Sunday, June 7, 2009

The charade is over

You did not believe me or these guys when we warned years ago, you did not listen when the recession hit us and you are not listening today. If you never do, this will never end. It cannot end. While 98+% of the cornflake economists are saying the recession is over, things are going from really bad to horrific. While almost every politician is saying the crisis is halting, unemployment keeps going up and more bubbles are being created. While journalist stooges are writing crap about upturns and lights in the tunnel, trade keep falling and inflationary money keeps pouring into the system. While bankers and central banks are telling all of us to keep spending money we do not have, defaulting is increasing despite us having close to 0% interest rates! Can’t you see the writing on the wall? What does it take to get your synapses working?

Here are some people trying to tell you what is happening in America. The depression cannot be stopped anymore; it will hit us, but how severe and for how many years is decided by you, the people. When you realize who is at fault, what to do about it and you stop listening to the enemy class we can start turning things around. As it looks now we are so screwed that the “great depression” will seem like a dance to soft music.

GERALD CELENTE


Trillions of dollars have been printed, so far not really effected prices and interest rates, it takes a while, what do you think will be when that happens?

The Great Depression Again


Manufacturing is only about 7% of the US Economy... What do that tell you?


If you want to know what is going to happen in the near future, you only need to open up a history book and learn what the consequenses was the last time around, but bear in mind, this time the situation is worse...

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Vote Pirate! – because the power elite don’t want ya to

Today a clear minority will decide who to send to the Mecca of bureaucracy. And just like the city of Mecca - or any other stupidity in religion(s) - the European parliament is a heaven, a nirvana for those within the power elite. Not only can they earn a lot of money and fraternize with other bandits from all over Europe, they also get more power. But this power that constituents are highly suspicious of needs to be reaffirmed. The power elite need a clear signal to use it. In order to wield their power hungry tentacles and decide things way over our heads a green light is needed.

Most of these elitists and their cronies will tell you they have automatic power since people - some of them at least - have once (or several times until they got it “right”) voted for being members hence already approved every little piece of legislation and madness MEP’s can conjure up. But deep within their black hearts they still know that even passive pussies like us Swedes will rebel if they take it too far so they need confirmation and the way to get this confirmation is to get you to vote. This is why it is so important for those in power and for those wanting power to have you go through the pointless exercise with ballots. This is why the entire band of blatant liars looking for supremacy need a “go ahead”. Without it they will still use their authority but with some carefulness while they use spineless journalists and bought chimpanzees to overhaul citizens with contradictory phrases like “he who do not vote, should not complain” in a scheme to increase our collective shame over not voting. “It do not matter who you vote for, just vote” is another nutty phrase designed to get you to reaffirm that those in charge can control, monitor and destroy your life as they please.

This mendacity behind authorities is nothing new, but at least our national parliaments are closer to home, we know them, we might even live next door to them, we know who to blame. The European parliament however is a fantastic maze of intrigues that get even the plotting elite confused.

Don’t do it! Do not give them the verification they so desperately need and want. Stay at home, watch TV or eat a pizza. Those in power need you to voluntary give them your life and money. If you don’t confirm this power and the elitists “right” to rule you maybe you - strangely enough -want to keep making your own decisions and that is not doable. The entire structure from brainless journalists to the highest governmental authorities needs the voting as a drug addict needs the fix; they cannot properly function without it.

If you despite my ramblings really need to put that note in the box, at least do it with some thought.

This and the coming generation of citizen are in serious trouble, not only from a looming depression and maddening elitists, but also from the increasing totalitarianism of the surveillance state. This pure fascism is meant to control everything in our lives. In Sweden this is only opposed by one political party, the Pirates. No matter what the others tell you, they are in cahoots and have no problem whatsoever imposing more restrictions, more law and more control over the internet and your life. I do not vote, I refuse to comply with a sick system, but the Pirate Party is scaring the shit out the power elite because Pirates (as the name implies) ignore the basic rules of the game.

So if you gonna vote – vote Pirate! Because the power elite don’t want you to.


National pride… or something…

Apparently today is Sweden’s national day and I am taking notes on my I-do-not-give-a-fuck pad. Why does anyone care about one certain day out of 365 that apparently have some kind of significance to a particular country? In Sweden this day is “celebrated” to commemorate a dictator climbing to power in the 16th century and to remember a day 1809 when a couple of papers were signed said to be some kind of democratic institutional thingies, which they of course aren’t. I have nothing against national pride and I believe that a limited amount of nationalism can be healthy, but why wave flags one day and listen to some fairytale figures that should have been placed on history’s scrapheap a long time ago? Well maybe not as long as HM Prinsessan Madeleine is alive, wow! That woman should be in porn…


I told you so

Again my fantastic ability of predicting the future is evident. In countless entries I have mentioned how politicians in countries all over the world want to ban libertarian and communist bloggers. This is nothing new, but now the first signs of the pure fascist surveillance society is getting into the light. In France a blogger wrote that a MP - Nadine “the liar” Morano - is a liar, which is the truth. The blogger is getting charged for this “crime”... So congratulations to all you totalitarian pro-IPRED and ACTA-loving moronic as-holes, your dreamy pink and fluffy fascism is creeping closer and closer. A couple of pseudo-scientist and “thinkers” is saying that the same thing can happen in other countries and those citizen using their brain are going; duh!

Living in the UK I normally don’t complain too much about the Labour government and the fatty in charge of that crazy apparatus, mostly because I’m a guest in this country. Sweden and her politicians I can trash all the time, but let’s make this easy and very simple: Every politician is lying! They kill people every day, not always intentionally, but does it matter? Every single one of them from the fascist Obama to the Iranian smurf Ahmadinejad, from the tiny wee Putin to the current socialist government in Sweden, they are all evil and do things on a daily basis that normal people would go to jail for. They steal, cheat, kill, rob, lie, scheme and plot to gain power and to stay in power, this goes for all of them, no matter what color or side of politics.

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On a related note someone have change the name of the bugger in charge of the anti-piracy stupidity. Apparently someone went to the Swedish IRS and changed his forename to “Pirate”. I think this is very funny and kudos to whoever is responsible. The new name is consequently: Pirate Pontén.
Come on, keep the name, makes you sound much much cooler...

