Wednesday, July 13, 2011

You are going to die! – Part 49

A safe place you may consider a move to!


I have previously mentioned the scourge that is water. Pointed out all its horrible usage and that more people die from water related incidents in one single day than all illegal drugs kill during a whole year. Even horrible things like Juice contains water!

I cannot believe we still haven´t imposed skyhigh taxes upon and/or banned this horrific substance yet.

Have our leaders no shame?

Why won´t they think of our children!?

But now, finally, we have it in writing from above to! Read more here

I won´t go into this subject more than to refer you to Leg-Iron who also picked up this story.

Stay away from water and remember: if you´re not careful you may die some day!

Monday, July 11, 2011

Another one raising eyebrows

What do you think Dr Watson?


Well, who would have ever thought that Swedish Housing prices are overvalued?

A market where renting is more expensive than buying, and on a market where an average home cost over 9 times the normal annual salary, and on a market where prices have been going up during the worst recession in decades, on such a market there are no problems. None whatsoever.

Of course zero interest rates and lots of freshly (and FREE!!) printed money going to big banks have no influence on housing prices either.

Nope.

None.

Nada.

Zilch.

Cornflake economists, the central bank and your run of the mill politician all ignore reality. Mostly in order to trick, dupe, lure and fool you into borrowing and in-debt yourself.

Don´t you need another car? Sure you do, in order to drive to the gym instead of walking the distance... Another TV? Check. Already a full wardrobe but need to empty a clothing store? Absolutely! Another game, another computer. That cell phone you have isn´t it almost 6 months old!? Wow, time to buy a new one. More stuff! Yey! What can possibly go wrong?

And remember, a electronic store can never go bankrupt.

And a house? Oh, we all know real-estate prices only can go up. That´s how they say it on TV.

And a house is great for consumption. A house you can borrow upon and in-debt yourself even further - which is great when that shiny new cappuccino machine is begging you to buy it.

So they say prices are overvalued? Pfff... Nah, just ignore it. It’s only a figment of your imagination.

Besides, wouldn´t anyone have said something long before if it was true?

apocalypse nowish 1                                            apocalypse nowish 2

Friday, July 8, 2011

You are going to die! - part 48

one of the victims covered


Algae have been spotted outside the coast of Sweden! This is of course horrifying news. Apparently they are spreading – as far north as UmeĆ„!

Oh no!

Read this article – if you don´t understand Swedish the headline reads: ”THE ALGAE ARE HERE!”

The potentially (sic!) toxic bloom, covering 377,000 sq km, could pose a risk to marine life in the region, warn scientists. However according to several articles in Swedish papers the Algae seem to be moving relativly slow because of week winds. Pewww... plenty of time to get to safety then...

According to Sture Nellbring, a pseudo scientist living on your dime, there´s, so far, no reason for alarm. Althoug, he adds, its hard to tell how poisonous the algae are from aerial photos... (the end is nigh!) He also argues that dogs and kids should stay out of the water. A dog can die within 24 hrs if it drinks enough (no way! Drink enough saltwater and you can die!? How come?). But even adults can get sick from algae - Yes it is true; eat, drink, snort or inject enough of these buggers and you may get diarrhea.

Well, there you have it. Stay away from the water. You can drown in it, and if you drink more than 7L you´ll die and water contains man-eating sharks, eals, piranhas and --- uhuh! --- algae!

Yepp, be careful or one day you may die...

Don´t pay any attention to Fridays - move along now, nothing to see here

Really bad news told on a Friday!? No way!!

What are the odds...

Blomberg

Blomberg2


Arbeit Macht Frei

shut up, keep working and be a good little citizen.


I just love it when parasitical commissars of the EUSSR are discussing how much more money they are going to lend to Greece so the Greeks can pay back earlier loans given to them from the EUSSR-zone that in turn were given so Greek governments could pay off other loans given from the same countries, loans that in turn was taken so Greek politicians could bride voters.

Loans, that to a large extent were hidden away by large banking cartels (of course with the evil squid Goldman Sachs at the forefront) so Greek governments could cheat themselves into the euro and trick other governments and markets to lend them even more money.

And like icing on a heroin induced cake its now public knowledge that EU ´adviced´ Greece to stop aiding the “ship to Gaza” foolishness as a lending condition attached. Not that I care if a few overpaid lefties aren´t allowed to give terrorists (and a few normal people) more stuff, but the audacity of the actual deal just boggles the mind.

So while Greek infrastructure is bought up by the same banking cartels that helped them cheat and fool the rest of the world, they are forced to give up national treasures and to follow the “advice” from other countries comes to foreign policies.

Next up is probably Ireland (again) whereas big banks with the aid and support of foolish governments destroyed the economy and so another, and another, and possibly another bail-out is soon due. Not to mention the Portuguese debacle which is tightly linked to problems in Spain (not yet up on the crash-and-burn scene). After that Italy, Belgium, or any other country in Europe. That is if not the pyramid scheme that is China, the totally in-debted fuckup Japan or the soon-to-crash U.S. of A get there first.

All of this can be traced back to overregulation, despotic behaviour from the Powers That Be, very cheap credits given to people/governments/businesses, and back to printing machines at central banks offices around the globe. You know, the very same “remedy” they prescribed a couple of years ago as the way out of the mess. Print more money, impose more regulations, we need bigger government and bigger banks, and we need even cheaper credits (zero interest rates!!) together with printing machines throwing out enough cash to fill up the Mediterranean.

That cash, by the way, did not go to the poor, did not go to solve unemployment or change basic faulty structures. No, almost all of it - both the borrowed and the freshly printed money – went to banks, financial institutes and governments (the very same entities responsible for the crisis) so they could go forth and buy up companies, keep GDP at fraudulent levels and be able to manipulate markets.

It’s like a Kafka novel, only much worse. Almost impossible to come up with this stuff, and completely impossible to sell to Hollywood. No one would believe the storyline. Too fictional, too out there. How could anyone believe that a plot so sinister that it make Lex Luthor schemes look amateurish had just played out right before our very eyes?

The biggest robbery and largest transfer of wealth and power in the history of this planet have just taken place, and how many of you noticed it? A few thousand libertarians did, a few hardcore socialists sort of noticed it to but as always they come to wrong conclusions.

The rest of you? Pfff... you´re too busy watching survival, American idol and such crap while nibbling on processed fatty “food”. Occasionally you will complain, at the dinner table, to your relatives, but reading about it, checking facts and actually trying to understand how robbed, fooled and fucked you´ve been? Never gonna happen.

And the few skilled people with an understanding of these shadowy dealings are pretty much ignored and/or totally bullied by media. People like Ron Paul and Peter Schiff are nothing more than a figment of your imagination...like your liberty and rights...

Possibly even worse is how media (and you) keep ignoring the consequences of all of this. The fact that 12 million people in Africa are on the verge of dying from starvation and another 10-15 million only needing to take a small step to face the same faith has hardly been mentioned. Although protectionism, nationalism and extremism on the rise, no one is talking about where that leads to.

Do you remember the 1920´s and 1930´s? Perhaps have an inkling what happened back then? Or, looking at any time throughout history when unemployment have been skyhigh, (hyper)inflation was on the rise, and governments “only” had the choice between a crash now or a bigger crash later? Open a book, read a while and then contemplate what have happened before, how things look today, and what could happen soon.

What do you see?

Media, The Powers, big business and banks do tell you that "These aren't the information’s you're looking for. Please move along. Pay no attention.”

But if you really look, think, read and pay attention, what do you see?

This is what I see as a very plausible future:


I´m not saying this will happen or happen everywhere and that all life on the planet will go away, am only stating that this is very likely to occur when (not IF) those tiny little hysterical men with hysterical solutions for a hysterical people emerge.

As always you will vote for such autocrats, cheer them on and/or join their red- black- or brown- shirt squads and blame the Jews, Muslims, Gypsies, the rich, the poor, the white, the black, dwarfs, and Libertarians for all problems and then you will start camps, shot people in the neck and turn in your grandma for a pack of smokes.

You think it cannot happen again don´t you? Well, that’s because you´re an idiot and because you don´t pay attention and that’s also precisely why you will be one of those useful idiots not seeing trains going by filled with crying and soon to be dead people.

History is about to repeat itself – again!! - and I for one cannot wait for all the funnies to really kick off.

This is going to be the entertainment of a lifetime!

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Sort of seeing the end is nigh is not the same thing as understanding the Greatest Depression

Am enjoying the decline with popcorn and vodka. You?



