Facts of the ages – what you should know. Part I

While the Greatest Depression continues to gain momentum most people seem utterly clueless as to why, and what is possibly worse is that no one seem to understand the scope of it.

So what do I see that others don´t? And are there actual evidence to my claims? I´ve compiled a wee tiny thingy (in two parts, next to come) to point to reality.

Remember this is not the ramblings of a madman, it’s not made-up stories to frighten you, and am not a tin-foil hat seeing reptiles taking over the world through Illuminati.

These are facts. Hard, straightforward, irrefutable, undeniable and absolute facts. Although I´ve here in this post left out the scam of GDP and how governments “work”, this is the base and from this you can draw the same conclusion as I have.

As a final note this is a pretty long post, but this is what you need to know, please read and maybe, just maybe, we can avoid making the same mistakes going into a post-apocalyptical world.

Fact 1 – Money

If there´s one thing I want you to know and understand it is the subject of ´money´. If you don´t want to read everything in this post, at least take your time to read this first part. Because the existence of and the deceitful dealings that comes with FIAT currencies are the most sinister things you can possibly imagine.

This is how you get robbed in open daylight. This is how they steal your hard earned cash. This is why the Greatest Depression is just around the corner. This is the main reason why empires of history has crumbled and fallen. If you understand money you will understand almost everything that goes on in the world.

What it all comes down to is money. If you don´t know what money is, how it works or what difference there is between value, price and cost you simply don´t understand. Sadly many ignore economics and won´t listen when someone show graphs – they think that it’s too difficult, too much over their heads.

It’s not.

Economics is based on reality, base-A math and common sense. You do NOT need to understand M1, M2, M3. You do NOT need to grasp trade surpluses. You do NOT need know what “asymmetric shocks” is and how it correlates to the euro. Actually you don´t even need a degree or any official education to understand.

This is, coincidently, also why many cornflake-economists and knowitall tricksters keep throwing about words seemingly thought-up within padded walls of a psychiatric clinic. They protect their area and their own “expertise”.

This is what you need to know:

FIAT currencies – that we have today – are useless and totally worthless pieces of paper with totally arbitrary numbers attached to them. There´s no value whatsoever in our paper (or digital) money. None!

There are two reasons we use these made-belief pieces of crap in commerce. Firstly because government say we should and government have your hard labour (taxes) to back this claim up. Secondly because you, the people, accept it.

But FIAT money is, at its core, without backing. There are no cars, no refrigerators, and no production as a base for our money. Nothing. And you cannot use it for anything, except maybe as toilet paper. Its phantom “money” printed out of thin air.

Real money (i.e. gold, silver) actually do have value. Precious metals are equal to real money. Gold for example have had real intrinsic objective value and have been THE key go-to commodity since the dawn of civilization.

If you think about it this isn´t that strange. Gold is beautiful, you can make jewellery out of it, and as a metal it has other practical applications – it has value above and beyond the purely monetary. Most importantly though is that gold comes in limited supply. You cannot magically bring forth gold! This is why governments hate it, this is why “experts” say that gold-based money is archaic and obsolete – because they cannot manipulate the amount. The Powers always arguing that in a real modern society we don´t use gold as money, we use paper...

Why is this important?

Because if governments and their prolonged financial arm of big banks have the power to print money and control its supply, they can also decide where that money go first and they can use this power as way of extra taxation. Before I explain why and how, there´s one additional thing you should know. This is probably the most confusing part of this entire story, so please pay attention...

...Money is a static thing that actually cannot be changed comes to cost and value. If the cost of a snickers is $1 million or $1 dollar have no meaning. It doesn’t matter. Think about it. Does it really matter if that note you´re going to pay with have 6 zeroes or no zero if all you want to do is buy one item and everything in society changes accordingly?

This is probably confusing to you but if all else stays equal it doesn’t matter what a note say or how many of them they print – again, comes to cost and value. If money gets equally distributed throughout the economy nothing would change. They could print $985684499 trillion or withdraw almost every dollar in circulation and nothing would change. It doesn’t matter whether a cookie costs $1 or $100, as long as all else stay within the same parallel.