Cornflake-economist does it again

The crisis and some stupid Baltic States might make interest rates go up in Sweden? No way… And a couple of mainstream cornflake-economists in Swedish are today saying that sometimes interest rate goes up! Wow… really?

I wonder how many of you chimps out there followed my advice and avoided taking a first or another loan in order to buy things you cannot afford? Since prices have gone up a lot on real-estate and the spending on everyday gods haven’t really gone down during the crisis, I’m guessing there is a lot of you now sitting with new huge mortgages and loans wondering where all the money went. And when the interest rates goes up - I’m not talking minuscule 1-2% no it will go way higher - how will you fools repay your debts? If you did as I have suggested since long before this crisis started and saved your money or put in something safe like in Gold you are still okay, but you haven’t, have you?

The inflationary house prices in Sweden together with all those loans, the governments increasing debt-policy and the continuation of the recession is a small disaster, ad to this the unemployment plus the still dropping trade numbers and my home country is in some serious dodo. When the depression hits the world with full force during the coming years Sweden will be among the biggest losers despite doing quite well at the moment. The inflexibility of the Swedish labor- and financial markets will make things even worse but the unwillingness of doing what is correct will lead straight to the abyss. Not even the center-“right” government is doing the proper thing; they are instead increasing debts, encouraging borrowing/spending in addition to not doing a damn thing about all those stupid laws that is hindering peoples freedom.

If you really were so stupid that you went out and borrowed a lot during todays fictive 0% interest rates and even more foolishly spent it on real-estate, you are an idiot and should pay the consequences of this, but the rest of the country will fall because of this. When all you chimps cannot afford to repay and the defaulting reaching certain levels during the worst crisis in human history, it will be horrifyingly bad. Families forced out in the cold, beggars everywhere, riots in the streets, alcoholism skyrocketing and so forth. You think I’m exaggeration don’t you? Yeah, keep scratching that belly of yours and ignore those that have been correct about everything so far and keep listen to the enemy class, let’s see who is right in the end.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Why we are screwed for a long long time

This is a good explanation by dr joern berninger why this crisis cannot end as it looks now.



And a creative little thingy telling some of the truth.




China continues to show the way

The dictatorship in China have decided to once again show their counterparts in Europe and North America how it is done. In the same spirit as ACTA and IPRED the Chinese is starting to block certain sites, which is the next logical step. And we are not talking childporn or making bombs, no we are talking Facebook, twitter and so on. Of course the western governments soon will follow, probably starting with banning blogs like this one and other regime critical sites, but someone will of course find child pornography on Facebook and than the debate is off. Some journalist with the IQ equivalent of his shoe size will figure out that there are pedophiles using twitter. A feminist group will find “offensive” material on fashion-sites, some environmentalists will start screaming about coats being sold online, unions will complain over recruitment companies using the internet to find cheap labor, some radical political group (left, right or both) will have their site/sites blocked or banned, the evening news - journalists with the combined IQ of one overcooked shrimp - will start reporting how easy it is to find out how to make bombs, turkey-dinner and LSD online. And so on and so on. Many of above mentioned have already happened or are happening right now; many others will soon come to be. With secret police, supercomputers and different interest-groups roaming the net more laws and more restrictions will be sure to follow. As the technology develops, so will the law, further enhancing the fascist wet-dream. And when the current recession goes over to the worst depression ever known with massive demonstrations, civil-unrest and so on, what do you think will happen at that time? China is just showing us the future, the light-version of it; the future will of course be much much worse.

Pirate = fascist ?

I’m not sure if this is accurate, but according to an interview and the bias journalists at Svenska Dagbladet (SvD), Amelia Andersdotter, number 2 (pun intended) at the Pirate party list to the European Parliament is saying she will donate large sum of her potential MEP salary to Ordfront (a semi-fascist publishing agency), to Amnesty (nowadays a safe heaven for communistic propaganda) and to the oh so lovely organisation Attac, you know, the people who loves to spread poverty and hates things like freedom of choice. Pretty much the same conglomerate of enemies the Piratebay and the Pirate Party claims to be against. This is not really surprising and if lazy journalists dig some more they probably find a lot of other anti-democratic forces within the Pirate’s mists. This is why I do vote for them. You cannot vote for a potential fascist movement in order to fight fascism, that is just stupid. Well, to be fair, I do not vote at all, but still, you get the idea.

Monday, June 1, 2009

The enemy class consolidating its power

As predicted GM is now more or less completely in the dirty paws of the state. Instead of letting this dinosaur die and be chopped up by the voluntary forces of the market, the elite in Washington does what the enemy class always does; consolidate power. In doing so wasting billions of the taxpayer’s money and adding to the depressional tsunami.

While FEMA is stacking up millions of caskets all around America and Obama is building his 275 000+ strong “voluntary youth core” at camps across the US the economy keeps getting worse. Of course cornflake economists are saying the worst is over and politician’s eager to get re-elected are hitting their chests claiming the recession is loosing momentum. Journalists, brainless as they all are, never checking the facts. The stock-markets seemingly are recuperating but at the same time the inflational money spill is slowly pouring out and together with fictive interest rates this keeps people spending money they do not have. False numbers are being spread by the enemy class to keep the charade going for a while longer and moronic lefties everywhere are calling for further stimulus.

I’m just waiting for that final spark. Most people that know what’s going on believe the dollar collapsing will get things going, but that will not occur soon and will probably only happen if other countries let it. Instead my money is on several lending and borrowing markets closely linked to the way overvalued stock-markets. But it might actually be enough just letting things roll along since things are still going down; companies are still loosing money and going bankrupt. Sure, as the cornflake economist are saying, the recession have “lost” momentum according to GDP, but things are still falling and the enemy class cannot hide the true figures behind GDP for very long. As I have told you before, GDP can go up, growing and showing great numbers but people can still get poorer. This very few persons understands, least of all economists.

I hope you all remember my earlier plea about the future and mark every spot where you have encountered one of these cornflake-mainstream-economist-Keynesian-as-holes. We cannot let them dangle for to long; the smell just get annoying, so please mark the spot letting all know where to stop for a piss.

Forced marriages to state and mate

There might soon be a Swedish law banning forced marriages… Apparently not having such a law today…

To bad there is no law for divorcing the state...