First of all you should all be aware that the Greatest Depression is unavoidable at this point. There´s no turning back, there´s no way out and there´s no way of turning things around before we had this inescapable fact hit us in the face and had this Tsunami-wave of complete and utter disaster destroy our way of life. Only then, only after this can we go back to any sense of normality.

Meanwhile our soul-sucking masters are trying their very best to convince both you (the sheople) and themselves that we can turn this around. Most of these four-winged evil entities actually believe they can fix it and most sheople also seem to think it can be done.

Another trillion printed and financial markets will be fine. Another regulation and the real-estate market will pick up speed again. Only one bail-out more sent to the black hole that is Greece and the Greek government will be saved from horrible unarmed people getting clobbered by the police, and then Greeks will sing happy tunes together with their bestest friends from Turkey and the sun will become a cheese factory and Obama will stop spending money on the military.

Apparently this is what most of you believe, or at least a version of it.

Journalist for example are funny this way. I don´t know if you´ve noticed it but I see more and more articles coming out showing horrible U.S. statistics (up ´til now kept from public knowledge). I read papers and they are actually talking about “the depression” and referring to one or two of the many problems facing us.

However they are not really showing the basic math and worse: they are not saying what needs to be said and they are missing the real issue.

The real issue is of course that the Greatest Depression is here. Been here all along. They´ve only managed to, temporarily, paper it over with cheap credits and borrowed and printed money which has created a giant swindle of such proportions it dwarfs anything except for the two biggest lies of all time: religion and Manmade Global Warming.

“The Great Recession” as many refer to the 2007-2009 economic downturn, never went away, it’s still here, hidden away under the surface. What should have become a Depression of about the same level as in the 1930´s, but only during a couple of years and then we would have bounced back again. Instead of letting markets and capitalism automatically purge and correct a fraudulent system, instead of that alternative The Powers That Be went forth on epic printing-machine adventures. Eagerly applauded by (and threatened by) big banks our Great Leaders did the complete opposite of what should have been done.
Since this part Keynesian and part GramscoFabianNazi way of handling the economy never worked before, never can work - not even in a fantasy world in a galaxy far, far away - it of course didn´t work this time either.

This is pretty much where we are today.

Their way of “saving us” have failed.

Most of their schemes to keep the economy (*cough*...big banks... *cough, cough*) above the surface have run out of steam. Propped up markets, fuelled by ridiculously cheap credits, have already peaked. There´s no other way to go except for down – and now our situation is much, much worse than it was 4 years ago.

Of course certain markets, manipulated as they are, will continue to go up slightly or do the occasional jump upwards because, for example, hard working Europeans are forced to bail out lazy sickly PIGS. But that’s just a mirage. A temporarily blimp of insanity.

Another thing you should know, read about and understand (and I cannot stress this idiocy enough) is the scam of GDP. GDP is the magic trick they use to sell you the false notion that the economy is in the black when, in actuality, screaming read numbers are choking us to death at this very moment.

You need to understand that GDP can be fine, in the positive and showing great progress and YOU AND THE COUNTRY CAN STILL be GETTING POORER! Also, the opposite is true: GDP can be going down and it can be a good thing.

You never heard that one before have you? And if you have a government funded degree in finance and/or are currently working within the field of finance or economics you´re probably shaking your head right now because in the mainstream world of cornflake-economy GDP is what matters.

So another thing you need to understand is that GDP is, at its core, a zero sum game. This is especially, and always, true for politicians. Raise taxes or lower taxes, it doesn’t matter, in the short run, for GDP - the number will stay the same. ANY sort of bail-out, extra “created” government jobs or any sort of “stimulus” cannot never ever never ever not in any way effect GDP. It is an mathematical impossibility!

The ONLY way politicians can impact GDP - as if it’s a magic trick - is if they borrow from outside the country, borrow on the future and/or print money and spend it. Again it’s a short-term bump upwards, but the idea is that such “investments” will get the wheels rolling again and lure markets that things are picking up speed and so people (you and I) start to borrow, spend and produce at the same or at a higher level than before.

This is a trickery tried so many times before. It has never worked, it cannot work, but they still try it and you idiots let them.

Again, this is pretty much where we are today.

On a unprecedented magnitude they printed trillions, borrowed more trillions, they mortgaged you, your kids and your grandkids future and they did so on the notion that GDP needed to be kept up and “the too big to fails” needed to be saved. It didn´t work, it cannot work, it has never worked. They still did it, and you let them.

And that last part is actually all you need to know during the coming decades of despair, wars and famine. YOU LET THEM DO THIS TO YOU AND TO YOUR KIDS AND TO EVERYONE ELSE! YOU ARE AT FAULT!

Yes, you should be out knocking off politicians, stringing up banksters and practise knife-throwing at Journalists, but in the end, when it’s all said and done, you cannot blame anyone else but the person looking back at you through the mirror.

You are all idiots and the coming years you´re going to pay for it.

Buckle up and prepare, it’s going to be a hell of a ride.

Friday, July 1, 2011

The lovely prelude to the Greatest Depression

Yesterday Oily Greeks voted to keep siphoning cash from other countries while the first real riots shock the city of Athens. The Greek parliament, ignoring hired thugs looking to kill dogs and beat up demonstrators outside, voted yes to cheaply give away airports, roads, gas, electricity and water to anyone owning a big fat bank. Not that am against privatization, on the contrary, this is a good thing as a whole.

The problem I can see here with auctioning out Greek infrastructure and public companies is twofold: First of all some of that cash being used to buy bargained down Greek stuff comes from the very same banks that helped Greek governments to lie to and cheat the rest of the world that all was well i.e. to a certain extent it will be the same cash that was stolen from the people in the first place. Banks that should have been sized (and/or burned down) and banksters that should be dangling from lampposts but, instead, has got away with it. Again.

And so when the Greek people see their government selling off their entire country to their “pals” in banks (or to those who borrow from the same banks) do you really think they should be happy about it? And secondly, albeit true that the entire country is a screwed-up mess filled with tax-cheats and fraudulent dealings, this “forced” privatization will not really generate positive happy feelings. How would you feel if shadowy organizations - pressured by the same banks that helped you got into the mess - forced your country to sell national treasures to the very same banks?

It’s not hard to see why hardcore lefties and nationalistic fucks are gaining momentum. Yet again EU/EMU have created what they are said to be a safeguard against. This they managed together with really good help from Evil Inc, Goldman Sachs, and their bankster pals.

At the same time as the mentioned Greek tragedy goes on and while the people of Portugal, Ireland, Spain, Belgium and Italy eagerly await their turn, and before everything really goes to shit our Masters spare no time trying to convince us how great it is with debt.

Don´t worry about debt, they say. Debt on a certain level is good for the economy. Consume today, pay tomorrow. No worries, lets follow the Robert Mugabe school of economics! Yey!

Just like the Greek fiasco is a offset that never happened before and never will happen again...

And cornflake economists are out in force - eager to please their masters they argue that debt is a good thing, that FIAT currencies aren´t so bad and that collectivism is the way to go. Such individuals should be on the very top on your hit-list (as a Greek today, but the rest of you tomorrow) because they should know better, and many of them do. Journalists, useless as always, should be next. Thereafter you should target politicians and then the crĆØme de la crĆØme – BANKS! Not that all journalists, all politicians or all banksters deserve to be dangling from lampposts, but just to be sure I would include all of them. Better to be safe than sorry.

Only months left now though. Only months left until the lies will be forced out in the open. Only months until the worst economic depression in the history of this planet strikes fear in all. Only months until marching boots make a comeback. Only months left until you´ll realize what I and many other have been warning about for decades. This is it, the end of the road.

Are you prepared?

Thursday, June 30, 2011

A sleeping stupidity

Here´s another shock:

Apparently people undergone the totally unnecessary vaccination against history´s least dangerous flu (of the swiney kind) are reported to suffer 7 times higher risk of getting narcolepsy.

No way!! Who could have possibly known? Oh, yea, that’s right, anyone actually able to read...

You people are so stupid that I´m actually hoping for and happily awaiting a true and utterly painstaking apocalypse.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Scented toilet paper

Don´t pay any attention to the man defecating behind the curtain!


Been out on a shopping spree lately. Bought, for example, a new computer so am back in the game and finally blogging will pick up speed again. Sorry for being absent, I know many of you rely on my wisdom in order to breath and chew at the same time.

Anyhow I picked up another item hard to live without this weekend: toilet paper.

