants and started doing what in America is usually referred to as number 2… Needless to say I closed my window, sat down on my bed and waited until the ordeal was over…

If you think that was a weird encounter I need to tell you about this very tall, very thin running man coming up against me with a huge French hot dog in his hand. The guy was holding it out like those people carrying the Olympic torch, he run past me and throws the wiener, with bread and all, in a bin by the road, he turns around, comes up by me again and with long running steps he runs towards the fast food place I presumed he just left and with John Cleese–like maneuvers he seem to salute the place and is then talking in Czech… possibly to order another one for is asylum adventures…

But the price for the week go to a lady walking up next to me one day when I was out walking. She said something in Czech, I had no idea what so I told her, in English, that I don´t speak Czech. She mumbles on so I try asking her to speak Spanish, Swedish, or German or even bloody French so I can get what she is saying. She seems very adamant and slightly upset so I am guessing I just walked against a red light or something, so I actually want her to tell me what’s up. The third time I ask her to speak in a language that actually makes sense, she flinches, start touching her body and her eyes start to roll around in her head. She actually turns white and makes this gurgling sound that I associate with dying film actresses. So I am, trained nurse and very familiar with CPR as I am, posed to rush over to her and save her from her handbag and jewelry and to then calmly walk away. Suddenly she flinches again, looks at me with a strange face, like she sees me for the first time, then she start to walking very fast away from me, across the street, always checking were I am, like I was the lunatic...

Well, welcome to Prague, the city of porn stars (seen several in the Metro already…) and bunches of fucking crazies…

Doing Prague

Sorry for not writing that much lately. But as the saying goes; if anything can go wrong, it will. Consequently my laptop broke down immediately after landing in my new hometown which means no Dexter, no porn and no blog posts. On the other hand I’ve meet some great people and alcohol is always a good remedy. I can also mention that here you can smoke at pubs; smoke while having dinner and you can even smoke inside hotels. What a concept!

I’ll be back as soon as my first paycheck has arrived and repairs to my computer can be made.  

The tin-foil hat irresistibleness

I don’t know about you, but isn’t those crazy, wacko and totally out there conspiracy nuts starting to sound pretty intelligent?

Another one that took us by surprise

Sweden's (in)Justice Mentalist, and fascist extraordinaire, Beatrice Ask, told a press conference in Stockholm on Saturday that the US Embassy in Sweden has undertaken similar surveillance measures such as those that have taken place in Norway in the last 10 years.

Presumably it is horrible when W-chimp and his successor, the Obamination, does it, but when Swedish authorities does the same (only worse) and then gives it away to Americans it’s okay?

Anyway it seems that for the past 10 years, the U.S. has monitored Norwegian residents from Norwegian soil. The Surveillance Detection Unit (SDU) group operated from secret premises. Several of those employed to spy on Norwegian residents were former Norwegian security police. Suspicious individuals were registered and photographed and the data was forwarded to the US embassy in Oslo, which analysed and added them its SIMAS (Security Incident Management Analysis System) database.

The report also alleged that there are SDU units containing similar data at all American embassies, which has now been confirmed by the Swedish (in)Justice Mentalist.

Imagine that a lady who wants’ to bring back the punishments of the Dark Ages and has a deep seated need to torture children comes clean in this way. That’s the real surprise!

I’m actually having a hard time figuring out why she would admit to this, and the only thing I can think of is that the not already bought and paid for media (read; blogs, alternative news and independent journalists) already knew and had proof.

But the news itself is a shock isn’t it? Who would have thought eh?

And if we later find out that this has some kind of correlation with Sweden’s eagerness to impose its STASI-controls and the hilarious 1984-society, we will be... what? Surprised again?

As I am on the road I find myself feeling sort of being under observation having a slight uncomforting uneasy feeling of having a soul-sucker trying to hump my leg if I say the wrong word over the phone.

I’ve always felt that cameras everywhere, security checks every ten meters and ridiculous rules about liquids and nail clippers is way over the top. And body scanners? Oh by the love of Satan!

It seems that all proof our beloved masters need is that of the word of some tranny down in the quarter hopped up on Methadone, and then they can send in their trained ruffians to tax, regulate and investigate. What the fuck happened to common sense? Has that ever been around?

To a certain degree I do feel comfortable with cavity searches and having my picture taken 158 times every time I walk through the airport- does anyone really mind them sorting out the crazies from flying? – but enough is enough already.

Surely this uneasy feeling is the real reason for their grids and controls – to keep us ordinary folks on our toes. They want us to feel monitored, to feel powerless in the face of some thug with a badge. If they have those screws around our thumbs no matter what we do or wherever we go they know we’ll be in their power.

Again, very strange that Sweden's (in)Justice Mentalist come clean. Doesn’t really fit their MO.

Well, tomorrow I’ll be flying again, going to a NATO-country no less. The latest times I’ve been flying they’ve always taken me aside doing extra tests and asking questions no other traveler gets, I suppose this time will be no different.