Today’s fiat currencies are just numbers, fictive and arbitrary numbers, and so if equally distributed to all at the same time, nothing changes!

Let´s say one snickers costs $1 dollar today and then you have the cost of everything else (whatever the cost may be) and then – over night – you put on 6 zeroes on each $. The cost of one snickers is exactly the same - just as with everything else, including your salary, taxes etc. Everything have only adjusted to this new situation. The only difference is that now you pay $1 million/snickers instead of $1 dollar/snickers, but the cost is still the same!

If everything stays equal at any moment of time, the amount you pay or earn will be exactly the same no matter the amount of zeroes on and no matter what it says on those useless pieces of paper we call “money”.

Stop here for a moment. This part you haft to understand! If you do not understand, read it again, and again. Check online. Do whatever until you do, because this is a key element.

When you think you do understand think about the following: what if those zeroes aren´t distributed equally? What if, oh... let´s say: Banks(!) get all those extra zeroes first. You´ll get them to, but not at first, only later when they have trickled down through the system.

What effect do you think this has?

This is what´s going on right now, and has always been going on within all FIAT systems and will always go on until the system blows up and/or the people have had enough.

When, a couple of years ago, our Great Leaders went forth on their epic adventures of Quantitative Easing (QE – i.e. print money) in order to “save us” from The Great Recession they did just this; They printed shitloads of money and handed it over to banks, financial institutes and government.

You didn´t get any, the poor didn´t, the unemployed didn´t. Almost all that money went to the already rich and powerful.

What they did with the cash? Well, what would you do if you get trillions of “free” cash? After they, sort of, paid off their debts they went out and bought stuff, mainly stocks, real-estate, commodities and used it to take over competitors. Did you see how prices exponentially increased comes to stock markets etc during that time up until now? That happened because that newly freshly printed FIAT aimed at certain areas from those deemed better inflated those markets.

The fictitious effect: GDP went up! Yey! We´re rich again...

... uhm, hold on... what?

Remember what I told you above? The effect of that printed cash would have been zero if it had been distributed equally, but here they printed and gave it to certain areas of the economy. Important areas. Areas that contribute to political campaigns. Areas with tons of lobbyists. Areas from which many of the high-and-mighty cometh or have plenty of friends within.

And in this case that printed cash actually matters! The extra zeroes actually have effect!

You see the ones who get that cash first and can use if first can take full advantage of it. We don´t have a equilibrium, the money is not equally distributed throughout the economy and so the elitist sphere can, in the short run, claim larger parts of the market and in doing so drive prices up and so drive GDP up.

The real effect: INFLATION! (additionally the rich get richer...)

This is what they CAN DO within a FIAT currency system. This is what they CANNOT DO with real money.

Again: why do you think the elite hate gold and love “paper”?

Here you should go: Aha! And start grasping after that pitchfork, but you see things are a lot worse than you realise this far...

Fact 2. Inflation

As mentioned above one undeniable effect of having paper currencies is inflation. It’s sort of built-in. Automatic. Money printing is only one part of inflation, but the biggest and most important one. When they print money each note loses in ´value´. This is also, for some reason and for most people, hard to understand.

Partly because it’s hard to understand and partly because those above don´t want you to know the secrets of inflation it has been decided, over time, that inflation isn´t inflation anymore, instead it has been morphed into ´an increase in prices´ - which also increase the confusion.

They also want you to believe that ´increase in prices´ is the normal state of the economy. Increasing prices is good! Prices going down (deflation) is bad! This, coincidently, is also one of the main reason for the bail-outs and stimulus being thrown around – to keep prices up.

This is one of the most malevolent misrepresentation of the truth in history. If you fully understand the implications of this you should be loading your guns right now.

If you grasped Fact 1 above you now know that:

a) (FIAT)-Money is useless paper at the very best
b) They print that cash out of thin air and on whims
c) The already rich and powerful get printed cash first

This is important because when inflation start to effect the whole economy it will effect those who get that printed cash last the most. This because “When they print money each note loses in ´value´”.

If we only look at money (again the FIAT variant) and we double the money supply (=inflation) you´ve effectively doubled the amount you need to buy something. Very simplified a lollipop that cost $1 before the doubling will cost $2 afterwards.