Since I do live in a country with a language impossible to understand I sometimes do shopping simply based on hunches. Most of the time it works. The colouring is usually about the same on groceries across the world and certain words are similar and it’s not like you´ll find frozen yoghurt next to snickers or cucumbers next to cigarettes (although...). So mostly this is not really a problem. My latest purchased paper to be used for that unmentionable number two is worth mentioning though because it was apparently scented... something I noticed during a certain activity...

My first reaction was: why? Why would anyone want scented toilet paper?

This just has to be an American invention was my second thought.

And does scented toilet paper make your butt smell better? And if so, do hookers use it? My mind begun to marvel at and around this discovered scented universe.

Sitting in the bathroom trying to figure out whether I should use my newly bought paper or not, I realised something – this is the perfect metaphor for how the world economy works!

The world is in a smelly situation sprinkled with crap coming out from the orifices of politics and central banks. We have a world desperately clinging on to sidebars trying to (but mostly not wanting to) cleanse the body while trying to not have an aneurism. The news could just as easily be written by, read by and investigated by feces throwing chimps since all that is reported is smelly heaps passed down from above in order to lure the populace that all is well in the sewer. There are no crocodiles, no smell to speak of, no elected rats crawling around, no cracks in the foundation, and paper floating down there is definitely money since that have been decided by those deemed better. The sewer was in trouble 2007-2008, but now all is great again. Well, PIGS don´t know how to flush but let’s not dwell...

We´ve been saved by scented paper with numbers on them spread around by central banks. This is what we´ve been told, this is what our masters want us to believe, and this is the current path we´re on. Print more scented paper and save the economy. What can go wrong?

Of course, just as in my case, scented paper is just a mirage, a trick to make you feel slightly better. Do you really think that scented paper will make your sphincter more appealing? I mean smellwise - It will always look like crap. And do you really think that freshly printed notes from the central bank can cover up the dung pile earlier printed paper have created?

As a man fairly interested in anal adventures I can tell you that a shower, clean underwear and scented lubrication are by far better comes to smell (and taste) than any toilet paper.

And just as there´s actually a real way to smell better around the ca-ca hole, there is also a way to actually solve our financial dilemma. Sadly most people have no clue about the reality of their butts or the reality of economics. As you idiots keep buying unnecessary things like scented toilet paper, you will also keep buying what you´re told from the Powers That Be.

Eventually though, sooner rather than later, someone putting their lips gently up towards a rectum will start to gag since semi-solid matter produced during digestion will linger trapped both inside the opening and around the same, usually clinging on to strings of hair. That is if the owner hasn´t showered or changed clothing in a while.

Comes to the economy basically the same gagging experience is present when looking at how our Masters of despair refuse to acknowledge the smelly reality they themselves have created and instead of taking that cleansing shower every day they hold on to old beliefs that a bath should only be taken once a year, preferably together with others in the same set of water. Shower is unheard of. Also its better to print more scented paper rather than to make a change (clothes). That brownish landing strip ignored.

Coincidently this will lead to (in a near future) rusty appliances forcefully penetrating, without lubrication, a bent-over general public. No jobs, no money, riots everywhere, marshal law imposed, more wars, hellish surveillance increased, totalitarianism on the rise and fascists on the streets.
So if you don´t smell it now, you certainly will soon.

That’s where we´re heading folks, and it will happen because you bought the idea of scented paper.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

A couple of weeks of ”noooo way!!”

Really? Not making this shit up?


Having arrived in my new home country I´ve not really been able to make any new postings but the latest couple of weeks have been filled with wonderful news no-one ever expected that I thought would be a good idea to mention. Like oily Greeks needing another bail-out and still fiddling with numbers – who would have thought eh?

And then we found out that Osama was hiding in Pakistan!? Oh my, there´s a shock. And then they killed him! And then they dumped his body at sea making both an autopsy and any form of identification impossible! A nice pile of coincidences impossible to predict, wouldn´t you say?

And when another elitist get caught messing about with tha ladies, all our eyebrows went up, didn´t they? Our astonishment knew no bounds. And of course he´s “innocent”, he was just trying to chat up every woman at the hotel, they said no, and so when a lonely, low-level maid comes by, she´s of course in on it. She consented. The four-winged puppet master Strauss-Kahn, formed head of the IMF, probably didn´t hear her objections with his dick down her throat.

Oh, and it appears that patriotism in France, especially among fellow elitists, consists almost entirely of making excuses for rapists, but only if they are rich ,white powerful and morbidly obese. What a surprise.

But do you know what is really, truly surprising? His wife, Anne Sinclair, posted bail and seem to stand behind her husband, even though it has been proven that he actually had sex. (The rape charge hasn´t been proven yet, and probably never will...) Seem like whenever a rich, powerful man gets accused of something like this his wife, also a member of the same elitist sphere, “forgive” him in public. At least until he has really fucked up. We only need to remember the “I did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky” –story... or any other number of scandals to see the same behavior. One could assume that putting a scissor to a certain anatomic area would be the first choice, but, as said, very astonishly, the elitists band together, even in these cases... to everyone’s surprise.

Funniest in media right now though is by far the economy and all that comes with the Greatest Depression. Journalists have started to smell the apocalyptical meltdown, but only to a degree - cannot jump ahead of the story now can we? This entire thing is so filled with bewildering news toppling every bar-mitzvah surprise-party ever thrown for a Muslim girl in Japan.

So let’s look at some more of our contestants for the ´biggest surprise of the year´ -award.

We could mention how surprising it is that northern Europeans detest the bail-outs, or that Greece is pondering on leaving the EU and the euro, but let’s not dwell on such boring issues.

Italy, Belgium and Spain getting a higher risk rating! Wow, there´s a revelation for ya.

And the dictatorship logic of the EUSSR Kommissars thinking up new ways of circle around their own rules come to bail-outs and the printing press is both high entertainment and highly surprising.

That the UK had the worst April (2011) public sector net borrowing on record as tax receipts fell, is yet another huge eye turner. Or, for that matter, how the credit institute Moody's have flagged 14 British banks with lower credit rating.

We can call it all: The Big Surprise List of 2011!

Following the huge surprises of 2007-2008-2009-2010...

...oh, but wait for 2012...

As most of you understand by now - especially my devoted readers - am being a tad ironic. Of course all of this and what comes next is completely obvious. NOT A SINGLE PERSON with actual brain-activity knowing basic math could have missed all of this. It is not possible to miss.

You could, as most do, stick your head in the sand and ignore it all, but don´t come and say that no one could have foreseen this or predict this very outcome. I did, and so did many, many others.

But I do guess that when the Portuguese come asking for more cash or when Spain’s totally bogus real-estate market crashes or British banks start to default again or whenever any other “weird” thing happen, then many of you will be truly shocked. Again. As well as you´ll be surprised over the revelation that we need to print more money, increase austerity measures and fiddle numbers to keep GDP up. And when the increase in riots turns into full out civil wars, you´ll be surprised again. Especially politicians, journalists and economists - oh they are so surprised all the time it’s ridiculous.

You fuckin morons!

We´re heading for the Greatest Depression.

OF ALL TIME!

Nothing you do can prepare you for what is to come, nothing you say, write or think can stop the Tsunami wave of utter disaster coming our way. You won´t be spared.

Just remember, please, please, for all the people that you love; please remember: Who´s to blame.

It was not big business, it was not capitalism, and it was not too few regulations.

You can, and should, blame banksters, politicians, journalists and organisations like IMF, UN and the world bank. They should all pay and I do hope you make them suffer, but in the end, at its core, this can be blamed on you!

You voted for it! You cheered them on! You didn´t pay attention! And you let them get away with it!

How many times haven´t our masters of despair lied to us by now?

Remember when they told us that borrowing trillions and printing more trillions and throwing those piles of cash at banks would save us from a depression? This, they said, would curve a recession brought on by overspending, too much printing and too many regulations.

Already back then you should have rioted, stringed up a couple of economists and hunted down politicians. You didn´t. Now it is too late, so suck it up like a raped New York maid.

Of course most of you flatulent amoebas will turn towards Fascism or Communism or towards any other –ism with a smug well-spoken head figure upfront. And, of course, this will lead to more nationalism, harder restrictions and very possibly more wars. All because you didn´t pay attention.

History will repeat itself. Again. What a surprise...

Friday, April 29, 2011

Travel masturbation on molestation Saturday



It’s time again. Time for me to move to yet another country and as during previous escapes I will avoid the euro and try to stay away from ugly people.