Sunday, May 31, 2009

I am getting to old for this shit

Did the BBQ thing with lots of beers, wine and vodka on Friday. Then, on Saturday, dancing on the rooftops half the night and going through the entire club scene in Glasgow the other part of the night. Even a never-hangover-dude like me is feeling this today. I think I will stay in bed, watch porn and nibble on crisps all day…

Saturday, May 30, 2009

A wee shopping day

Today I cut my hair, got blessed by a couple of stupid nuns, did the tanning-bed thing and now it is time for a shower and the shaving of pubic hair in before heading to Glasgow. Fun fun fun…

Friday, May 29, 2009

What did I say years ago?

This is so much fun.

The words I'm about to say/write has appeared before and this will certainly not be the last time: I TOLD U SO!*

If you wanna know what created the crisis, why it will continue and soon will be much much worse, you can read my earlier ramblings. I have also given the answer how to fix it. If you, like me, understand basic math you are also laughing very hard right now at the cornflake-economist being quoted. "The crisis is losing momentum" !? :)




*If nothing new comes up, this is my only comment from now on regarding the “coming” depression. We are so royally screwed and if you haven’t already you should go out and buy lots of dried-up food packages, candles and other things that you soon will need.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

In-twain with the crisis

Shania, except for being hot as usual, is kind of telling the truth behind this economic crisis we have been sucked into. When you hear her sing, do not only think about greedy directors or how stupid your neighbour is borrowing to spend money on things he/she in reality cannot afford. Think also about your government. What have they been doing and what are they doing now? What are they urging you to do both by words and by lowering interest rates?

Getting deeper into debt and trouble is not really funny or sexy, no matter how many times you check out this cutie running around.


This is why you should not vote

I’m sorry for you stupid people that actually do vote, not one single argument for voting holds against any test. During these days the enemy class wants us to vote for the European Parliament. “It doesn’t matter who you vote for, just as long as you vote!” – most be history’s biggest stupidity comes to sentences. Why shouldn’t it matter? And if there are no good candidates, why should I vote? The only thing about this is to get you to support the system, because if you do, they can say it is “democracy”. If they get enough of you morons to put a useless vote on a useless politician and they have trapped you within the system.

1. It is hard I do not understand
The voting process is hard work. Getting to know how the European Parliament works is almost impossible, one needs to be a professor dedicated one’s life to the whole idiocy. And Europe has very little (nothing) to do with ideology and everything to do with power and the überstate.

2. My vote do not count for anything
Absolutely true. Not a single thing will change whether or not you vote. The only way of having a guarantee that your voice matters is to stay at home. Only those who do not support the system or the power elite are sort of a question mark in the eyes of those in charge. To take a stand and not vote is to take a stand against existing parties and the existing system. You are saying: I don’t want you deciding over my life, leave me alone. The enemy class will always fear people thinking and being “outside” but they will always love you if you vote, even if you temporally vote for the opposite side.

3. I have no interest getting to know the European parliament.

Most people have no clue how national election works and they shouldn’t. And the EU is even further away, more elusive and just another waste of money. Bad knowledge is a perfect example of why you shouldn’t vote. You might end up voting for some really bad people. And if you do not have the urge or power to go through 6000 pages each day for a week, then maybe this with EU isn’t something for you.

4. I do not know what the political parties’ wants
This is very simple. They want you to vote. They want you to pay your taxes. They want you to blame someone else than politicians for the economic crisis. They want you to obey the law. They want you to be a good little citizen. This they all want, no matter the color or the name of the political parties. You might think those Pirate people will do a difference, but think again, they will have nothing to say comes our future. They are a minor road-bump at best. But if you really are stupid enough casting away time and effort on this idiocy, vote for the Pirates, I won’t, but at least the Pirates don't have a criminal agenda like the rest of the bunch.

5. I do not know what they do at the European Parliament
Nope, no one else does either, least of all those politicians sitting there. Basically it is just a big pile of dung were beetles and ants run in and out voting on how much more crap they will increase the pile with, but no one really knows for sure.

6. I do not care
Well, actually you should. EU like any other parliament is hilarious entertainment. MEPs have a basic salary of £83,282 a year and a £41,573 in "transition payments" when these wasteful buckets of manure leave office plus they have pension rights for around £30,000 for a single five-year term. But the real fun is that MEPs can claim £363,000 a year in expenses – not a penny of which requires a receipt. I mean, come on! How funny isn’t that!? And can you remember those circus folk travelling around Europe”teaching” us about the EU, everything paid for by us the taxpayers. Do ya? Marvellous entertainment. And don’t even get me started on Ireland, the monetary union and the agricultural policies. The European parliament is a huge source of amusement, check it out!

7. Everything about politics sucks
Absolutely true. There is not one single thing that politicians do that couldn’t be handled by the people themselves. But this reality isn’t the real kicker; the interesting part is that politicians in fact make things worse. Every political problem has a political solution and when that fails, another political solution emerges and so it continues, never ending. This might be the only true source of eternal youth; the bureaucracy of the ruling elite. No matter what the color, no matter what the country or time in history it just keeps rolling along.

8. There is no difference between candidates
Well actually there is, at least some, the problem is rather that there is hardly any difference between political parties and the constellations those belongs to. And anyone that knows anything about politics (journalists and political scientists excluded of course) is fully aware that the individual MP/ MEP are a pawn 99% of their time.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Stupid immigrants and other idiots

After talking to a beautiful lady the past weekend about this very subject and thinking about how national parties are gaining momentum inside this recession-wave plus the increase in the number of people blaming “someone” for unemployment it is time to examine the subject. Let’s look at this from three perspectives.

