Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Fly my pretties fly

Three people who plunged to their deaths from a multi-storey flat in Glasgow were a Russian family seeking asylum in the UK. The family are believed to have jumped to their deaths because of a no in their application to stay.

I think they were testing their wings, but meet with concrete instead. Whatever the case I’ve been below that very building, so I’m happy they didn’t land on me.

15th floor… For not being allowed to stay in UK? I don’t get it, but I do hope that they weren’t smokers. Probably not getting a funeral if they were along with the fine they were handed for littering Glasgow pavement.

I would so have shagged Dr. Zira

Seven Muslims were arrested by Irish police on Tuesday on suspicions of conspiracy to murder a Swedish cartoonist who drew the prophet Muhammad with the body of a dog.
The four men and three women were arrested in the southern Irish towns of Cork and Waterford following an international operation.

The Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks, is believed to have a $100,000 bounty on his head from an Alky Aida linked group.

This sort of monkey business is just the distraction our masters are looking for. It would have been even better if the assassination plot would have succeeded, but hey, cannot have everything at once now can we.

Even so, one can assume that the Muslims supposed failed action will further antagonize certain groups and increase people inclination to vote for any of the “racist” parties out there. Maybe the Jews fleeing southern Sweden can get a tad more support? Maybe the next time a poll measures how Swedes feel about Afghanistan even more idiots wants us to be there and help the US war machine murder Muslim families? Ohoh! I just thought of something. Certainly these arrests were made because of the draconian internet laws? They used Yahoo to communicate. Say it is so, please…

Well, there are probably not any buried statues of liberty in this story, fanatics are who they are and act accordingly. However, stories like this will have their own momentum and will gain so while our economies flush downwards.

I said early on that our elitist friends would blame greed, Muslims and a too free economy for this depression we’re in, and the more time passes by, the more right I seem to have.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But your behavior studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.
// Dr. Zaius

The Fantasia bubble

Oh my, even the press is starting to get it.

(Reuters) - Portugal became the latest euro zone country to announce austerity measures to rein in a ballooning budget deficit on Monday as debt-stricken Greece urged global action to curb speculation in credit default swaps.

But maybe even funnier is how things are starting to pick up in Spain.

They tried to whip up a self-cleaning incantation. They said it would be just like Fantasia. Jaunty tunes, happy dancing things, everything would be fixed. No worries. Anyone need more ‘green shoots’?


And we all know how splendidly Fantasia turned out for Mickey…


Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat

The Greeks are not really carrying gifts; rather they are out asking for ‘em. We need hand-outs they say while they continue with the same policies and don’t do anything about the bureaucracy and corruption that is as much at fault as Evil Inc. (Goldman Sachs) and their co-conspiracists hiding-the-Greek-debts scam.

To a point the olive oiled Prime Mentalist of Greece does make a degree of sense. If Greece defaults entirely, which they should and very well might do, what does that do to the Euro-zone and what kind of ripple effects will it have? Surely it cannot end well.

However, the real mess that would emerge if US of A and/or the other European countries come to the rescue is far worse. If one country gets bailed out, why not the next one? Italy is on the brink, Spain likewise. Portugal has great problems and is about go through the same mess as Greece. And if the Gorgon of UK is allowed to continue on his path Britain will certainly follow down the abyss.

Are we supposed to think that the ‘only’ partly messed up Nordic countries along with Germany will pick up the pieces indefinitely?

Maybe the real question is how much electricity they need to print more money?

Legalize it

Stockholm police have busted a network of cannabis growers. One of the suspects is a record producer who cultivated the plants in his studio.

I’ve never understood why cannabis isn’t legal. It’s harmless, at least compared to smoking, drinking and things like coffee. No person in the history of mankind has died of cannabis. Not one. And the plants are great for commercial use as well. You can make a lot of stuff out of it like clothes, rope, bags, you name it. Not to mention that the leafs are beautiful!

I don’t like it myself, I rather drink vodka or have a good glass of wine, but I don’t care if anyone else munches away on a brownie or puff on a bong for a while. Would should I?

So why do the legislator care? Well, with the exception for the very spooky and supposedly scary ‘gate-way’ argument there is no reason. Police resources that could be used to catch real criminals like murderers or child molesters are spent to chase these harmless people down.

Just legalize it already.

Demands for re-election

On Iceland several loud voices are now being heard calling for re-election since the sitting government obviously have no support for their: ‘stealing from poor Icelandic’s and handing the money over to rich bankers and stupid banking customers in other countries’ – policy.

Of course this is one way to go. But will it change anything?

What should be done is for the people to get armed and make a single unified statement.

Stay the hell out of our lives and if you steal our money, we’ll take your life!

If the powers that be don’t get the message, that’s their problem.

The same, of course, should be said by poeple in America, Greece, Britain, Spain and any other place whereas the banksters and tricksters are running their schemes.