One thing that’s hard to stay away from however is getting horny during travels. I don’t know if I’m the only one with this problem, but I do curse being a man sometimes travelling while hard and pointy. A woman, if having a similar problem, could always get by if she bought any form of vibrating toy – an electric toothbrush would do. But even if using fingers a feline can easily avoid detection.

Me, in need of bringing that one-eyed snake out in the open, have a slight problem. Especially while doing busses and planes - although I have been known to fornicate in, and on, both. Trains are a tad easier. With a bit of folding of tha clothes or choosing a strategic position a train can be turned into a regular wankfest.

Since I’ll be on the road for about 24hrs and will use almost every transportation known to man, I will have plenty of opportunities to spread my ejaculation juice across the European landscape.

It is possible I’ll use Kate Middleton in at least one fantasy. She’s a hottie, isn’t she? I actually haven’t paid attention at all to the fuss about this British marriage, but last night I did saw the couple in front of one of those child molesters giving them their last rites as un-married. First I noticed Prince William, getting the looks of his father more and more as the years go by, and so a future cause for divorce. Still pretty handsome though, for a Britt anyway.

Kate on the other hand is really stunning. ‘Masturbation-worthy’ was actually (I’m not lying) the first words that came to mind. A real woman I wouldn’t mind dipping my meatstick into.

Anyway, that costly side-show aside, I do have a genuine concern about travelling by bus, train, flight, train again, and then flying some more before taking a tram or a buss where I’ll live for the near future. Hopefully women passing by will be married to their refrigerators and have down-to-tha-knees-breasteses, but with my luck I’ll probably bump into a bikini-team looking for a therapy session.

Throughout the years I’ve heard one or two women complain about how me men always treat them as fuck-toys and that they cannot walk down the street without getting that undressing-I-want-to-get-into-your-pants-look from males. So? Would it be better if you didn’t turn heads? If I were a woman and didn’t get cheers and eyes while walking by a construction site I’ll probably consider suicide. Seriously, no woman is ugly enough so that she cannot get that feedback. If you don’t, please don’t blame anyone but God, your parents DNA or your government. We’ve got too many feminists as it is.

For me, travelling, I see potential ‘wanna-meet-in-the-toilet’-females all around me. Ugly, old, young, it doesn’t really matter. I may even consider one or two males if I’ve been watching Eurovision pre-travel. So if you see me, yes, I will be picturing you naked and I will be doing very nasty things to you in my head - probably involving handcuffs, whips, a dark cellar and me wearing a mask.

Maybe this extra boner-inducing during travelling has something to do with vibrations, or perhaps I am only a dirty man with penetration-angst? Maybe it’s psychological, or perhaps it’s a good way of making the journey more interesting? A train going in and out of tunnels...


In any case moving means that blog-postings will be far apart.

So for a time, probably for a month or two, don’t expect that many insights from here. Besides, I’ve already said most of it. All that is left is to repeat old songs and say “I Told you So” whenever a funny happens.

In the meantime you can picture me in a train franticly trying to masturbate while, at the same time, trying to avoid upsetting bourgeois families and elderly couples.

By for now.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Making fun of retarded people


One of the things that make a person who just don’t care have a more interesting life than others is that we can laugh at pretty much everything. To a certain extent this is of course a sociopath’s behavior, but on the other hand, who cares?

Retarded people for example are really fun.

Not only do they drool and talk funny, they are also fun if you imagine them performing certain tasks. For example: fornication, working as a train operator or flying planes filled with families going on their dream vacation.

Not that retards necessarily would do a bad job, many tasks they are fully capable of doing, but only to hear that slobbering nonsense voice declaring that “there´s turbulence ahead”, and then imagine peoples’ faces when parading in front of the crew to get out of the Airplane in Istanbul and their Captain for the last couple of hours is saying “gooodbyezh, have a nicccee day in London” while his caretaker is telling him not to play with himself in public.

Performing certain tasks such as a government job or moonlighting as a journalist reporting on daily events would of course be an improvement to what we have, but still very funny.

Obviously there’s stigma here. You cannot make fun of retarded and the mentally challenged. Doesn’t that make you a Nazi? At the very least it’s bad taste and morally questionable, but that is actually part of the fun as far as I´m concerned.

Anyway, real retards are excused. They may not know better and have a certain handicap when it comes to everyday life. “Normal” folk however should not be excused.

You see making fun of actual retards isn´t the point of this post, it just started out that way since I´ve got too few hateful comments lately.

This post is actually about you - the real idiot of the story.

In a world dominated by collectivism people in general are totally clueless. Our masters of despair have recently carried out history’s biggest robbery, robbing you. This they did while giving abundant cash to the very banksters and finance oligarchs plotting our demise. In performing this act of pure malevolence they openly, and very obviously, lied to you. Among other things they claimed that borrowing shitloads, printing another load of crap, and giving it to “the too big to fail’s” while handing you the tab were the only way to save us from a debt crisis. If I claimed to be a flying spaghetti monster it would have been more believable, but somehow they got away with it.

Another story sold to you with even less credibility is the Manmade Global Warming scam - a story which is by far the biggest lie in the entire history of this planet. There’s no evidence for the claims, on the contrary, almost all real science seem to point to the complete opposite of what we´re told. And the entire thing is so transparent that I cannot understand how you can let them get away with it. It’s about you paying extra to government while handing over your life-decisions. Nothing else. If you really follow the money the oil-industry is a tiny little petite player, instead its government, the UN and all the institutes and universities dependent on money and grant from government and the UN pushing for the scam. All designed to make you pay up and obey.

Every “scientist” and “environmentalist” getting the word out is either directly hired by government and/or will lose grants if pushing the “wrong” view, and/or a complete loon with a Malthusian agenda. Every single one of them.

I can sort of understand people believing that there’s an invisible man watching their every move and that he will send them to a fierily pit if they fuck outside of wedlock. I can also sort of excuse anti-intellectuals seeing some kind of light in a blood-soaked socialist tunnel. I could even forgive people for thinking that government is the answer to all prayers. But when it comes to Manmade Global warming there’s no excuse. No sickness, no argument, nothing except a true retardation of massive proportions can excuse a person fallen for that scam.

And when we put it all together - all of the madness; all of the lies; all of the tricks and all of the scams - if we do so, can we come to another conclusion than that people are totally and hopelessly lost in a made-belief world far, far away from reality?

Captain Capitalism seems to be asking the same question. And so does The Market Ticker in regards to the Obaminations latest trick.

The continuous lies don’t haft to be big ones. There are plenty of: “Saddam has weapons of mass destruction”; “I did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky”, “Well I smoked, but I didn’t inhale” –stories all around us. In Sweden a politician caught running to strip clubs paying strippers with a government credit card had no clue that he where at a strip club. How should he have known..? In the UK we recently had a big MPs’-scandal with almost every single elected fraud caught paying for double living or buying houses and apartments for wife’s, girlfriends and children, all paid for by Britain’s duped populace.

Or take the elitists favorite pastime; “to wage war”. Not necessarily actual armed conflict, although that is always on the table, but rather ‘war against drugs’, ‘war against trafficking’, ‘war against unemployment’ and so on. Every single one of these stupidities creates worse problems than we had before. For example the ‘war’ against drugs leads to higher prices on drugs and so increases the profit margin and so gives birth to mafias. Another consequence is that drugs become more diluted and you need to buy ‘em from a shady character and of course higher prices forces addicts to do burglaries, robberies and steal what they need. Thousands, tens of thousands of people die every year because of the ‘war on drugs’, not because of the actual drugs. The same can be said about prostitution, alcohol or whatever else the elitists want to fight.

Our entire way of life is a big lie, and what do you do? You watch TV, you eat processed food, drink beer and maybe, just maybe you complain at the dinner table.

What could you have done? Well for starters you shouldn’t vote for soul-suckers in suits time and again. You should know by now that whether the oily salesperson is ‘left’ or ‘right’ have very little or no meaning. You should also have demanded to be free without rules, laws, taxes and supercomputers controlling your every move. At the very least you should have paid attention and learned something from history.

But to me the worst thing about you is that you obviously don’t care a damn bit about your offspring. Not only did you let them take your money and your future, you also, without hesitation, let them mortgage your kids and grandchildren. As if that wasn’t enough it seems that you have no problems letting government hired thugs inject your kids with toxins, or even let them take the kids from you if a government hired amoeba thinks it’s the right thing to do.