The immigrants/refugees/foreigners
A group of people running, fleeing or just moving might end up in your neighborhood. The normal thing to do for those new citizens would be to learn the local language, get a job and work themselves into the society, however this is seldom so. To a certain degree those people are to blame for being lazy idiots, but one also needs to realize that most countries have some kind of “plan” to take care of and handle the “helpless”. Often enough this little “plan” involves seeing all people that are not the norm as “helpless” and - of course - they need lots of welfare, support and “help” in all kinds of ways. Never are they left alone getting the chance of trying to make it; they obviously cannot, they are “helpless”. These “helpless” people than need to get past several obstacles on the labor markets where unions and politicians have made it very hard for people to get jobs. Minimum wage is one such stupidity making it much harder for the young ones and immigrants to get a decent job. Many of these “helpless” people are also highly educated and have degrees in this or that. In Sweden for instance several of the crossing guards and personnel at the subway are former CEO’s, doctors and nurses. Not being able to get a job for what they are trained and educated for they try to earn some money within the rules. As if it wasn’t enough being labeled “helpless” and being ignored by the labor-markets, they also, to some extent, get welfare-money and useless stupid education thingies thrown at them in addition to being driven to live among their peers out in some suburb. In other words it is not hard to see the foundation for conflicts and resentments, not mainly for the first ones arriving, they are probably just happy to have left their country/conflict or whatever, but their children ending up with the same problems and same labels will have problems. This is not an excuse for violent or lawbreaking behavior, just a fact needed to be considered into the equation.

The ethnic ones
No matter if you are Swedish, English or whatever, getting a bunch of foreign people coming to “your home country” and claiming a piece of that pie is kind of annoying. Since journalists, politicians and most economists keep claiming that there is a certain amount of money that – of course – needs to be distributed by the political system, this implies that more people living on the same pie means less all around and maybe even nil for some of the ethnic ones (horrid thought…). But some people sees thru this pie-scam and most actually do wanna help their fellow man even if it means less for oneself, so this isn’t really enough to create racism. But when it is combined with xenophobia from the elderly and the constant news-bombardment of rapes and other crimes being committed by black, hispanics or someone else to point a finger at, things start to grow. The whole situation is fueled by those little things that keep bugging the hell out of even none-judgmental people; like banning the waving of the national flag or the outlawing of certain prayers or songs that might “offend” the newcomers. In Sweden this can take absurd turns banning schoolchildren from attending church on graduation or people getting physically forced to remove the Swedish flag from their balcony. All this creates resentments and when an economic crisis, a war or something of that nature occurs; racists come out of the woodwork having a perfect little pile of animosity to dig out idiots from.

The politicians

One might believe that politicians actually have a heart and do want to help out, this is course false. Creating a large chunk of citizens dependent on the state and welfare is perfect for the ruling elite since those kinds of “helpless” people tend to support everything the government tells them and frown upon things like individuality. Also it sounds great doesn’t it? We need to help foreigners; they are unfortunate and helpless from horrifying backgrounds plus maybe even come from such poor countries as Finland or France. They need support, of course they do. They need homes, yes. They need support groups, check. They might need governmental jobs, fantastic. And no matter how great they do, becoming entrepreneurs and creating companies and work opportunities, they are always “helpless”. Also, as politician, it is really necessary to remember to always look down on those complaining about people from other countries. Everyone saying something negative, no matter if it is Grandma Agda 89y old getting mugged by a black man or a 15y girl getting gang-raped by some Albanian thugs, is a racist. Anyone saying the immigration rules are horrid is a racist. Anyone saying refugees should fend for themselves is a racist. Pretty much anyone in society that is not a politically correct politician being responsible for most of the problems, is a racist. Isn’t this a nice little setup? No one wants to be labeled as a racist so most people shout up and hardly ever complains when they actually should, all the while those resenting feelings keeps growing. Of course the immigration laws are idiotic, but one cannot say it, so people feeling this resentment and having problems with people from different cultures, get drawn towards those nationalistic and racist parties.

The solution
My solution to this problem is very simple: fuck the immigrants and fuck the refugees. If someone feels the urge to help out voluntary, do it yourselves, don’t ask me. If people need or what to move anywhere, let them, that’s their problem and if they need to learn the language, let them, also their problem. Stop making “other” people as a counterweight towards yourselves. Blacks are not more stupid than white, Australian people is not more awful than the Chinese. You are all members of the same stupid idiotic human race blaming the wrong morons for your own madness. Yes some immigrants should be blamed and if they break the law they should get punished for it. But as usual, the ones who really are at fault, is those controlling our lives, those monitoring us, those taxing and ruling us. The enemy class is very happy if you focus your attention on your neighbor because he is Muslim. Don’t let them get away with it! Don’t let them fool you! This economic crisis was created by our enemies, not by some refugees. It is not the Iranian delivering pizza you should blame for not having a job, take a look in the mirror and ask yourself how stupid you are voting for and supporting the enemy class, then go out and hate politicians, journalists and economists who’s really to blame.

I can sometimes see a beautiful multicultural wave of demonstrations through my Chrystal-ball. In this wonderful scenario people of all colors, ethnicity and religions comes together and hang those enemies from the lamp-posts and then we all live happily forever. That would be a beautiful thing but it will never happen because no matter who you are or what country you are from; you are an idiot.

Moronic Unions and the depression

While the steel- and production companies of Sweden are going from bad to worse (I told u so…) the unions are refusing to impose a salary stop for their members. This is one of the reasons why Sweden, although doing quite well at the moment, will be in a lot of trouble when the depression is hitting the world with full force. Flexibility is the key-word and if workers are not willing to stop or rather decreases their salaries they will only make the situation even worse. You cannot spend more money than the value of what you produce, which is a hard lesson now being taught to the world. I wonder when all you idiots out there will understand this very simple pre-school math? Most economists don’t so I have no hope for the rest of you morons.

Another bomb track

Oh, I just love that tiny North Korean smurf pointing a finger at the world. Sadly that guy is probably a real coward and consequently will not use any nuclear thingies, but maybe if he gets cornered... And one can always hope they sell some. The North Korean people is starving and dying by the hundreds of thousands, some cash from a Pakistani terrorist should work out fine for everyone. In either case this is another part of that comical apocalyptical scenario unfolding. As mentioned I do not think this has any real direct danger attached to it, even if governments and journalists eagerly wants us to believe it. Further down the line however with the economic crisis keeping its momentum and civil unrest growing, then it’s always great to have some more bombs out there.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Waking-up music

While the economic crisis is getting worse and some tiny North Korean smurf builds nuclear phallus thingies, it is good to have some stuff like this. Not really my favorite genre but some aggressions in the morning always keep me a bit happier.