The difference for me, in opposite to most others, is that I find it very funny, which is probably not the correct way to react. They want that terror in our eyes, when they don’t get it, they go one step further. Last time I flew from Glasgow I thought they were about to lock me up…

Welcome to the 21th century and the build up to the Greatest Depression in human history!

Bye bye Svédsko

My new home!

Time again. Another country, another job, and another experience. All packed, everything fixed - except for an apartment. Probably need to sleep under a bridge or find a porn motel the first week, but it always works out.

Needless to say blogging will be light. I’ll try to keep ‘em coming, but with much to do, much to fix and a new job is always a new job, so don’t expect any miracles.

And if I happen to never return because I’ve been detained and flown to a secret C.I.A. prison, well…if so, please remember those four funny little words; “I Told You So!”, and when that mayhem starts, try to keep a sense of humor about it. People dying, famine catastrophes and wars are great entertainment. It all depends on how you look at the shattered glass…

Haiti – the hilarious theme park of the Caribbean

Come on down! Its a party all day, every day!

Haiti’s award-winning Live Entertainment will have your toe tappin' and your tail waggin'!*

Featuring amazing gangsta performers from across the country, our shows feature family entertainment such as starvation, bureaucratic thievery, and death all around that's more than music to your ears. Don't miss any performances by planning your visit using our online chat program run by 6-8y old prostitutes. All for your convenience!

Over 30 Rides For All Ages!
Haiti features over 30 rides for all ages and thrill seekers, including our latest world class hurricane coaster! Nowhere else can you find the variety of ways of get screwed, robbed, killed or starve like on our beautiful island. Our popular coaster S.E.X - PROWLER for the family is great fun. See your kids go into frenzy and then disappear into a tunnel and never come out again.** Plus, little ones have an entire section of the island to themselves in Camp Diphtheria, your chance to meet all the diseases that comes from famine!

Thrill Rides
Flip, turn, launch, and spin with these pulse-pounding scream machines; Land-slide mayhem! Machete decapitation! Earthquake rumble! Hideous the Cannibal! Prostitution alley! Nefarious electric shocks! And our latest island favorite; The abominable Hurricane!***

Family Rides
Amusement park classics rides and gang related shootings the whole family can enjoy.****

Kids Rides
Rides for the thrill seeker in training! We go all in to keep you hopping and guessing what torture that will befall your toddlers next.



*All of it comes complementary with socialist planning of the economy, no protection of private property, war-lords running the show and continuous foreign aid tunneled into the pockets of the ruling elite.

** Haiti is taking charge in the Caribbean and is providing more underage sex-slaves than Cuba

***Haiti’s latest sure way of getting killed. Our island has been given billions in aid, we had Former president W-Chimp and Georgi Cunt’on to help us but still about a million inhabitants live in tents! Oh fun fun fun!

**** We make damn sure you’re not armed. Only our local thugs and mafia is allowed guns so they can do whatever they want.

Don’t listen to the people – full speed ahead!

It seems that the European Union is about to change again. We haven’t really see the real fallout from the Lisbon treaty yet, and already the Froggies have formed a coalition with their all time buddies from Deutschland in order to set up a "robust crisis resolution mechanism" for the eurozone, which presumably includes a mechanism for an orderly default procedure for countries that go bust; and introduce political sanctions for rule-breakers, including the temporary withdrawal of voting rights within the Council.

We don’t really know what this means yet, presumably the schemers don’t know either, other than it is a “necessary” change. But we can make educated guesses from what we know.

Firstly they really have their knickers in a bundle over the little PIGgies down south, so, we can be reasonably certain that their bail-out of Greece (which went against earlier treaties by the way) wasn’t a thing of the past - not really a one-time deal so to say. This new binding contract is to set up so future bail-outs of countries will be handled unilaterally throughout from all EU countries and not only by members of the Monetary Union. Which is to say that Nordic countries, alongside Germany and other so-so fiscally responsible, will haft to come to the rescue by law next time. Not by stealth like this time. So run you little PIGgies! Run! You’ve got the rest to save you now.

Secondly we know from history that they always feel the need to point out the seriousness and authority of such treaties with a new body of bureaucrats. This, in all probability, means another 300-400 (or more) politicians hired with obscene salaries. Of course this new EU department will also need an additional bunch of misfits to check what they are doing, so even more of them need to be hired.
Thirdly they always seem to miss something or a country or two feel like they’ve been left out or such a treaty won’t go well with earlier treaties or…

Needless to say, there will be changes made. No matter how much the schemers work to put it together there will be holes and problems, so they will need many lawyers, tricksters and investigators before it can be law, and afterwards they will change this or that or - which is very likely! - yet another treaty will come up on the table to fix the problems with this one.

This isn’t something that will happen soon. It takes time and many tens of millions before they have a finished proposal, so we’ll probably never see it anyway. Our current financial dilemma has hardly reached the surface yet and when it is all over I would be very surprised if the Monetary Union, or EU as a whole for that matter, is still in existence. The Eurozone is doomed to fail, just like any other centralized socialist projects before.