I concluded many years ago that the sheople of this world are beyond saving. Not that all of you are idiots, but because almost all of you have made a choice to be. And in a time wherein the information actually is available to all it says something.

There is only one way out of this mess: that you actually make an effort to learn, that you pick up a book, that you read blogs, alternative news and that learn from history. Not only from a far away history, but from the story we’re living right now. You see things are about to turn for the worse and what likely is mankind’s most defining moment is right now. IF we get out on the other side with some kind of decency knowledge is very important because otherwise we’ll only repeat the same mistakes again and/or make things even worse...

…remember: this is a world filled with weapons of mass destruction…

Monday, April 25, 2011

Why we´re heading for War

... and so depression


We´re living in a time filled with the stuff of nightmares. Not only because of debt-mountains, not only because of derivatives or because of impending hyperinflation. And it is not really because of an increase in protectionism or the increase in horrific policies by our benevolent leaders.

No, the worst thing out there has been the lazy complacency of voters. The Sheople of this world have failed. Remember; you voted for it, you did not stand up and said “enough is enough”, you’re the one at fault because you let it happen. This laidback attitude and apathy is about to change – sadly it will not be for the better.

You see when people have nothing left to lose, they lose it. And when they lose it they are not thinking, they are not rational and as a consequence they will listen to hysterical solutions brought forth by hysterical tiny men with collectivism and conquest on their agenda.

Historically speaking and psychologically interesting we know where this is heading; towards nationalism, upheaval and then comes totalitarianism. Our smug suits above have no remedy except imposing more and more of controls, more and more laws, and more and more of the very same that brought us to this situation in the first place.

From their perspective they have no choice. They cannot, from their viewpoint, abolish themselves. They cannot rely on people making their own choices, and they cannot stop rolling out the surveillance society and stop bailing out banks. If they did, they would lose their seats, their income and their power. So from our masters’ perspective only ‘hope’ remains. Hope that a couple of fantastic inventions pop up to bring prosperity to all, hope that some divine intervention will come to the rescue.

I firmly believe that most up in the higher hierarchy are fully aware of where this is heading. They know they cannot borrow, print and spend anymore. They know they cannot fix all or even a small portion of this mess. They also know that all of this is about to explode - exploding into the Greatest Depression. WHEN that happens they are all in trouble. True, people will turn their attention towards Jews, Muslims, and gypsies and “the rich”, as they always do in a search for someone to blame, but leaders ruling us will not be spared. I see plenty of lampposts with dangling carcasses wearing suits in the near future, and I do believe our masters do to.

This is why they are rushing to buy supercomputers that can monitor and control the people. This is why they are forcing through law after law that reduces our civil liberties. This is why they are imposing naked scanners. This is why blogs and alternative news sites are under constant attacks. This is why hackers, political activists and WikiLeaks are regarded as public enemies. They want to keep order, control and, most importantly; they want to keep grasping for that power fix.

To me this isn’t a master plan set into play by the Illuminati or the Bilderberg group to usher in world governance. This isn’t an Alien conspiracy. I simply don´t believe there’s any sort of malevolent conspiracy behind it all. However the end results and the consequences are pretty much exactly the same as conspiracists have argued for decades. And with worldwide panic, violent rallies everywhere, sky-high permanent unemployment and hyperinflation countries will sooner or later end up in war.

Just think about it for a moment. What have they always done before, looking at history, when all else have failed? When there’s no out, what have leaders of men always turned to as their last (and sometimes ‘first’) option?

WAR!

War is a great way of banding people together against a common enemy. War opens up an option for the unemployed to enlist and have something to do. War shifts the focus from economic and political turmoil towards the enemy. War forces even hardy opponents of those in power to buckle up, bit down and make an effort to save the country. War also brings out our basic and ancient inherent behavior of looking after our own clan. Even when the ones leading are apparent madmen with policies we detest, most will fight with and alongside those leaders to save families, save our way of life, our country and to protect our own group, our clan. And if war goes well it comes with made-up gains such as loathed riches streaming in, more lands to settle, and prestige.

Make no mistake, this is the option left. This is where we´re heading.

Take the European Union as example. Inside the EU we have a political class forcing their will and visions upon an unwilling populace while unelected bureaucrats are hell-bent on following 5 or 7 years plans while increasing their own influence and collect as much money they can.

Stability, peace and prosperity are among the most common words used to defend the EU-project. Although those thoughts may have held a certain weight directly after WW II, they are today reduced to useless punch lines thrown at anyone questioning what trickles down from above.

If you wish to put an end to the idiotic agricultural subsidies the European Union throws around; then you´re against prosperity. If you complain over the intrigues and behind-the-scene dealings of the EU parliament you of course want Hitler to make a comeback. If you´re against the euro you want to destabilize Europe. It’s the opposite-game whereas a view or opinion means the complete opposite of what is actually said. All designed to protect the sphere of power.

In many member countries things were reaching a boiling point even before the euro-zone started to crumble. Popular referendums are either ignored or not brought forth at all (remember how they bullied Ireland). Political scandals with EU parliamentarians getting caught in a web of lies are today so common they’re hardly news anymore. Refugee and immigration issues are headline news in pretty much every member state and have already given birth to several very shady political movements across Europe. Permanent unemployment with numbers around 15-20% and empty treasuries are starting to be the norm in several countries while other countries seemingly have come out of the recession. The enormous differences in culture, language, religion and production have come into play.

There were many of us that saw this coming a long way. We warned about asymmetric chocks, we warned about the huge differences between countries within the EU, we warned about the euro-project and said that this, from above decree, cannot last and will crash with horrific consequences. No one listened. Of course not. Here you had several new political bodies with countless of opportunities for bureaucrats, lobbyists and other soul-sucking entities. Why would they stop to consider any alternative when all these riches, all this power and all of these opportunities exist for anyone with political savvy?

And people in general were already fucked by their domestic elected frauds, and so only complained a wee bit when another entity of politics, far away in another country, emerged.

As mentioned above; this is all about to change.

The bail-out of Greece was the beginning of the end of the Euro. Ireland, Portugal and whoever comes next are only a continuation of that first bail-out. Once they started to go down this road they, in effect, gave the euro-project its death-blow. It may take 1 year or 10 years, but the end will come. This because once they bailed out one country they cannot say no to another. How would that look? So Spain, Italy, Belgium and many others stand in line for their piece of the cake. And those already bailed out, will they actually change their ways and never need additional help? Please, if you believe that you might as well put a gun to your head now.

There’s no way out now except - according to those that rule us - to let the European Central Bank (ECB) continue to buy 60-70-80% and sometimes close to 100% of the indebted countries treasury bonds. The only way ECB can do this is to print more money which leads to inflation which in turn leads to higher prices which leads to more unemployed and so much more problems (in exactly the same way as the FED is destroying the U.S.).

Although the fat lady is about to sing they will cling to this project for as long as they can. It will take many years before the EU and Euro projects are totally abandoned, and so they will increase our troublesome situation.

The Greatest Depression is just around the corner - we´re talking months now - but the European Union and its advocates will try, for as long as they can, to withstand breaking up. They do this because the European Union is the wettest dream ever produced by politicians. Within EU walls they can feast on an endless buffet of goods and services while wielding almost unlimited power. They will never give that up.

But when the next oil-crisis strikes, or when the derivatives scam crashes, or when the debt-mountains no longer can withstand reality, or when another war breaks out, or when a propped up market crashes, or when the dollar collapses, or when any of the other deck of cards blows over and the shit really hits that famous fan and so the GREATEST DEPRESSION picks up speed again, then, if not sooner, countries will start to leave the Euro-project and very possibly leave the EU. When that happens all that protectionism, all that nationalism and all that aversion to all things that has to do with EU and similar from on up high imposed madness will boil over into complete catastrophes. In essence the existence of the European Union has created the very situation it is said to guard against.

This is when our benevolent leaders will either step down and face the music or look for that final out and you don´t need to be a fortune-teller to predict which way they´ll go…

The aftermath, if we´re thinking a tad positive and ignore nuclear- and world wars, is that the European Union will break up in smaller entities. I see a Nordic Union, possibly together with the Baltic States and Germany. The Iberia peninsula may unite into one entity; Great Britain may be revived, and so forth. Such development will probably not be a heavenly solution either but at least it will be a much better situation than that of today.