great weekend and a hellish bus

What’s the best thing you can do after bench drinking 10+ bottles of wine during a couple of days while hardly eating anything? Of course the dream is to sit on a bus that has no toilet. I get very easily car-sick so having a huge black guy sitting behind me smelling like he just crawled out of his grave is just icing on the cake. So dehydrated, still sort of drunk and feeling sick from the inner-ear stupidity and smelling something hideous behind me I spent 9hrs without having anything to drink and no toilet to go to. And reaching Glasgow, what do I do? I sit down on another bus for 1,5hrs going in and out of every little shithole in Scotland. For a while there I was begging for a crash or that some terrorists would attack, just someone or something that would put me out of my misery. Now at home, I’m feeling as bad as one can and I cannot remember being this miserable before. Still, I would do it all again. Had a fantastic weekend in London and would love to go back even if that meant sitting on the same bus.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The screw factor

Some girl has sold her virginity again and some idiot businessman has bought his right to penetrate her pedo-catcher. I don’t mind girls doing this here and there, it is actually very smart. Getting kind of rich having sex; two birds with one stone. But I do have a problem with those men paying for it, how stupid are these guys!? You can get a bunch of tiny Lolita’s for that amount of money or travel the world picking up virgins everywhere. So this is just very bad business. Girls smart, men stupid.

But of course there is always something roaming around screwing all gender without the benefit of orgasms or getting paid for it. Instead you pay it and you get the nice pleasure of bureaucracy being smashed down your throat. This arse penetration by an enormous political apparatus without any kind of preparation or lubrication is of course courtesy of the government. The German government might be claiming this girl for 50% in taxes. Isn't that nice? When are we going to stand up to these people? They create a world-wide crisis, they tax us to death and they rule our lives. How many more inches can we take? I’m screaming since many years and I’m hoping the rest of you join the falsetto because it will soon be too late.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The flu poll - Cutest ever thingy flu is the winner!

My latest very scientific poll shows what I suspected; it is the cutest things we need to be on the lookout for next. I am a bit surprised that only 5% of you believing Polar Bear flu will be the next big thing. As I mentioned in my earlier post this would be environmentalists and politicians absolute favorite thingy. Just imagine people dying from Polar Bear Flu while newspapers show melting glaciers and some people from the enemy class is crying about the: Polar Bear revenge!

But you people did choice the right animal. Journalists will hardly do their jobs and check facts (they never done it before) and politicians only want to scare us, but if this animal is carrying the next mass murdering virus even triumphing the Swine flu (wow!), who doesn’t want it? I mean just look at that thingy… awwww… I dare anyone out there to turn down a sickness from this cutie….


No fouling please

These kinds of signs are everywhere around my house. Sure I get it and I sort of agree, but still, don’t you feel the urge to un-zip and unload?

A wee bit about Scotland – the negative stuff

As a foreigner I need to get some more Scottish friends, so here goes…

I do not know what UK people have done to deserve the plastic bags one can find at most stores, but those bags are certainly one of the worst things about this country. If you think you can put milk together with some beer, think again! The bag will never hold. I once needed three bags for three things! This is not only a huge waste of plastic; it is also an irritation that should be looked at. In these election times I hope some politicians will read this and take notice.

Another source of irritation is all those cameras everywhere. If someone(s) is actually watching all those tapes unemployment would go down with several percent. In some places this surveillance shit doesn’t fill any function at all and around other places where they actually might be useful, there are none. Either way the intrusion on people’s privacy is apparent and highly annoying.

All those stupid different pennies I have mentioned before but you all need to understand that there are 1 and 2 pennies!?! What the hell can you buy for those miniscule thingies? Completely ridiculous.

Cheese! Where the hell are the cheeses!? Visiting several Scottish towns doing the shopping thing, I have noticed a very bad selection of meat, sauces and toothpaste, but the worst thing is that there is only one kind of cheese! It comes in two colors; yellow and slightly orange, which probably means they are supposed to be different, but they aren’t! They taste the same! At the biggest supermarkets this single type of cheese comes in maybe 6 different sizes, all looking, tasting and falls into pieces in the same way. A kiosk at a corner in a small town in Sweden has a bigger selection of cheese than entire Scotland.

Crisps (chips) are in big supply, but almost all of them taste terrible. And what kind of crazy people put vinegar on crisps!? That is just wrong.

The weather is interesting. During one day you can experience fall, summer, spring and winter several times over, and as I understand it this goes on most of the year. This is a normal day: rain- sun-rain-snow-rain-sun-very hot-sun-rain-sun-very windy-sun-cold-rain-sun-rain-sun-rain-very cold-sun-rain-rain... Everything comes and goes in an instant and it is almost impossible to choice right attire.


Despite all this and a labour administration – very possibly history’s worst elected government– I still like it since I actually have grown up in a place so horrid and vile not even Harry Potter would survive very long without turning into a mindless drone.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The safest places

In several American states it is legal to carry firearms at public schools and universities. Now seemingly Texas is following this shining example and is going to permit the same. This is great news for those living in Texas. If any of those madmen going on a rampage shooting at people tries it at any of those schools, he won’t last very long. This is of course the best way to scare off and stop potential criminals. Most governments however won’t allow this kind of protection since it always needs to be the government that comes to the rescue. If people can defend themselves, what do we need government for? So self-defence is a huge nuisance in the eyes of politicians and if some idiot with a machine gun massacre defenceless people it's a good thing because scared people turns towards the state to get help and protection.

I hope more American states takes after those shining examples and that we in the future do the same all over Europe. Not only criminals should carry guns, law-abiding citizen and students should do to.

Please pick right targets

This summer might be a bit fun. There are some demonstrations and such already planned and I’m hoping for some more and as said before I do believe we will start seeing some real violence quite soon. However this is only going to be the prelude to the real mayhem that will come in a year or so. Most of you out there haven’t really figured out how deep in shit we are and right now journalists and politicians are doing their very very best to convince us about better times and that they are halting the crisis. This is of course just another stupidity from the enemy class.