However another round of treaty change negotiations has now officially been outed so before it all crumbles and crashes we will all have the wonderful joy of paying for this little plot. After all, don’t bureaucrats need to put lobsters and champagne on the table like the rest of us?

From the other side of the pond we now know that helmsman and soul-sucker extraordinaire, Ben Bernanke, is going for the all time inflation record. History’s number one, in regards to price increase in the shortest amount of time, is the hyperinflationary crisis of Hungary in 1946, in which prices doubled every 15.6 hours. Let’s see if good old Berny can do better.

We now know that the U.S. is about to crash and burn, probably so severely that the entire country will cease to exist. I wouldn’t rule anything out, including civil war, food riots and wanted-posters on the entire Washington elite.

When the world’s biggest economy goes down, so will the rest of the world follow.

The two questions needed to be asked now is how many will die (many of the 50 million or so just on the right side of starvation will perish), and what will emerge as a consequence of this debacle - remember the last time? And mind you, that MINOR depression was so tiny in comparison that any people still alive from the era will come to regard it as “the good old times”. Back then we weren’t as indebted as we are today, and back then they only had a few problem - big problems sure, but few nevertheless. Today we’re facing a multitude of them, and each one capable of knocking this world upside-down.

THERE ARE SOMEWHERE AROUND $100 TRILLION IN DERIVATIVES FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE!!!

NONE OF THEM! Not a single one of those derivatives have any form of value. In the best case scenario most of the derivatives exists as based on the expected future price movements of the asset to which it is linked, if so you could almost call of one of the four horsemen, but we really don’t know, so I would still expect brimstone to illuminate our future. And this is ONE problem.

In most western countries (and in many others across the world) the total debts and debts obligations have together NEVER been higher then today, not even during fun times like WW II.

The housing bubbles, the inflationary policies, mad schemes to keep stock prices up, manipulated markets, regulations and laws running amok, interest rates so low the word 'ridiculous’ won’t cut it, currency wars, increasing protectionism, banksters robbing us blind, unemployment, several never ending wars (and more to come), the manmade global warming swindle, bail-outs, toxic assets, and Sarah fucking Palin.

All these screw-ups and many, many more have come together in a beautiful harmony of despair and catastrophe.

And please bear in mind that the original problems, the faulty policies and messy tricks that got us into the “greatest recession”, haven’t been solved. Only temporarily painted over. That alone should scare you senseless.

When this thing start to unravel and really picks up speed you’ll need to find a whole lot of new adjectives to describe how seriously royally screwed we all are. The acronym F.O.B.A.R. is the closest thing I can think of at this moment.

Economy 101

Evidence will show, as it always does, that our economy is based on a few very simple rules. Like the fact that $1=$1, or that any sort of economy need to follow the law of physics in that you cannot conjure up something out of thin air.

Both of these absolute truths and unquestionable facts (and many more) are continuously ignored by virtually every government and every central bank on the planet. According to our masters of despair we can borrow and spend and presto; $1=$2. And money spitted out from a computer with a few keystrokes automatically leads to prosperity and blissful existence for all puppies.

This was what we were told when our masters went forth on their epic adventure of Quantitative Easing (QE).

Greatness was, again, just within our grasp, all we needed to do was to borrow trillions, print another bunch of trillions and spend it on banks and financial institute. Apparently the world is doomed without smug suits lending money to unemployed chimps, and if trading hipsters and cocaine snorting tricksters don’t get their injection of free stuff from central banks there will be marshal law and chiiiiildreeeen everywhere will die horribly.

A crisis that originated from overspending and overzealous printing of money, and a crisis increased by a system with too many rules and regulations – such a crisis, they said, will be fixed by borrowing, printing and spending going for the moon. Also such a crisis obviously will be reduced by imposing even more regulations. Obviously…

This our masters argued and oh so many amebas listened. There were even plenty of single-celled organisms incapable of generating electric pulses between synapses who argued that the level of idiocy presented to us wasn’t enough. They wanted more. For some reason another trillion borrowed and more trillions printed and given to banks would have been much better. According to such individuals $1=$25 and, of course, every time a spoon dances to a musical of Andrew Lloyd Webber daisies pops up on every parking-lot across the universe.

I know most of you out there still believe in fairytales, which is very sad and kind of cute at the same time, but what about reality? Shouldn’t you at least acknowledge its existence?

In all likelihood it is the intricate wording together with those graphs and statistics that you find both boring and very confusing. Boring it may be, but confusing it’s not. They do try their very best to make ‘inflation reduction’ and ‘annual percentage rate’ sound like the mumblings of a drowning crack-addict, but it’s not that hard to see through the scam.

Every time they say ‘Consumer price index’ it’s not about prices, it’s about you being screwed. And what goes in your reality, close to you, according to your valet, also goes waaaay up there among the righteous elitists. They just want you to think there’s another set of rules when it comes to government and financial markets.

There is only one difference between your valet and that of government – you.

A government can borrow above its income; it can pile up debts even when it’s not solvent because of a simple and diabolical plot that dwarfs that of any cartoon villain.