However, I am not really an optimist in this regard. The end of the European Union and the end of the United States alongside many other world changing events may very well also hold the key to end life as we know it. In worst case scenario a couple of freshly hatched dictators will start throwing nukes around, and if so we can say goodbye to half of the world’s population.

In any case we´re living in history right now. Our time will give birth to unprecedented world changing events. The invention of fire, the Agricultural revolution, the fall of Rome, and the Black Death and the quest for the new world were minor events in comparison, so my advice to you all is to enjoy it as much as you can. There´s an amusement built into this entire mess and once you find that hilariousness you can enjoy it as much as I do.

Finally I would like to give you all some advice. I’m fully aware that few of you agree with me, even those out there with a similar political view seeing the same as I do don´t agree with me comes to the scope, length and severity of our situation. But even if you see me as another crazy drugged-up tin-foil hat, there are some minor things you can do.

Having candles, batteries, cans and dried food packages at home is prudent. A black-out or a natural disaster can happen regardless of my ramblings and so having basic aids at home is a good thing. And at least consider your way out, just in case I’m right. Spend a couple of minutes contemplating what you would do if war breaks out. Will you run to the hills? Band together with your neighborhood? Is there a food and water source nearby that can be used? Will you enlist? Only consider your option, that’s something you can do no matter what you think of the future.

Me, I am enjoying the decline. Most of you fucks out there deserve whatever you get, and if I can enjoy the mayhem with vodka and popcorn I am happy. Hopefully some of you will join me. I always have my door open and an extra glass ready. Please stop by, we can watch the news and laugh together.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Why Hyperinflation will happen

Every time in history when a government, or a financial oligarchy, or a financial oligarchy together with a government had the power to expand the money supply, at will, those systems and/or countries, without exception, always collapsed. Often enough because of (hyper)inflation that destroyed the system from within.

I am here writing in general terms and mostly on a worldwide scale. There’s a reason for this; the entire system, worldwide, will collapse.

There are three things going on, each one more than likely to cause (hyper)inflation by itself.

1. Who will pick up the tab for tens of trillions of debt?

And even more important: who will cover the losses of tens of millions of useless derivates? Ever heard the words: “toxic assets”? No matter what they call them: Auction rate securities; credit default swaps; collateral debt obligations; mortgage backed securities; or any other fictitious useless name only meant to confuse, its only paper on paper. It holds very little or no value.

“Normal” debt can be repaid; even the worst and biggest debt mountain in the history of mankind – that of today - as much as 200-300-400% or 500% of GDP can be repaid. And most of the debt is borrowed from other indebted fuck ups. Our governments either borrow from each other, or they give money to banks and then the governments borrow the same cash from the same banks in order to increase the debt. In the heart of it all is you (!): the taxpayer.

For a layman this is very confusing, and I haft to admit that I to sometimes get confused, but what you need to know is:

a) The entire system is built upon debt so if no-one borrows and spend the system defaults automatically.

b) By borrowing, spending, and printing money they keep GDP up. And this is a total fraud! GDP is totally fictitious, totally arbitrary, and so easy to manipulate that it should be completely ignored. But for media, pundits and The Powers That Be the scam of GDP is the magic trick used to sell idiocies worthy of the craziest of inmates of a 1920’s asylum built on Indian burial grounds.

c) “Normal” debt goes around in circles from banks to other banks, from banks to government, from government to banks, from banks to financial institutes, from financial institutes to governments and so on in an endless circle.

This far mainstream cornflake economists and other enemies of the people have it right, debt isn´t so bad (“Bad” here in comparison with other problems and problems in combination with debt.).

If only looking at the “real” public debt things aren´t as bad as to give us a reason to talk about financial Armageddon. But this isn´t the only problem and to the “real” debt we need to ad personal and corporate debt plus the debt that comes with “toxic assets”.

There are countless of names for “toxic assets”, I usually only call them “derivatives”, as a collective name. This isn´t really correct, but the result of all of these scams is the same so I don´t see any problem with giving all of it a unison name and title. You can call it crap, we´re-all-fucked assets or loony accounting if you want. It actually doesn’t matter.

Many cornflake economists will demand that you call these things with their correct name and/or argue that there are differences, but they are either lying or have no clue what they´re talking about. These debt-obligations or “derivatives” are all the same and should be bunched together.

What these ‘derivatives’ are is paper on paper, its debt upon debt, its borrowed money borrowed on borrowed money that in turn is borrowed upon mortgages.

Think of it like this: you borrow $100 from your friend and you give him an IOU (I owe you) in exchange. This friend then sells the IOU to his neighbor, the neighbor in turn reforms the IOU to a regular loan with interest to his friends. Those friends transform their loans into bets on commodities - essentially betting on the future value of oil, rice, steel and so forth. The entire system generates thousands of dollars, maybe even tens of thousands, all built upon the initial $100. This system sort of works as long as long as there is lots of money in the system that can change hands (which is one of the reasons bail-outs go to banks and financial institutes) and it works as long as people and banks involved don´t go bankrupt (which is the second reasons bail-outs go to banks and financial institutes).

No one knows how much of these derivatives there are, but a reasonable assumption is that the “value” is in the vicinity of $100 trillion dollars. But almost nothing of it actually exists in the real world. There’s NO VALUE.

So if we´re going into a Depression, or another recession for that matter, with such a debt-scam hanging over us; do you really think there´s a way out? Can we repay any of these fraudulent idiocy-piles of Derivatives?
There is only one way governments seemingly could repay both the “real” debt and these shameful made-belief derivatives; through the printing press!



2. That warm feeling of pee dripping down your leg

To a certain degree you need to excuse politicians and their henchmen. They live in a world where their entire existence is dependent on votes. If they don´t collect enough votes they will lose some or all of their power and, horrifically for electable frauds, they may even lose their seats and so their income.

Most professional politicians’ don´t know of anything else then to make up stories to keep their constituencies happy while they rob the same voters through taxation. In a truly capitalist world most politicians would be unemployed or work with the most degrading tasks imaginable. They are an utter useless bunch of misfits, and deep down they know it.

In this world of ‘getting votes or die’ they need to lie, they need to come up with false-flag attacks, they need to sleep with the enemy, they need to conjure up new problems that they themselves can fix, they need to trick, dupe, bamboozle and they need to hide, cover up and sweep things under the carpet. If they don´t, another politician that do will win the votes.

In essence; what you vote for is what you get.

And looking at it this way, which I often do, you are to blame, and whatever you get for it you deserve. So the millions of people soon to die from starvation, wars and socialist solutions, they die because you don´t understand, because you don´t read, because you don´t know how things work. And frankly, you don´t care that you´re ignoramus either. Yeah, have another beer; I think American Idol is on…

Anyway, in this world the ‘easy fix’ is the way to go.

Anytime a politician can think of a program, a tax, a law or anything of the sort that sound really great and can give them votes, that’s what they´ll do. This is also, coincidently, why so many of our benevolent leaders are advocates of socialism.

Socialism sounds really, really good. Feed the poor, help the young, more cash to the elderly, jobs for all, free education and cute kittens to everyone. Socialism comes with heart, with feelings, and the idea is sold with a pink shimmering sky. To a person rather watching TV and not caring so much, socialism is very easy to take to heart. No need to think, no need to argue or understand things, all you need to know is that the poor and the working class need more stuff and the ones that will pay for it are an elusive group called “the rich”.

But no ‘easy fix’ is as fantastic as inflation!

With inflation you get more stacks of money! Thousands, tens of thousands, millions (!) of newly, freshly printed notes in piles. Surely all of that cash comes with a piece of heaven because suddenly loans can be paid off, you can increase public salaries, and as a bonus taxation increases without the need for another tax legislation. For the elitist sphere there is even an additional bonus; they get the cash first i.e. inflation don´t hit them as hard as it will hit regular Joes’.

Inflation benefits the elite and is essentially a way of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.

In the long run inflation will increase all the problems it was meant to solve. If they print money to save banks, then the banks will only build another house of cards. If they print money to reduce unemployment prices will go up and increase the costs for the employer which means more bankruptcies and so more unemployed. And, worst of all, if they print to save defaulting systems, as the derivatives-scam mentioned above, all they do is inflate the bubble which in turn leads to an even bigger bang when it all crashes.

But you cannot disregard the psychological effect more cash has on people and societies. This is what the entire premise is built on; a psychological effect. And the effect is…

…more money is spent!