Now this isn´t exactly true since there are a lot of other factors that have a say in the matter, so the actual effect is usually much lower.

A main factor that contribute to this equation – in a positive way for those in charge – is higher production. If we produce more, faster and more efficiently it increases the total value of the entire economy so over time the effect should be that prices should go down and wages go up.

But in steps inflation! They print money which makes each note worth less. This means prices instead of going down go up and eat up some (if not all) of that increase in productivity. Since much of government income is based on prices (VAT, salaries etc.) a lot of people will also pay more in taxes.

The Real effect: Over time you can work harder and harder, earn more and more, produce more and more and still get less and less.

THIS is why your grandparents could buy a house and two cars on one salary and still be debt free after some odd years, while in your family - today - you need two salaries and are still paying your mortgages well into your retirement. Inflation happened. Sure we have more stuff today and in total terms live slightly better, but in actuality you should work even less today than back then and still be able to live much better.

Except for that hidden government tax the actual effect of FIAT currencies and money printing consequently becomes: IT MAKES THE RICH RICHER AND THE POOR POORER.

Getting an itch in that trigger finger yet...? oh, but hold on...

Fact 3 – fractional reserve banking

I am not going to tell you what this exactly is, you can read about that yourself. What I am going to do however is to point to the fact that this system is dependent on one single thing; debt!

Without debt this system defaults. Automatically.

I have seen a lot of comments online and heard people argue that this system really is poor people´s best friend since it’s very hard to get hold of money for common folk in any other system. A person making such a claim is either totally ignorant or is lying to you. Whichever the case that person is your enemy!

The system of fractional reserve banking arose when history’s early “banks” figured out that they could keep a fraction of real money (Gold, Silver etc.) that people kept with them and lend far more “notes” in exchange for that real money to people than the actual value.

As long as people didn´t withdraw all their savings (=gold) all at once, “banks” could lend 10 times, 20 times or more of the actual value. People could consequently use “notes” as currency instead of gold and silver.

If one person put 1kg of gold into the bank, then the “bank” could lend people notes equivalent to 10kg (or more). This they could do since most people didn´t want to carry around their gold and if they withdrew, they seldom withdrew it all. So “banks” sort of had full coverage.

The “banks” then figured out that they could charge people for keeping their gold safe and, later on, take out interest on “money” (notes) they lent out to people. And so modern fractional reserve banking saw the day of light.

Those notes then became “money” and later on the only form of money – the reason of this have been told above.

Already here you should understand that the entire system is built upon debt, but as with any tale from the crypt the scariness doesn’t stop here.

You see it is here where these 3 first topics converge!

Remember: printed paper money goes to banks firstly and foremost.

It is said printed money is “lent” to banks from the central bank (usually the entity with the printing machine) since they also pay a fee or “interest” to the central bank. However the banks in turn use that phony money as base for their lending practises – as they used to do with gold. And just as they did with gold they DO NOT lend out the actual amount, but instead 10-20-30 or even 40 times that amount.

This far, comes to fractional reserve banking, it’s not that bad. It could work, and as history shows; it has decently worked.

The “first” problem however is that in order to earn more money, they need to lend more money to the market. Consequently there´s an incentive for banks to have as many loans and mortgages as possible. This also means they will, sooner or later, lend to people/businesses/governments that cannot pay back.

The “second” problem arises when the market is sort of full and don´t want any more loans. There´s only so much people want to borrow or need to borrow. So in order to keep ahead and keep increasing the borrowing (and consequently increase debt) banks come up with schemes unheard of except maybe told in comic books.

Firstly they regard that debt they have from lending out as “having value on their books” (your loan is “money” regardless if you can repay or not) and so they can lend it out again to another person, and then again...and again...

Secondly they come up with new names on paper based on paper based on debt that is based on debt and they lend it out again.

Ever heard of derivatives? There are countless of names for these debt-soaked fraudulent dealings, but the most common name and the name I normally use as a collective name is “derivatives”.

There are trillions of derivatives floating around out there. All of which have very little (or mostly nada) value attached to them. Its only debt borrowed upon debt, lent on top of debt, re-lent to get more debt that they can lend out to increase debt so they can get more debt they can lend to people.