Have you noticed how they are saying the crisis is slowing down and the turn-around is in sight? What’s not being said is that things are still going down, the numbers keep getting worse, granted at a slower speed and some numbers (mainly the stock-markets) are even going “well”. But what you need to keep in mind is that unemployment would be even higher if it wasn’t for government’s nonsense jobs that in reality are increasing the crisis and if it wasn’t for stock-markets showing improvements. The later is thanks to low –fictive- interest rates and massive new amounts of money being printed and thrown out to financial institutes. So yes it is true that all those massive loans together with colossal piles of newly pressed monopoly money and together with enormous governmental stimulus have “halted” the crisis temporally. Things are still getting worse which will make politicians and economist all over the globe do the same things a couple of more times. The real crash will come when either the dollar collapse or another couple of bubbles (being inflated beyond help now) bursts. It doesn’t matter if my prediction that the real crash will happen in the beginning of 2010 is correct or if it takes a couple of more years, it will happen. There is no stopping that anymore.

When you finally decide to get out and make good use of that rope and nouse please remember who the real enemy is. It is not the police or the military, even if they are going to shoot at you and maybe kill you. Sure as any useful idiots they need to be dealt with, but remember they are being used and duped too. There will also be a lot of supporting troops trying to save their “benefactors” and asking you to calm down. It might be a good thing to ignore those morons even if I would argue for the abolishment of them as well.

The real objective is of course politicians (governments). Most of them have been and will be responsible for this horror-show. No matter if we are talking right or left it is the same idiotic policy. Journalist’s that only report what others tell them is of course among the main culprits. They have fooled you for a long time; don’t let them keep that up. The group I would blame the most however is mainstream economists. Lots of banking people, central bank idiots and advisors to politicians should get what is coming to them. Not only because they are highly responsible for the crisis and the coming depression, but also because these people should know better and worst of all; some of them actually knows the truth but is still doing, saying and advocating the opposite. Some business leaders might also be included in this pile of enemies, but you shouldn’t blame the market or directors/entrepreneurs as a collective. Most of them are hard working people and we are going to need them if we ever going to rebuild. And please don’t blame immigrants or refugees. Sure some of them are living on welfare or committing crimes, but that’s mainly because of governmental policies. Most of these people are also hard working that actually wants to contribute.

1. Politicians –Nouse and a lamp-posts
2. Mainstream economists - What one usually does with undesirable kittens
3. Journalists - aerodynamic experiments from tall buildings
4. Supporting troops - close down the institutions (welfare offices, social services and other stupidities) and if they complain; roll the dice and choice from the numbers above.


I wish you all good luck; most of you are going to need it…

Monday, May 18, 2009

Burn… burn…

Apparently one building stolen by and used by the EU burn some today, sadly no one seems to have got hurt and the building still stands. For a moment I thought at least some of the spokespersons of the enemy class would go out with a blaze, but my hopes for a happy Monday soon went up in smoke.

That smug little bastard with bow and arrow

Sometimes I wish God really exists. I would slap that idiots face if I ever got into heaven and tell the holy crap-pile what I really think of him and his stupid creation. Which is one of the many reasons why I’m going downstairs to that more fun BBQ place. Another being that would be fun to smack around a little is the Hindu goddess Kali. Just imagine what she can do to you with all those arms…

My favourite torture victim however is Cupid. I have no idea if that picture of him in a diaper is correct, but that alone makes him a prime target for a good probing with a high voltage anal-plug. And if that horrid little creature really is responsible for giving away some love thingies; oh, how fun I will have with his testicles and a car-battery in a not so distant future.

And how do mermaids really mate? Is sperm released in the ocean in a cloud and the girl-fishy swims thru it? And how do you perform the oral thing on a mermaid? Is there a special scale on her body you need to lick?

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Mediocracy rules!

When I went to school I had calculated and finished a 8th grade math book in the 4th grade. Granted not really a genius, but some smartness at least and I did love math. Then someone told me I couldn’t do that and I needed to wait for the rest of the class so instead of improving my interest and skills in math, I started to doodle and throw things at girls.

I think most of you out there have similar stories and this is one from the Simpsons.



Mediocracy rules! No shit…

Fluffy recycling plant in the sky’s

There is lots of talk about politics in Sweden at the moment. One day the opposition is in the lead, the next the government is heading the polls. It have very little impact on the daily life whoever runs my home country, but apparently some people still thinks that there is a difference if taxes or laws changes with 1%. At the moment it is a good thing that there is a center-right government in Sweden because they are not really as inclined to waste all resources as the communists and the tree-huggers. In a world heading for a big fall one should be happy for the small tokens there is. Speaking of the tree-huggers or Environmental-party or “greens” or whatever the translation becomes, they have a very good policy every political party should adopt; their party leaders can only be in charge during a maximum of nine years then they get exchanged. Of course politicians should all get a trip to the giljotin and be sent to that fluffy recycling plant among the clouds, but if one really need politicians to rule it is much better if they don’t stay to long. A politician that really learns how to be a politician and really get to know all the rest of the enemy class is much more dangerous to the populace.

I don’t vote and haven’t voted since 2003 when I during a temporarily attack of insanity minced a ballot down the hole in front of some ugly old hag watching me and writing down my name so the government knows I voted. Since I was politically active in my earlier years I sort of felt the urge to vote, but it always left me with a bad taste in my mouth. Voting what should be done with mine and my neighbor’s money that gets stolen from us during gun-point feels like a Kafka novel, not like democracy. I always wondered why so many idiots on this planet feel it necessary to give away large chunks of their earnings and most of their life for others to decide over. Seems very strange. And it is even harder to understand why the same morons feel the need to use force and threats towards others that don’t want to do the same. Of course this sickening spectacle of madness is disguised behind the shroud of ‘democracy’, but still most people apparently have no problem whatsoever using weapons against the unarmed and innocent in order to force upon them beliefs and taxes. No wonder this world is so screwed up.

The other shoe

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

You are going to die! Part XXIV

Went to the gym this morning before getting to work. I was a wee bit tired and maybe that was why, but one of those dreadful machines meant to exercise your upper back made me pull a muscle or something. So right now I’m in pain sitter by the computer. This however got me thinking about another elusive killer of humans; working out!