A government can not only put you in as collateral, it can also bet your children and your grandchildren. You are the pillar that pays for all the excess spending; you are the one who produce the wealth squandered by countless bureaucrats, but there’s only so much you can do, only to a point can you produce, and that’s not enough - so in steps government to mortgage the future.

The main driver behind today’s catastrophe is the U.S. Federal Reserve. This unconstitutional institution that came to be through a coup-like trickery almost a hundred years ago is out in force again. The FED is ready to pump another $600bn into the economy over the next eight months in a bid to resuscitate America's flagging recovery.

Remember what I said above? 1$=$1 and you cannot conjure up something out of thin air.

The FED summons up this $600bn from pressing a few buttons on their computer. It’s not backed by production, it doesn’t have gold, silver or even cars as underlying fundament to keep some value attached to it. No, its monopoly money conjured up from nothing, backed by nothing.

What is probably confusing to you here is that if all else stays equal it doesn’t really matter what the notes say or how many of them they print. If the money gets equally distributed throughout the economy nothing would change. They could print $9856844 trillion or withdraw almost all dollars in circulation and nothing would change. It doesn’t matter whether a cookie costs $1 or $100, as long as all else stay the same. Today’s fiat currencies are just numbers, fictive and arbitrary numbers, and so if equally distributed to all at the same time, nothing changes.

Do you understand this? If you do, you should also wonder why central banks and governments embark on such a fantastic tale of quantitative easing.

There are two main reasons for it, each more sinister than other.

First, and most important for the elitist sphere, the money printed does NOT get equally distributed. Before anything else it goes to banks and financial institutes, and some of it trickles over to government.

Why is this important?

Because the ones who get the money first will hurt the least and can use the cash to shop, invest or spend with very little effect on prices. Just imagine you’d got $100bn (FOR FREE!) and can buy other corporations, invest in stocks or buy treasuries for that money before anyone else gets their hands on it. It’s like being handed the key to the chocolate factory!

In the next step, when someone else uses the money, prices have gone slightly up (have you watched the stock index lately?), and they use it, still beneficiary though. Then the money goes over to a third part, a fourth and so on. When the freshly printed money reaches the little guy, ordinary folks, and hardworking citizen’s prices on this and that have increased and the money has lost in value since there’s more of it in circulation.

Or, to put it in the simplest of terms; QE is a way to make the rich richer and the poor poorer!

Best of all; very few of you sheople out there understand it!

It’s an elitist wet dream! And you suckers fall for it every time.

The second reason they print money out of thin air backed by nothing is to inflate certain areas of the economy. As mentioned above certain fields and institution gets the money first and if you can, somehow, predict where they put the money, where they invest it or save it – well then you can also predict what area of the economy that will be “in a recovery”…

Today they point to the stock market going up, they say that investments are picking up speed again; they say that banks are solvent again. Never mind the printing press behind the curtain!

In this way they can trick you, pundits, so called economists, politicians and even themselves into a phony frenzy where bundles of spanking new dollars/pounds/kronas/yen is driving the economy forward.

It’s an illusionary trick worthy of any magician and almost everyone falls for it every time, despite the trick being done in the open without hiding anything from you.

IF they can do this at a certain level they can increase GDP, conjure up fake economic numbers and paint over many problems, BUT – only temporarily.

If the real financial fundaments and actual production doesn’t pick up speed during this magical act, then the economy is actually in worse shape than before. There’s a window of “hope” for those in charge; a year, two years, maybe three years depending on the country, during which new inventions, better production or an increase in foreign investments can push their QE-madness aside and lead to actual recovery.

No-one know exactly what level of QE is the correct one to reach the desired effect, but the worst problem with this tactic is that it seems sooo gooood. Almost every ruler, every pharaoh, king or government that has ever existed have tricked themselves, and their people, into this spiral of printing-borrowing-higher prices. Because it’s illusional, it seems people are getting more money; it seems that prices are going up because of want and demand, and the big time investors, banksters and the very rich are very happy consequently are able to lend the Pharaoh, king or government money for wars or any other fun activity.

So they won’t do it one time as an extraordinary measure, instead it becomes the remedy for all times and for all sorts of problems. It’s so easy. Press a few buttons and whoosh, instant prosperity.

But $1=$1, and you cannot conjure up something out of thin air.

So in steps inflation!

Not higher prices, which they want you to think is inflation. No, real and actual inflation i.e. money losing in value.

Ever wondered why your grandparents could buy a new car for $100 and a house for $3000? This is why. Inflation happened over the years.

If all else stayed equal, as mentioned before, it wouldn’t matter, but taxation is often based on prices and level of salaries which doesn’t take into account inflation. So the transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich, which is what QE does, isn’t enough, that extra printed money also comes with extra taxation and, as a funny consequence, higher prices, which also leads to extra taxation.

Ever wondered why your grandparents could buy a house, own two cars and live quite comfortably on ONE salary without indebting themselves into oblivion?

We should be much richer today; we should be able to live on a tenth of a salary of our grandparents. We can’t. Inflation happened. Your government and the rich stole your income and mortgaged you, your children and your grandchildren. And you let it happen.

