Friday, June 26, 2009

Tasteless? Maybe. PC? Definitely not. Fun? Oh yeah…

People handle grief in different ways; I prefer laughter and shining parties. This has very little to do with grief though; I didn’t really like the guy despite growing up in the 80’s - I just find these very funny.

MJ jokes I found on the net can be found here. If you have any more; please post them in the comment thread:

Early reports say that Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since young Macauly Culkin stayed over.

paramedic 1: HOLY COW his heart is not beating what should we do?
paramedic 2: just beat it beat it beat it beat it

FOR SALE - Chimpanzee and oxygen tent. Willing to sell separately. Genuine reason for selling.

Madonna has paid her respects to the jackson family and wants to know how much they want for the kids.

When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson

We really shouldn’t joke about MJ, think of all the people he touched, especially the children.

Apparently when the paramedics found him he had no colour left…

Nobody should blame themselves for the death of Michael Jackson when we all know it was the boogie

MJ stated in his will that he wants to have his ashes scattered in the local sand pit so he can still get into kids pants.

Michael Jacksons family have been asked what colour coffin they want him buried in, they said it doesn’t matter if it’s black or white.

McDonald’s is bringing out a new burger …”Michael Jackson Burger”…
It has 50 yr old dead meat inside 5 yr old buns.

The Jockey Club has announced that black armbands are to be worn in tribute to MJ who has ridden more three year olds more successfully than anyone in living memory.

MJ's ghost has been sighted in a children's hospital. Seems he is still putting the willies up small children.

he died from an allergic reaction to some 12 year old nuts he had eaten.

Michael Jackson died at 3.15 p.m. local time. What is significant is that at 3.15 the big hand is on the little hand.

What’s the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Micheal Jackson? Young boys loved to pin Farrah to the wall, whereas Michael loved to pin…

what's the difference between Michael and a Sainsbury's carrier bag. One is yellow, plastic and won't degrade in a landfill, and the other is . . . a Sainsbury's bag.

Exposure to sunshine, moonlight and good times ruled out: now coroners say cause of death was 'boogie'.

They won't need to embalm him.

His final wish is to be recycled into party balloons so kids can still blow him.

The Jackson 4 have announced new tour dates

What's the difference between Manchester United and Michael Jackson? Man U will be playing giggs next year

What a coincidence Farrah Fawcet and MJ dying on the same day. One played with majors, the other played with minors...

After many years of being unsure whether he was black or white, it briefly appeared last night that Michael Jackson had settled on blue. In the end he finally chose grey.

The Jackson family have just visited the Funeral Directors to make sure they take plastic.

Did you hear? The Jackson Five are offering a 20 percent discount on their reunion!

Mj's last words were "take me to the children's ward"

Michael Jackson's last request was to be melted down and made into a slippery slide so that kids could still go down on him.

Police have searched Jackson's house. They found Class A drugs in the bathroom and Class 4B in the bedroom.