Wednesday, January 6, 2010

You are going to die! – Part XXXII

You’re never safe, not anywhere. Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, at any time that funny hooded guy may pop up to point at you with a bony finger.

Apparently a shot from an AK-47 fell down from the heavens during new years, Atlanta, Georgia, penetrated the roof of a church and killed a 4y old boy. The bullet probably fired from some overzealous celebrator a couple of miles away, firing into the air.

So there you have it, going to church may kill you.

Appoint a monkey instead

The Japanese idiots have their Finance Mentalist at a hospital, hopefully dying. Apparently his successor have already been appointed, however I do have a much better idea. Since whoever sits in that puppet-post does the same thing; prints money, keeps interest rates low, steal from the general public and argues for socialist injections into the economy, why not put a robot in his place? Or, better yet, hire a monkey to do the job? A monkey, with some buttons in front of him, not trained at the task, will make the right call about 50% of the time, depending on the number of buttons, which is a much better result than any Japanese politician as far back as anyone can remember.

In fact, this is a great idea in general. Monkeys can rule us, tax us and make judgments about our lives. I would feel much more comfortable with that than any of our current fraudulent leaders.