As an additional bonus we get boom and bust circles as government and central banks in a never ending scam continues to print, borrow, and spend. Each time they inflate the bubbles they tear into the basic fabric of our production and producing capacity, and each time making things worse.

I am not, again, going to show you graphs, point to facts or argue the case of reality. What you only need to know is that somewhere down the line, in all likelihood very soon, the scams perpetrated by elitists across the globe will collapse. This time the level of the scams, the height of the trickery is unprecedented. Never before in history has so much debt, so many scams, and so many problems been swept under the carpet.

It can be an agonizing long horrible ride, like that of the Japanese example over the latest 20years, but in all likelihood it will go very quickly. And the magnitude of this crash, the mother of all crashes, will overshadow anything you can possibly imagine. Think the “Great Depression” times twenty or worse.

I cannot tell you exactly how bad it’s going to be or if you’re gonna make it.

What I can tell you is that this monster mega-crash will happen. It’s unavoidable.

Math and reality doesn’t tell lies.

$1=$1, and you cannot conjure up something out of thin air.

You will all be shot down. Some will only get injured, some may even find a way to benefit, but some will die. Literarily die. And I am not only talking about the tens of millions of people living on the edge of starvation, no, I am referring to you.

A bullet fired from this financial revolver will tear through your skin, then your muscle fibers, then crumble your bone, then pierce through one of your organs in an abhorrent, abominable, appalling, atrocious, awful, cruel, despicable, detestable, dire, dreadful, excruciating, execrable, fearful, formidable, ghastly, gruesome, grim, grisly, gruesome, harrowing, heinous, hideous, horrendous, horrid, horrific, loathsome, mean, nasty, nefarious, obnoxious, repulsive, revolting, shocking, terrible, ugly, unbearable, ungodly, unpleasant, unspeakable, vile manner just like every other gun.

For those few of you reading this; remember who your real enemy is. It’s not business men; it’s not the market or capitalism. It’s not even socialism despite me (and others) sometimes arguing just that. There are socialist traits, but this is really about greed, about power, and it is a fascist collaboration between government and the big sharks. The ones that you should target are government, politicians in general, big oily banksters, journalists that lie to you or cover up the truth, diplomats and bureaucrats. Every smug madman smiling at you from the headlines arguing that more money in circulation and government borrowing is a good thing is your enemy.

But if truth be told, if you really want to blame someone for the approaching Greatest Depression, you’d only need to look into a mirror. You voted for it. You cheered for it. You like them bossing you around.

You are an idiot.

So, I guess you won't understand this post either eh?

The Demopublican party wins - as always

 

You vote, we feast and dance!

From one perspective the electoral result in the U.S. with the hag Nancy Pelosi losing the speaker's gavel and GOP winning at least 50 seats, more than enough needed to take over the House, can be regarded as a good thing. The voters did kick a little on an already going down Obamination, a couple of new house representatives can be regarded as good people, and at least some of the maddening schemes will come to a halt.

Top Republicans gleefully claimed victory, as they should, from their perspective. They got several new well-paid jobs, and more people in government consequently more hands in the cookie jar. Not only did they gain cushy jobs in the House and at federal levels, they’ve also put their grabby little oily mittens on at least 10 governorships, with some additional governorships still too close to call.

So shouldn’t I, as a representative of the far, far right cheer on? Shouldn’t I be happy?

Nope.

A slightly lesser evil is still evil, and from an economic perspective this may actually make things worse. The republicans may put a slight halt to the Marxist wheel, maybe reduce the harm made to certain sectors, maybe even cut a few corners, but will they actually take action and reduce the massive deficit and be brave enough to start eliminating the enormous benefit mountain that is bleeding America from within?

Nope.

And since the only thing keeping U.S. from crashing right now is phony numbers, mad Ponzi schemes and the FED’s inflationary policies, it makes you wonder what any republican tampering will do to this volatile situation.

Looking at other interesting things, will republicans reduce the number of military bases abroad, reduce the military budget and stop the wars?

Nope

Will republicans dismantle the surveillance nightmare earlier governments have put in place?

Nope.

Will the republicans start prosecuting banksters and clean up a totally fraudulent housing system?

Nope.

Will they end the FED and bring back real money?

Nope.

Most likely they will totally ignore such issues or, even more likely, they will increase government in these areas. As said - evil!

If they actually won’t do anything about the real problems of the economy, which they won’t, and at the same time only arbitrarily stop a couple of Democrat suggestions and make only symbolic cuts and having to fight the senate and the president while doing so I actually think such a situation will make matters worse, not better.

The two-party system is a scam; it’s all about the ‘Demopublican’ party winning again and again. No matter who gets the power the power stays within the confine of the elite. Sadly not even the hijacked by republicans Tea Party movement seem to get that.