...puh...

...I get tired only from writing...

The real effect: our entire economic system is built upon, dependent upon and totally infected with debt.

And remember: there´s very little value in the bottom of this debt-pile, and the value that is there, can never, ever, never, ever, never, ever, never (!!!) make up for even a fraction of that debt.

So if the system were to collapse... oh my... You cannot believe the fall-out, you can´t imagine what this will do to us all. Our entire way of life would come crashing down. Everything would change.

The funny things is: it will come down!

You see math doesn’t tell lies.

We are, today, at the end of the road comes to this debt-economy.

Have you watch the news lately? Or did you actually take some time off from American Idol to listen to what our Great Leaders said comes to the bail-outs and stimulus packages? What they did say was that we had a problem of liquidity. Banks didn´t have enough money and people weren´t borrowing enough. Of course government then needed to step in and borrow for us. If the market and people won´t do as they are told, government need to do it anyway.

It still didn´t help, it couldn´t help. Partly because the economy couldn´t take more debt and partly because our soul-sucking suits malicious purpose was to increase the scam of GDP.

So instead of letting the markets crash and take a temporary pain of a few years. Instead of letting capitalism work its magic. And instead of flushing out a fraudulent system and start the world fresh anew they pressed more debt into the system, they rushed more regulations into already overregulated areas, and they handed over even more trillions to the very same banks highly responsible for the crisis.

Before you blame the banks for everything here, you should know that this system “works” with the good memory of government and since government is the main beneficiary of this scam they have no reason to abolish it or fight it.

If you pay attention there are still voices demanding more credits available, more printed money to banks and more regulations. Look at what they say about and what they see as the way our for the European PIIGS.

Can you say ´clueless´?

There´s only one way this can end; through a total bust and crash of the entire system. It can happen tomorrow, it can happen a month or a year from now, we cannot be fully sure of when. We can however be sure that it will happen and indications lately points to a total upheaval very soon.

Is there any way out of this mess?

Is there a way out? Sure, three possible scenarios can “save” us from the Greatest Depression.

1) Alien invasion of benevolent beings correcting all and bringing with happy joyjoy feelings to cute kittens everywhere.
2) Devine intervention from God(s) correcting all and bringing with happy joyjoy feelings to cute puppies everywhere.
3) A couple of inventions that will totally change our way of life and bring with a massive increase in productivity. A mixture of cold-fusion plus a magic elixir that can cure all diseases and teleportation would do it. However it should be noted that such things would probably not save us entirely, only postpone the Depression.


Conclusion
So there you have it. The basis of our current dilemma spelled out for you. If you read this post and a few years/months from now still blame ze Jews, Muslims, immigrants or capitalism when you´re roaming the countryside in search for food and employment, well then there´s no hope for humankind.

Since most of you are idiots, I have no illusions about where this lead and how it will end. You will, as people always have, turn towards totalitarian ideas for your salvation. That means tens of millions more dead from wars and famine.

Hopefully even nuclear holocaust! I keep my fingers crossed for this one because I prefer to go out with a bang instead of decades of misery...

Drought victims in Africa? No way! Who would have thought...

Victim of our GramscoFabiaNazi nightmare, will you be next?

Who could have seen this African disaster coming...


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...so once gain I can say "I told you so".

As per usual mainstream media fucks are catching on too late, and still haven´t got the entire picture. Sure The World Food Programme estimates 10 million people are affected by the worst drought in over half a century, and sure a few warnings have been told before.

But things are a lot worse!

These 10 million are only the prelude, comes the Greatest Depression we´ll see tens of millions more.

Who´s to blame? Well, you could read more of my ramblings, but instead I hope you listen to that funny little guy offering you the world and lots of stuff if you only blame all problems on capitalism, the rich, the Jews, Muslims and gypsies.

Much more entertainment up ahead if you do.

Top 5 list of reasons why things are about to go to hell

Have noticed a few things lately that points to that hilariousness I´ve been waiting for. A few hellish indications that we´re finally heading off that cliff. Not that I think we will burn in hell today or tomorrow, our Masters of despair still have a few schemes up their dirty sleeves so there´s still time to gather your belongings and head for the hill. Not much time mind you, but time.