Everywhere you go ads, doctors, journalists and others are praying to the working-out God. Telling us all that if we do not exercise we might actually die one day. Using tables they show us how a human can live as much as 5 days longer if he/she just run 56miles each week. You will feel better, have more energy, being less inclined to attract diseases and you’ll be better at sex, all you need to do is lift some weights. What these sneaky bastards do not tell us however is how many that dies within athletics each year. They have no interest informing us about the millions of injuries cut of limbs and about the diseases that comes with training. And I’m not only talking about some old fart running the marathon with a heart-condition or some smuck playing football during a thunderstorm, no, there is also lots of other ways to leave this world during physical activities. Hockey for instance is a very violent sport and people dies every year from getting their throat slit by a skate or broken neck from some tackle. In relation to my own resent injury I roamed the net and found out that about 30 or so people dies from falling weights and bad equipment each year in the US alone. That’s worse than the swine flu! Even seemingly harmless sports like tennis and ping pong have lots of injuries. I have not found any collective statistics on exactly how many dies from sports and working-out each year, but a quick headcount on the numbers I did find put the death-toll in the thousands. That’s not really what they are telling us in school or at the doctors now is it?

In other words, be aware. It is not only old age, your own home, drugs, traffic, some plague or the government that might kill you, to much physical activities might also snuff. And speaking of ways to meet up with the black-hooded dude; going out while lifting weight is only laughable. It is not a cool death. If there is an afterlife and someone asks you how you died, do you really wanna tell them about your visit to the gym?

Death comes to those who wait

Apparently Sakhan Dosova, a woman in Karaganda, northern Kazakhstan, was believed to be the oldest living person at 130 years young. Now she is as dead as the rest of us will be some day. Dosova died on 9 May 2009, allegedly aged 130 years, about a month after she slipped and fell on the bathroom floor of a flat gifted to her on account of her old age.

I warned you about your own homes... apocalypse nowish

The arrogance among our enemies

Members of the European Parliament currently receive the same salary as the Members of Parliament in their country of election. However, a Statute for Members of the European Parliament was adopted in September 2005. This Statute will enter into force with the beginning of the next parliamentary term in 2009. After the European elections this June, Members of the European Parliament (MEPs) will receive a common salary to be paid in euros under the MEPs' statute regardless of their member state. The salary will be set at 38.5 per cent of the basic salary of a judge at the Court of Justice of the European Communities. At present, this is €7,665 gross per month.

To this one needs to add all the God-like benefits and getting most of things in life for free. This is of course nothing to the enemy class whom regard this as normal. After all, they rule us and decide what appearance our vegetables should have…

One of these smug thieves, Gunnar Hökmark (”conservative”) from Sweden regard his salary as a:”none issue”. And has been quoted saying: “This is a pointless discussion”. Really? Stealing my money so he can go around feeling important and dictating my life is a none-issue? How about a none-issued shotgun in the hands of some workers going postal at the European Parliament? Now that I could pay for, freely and happily.

Apparently MPs can say no to this and instead keep the old salary, I wonder how many will do that? In either case every penny or euro going to inhabitants of this growing evil is a complete waste. But on the other hand with a financial crisis maybe they can use this stolen money to hire some workless people and teach them how to be a good little bandits and increase their collective numbers? For we really need more politicians and more departments in the hands of our enemies. How else are they going to ruin Europe?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Lots of rapes – what’s the fun?

Many psychologists and others that “know” says that the act of rape isn’t about sex, it is about violence and control. Maybe that is true in one way, but most of the time I would claim that there is a fulfilment of sorts; some need, fantasy or desire to be satisfied. No matter what newspaper I check out today it seems that some woman or women have been raped. Sometimes, at least if you check out the news, it seems like men’s favourite past-time is ripping of clothes and forcing themselves on some jogging woman, on a adolescent girl or, as I curiously read today, a demented 82 year old lady.

Most rape victims have no protection since governments have outlawed self-defence and to a certain degree one needs to accept that this world have a lot of crazies running around, but I wonder how so many men (and some women) find it so fulfilling forcing themselves on others? Sure I get the fantasy. Roll-playing “rape” or having a sexual fetish involving pain or submission can be fun or at least I get that some regard it as fun, but somehow I find it very hard to relate to a rapists. I mean, you cannot really put your dick in the victim’s mouth; snap snap and swallow/spit…. And the messiness of the whole ordeal. Tearing of clothes is a hardship in itself, but just imagine putting on a condom while the woman is kicking and trying to get away. Maybe most rapists do not think about protection, but it is hard to know if your attended victim have some disease and in order to leave less evidence a condom is a good choice. Various rapists have solved most of these problems with the usage of a weapon, but that also takes focus from the actual act and having one arm less to work with seems like a negative factor. This is also why I, in most cases, tend to believe in the psychological explanation about violence and control. However the most beneficial way of dealing with all these problems is to either be several rapists (gang-rape) or to use some rope/chain in order to subdue the victim. For me however this seems to take the pleasure out of the whole thing. If the purpose of rape is to have a woman that is hardly moving, what’s the real fun? I mean, wouldn’t that imply it is better to find a nice corps?

Is there a way of solving this rape thingy? Not really. This is not a new phenomenon, sadly enough it has been used throughout the ages and it will continue. Some suggestions about how to minimize the damage exists though. For example in Sweden a condemned rapists, if he is unlucky, have around 2 years of imprisonment. Not really a deterrent, especially since the risk of getting caught is minimal. Longer imprisonment, preferably with some additional punishment like limbs being chopped off, would be a better deterrent. Also this would send out a signal to the victims that they actually matters. Another thing is of course to carry a gun. As mentioned most governments do not like citizens defending themselves, that’s the government’s job. But if every rapist out there knows that there is a big chance the victim carries a 9mm, at least some rapes could be avoided. Also some rapists might get shoot, which no one should cry about. Lastly it is time to stop all religious fanatics and anti-sex people that is only forcing prostitutes underground, making the sex-issue more taboo and suppressing people’s desires. We need more nudity and much more sex in this world. With the exception for the really crazy ones, I believe that better education, a much more sexual environment and a none-judgemental world would keep some “normal” people from committing this crime.