Leftie media tries to paint out the Tea Baggers as some kind of grassroots movement from the far right. Of course filled with racists KKK members, gun-toting maniacs, religious fanatics and horrible pro-lifers. Although such individuals do exists within the Tea Party ranks, they have very little impact and are so few they would hardly be noticed... but media finds them, of course, and portray them as the spokespersons of the entire movement. That’s how journalists work. In the real world its normal Americans, average people that simple have had enough. Republicans may think they’ve managed to tap into that and made them theirs, but that won’t last very long. Not with a full out bloody depression just around the corner and with republicans lacking the will to actually do something about it.

And the very foundation of the Tea Party is rather libertarian than conservative and if there is a founding father of the Tea Party movement it’s probably Ron Paul, the libertarian congressman from Texas. Sadly human rights and back-to-American-basics views have been left out more and more as republicans stole the show.

There’s a pant up rage within the U.S. and it’s still there, and when the people finds out, AGAIN, that republicans are nothing more than slightly better dressed Democrats and this while the economy continues to go from worse to horrible, I would not want to be in any politicians shoes…

Useless dried-up wankstains

Do you wonder why government doesn’t want you armed? Well this is why.

Police revealed Friday that they had been tipped off "by a credible source" that a bomb attack was planned in central Gothenburg, Sweden. The police get together and put on those funny storm trooper outfits and load up with masks, machine guns and the whole enchilada. They then let this task force storm the home of several people, threatening entire families, pointing guns at little children, and detained four suspects, questioned them and then the police…. let the ‘suspects’ go…?

I would expect that when the police go to these extremes they’ve actually found something tangible, something real, they would certainly not detain four people in this way and later let them walk out of the police station?

Well, you are the property of government. Your life, your money and your choices are theirs to keep, give or take away. And whenever, for whatever reason, they can send their stooges into your home, armed to the teeth, to threaten your loved ones lock you up and question you without probable cause.

In a fair society with people armed the police may have been gunned down by citizens and neighbors that actually have the right to defend them and their property. In essence no police would ever use violence in this manor without a really good reason for it.

Since we don’t know the whole story it’s hard to form a 100% opinion, but from what we know it seems that an overzealous monitoring society picked up a phone conversation where the word “bomb” and some other stuff was mentioned. And off the Storm Troopers went! They used a word! Oh no! Alert the secret police and increase the threat level! Lets frighten people and go to media and tell everyone that someone WILL DETONATE A BOMB (not if, maybe or perhaps).

Again, I need to ask; why do we put up with this crap? It’s not only because guns and self-defense is illegal, anyone with the slightest incline can get any sort of weaponry within hours. Yes, even in gun-free Sweden, not a problem. And it’s not that there is more of them, we, the people, outnumber them 10 000 to 1, so what is it? Are we too lazy? Too jaded perhaps?

It was very frightening earlier this year when the Swedish Minister of (in)justice proposed that small little children can be detained, have needles forced into their tiny bodies and be required to pee and leave blood and so on, only for the reason that someone within the autocracy suddenly feels like it. What did The People do?

Nothing.

I couldn’t believe it.

I don’t have children. Actually I don’t like those sorts of noisy and costly buggers - don’t like them at all. Still, I was so angry and so upset that I almost started looking for that grassy knoll and almost made phone calls that would have brought the security police to my doorstep. Satan will not help you bureaucrats out there if I ever have children and you come by and try something like this on them. I’ll go postal. I’d start killing. And no, this is not a joke because I would love my children and would rather die fighting for their rights as humans than let government put needles in them – apparently all the rest of you out there don’t mind having your children tortured so I guess that having police storming into homes without any reason and scaring up an entire society with fake bomb-scares is pretty normal. That hardly reaches your radar does it?

Wake up! And stop frolicking about like magnificent poofsters while you complain about youngsters having analsex. That stupid mumbling about saving the chiiiildreeen whenever a cigarette is lit is just for show, at least Swedish parents don’t like their young. Probably hate them more than I do. Torture? Bah! Builds character.

We are sending soldiers across the globe to a conflict that has nothing whatsoever to do with us, fighting an “enemy” that has never done a single thing to harm us. And for what? To support trigger happy trailer trash from across the pond running about thinking they are the best thing that happened to the world since red wine?

At home we’re setting up a Hitleresque vet dream of surveillance and we’re really only half a step away from having CCT’s in every home, this while the police can get away with murder.

What the fuck is wrong with you? You’d rather watch survivor than take five minutes to explain to your kids why they need to be tortured by authorities don’t ya?

Oh, the coming years of economic disasters and upheavals will be so enjoyable. You’ve all deserved it, and worse. I can only hope we get some of those funny little men with grandiose dreams to lead you sheople into another world war. That would be great fun and I would laugh, and laugh, and laugh…

Mad Moronic Muslims

I am not saying these guys are alone in their craziness - wouldn’t surprise me if there are a lot of Christian sects saying the same thing – but still, I mean hadn’t we left the dark ages? And is it really better to let people die than to take money from Pamela?

Religion – freaky!


Pamela Anderson's plans to donate the earnings from her Playboy cover shoot to an Indonesian disaster relief fund have been slammed by a hardline Islamic group.

