Friday, September 25, 2009

United Nitwits anomalies

I was just about to take a couple of hours of beauty sleep when I happen to stumble across another scary doomsday scenario issued by the UN buffoons. According this hilarious report (pdf) climate change is surpassing the worst-case scenarios scientists predicted in 2007. Mountain glaciers are apparently melting in some areas, which they neeeeeever have done before…

Reuters report that environmentalists hope leaders will pay attention to the UNEP report as the Copenhagen meeting nears. No shit Sherlock. Along with this they will show us made-up stories about some poor farmer losing his home to global warming, they will show us rallying idiots flocking outside demanding more of the same madness. The politicians, pretending to be adversaries, will put up an magnificent theatre and this report will be one part of this puzzle.

I will not go into the mumbo jumbo of the report; instead I'll let other real scientists debunk those. However, I found a hilarious world map inside that report you just gotto read/watch (page 8-9 or 2-3). I cannot stop laughing. I thought our enemies at the G20 were hilarious, but this, oh my…

Under the headline “Significant climate anomalies from 2008 / 2009” *chuckle*, and among all those amusing, totally gut-wrenching funnies we can read that the winter in United Kingdom (2008-2009) was the coldest winter since 1996/1997. Ha-ha,,,

I mean, come on, do they really expect thinking adults to fall for this scam?

They have put together a bunch of perfectly normal weather phenomenon in an expose meant to frighten us. Its redicolous. Hurricanes, wild-fires and heavy rain aren’t something new, or did any of you think that? And the time-frame is absolutely none-scientific, even a layman as me can figure that out. You cannot watch a couple of decades and form an opinion about these things, hundreds of years aren’t even sufficient. Real scientists will tell you that you need tens of thousands of years to get some results that can be properly measured.

Oh, I bet we need taxes so the UK doesn’t experience that horrid winter of 1996/1997 ever again. And, of course, we need a world government deciding who can and cannot release certain gases. Maybe we should kill all methane-discharging cows?

New World Order and G20

It was just a matter of time I guess. Even Swedish newspapers are starting to talk about a new economic world order now, well, they are handed those headlines, but still. I don’t know whether to cry or just pack my bags faster, but it is clear that those conspiracists are getting closer to being right for each day that passes.

One additional economic decision I haven’t mentioned yet coming out of the G20 is the shift of balance of power at the IMF, where mainly China will claim a more elevated position.

However, lots of more amusing stuff is handed down to us mere mortals from the privileged at the G20.

Funniest, at least in short term, is the buildup surrounding Iran. The usual suspects have all come together in a unison condemnation of that Muslim smurf Ahmadinejad and the supposed “nuclear threat”. Even the pickpocket in chief hosting the meeting, whom earlier been very restricted in saying to much towards the Iranian regime, is issuing harsh critic. And since the only “positive” number in the American economy at the moment is an increase in defense orders (up 14.8% from last year when that warmongering chimp was in charge) and more US troops being sent to the area, one can suspect one or two things. Even the Russians are getting onboard, probably as part of the deal the messianic head of state did when he agreed to cut back on missile defense-systems in Eastern Europe.

Oh, I’m just nibbling away at my popcorn at the moment listening to the protests live from Pittsburg and hoping to hear some more hilarious stuff. The whole situation reminds me a lot of the Adenoid Hynkel –character and that great movie from 1940, well, with a touch of Winston Smith mixed in there.

Fun fun fun…

Look at my left hand… uhuh

Another indication of our enemies continues scams and manipulations of equity, currency and commodity markets can be found here Yahoo

As I have written before, they are messing with the markets. Several times I have looked around and compared prices and made mathematical calculations that do not add up, because something fishy is going on. Evidence surfaces now and again, and here is another one.

And you just know that we are getting seriously fucked when governments and central banks are up to these sorts of tricks.

Started stocking up on useful items like guns, seeds, cans and such yet?

These are not the droids you are looking for

As the funnies during the G20 continues (I cannot be the only one hearing the Imperial March playing in my head) I detected some more evidence, in addition to all those already covered, of the US economy about to go crash and smash. Well, I’m not the only one seeing these, others have picked some of it out and displayed them, but put it all together and the result cannot be mistaken.

While the ratio between debt and GDP in the US continues to expand i.e. leading to a debt-spiral with less and less wealth to pay for loans (higher risk for defaulting and such), the Shared National Credit Program in the US is now reporting that: Classified assets rated 'substandard', 'doubtful', and 'loss,' rose to $447 billion from $163 billion in 2008. The volume of SNCs rated 'doubtful' and 'loss' in 2009 rose almost 14-fold to $110 billion, while non-accrual loans touched $172 billion, up from $22 billion in 2008. The report also said foreign banks held about 38 percent of the $2.9 trillion in loans, while hedge funds, pension funds, insurance companies and other entities held about 21 percent. (Reuters)

Almost all this money is consequently just puffs of air and as a result it will evaporate in the near future. Oh, you think this is bad? Wait, it gets better.