Financial institutes, banks and governments that get the inflationary cash first will spend some or all of it. This means that prices on stocks and commodities will go up. Stock markets seem to be in a recovery! House prices don´t fall as much or may even go up. All of it sends out a signal that we´re going forward, that the crisis is over. They may also use some of that cash to increase salaries or hand out bonuses that certain people will use to buy more stuff. All in all “value”, “prices” and (OF COURSE!!) GDP will go up.

The magic of inflation have come to the rescue!

In the next step and during the height of this scam they will encourage the populace to…

…take another mortgage on their house and shop ‘til they drop!

Loans aren´t bad, they are great, you can buy another car, or another TV, and don´t you need more stuff? Cameras, phones, shoes, perfume, trips, champagne, wine, your own midget for tossing at parties, a new set of plates, hookers, hamburgers, beer and stuff, lots, and lots and lots of stuff! Buy now! Borrow, spend, it’s all good.

As long as they can keep borrowing, and keep you borrowing at the same time as they print money and at the same time as they tap into, or totally empty, future obligations such as pensions or Medicare our masters of despair can play Santa’s’. The problem arises when we get to the end of the line where debt ceilings are reached and the vault of future obligations is totally empty. Belgium, for example, has 400% of GDP in future debt (not showing up in most statistics) since they don´t have any money left for pensioners. They took that money and then they borrowed upon it several times, so not only is the initial cash gone, they´ve also borrowed upon that cash that don´t exist! The same can be said for France, Italy, UK and the U.S. Pretty much every country out there have done the same.

Today, however, they cannot do this anymore. Most, or rather all countries have reached the limit. The only thing left is the printing press and it’s such a fantastic thing…



3. No one wants to be the last out on the field

When you inflate the money supply you can, initially, use some of that cash to pay off debt. It takes a little while before the scam is detected by markets and the people. A brief moment whereas, especially if you´re first, they can use freshly printed piles of notes to pay off loan givers.

Everyone high up knows that printing money out of thin air creates inflation, even if they don´t want you to know about it. But if they can do it first they can, temporarily, trick other governments, banks and countries (their loan givers) that the money is good. In normal times this isn´t so bad since they have an endless supply of treasuries (you!) to pay for it. And if you aren´t enough they can always mortgage your kids and grandkids. Taxes always come in.

But what if it’s not normal times? What if the Debt Mountains are so huge and all that can be done has been done?

This is when ‘first to the printing press’ really matters!

He who prints first seemingly loses the least!

Soon, very soon, the cartel they have will crumble. You see when our benevolent leaders went out on their epic adventure of Quantitative Easing (QE) – which is another way of saying: “Print money” - and bail-outs they all did it at the same time. It was so important that they all did so, because if not the scam would show as certain currencies will drop in value against other currencies. If all of them print and borrow and spend it sort of looks as if the status que remains. The relationship between currencies holds at about the same level as before. In essence they wanted to hide inflation and the real effects.

Seldom have our benevolent leaders been so cooperative with each other. All of them dropped rates, all of them printed billions, all of them borrowed billions, all of them spent billions. Injecting cash everywhere, inflating stock markets, keeping prices up. This was the biggest robbery of all time, and almost none of you out there understand it.

But here’s the thing; it didn´t work.

They didn´t fix the fundamental problems and they didn´t address the regulations, laws and taxes at fault. The entire system that was about to topple over into a depression is still there, now partly painted over and hidden under the rug. But still there.

All they really did was increase inflation and in-debt us further, but without fixing what was wrong.

In a situation where things are about to crash again, they cannot do the same thing. They will most likely try, or at least pretend to try again. But behind the curtain I can assure you that they are looking for a way out and the only way seemingly available is to press those buttons before anyone else does…



More than likely all of these scenarios will come into play and so inflation will go over into HyperInflation. If you thought war, an overzealous government and the European Union was bad, you´ve seen nothing yet. Hyperinflation is the worst thing imaginable, and on a global scale it will end life as we know it. You can buy gold and silver and run to the hills, but truth to be told; you, me, all of us, are truly, utterly, and magnificently fucked beyond comprehension.

IF this scenario plays out, as I believe it will, our worst nightmares will come true.

I for one cannot wait; this is going to be the entertainment of a lifetime!

Friday, April 22, 2011

The truth is out there

I have said it before, although I myself don´t really believe it will happen, but there's really only one way out of our current financial mess seen from the Powers That Be’s perspective: an extraordinary event of such a magnitude that it will overshadow the worldwide economic collapse.

The revelation of Alien beings, ships visiting us or an outright invasion would be such a thing.



I wrote 1,5 year ago that the Internet was buzzing with stories about how Obama were about to come forth with some Extraterrestrial news. My immediate thought was just this; they may very well use it as an excuse to keep holding on to power.

Just imagine. The whole world is crumbling, governments everywhere is about to be toppled and politicians are facing angry mobs. With no end in sight, with no hope, with an elitist sphere fighting for their very lives, only something like this will save the current GramscoFabianNazi system from imploding. People will be far less likely to start civil wars and exchange their government if this were to happen. In times of crisis and threatened by an outside force people band together, they stand behind their government.

I don´t see this happening because I´m not a believer in E.T. but maybe they can use it as a false-flag attack and/or as a way of hoaxing the populace. It wouldn´t surprise me one bit.

Finally I do hope there are Aliens and that they do invade. I hardly see them doing a worse job in governing than we do. And if not, at least take me! I would love to be abducted. Anal-probes would be a huge bonus…

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Government at work

I will eat the unemployed

Apparently this is how you solve the unemployment problem...

Fuckin hilarious!

Next they will try to fix the problem with the collapsing dollar by offering government founds to anyone inventing a new way of flying. Remember where you read it first!

The interest rate screw-up and more lies

As per usual our masters of despair continue to lie to the general public. Today in Sweden we´re reached by news that the central bank, Riksbanken, raised the base repo rate by 0.25 percent to 1.75 percent. Although this is the correct way to go it’s not only too little too late, it is also accompanied by very strange arguments.

For example the continuous lie unions (and everyone else for that matter) should see through and react to. What I mean is that the Riksbank observed that: “while underlying inflation remained low in Sweden, it is expected to rise as the rate of wage increases accelerates and spare economic capacity declines”.

This is a total and malevolent lie. The entire statement is so wrong is laughable.

First of all inflation in Sweden is high. Price increases, that happens because of inflation, is kept lower than expected but continues upwards since inflation takes time to reach the entire economy. And when these cornflake economists and mainstream pundits talk about inflation they talk about prices or CPIF or CPI, not the actual inflationary number.

Secondly inflation has NOTHING to do with wage increases. This is by far the worst lie for any laborer.

Wage increases can and should increase over time with better production and new inventions at the same time as prices goes down, and so this has NOTHING to do with inflation. The only considerable reason why they continue to spread such a blatant lie is to hide what they are actually doing. To hide what inflation really is. Because if you don´t know what inflation is you also don´t know what it does to you and how robbed you´ve been.

The wage-price-spiral taught in schools and that of which these four-winged amoebas seem to talk about is a total lie. In fact it’s the complete opposite of what is true.

Before you continue read this older post.

Since only libertarians and their acolytes actually acknowledge what inflation is, what it does, and how to fix it, it means that only this group stands on the side of the poor and the working class. You´ve never heard that one either I guess?

Socialists argue they are the defender of the poor and the working class since they want to hand out benefits and offer imaginary government jobs, conservatives and the rights say they are the defender of the poor and the working class since they want to keep government smaller and so the general economy gets better as if it’s a magic trick. But only libertarians really fight for the poor and the working class since libertarians are the only ones that want to stop inflation and stop the lying. NOTHING, no taxes up or down, no law, no government entity, no bank or bureaucrat is worse for the poor and the working class than inflation, and if you haven´t figure this out you simply don´t know what inflation is.

Going back to the initial lying you also need to understand that interest rates of today should be around 5-6% only to, in accordance to mainstream beliefs, keep inflation in check. To curve the massive housing bubble in Sweden and stop the overspending by a stupid populace we should add another 2-3%. So to be on the safe side interest rates should be over 10%. That is today, before the worldwide crash. Soon we´re more than likely talking three or even four digits.

Journalists, banksters and puppet masters ruling us say or imply that interest rates need to be kept down in order to stimulate borrowing and spending. In essence more debt and more stuff we don´t need is the answer to all prayers.

Consume today, pay tomorrow.

He who has the most stuff when he dies wins.

Don´t worry about debt. Debt on a certain level is good for the economy.