Anderson announced the plans on her own website, saying “I’ve just shot another Playboy cover that will debut in January for Hugh Hefner, at his request -- I adore him. Playboy and I decided to do this, so I could donate earnings from the shoot to Waves for Water.”

But the Islamic Defenders Front on Monday told Indonesia's Metro TV that the donation to the charity -- which works to bring clean drinking water to disaster hit zones -- would be "against the law of God" because it was obtained through "immoral acts."

“If she wants to be photographed naked, then she is challenging a bigger disaster to happen in Indonesia. It's haram [forbidden],” Habib Umar Salim, the head of FPI's advisory council said.



//And yes, I do admit to having this post in order to show a nude Pamela. So sorry to you Islamic wacko fanatics, you’ll hardly the point of this post…

Absentee

Sorry folks, lately blogging have been scarce and will continue to be so for another couple of weeeks. I am moving. Not really to the deserted island with fantastic banana-growing properties I was looking for, in fact I won’t even leave the European Union. But a change of scenery and going to one of the oldest and sexiest cities of Europe has its charm.

As to my future plans, if my calculations and predictions come true, I’ll probably move back to Sweden and go rouge into the forests and hills of middle and northern Sweden were hardly anyone goes. Growing crops in that area isn’t easy, so that’s a challenge, otherwise all the necessities of life exist. At least for those of us that can manage without home delivered pizza and the latest reality show.

Hopefully it won’t come to that (yeah, who am I kidding?) or at least I’ll be able to work and play around with the locals for some years before things unravel. I may even stay or move further along within the company. I hear they have facilities in South East Asia so that’s a distinct possibility.

European governments are starting to do the right thing i.e. saving, cutting expenditure and increasing interest rates, but it is too little and waaaaay too late. This they should have done 2-3 years ago (or, preferably decades ago) when the recession struck. Sure it would have been painful, but it would have been over today - we would be in full recovery by now. Sadly they did the complete opposite; they borrowed, printed and spent trillions while keeping interests rates ridiculously low and imposing more regulations and restrictions.

So when things crash now, very soon, while they are actually doing the right thing, then all those opposite-reality maniacs will feel they’ve been vindicated.

“You see, they cut spending and reduced government – now we’re in a depression”

This will be repeated. Endlessly. Until the people are so indoctrinated with slogans and socialist ideas that they accept anything coming from these übermench. And since such righteous elitists, at least in Europe, have a fantastic plaything called the European Union, I cannot see this ending in anything else but what Hitler and Napoleon dreamt about.

Oh, I Godwin:ed… horrible me…

And America… oh by lord mighty Beelzebub and his fierily sticks…

The former hope of humanity, the land of the foreclosed and home of the not so brave, is about to take the biggest tumble of them all. For some reason I actually think we Europeans will make it, as long as we stay away from too many wars and don’t let another warmongering sycophant rule the show (which, let’s face, is a possibility), we’ll be pretty fine. It will be horrible, cannibalistically agonizingly horrible – but we’ve seen similar things before. The fall of Rome, the sacking of Thrace, Mongol invasions, the Black Death, the 30 years war, the minor depression in the 30’s, and even both world wars and the cold war was felt much closer and struck much harder in Europe than it ever did in America. This time it’s different. Sure we’ll hurt like hell over here and suffer immensely, but the ones really going down the crapper is the U.S. and its citizens And, frankly, I can’t see ‘em making it.

The constitution, a vast country with lots of grain fields, and that can-do spirit may still save some, maybe even resurrect the former glory within some states, but the country as a whole, that 50 stars haven will die. Poff! Go into the light. Never to be seen again.

We know this because we've seen this sort of thing before.

A vast empire with military bases everywhere running enormous deficits while imposing harder and harder restrictions for its own - ever increasingly - tormented people. An empire fighting in wars it cannot or will not win. An empire in moral and economical decline while the rest of the world looks on - partly anxiously and partly looking to grab what’s left of the ruins for themselves.

History is in the making all around us and you should feel fortunate to be a part of one of the biggest turning points in the history of mankind. You’re not aware today, but someday down the line, fifty, a hundred or two hundred years from now they will write essays, make shows about, and do so many in-depth documentaries about our time it will boggle your mind. I hope I’ll end up as a footnote somewhere as a reference to one ‘sane voice’, but most likely I’ll just disappear from history like all the rest of you buffoons. However I’ll have fun watching the rest of you, and make sweet marry on my own as much as possible.

I think this passage from the Epic of Gilgamesh says it the best:

Gilgamesh, whither rovest thou?

The life thou pursuest thou shalt not find.

When the gods created mankind,

Death for mankind they set aside,

Life in their own hands retaining.

Thou, Gilgamesh, let full be thy belly

Make thou merry by day and by night.

Of each day make thou a feast of rejoicing,

Day and night dance thou and play

Let thy garments be sparkling and fresh,

Thy head be washed, bathe thou in water.

Pay heed to the little one that holds thy hand,

Let thy spouse delight in thy bosom,

For this is the task of mankind.

A must watch!