The US Census Bureau is telling us that new orders for manufactured durable goods in August decreased $4.0 billion or 2.4 percent to $164.4 billion. This was the second decrease in the last three months. This followed a 4.8 percent July increase.

Notice the last sentence? Not long ago our enemies quoted that “positive” report and told us it was a “green shoot”, I said then it was a fictional idiocy, and as usual I was right.

I could go on about the report (find it here), lots of fun things, but I want you to notice another funny little thing. The only positive numbers change from 08 to 09 in the entire report is this:

Defense capital goods:
Shipments………………………….. 14.8%
New Orders………………………… 3.1%

With non-defense new order series decreasing 7.1% in August, (collapsible figures) Der Grandiose organizer, Barack Obama, seems like a very peaceful president, don’t you think?

Oh, it doesn’t stop here either.

The Fed has accounted for half of all Treasury purchases in Q2, and with almost zero left to play around with, so one need to stop and wonder what they will do when no one buys during the next auction.

And the fiscal year is close to its end with millions of Americans about to lose their benefits while unemployment continues upwards. The real unemployment figures are now close to 20%, although our enemies want you to think 9.7%.

The only question now is when this sand-castle will get crushed by the depression tsunami. And then the follow-up question, how will this affect the rest of us? Well, you figure it out for yourself. I’m long into my plans of moving to deserted island growing my own crops, which might give you one indicator...

Sing along now

The great leader West of Europe is well on the way to create his Obama Jugend. All those hundreds of thousands of “volunteers” aren’t enough.

Why is anyone still questioning the writing on this wall?

This is so fantastic.

Heres the lyrics:

Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand [?]
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be clear today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said Red, Yellow, Black or White
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama

Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!
For all your great accomplishments, we all [do? doth??] say “hooray!”
Hooray Mr. President! You’re number one!
The first Black American to lead this great na-TION!
Hooray, Mr. President something-something-some
A-something-something-something-some economy is number one again!
Hooray Mr. President, we’re really proud of you!
And the same for all Americans [in?] the great Red White and Blue!
So something Mr. President we all just something-some,
So here’s a hearty hip-hooray a-something-something-some!
Hip, hip hooray! (3x)

The plot keeps growing

Gorgon Brownie, Prime Mentalist of UK, is out saving the world again. He has somehow, together with the World Bank and the taskforce on International Innovative Finance for Health Systems, managed to dig deep into the pockets of his fellow countrymen (borrowed more) and found a $5.3 billion financing package aimed at providing a very costly temporarily healthcare system to Malawi, Liberia, Sierra Leone, Ghana, Nepal and Burundi.

In the world of the enemy class this is quoted as “rolling back fees” and, of course, “benefiting millions of women and children in some of the world’s poorest countries”. Journalists reporting about the Scottish Santa and his poisonous gift are saying this is equal to “Providing free healthcare”.

The demon bitch from hell, Barbara shortStocking, chief executive of Oxfam GB, said: “We finally may have won a battle, a rather serious battle, about user fees preventing poor people from getting healthcare.”

So… the fact that these people have no money isn’t the problem, the fees are? Riiiiight…

The richer part of the world are subsidizing their own farmers and industries, in addition to throwing bail-outs around to keep them floating, which makes many equivalent industries in poorer countries none-existent. We pay under-prices for these poor people’s goods and services and we advocate basically the same principles of politics as their totalitarian leaders. Environmentalists and our great leaders then goes on a rampage against manmade global warming which in effect is the same as condemning more people to poverty. The same scheme is used to keep manipulated crops of the market, just so some more millions of people can starve to death. After that we give the totalitarian leaders of these countries weapons and billions in “aid” so they can keep mansions and stay in power, theeeen Gorgon and his marry men of thieves steps in to save the day providing “free” healthcare” temporarily… If this isn’t pure evil, it’s hard to see what is.

I wonder how long that money will last? Half a year? A year perhaps? And after that? As I interpret this plot, the money is meant as an incentive to the government in those countries to continue with the founding after the initial x-mas gift is gone. Yeah… that will work out perfectly...

Another interesting thing is that this money includes a pledge of $3 billion from the online travel industry. I wonder if that money is on top of the money we rich idiots already are spending in those countries? Also I wonder were the hell people that are losing their jobs faster than Gorgon can spit out more lies will get the money? Finally I also wonder who wants to go to those countries in the first place, except for child molesters and gun traders that is.

This is just another example of how our enemies are gathering, consolidating their power, spreading their evil and continues to fuck us all.


Noticed the build-up surrounding Iran lately? Strangely the Obamination is keeping his cool, making the UN and pundits do the warmongering.

I wonder I wonder…