I even saw a bankster in a paper the other day claiming that Sweden’s deficit, which is closing in on 20% of GDP, is too low. We can spend again. Such idiots should be on the very top of your hit list. Make a note of anyone saying anything so loony. He or She should be, in a near future, weighed in for a hardy rope and a proper lamppost.

Have you ever seen or heard mainstream cornflake economists be correct?

Before the crash of 2007-2008 everything was dandy, so was also all’s well before the dot-com bubble bursted, and as well before the “Great Depression”. They´ve never predicted anything correctly. Never.

The Swedish central bank, just as all central banks, is the enemy of the people. Their only purpose is to make the rich richer and cover up government failures. And soon, very soon, you´ll see the real fall-out of our current policies, and the ones that will suffer the most are the poor and the working class. Sadly those groups will turn towards socialism and/or “a Great Leader” as they always have before, all while we libertarians continue to be 100% correct and predict accurately what happens next... Go figure...

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

A wee history lesson before the Four Horsemen comes by

What did you think the Four Horsemen would look like?

Throughout history there are signs and events as easy to follow as a pair of D-cups in kindergarten. History really does repeat itself and time and again we can follow the decline one step at the time.

It goes something like this:

First the people and its leaders become complacent. This can manifest itself in many ways but common traits are: protectionism of certain merchants and/or parts of the economy, slaves start to do all the work, and citizens get “free stuff” from the government. The people were also offered shows, gladiator games, theatre and other amusements for “free”.

After that the wars and extravagant spending by the Powers That Be create a situation that empties the treasury and so taxes seemingly need to be raised, but since Kings and Pharos knew - just as our contemporary smug suits know; raising taxes isn´t popular so instead they chose to dilute the money supply. Instead of pure gold or silver or copper in their coinage they started to decrease the purity with other metals - in effect creating both inflation and a hidden tax.

After this comes a period of upheaval, both from within and from neighboring countries/tribes seeing the vulnerability and smelling the blood in the water. Usually the first waves can be withstood thanks to mercenaries, harsher penalties and tighter control of the populace, but sooner or later the losses of land and riches start to take its toll. When this happens there is only a matter of time, and since a complacent people have to intention of bucking up and start making an effort again, everything crumbles and withers down.

There are different degrees of this and some dissimilarity depending on culture and such, but generally speaking this can be seen from Rome to Persia, from Egypt to the Ottomans, from the Byzantine Empire to the Moguls, from China to Spain. And it does not stop with empires; almost every country on the planet has seen a similar development at one point or another.

Today we can see the exact same development throughout the world but probably most telling is that of the U.S. The only state of today with empire-like qualities has her language and culture spread everywhere and although direct annexation of others land isn´t really present, they are fighting wars on two continents, have hundreds of military installations across the globe and flaunt their diplomatic and economic power everywhere they can. The American public has become dependent on welfare and has developed a government-can-fix-it attitude so familiar to any historian. The U.S. Dollar has since long time been nothing but paper and is today backed by nothing other than being the world reserve currency. Worse still is the manic printing of new notes that creates massive inflation and devaluate all that what is/was America.

A growing anti-government sentiment among many of its inhabitants coupled with an even larger call for more “free stuff” is already creating succession movements, massive demonstrations and pure rebellion-like groupings. Countries like China and Russia have stated they will no longer trade in the dollar and it’s only a matter of time before others follow.
Basically the only two things keeping the U.S. afloat at the moment is its military that keep both GDP numbers up (yepp, it’s a lie) and – still - frightens the rest of the world; and secondly a fake prosperity mostly built around their declining currency. Borrowing trillions and mortgaging the future of its children America is today rapidly becoming another scrapheap of history.

Not that others are any better. In Europe the wet dream of bureaucrats, The European Union, is helping out with the downward spiral while oily Greeks, moronic Spaniards and other spend-it-all-collectivists drag the sinking ship further down the abyss. The Chinese is building entire cities no one lives in (again to keep fake GDP numbers up), Japan is into its 57th stimulus with no light in sight, and Russia is on the verge to civil war. Political turmoil is rocking the Muslim and Arab world, In South and Eastern Africa famine catastrophes is only one step away and when speaking of civil war Africa is the continent of abundance. In South America extremist lefties and growing animosity between countries is about to start wars.

Again you may think: yeah, so what else is new? But you see things are a tad different this time. There are a convergence of events, each one horrific in its own right, coming together in the biggest and badest Tsunami wave of financial Armageddon you can imagine.

A globalised economy propped up with tens of trillions of derivatives and fueled by printing machines throwing out money Zimbabwe-style; a financial sector, in every country, dependent on government subsidies; the biggest debt-mountain in history growing exponentially; and a totally fake number of measurement (GDP) is lied about on a daily basis.

The Great Depression (soon to be known as “The Minor Depression”) happened because of a few problems and those problems were on a much smaller scale than those of today. Although very easy credits, banking cartels robbing the people, growing protectionism and too much socialism were the main problems, those problems aren´t even close to what we have in our time. And today the problems really are global. I cannot think of a single country not printing money, not borrowing like crazy and not having structural problems getting worse by the second.

When this thing crash life as we know it will change forever.
It will not only be a break-up and total collapse the only Empire-like entity, every country on this blue rock will suffer, wither and quite possibly die. What could possibly be even worse is the aftermath and its consequences. Before in history similar upheaval and turn of events were followed by a total backlash in every area leading to a decline culturally, socially and politically. This was then toppled by the rising of dictators and then, or during, came the wars. If that happens this time, and I cannot see any reason why it shouldn´t, we have something today that no Huns, no Nazis and no murderess horde had: we have weapons of mass destruction…

This collapse cannot be stopped. It can´t, not anymore. The crash will happen now, nothing can stop that. However we can limit the effects and instead of decades of turmoil and horrific events we could turn it into a five-six or seven year depression that actually could lead to something even better than we had.

This can be achieved by taking back real money, through the elimination of all centralized banking sectors, and through a total 180 in politics. This would mean that things like ECB and the FED would dissipate entirely, politic power would become obsolete and the individual would truly become free. Since this also means that millions of bureaucrats would lose their jobs and that the “free” buffet offered to the general public would be no more, you can probably figure out that this will never happen.

Arab rebellions can be seen as preludes, not unique events. The approaching famine catastrophe that even ‘experts’ are starting to warn us about is, at its heart, nothing more than a symptom. Even the, according to media, gloomy economic outcasts are just breezes foreboding the hurricane.

Out doomsday may very well be here. It will not be because of some Maya calendar or impact from planet X, it will not be aliens invading us or a super volcano erupting and it will not be a nuclear war – even though it may come to that as a following consequence.

Instead it’s our inability to see our enemies constructing the perfect economic shit storm. A storm that will overshadow anything imaginable and make the fall of Rome, the sacking of Thrace and Mongol invasions seem like nothing. This is the invincible armada times ten approaching our shores on a nice sunny summers day. This is conquistadors bringing us smallpox at the same time as they bring with AIDS, the Black Death and Al Gore to our lands. We are about to enter the most destructive and most overturning period of human history, and most of you have no clue what I am talking about.

History is in the making and centuries from now our surviving relatives will write essays, make their equivalent of movies and have very intense arguments about what we did wrong, how we couldn´t see it coming and why we didn´t do anything about it.

Until about a couple of years ago we were still able to stop it. Today that is no longer possible. All we´re talking now is time. Time in the sense of “when” and “how long”. It is not a matter of ‘IF’.

I could point out all the economic signs and lecture you on the A to Z of economics, I could argue the case of banksters robbing us and governments covering it up, I could show statistics and graphs that would show you how bad the outlook really is, but that’s not the point of this post and I´ve done so before and for the ones not lazy it’s easy to go back and ready my earlier posts or search online for others that say the same thing.

The point of this post is rather to rattle that brain of yours, to make you go out and search for yourself. Truth to be told, I cannot convince you of anything, not even if I wanted to. But if I can get you to at least try to prove me wrong you may get that epiphany-moment you need in order to survive the coming years. Not that I hold any hope in this regard, most of you are idiots and even the ones not asylum worthy cannot or rather don´t want to see actual facts.

Most of us live comfortable lives; most of us are not starving and most of us have more stuff that only a generation ago couldn´t dream of. This has made us complacent, lazy and less likely to take up arms against our masters. And when all is lost and the end seem like its near and you actually grab that pitchfork you will, more than likely, do it for the wrong reason supporting the very idea or persons that got us into the mess in the first place.

The end of life as we know it will happen soon, very soon. Are you ready for it?