Wednesday, February 18, 2009

You are going to die! Part XIV

Sex is a fun activity and is also necessary for the survival of the species. But it can also kill you and that in several ways.

First of all, the act of lovemaking might contain some physical activities that might hurt or kill you. Some people like to use chains, whips and suffocation as a way getting off. Lots of people die from suffocation each year by letting the strangulation, or that bag over the head last a bit longer than is good for you. These kinds of sexual role-playing and other similar fetishes are dangerous, but that’s kind of the point. But there is also several other things that can happen during more “normal” sexual activity. People might bang their head against a bed pole, fall out of bed and break their neck or are so into it that they don’t pay attention to what goes on around them. There are also several kinds of equipments that can hurt or kill if not used properly. Not only the once already mentioned, but also electrical appliances. And you always need to be careful what things you put into which hole and how you then use it/them.

The above isn’t enough though; the most dangerous thing about sex is STD’s. Things like Chlamydia, syphilis and other common diseases today are treatable and can be cured with some antibiotics. But back in the day these might actually have killed you. And today we have AIDS. Even if AIDS isn’t only a sexual transmitted disease and you can live with it for many years, it might get you and people around the world do die from it.

And finally we have consequences of sex. A jealous husband might kill you and a woman that has been cheated on might poison you. You might also get pregnant and from that comes other fun things, like giving birth to the next Hitler or getting attacked by some pro life people whom hates you for thinking about abortion. Then there is also human trafficking, prostitution and things that not really have to do with sex, but still needs to be mentioned, like rape and child molestation.
Sex is not really a massive killer of man; more people actually get born and get happy by sex then gets hurt or dies from those activities. But you still need to be cautious and don’t jump into bed with just anyone and do whatever comes to mind, it might kill you.

Feminists can blow my nose

I’m just saying, they could, and maybe even should. Most feminists could use a big nose to wipe and empty of its content. Pretty much every feminist (that is a girl) who I have meet has been ugly or fat and/or is only lacking that big, fat, pumping nose to do her proud. The gay, sorry, guy feminists out there are in it for political correctness or are looking to score some feminist females. It’s all a nose job…

snuff in Scotland?

Good day in Scotland today. Been out looking for a new apartment, had a nice lunch and now with lots of newly bought beer and some crisps I’m spending the afternoon watching porn while boats go by my window. Also I’m contemplating the good fortune of not being in the hellhole anymore. If I could only resolve that snuff buying issue, I will be really happy.

Hollywood calls

I bet you pretty much everything I have that there is already plans in the working for making a movie about Piratebay. You can always trust Hollywood and movie makers to make something out of something like this in an effort to cash in. But that idea will open a lot of strange roundabouts. Someone “steals” movies and whatnot, and then the movie executives makes a movie about that theft and the marketplace they ended up in and then they get that movie about the stealing stolen and displayed at the same place they started to attack for being the illegal in the first place. Maybe they can even make a movie about the movie about Piratebay that got stolen and displayed at Piratebay? But then that one will probably be shared and put out there too…

Government hating generation being created?

Apparently the prosecuting attorney in the Piratebay trial has changed some of the previous charges. This guy has had years to prepare, have the backing of some of the richest and most powerful companies in the world (and the government), and after two days a big part of his “case” goes out the window? Pfff… this thing is so idiotic. Well, the whole trial is stupid and it doesn’t matter what will be the final verdict, the Piratebay have already won. Those Piratebay guys are not really experts in marketing or sales, but they still manage to kick some serious butts on executives all over the world. And the Swedish “justice”-system, laughable as always, is so entertaining. Did you see that “judge” falling asleep?

Wasting millions of tax money on a trial that cannot be won and in doing so making an entire generation mistrustful of the government and the justice system… wait…hold on… that’s great! Magnificent even. Hopefully we soon will have millions of people all over the world hating governments. Oh goodie! I wasn’t thinking properly. From now on I’m a huge fan of this trial and every other idiocy that comes from this. I might even start to rote for the prosecutors. I wonder what will make the worst out of this situation, not guilty or guilty? If someone out there has the answer, let me know so I know what to hope for.

Gold and the coming depression

Apparently people are rushing to buy gold again, a sure sign of bad times and worse to come. Throughout the ages gold have been a guarantee for long time investments because the value of gold doesn’t moves that much and even more importantly, gold can be used to make rings, tiaras, coins or something else to further increase its value. This is also the reason why we once in our history had all our currencies bound to gold; the gold standard. From the early 19th century until the First World War was the best time in human history if you look at the increase in people’s living standards and salaries and during that time we had the gold standard, being a insurance that governments and central banks couldn’t print as much money as they wanted, hence kept the inflation down. Sadly this gradually changed eventually leading up to the great depression and the abandonment of the gold standard. Since then governments have had no problems fiddling with the books or using the money making machines to put more and more fictive money in the system.

But still, gold remains as a favorite investment. It’s beautiful, have always hold great value to people and can be molded as well as used for different things. And when people start buying and putting their savings in gold, that’s the real sign for all the rest of us to be on the lookout for the next depression. Did you think that the financial crisis had peaked? You sad sad little human… The fun is just about to start.