Thursday, October 1, 2009

Fantastic news

Tsunamis and earthquakes have hit Indonesia and other places in the South Pacific, which is great news for those governments since this means, tada! Higher GDP!

In the fictitious world of cornflake economists and murderess government, GDP is the most important, so things like natural disasters are the best news any politician can get.

Wanna help out with “economic growth” and create some “green shoots”? Then you should light a forest fire, pray for a hurricane and hope for the worst snowfall in centuries. Our enemies will think such things are great.

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