This is something everyone should see.

After seeing this, ask yourself; how long will people stand for this? How long before a “maniac” shooting police officers becomes a hero? How long before rebellions, actual bloody upheavals, are in effect?

You may think such things are far away, but there is a limit somewhere, even to you. You are all sheople, screwed and bullied sheople. But there is a limit...

... where is yours?

The bizarro world of humans

Starting my day by reading Leg Iron, as I always do, I felt the need to check out news across the globe on my own. Although almost all news bulletins in our modern time has an inherent charm, I actually find that what most people wouldn’t consider ‘fun’ as the funniest stories of all.

Let me give you some of todays amusing examples.

Remember Haiti? They had a little rumble the other year, got an obscene amount of billions thrown at them, and now they have a Cholera outbreak. Why is this funny? Because the country has received so much money in aid, even before the Earth Quake, that the 9 million inhabitants should be relaxing on beautiful beaches. Instead they are starving, they still have about 2 million people homeless (or close to it) and now they are facing an illness easily avoided.

What they need are self-reliant citizens with an understanding on how to build houses. What they need is an armed populace able to defend themselves and their property against thieving lefties. What they need is freedom and a minimalistic government that stay out of peoples affairs. What they need is capitalism. Instead they got ex-presidents W-chimp and the McDonald’s munching Cunt’on, do help them. What they got was billions upon billions in aid sent alongside thousands of rescue workers and so many containers filled with water, food and blankets that it could have fed the entire city of Miami for a year. It didn’t work, it never works. So they continue to starve, they continue to be bullied around by a corrupt system, and they continue to attract funny diseases easily avoided.

Another side-splitting story comes from Mexico where gunmen stormed a party in the border city of Ciudad Juarez killing at least 13 people and wounding 14. Although not yet directly linked to the Mexican governments war against its own people, it’s not very farfetched to think that certain inhabitants going on these sorts of sprees can be linked to the pointless war on drugs. Instead of letting people make informed decisions on a open market making drugs cheap, clean and free from mafia, the Mexican government prefers tens of thousands dead. What every government in the history of this planet has failed to do, the Mexican thinks they can do with enough corrupt police officers and a couple of helicopters from the U.S. For every detached head found and for every easily avoided massacre I cannot help myself laughing, and laughing, and laughing…

In Sweden the police continue to hunt for a serial shooter. This fiendish “man-like” fanatic racist homophobic Muslim-hating Nazi right-wing maniac shooter between 20-40 years (with a margin of error of some years) is apparently getting around on a bike on his well-planned spree. It seems that he’s a lousy shot since all his victims are still alive, but he’s still putting the scare into people so they hardly want to go outside. At the same time we’re told about several rapes all over the country. Women are, as usual, defenseless victims without any sort of self-reliance and need to count on the mighty police for protection.

As the solution to both of these problems is obvious – allow self-defense! – I cannot help finding the whole thing really funny. I am not saying all rapes or all cycling fiendish “man-like” fanatic racist homophobic Muslim-hating Nazi right-wing maniac shooter between 20-40 years (with a margin of error of some years) would go away if people were allowed to defend themselves, but if I were a rapists or a fiendish “man-like” fanatic racist homophobic Muslim-hating Nazi right-wing maniac shooter between 20-40 years (with a margin of error of some years) I would certainly think twice before attacking someone if I knew people are armed.

And finally, saving the best for last, U.S. Secretary of State, Mrs. Cunt’on, have announced a $2bn aid package to be send to Pakistan. This on top of the more than $1bn of aid a year since 2005; last fiscal year, U.S. gave nearly $2bn. This sounds kind of “good” doesn’t it? Maybe you’re thinking they want to help Pakistan with the hundreds of thousands of fleeing refugees getting hunted down by U.S. drones, or maybe you’re wondering how much of this help will go to the starving and hurting from the flooding catastrophe, or maybe it’s a way to repay the damages done by military strikes into Pakistani territory, or maybe it’s just a gesture of good will.

Nope.

All that money and what the media is calling “aid” is going to the Pakistani Military.

Isn’t that great!?

Here we have a completely broke America running enormous deficits and running head first into a giant depression, but they still manage to conjure up billions to be send to the army of what needs to be considered a dictatorship while the people of said country is suffering immensely. Now that’s funny!

People don’t want to be saved; they want misery, disasters and wars. Look around you, the evidence is compelling. How many live on the edge of volcanoes and act surprised when lava flows into their living room? How often do we hear about a fisherman going out to sea when a hurricane is about to hit? People live in wooden houses without storm cellars in the path of tornado clouds; others go swimming in shark infested waters and cannot believe they’ve lost an arm. Every year people whooshes of the road because they get astonished that it snows above the pool circle.

And, maybe funniest of all, where do people turn when they need to be rescued? To the very entity that is largely responsible for most of the hurting – to government. In order to be saved from wars and starvation they turn to the creature that is the only thing capable of starting wars and the entity that is almost single-handedly responsible for every famine catastrophe throughout history.

If you don’t find this amusing then there is something wrong with you.