Back to the ”old” threats

Since the Swine flu is losing its dangerousness every time a journalists happen to actually work for 5min it is time to find new scary things to sell papers with. Looking at Swedish news this morning there is no surprised learning how climate change is this century’s biggest threat to health and environment. We also get to learn that cancer will happen to one out of five Swedes and so on. Nothing to alarming though and the only real threat we are facing right now, the appending depression, isn’t mentioned at all even if money problems among political departments are a common ground. This begs the question what they will conjure up next? To me it is strange that the tens of millions on the road to starvation in Africa do not get more attention, but some black people dying aren’t really news. A couple of white folks dying from a very harmless flu is much more interesting that the thousands of none-white dying from tuberculosis during the same time. And it is much more fun to read about how exchanging light-bulbs can save the world than about millions about to die on the Dark Continent. We haven’t really heard that much about nuclear weapons lately, so that is a probable topic. Maybe some journalists will discover how deep in financial dodo we really are and start sounding the alarm about that? But if today’s papers are an indicator I think it is back to that hilariously madness of man-mad global warming. We haven’t seen enough ice-sheets falling lately and there is always some animal going extinct. So a good guess is that the next couple of days/weeks we will see alarm rapports about how plastic bags knocks off seagulls, some soap is killing lakes or that our consumption of snickers is hurtful to bees. And you, the idiots, will buy it as usual.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

More eruptions from the yellow thingy please

2nd day of sunshine in Scotland... We need more global warming so this can continue. And I need to cut my hair again in an effort to make myself a wee more pretty.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Mutilating babies is fun

I never got the apparently funny thing about cutting of some pieces from helpless children’s genetalia. Of course there are some cultures that frown upon females having a good time in bed and consequently some people (mostly males) feel it necessary to cut off some bits and pieces. And I also know there are some religious nut-jobs enjoying using a scalpel on a penis. But when people claiming to be for human rights condone this torture I kind of get upset. Advocating democracy at the same time as promoting communism is one thing, but claiming to be against waterboarding and ACTA but having no problems whatsoever with mutilation of children is something completely different. I have meet many that seemingly loves inflicting pain on suffering children and they mostly hide behind some religious stupidity. Others claim hygiene or culture as reasons for maiming their own flesh and blood. Afflicting pain has been one of mankind’s main occupations throughout the ages, so one is hardly surprised by this madness. Every mole, doctor or nurse participating in this act should get trialed for torture and get shoot, hanged, tortured. These a-holes are the worst kind of people in this world. And any politicians that is against protecting basic human rights and making the world a safer place for those that cannot protect themselves should be standing against the same wall.

If someone feels the urge to cut off a limb, prostitute themselves or jump off a bridge when they are old enough and rational enough to make that decision, let them. It should be every humans personal choice what they want to do with their body. I have still not really forgiven my mother for baptising me which is a huge violating of my own right of choice, if she had cut of some skin of my penis, I would probably not even talk to the woman or drag her to court for torturing me when I was young and helpless.

It should be hunting season on anyone performing this depraved act to another human. I do not care if such people where prison guards at Treblinka or doctors at the nearest hospital, the crimes are the same. Shoot the bastards!

More stupid economists

Cornflake-economists are seemingly growing on trees nowadays. Again some committee is declaring that Sweden’s finance minister and the government isn’t doing enough to avert the economic crisis. There are so many holes in their arguments that it’s hard to know where to start. But let’s ignore the basic math, the inflator policy they are advocating and the stupidity with wasting the government’s last resources and let’s go straight for two relevant questions.

Firstly, why the hell do these greedy and corrupt fiddlers of the enemy class think it is a good idea to “help” wasteful local politicians that have squandered every last penny? Is it a good thing supporting elected criminals in desperate need of a well-waved penis extension? If the government always throws money at every little wasteful bugger in the kingdom every time trouble arises, when will anyone ever get prudent and stop wasting? It is like saying that lavish spending and utter madness is a good thing. It is not the government’s fault that certain local political councils have the collective intellect of a single celled organism.

Secondly, in a very export dependent country like Sweden that more or less stands and falls with the global economy, why is it that important to waste money on “stimulus”? Does a couple of billions more of the peoples stolen money uselessly spent on the same people it was stolen from really increase living standards so much that this is a good idea? Will there be some magical effects from extra Keynesianism that will lead to higher productivity?

It’s not that hard to believe that people (very loosely use of the word “people”) going to government founded universities with more or less governmentally controlled curriculums that then goes to work for the government are promoters of socialism, but still sometimes one speculates were the brain-cells actually goes. At least one item taken from their perversion belt should be rational and a reflection of some understanding, but nah.

Again I must urge you all to take notice that these brainless chimps are nothing but stooges of the enemy class and what they are saying, which the Swedish government sooner or later will adjust to, is the complete opposite of what ought to be done and that they are the ones you really should focus your resentment on in the future. When that famous shit really hits the man-driven fan, do not blame some CEO or a capitalist jumping out the window; blame these a-holes and their followers.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

A Scottish trip

Saturday was a day of traveling around Scotland doing the tourist thingy. Jumping onboard the buss at 9am starting out with strawberries and red wine as breakfast. First stop the Wallace memorial monument. It was kind of a drag, not really worth the money to put it politely. I love history, old things and visiting places were historical events have taken place, but this was a big waste of time and the constant raining didn’t really help either. Thank God for alcohol. The only good thing about this was a very nice view over a beautiful landscape.

Standing in the little boy’s room holding my manhood over a urinal I happen to have this picture in front of my face. Is it just that situation that makes one think there is a phallus thing going on with this monument or..?



Well, next stop was Stirling Castle. This was much nicer and great building. If it wasn’t for the raining I would probably rate this even higher, but there were also some things that annoyed me. Firstly most of the castle was seemingly of limits so you couldn’t really walk around checking out paintings, chambers nor go around looking for those secret passageways. Secondly it was a bit to touristy with dressed up clowns prancing about. Maybe those sorts of things impress the very young, but for me it is only another reason to drink more beer. Lastly, the stupid constant raining that cannot be stressed enough. I think that every day I have been living in this country it has been raining.

Also spent some hours in the city of Stirling which is kind of a nice place. Had a hard time finding a nice pub though, which felt very strange. You can hardly turn around a corner within seeing a pub at any normal place in Scotland and most have a genuine and nice atmosphere, but in this town we went around looking for almost an hour before finding a good one.

Back on the buss there was a lot of drinking and then the day ended with a nice party celebrating one of the newcomers at the workplace. All in all a great day that could have been better with some sunshine and if we had skipped that Wallace monument that I hope I can discourage some of you from visiting. Huge waste of time and money.