Here´s a tiny list. Probably a lot more indications out there (plenty of economic realities and math to be mentioned) but these are really bending the shit-o-meter far in the “We´re all fucked” direction.


5. Bad news NOT only mentioned on Fridays
I have pointed out several times that for some very “strange” reason bad economic news seem to come on Fridays - just before markets close for the weekend and we have a couple of days of cooling down...

Lately however I would say it’s gone from 8 out of 10 awful news-bulletins cabled out on Fridays to about 4 of out 10. This isn´t scientifically calculated, more of a so-so accurate guess and since I´ve been following the news for a long time I feel like the direction is clear.

To me this is a sign that those deemed better no longer have full control of events. Their trickery, their manipulations and all that wealth they use to gain more wealth isn´t helping anymore. They seem to be slipping, losing control. If this notion is correct our apocalyptical ride down the abyss will kick off soon.


4. Doomsayers increase in numbers
Journalists have started to write a lot more about our day of reckoning and media suspects omething is going on and journalists can almost smell it, albeit not really picking up the true scent just yet, but getting there. Consequently more doomsayers and previously thought of “madmen” get more airtime.


3. Gold
13 years ago I told people to start buying gold. That was before the dot-com bubble bursted when the gold price was about 20% of today’s price (in dollars). The increase in the price of Gold calculated in U.S. dollars is not the best indicator though since the dollar is collapsing before our very eyes and since markets are highly manipulated, but lately a significant increase in gold purchases have occurred. Countries are hording it, advertising campaigns from companies wanting to buy your gold (or sell to you) is at an all time high, and the doomsayers mentioned above keep telling people to buy.

Gold is real money, have real intrinsic objective value and have been THE key go-to commodity since the dawn of civilization. Whenever people (and countries) start piling up gold that´s when the world is about to go down the crapper.


2. Al “fuck you” Gore is back
The man who invented Internet, the man who gave us the infamous hockey-stick graph based on calculations made on one single tree (out of thousands) in Siberia, the man who flies around in private jets and earn tons of money thanks to gullible sheople while proclaiming that humans should fly less and that making money is evil - this man is back in the news. Five years after launching his sinister “documentary” (hahaha!) he´s back with a new campaign to lift the climate hoax up on the table again. Gore´s Climate Reality-project is said to kick off with a 24hrs live streamed event on 14th of Sept.

I truly believe that if there´s one guy out there, one single man, one of the Powers who´s truly and utterly evil to the core Al is the one. Am not a religious man and I neither believe in God or the Devil, but if there are such things, my money would definitely be betted on Al Gore being Satan´s lapdog. He´s back on the scene and that can only mean the end is nigh.


1. The fear is tangible
One of my favourite pastimes is to read comment threads on news articles and blogs (I know...). And one thing I´ve noticed lately is that the comments have turned way south very fast. What was considered “idiotic” and “tin-foil-hat madness” only months ago, is today almost mainstream.

Many commentators even seem to be quoting little old me. I do not in any way claim responsibility for this rude awakening, am not that delusional, but together with a few hundred others (maybe a few thousands across the globe) I have been a voice of reason in a vast sea of insanity. Since many of our predictions have been spot on so far, even spookily Nostradamus + Sibyl + Oracle of Delphi correct, people are starting to notice and unconsciously starting to say the same thing. Others have started to awake on their own. Too late, but at least many are getting there.

Also the increase of people in my private life (that know nothing of this blog) starting to ask me questions about the future and economics has skyrocketed. The fear is spreading, and soon that fear will turn into both disastrous finances and violence.

Another fear-indicator is the day by day increase in surveillance The Powers are rolling out. I don´t think that many others see this the same way I do, but for me this is both an conscious and unconscious way of protecting the elitist sphere. It´s a defence mechanism. You will be dangerous once you figure out how ass raped you´ve been. Once you found out how much they have been stealing from you, how much they have tricked you, how much they have ruined your life, and once you figure out that not only you but your kids, grandkids and everyone you ever cared about and loved have been fucked to and that there´s no way out of this mess, well then you will lose it.

They know this.

They fear you.

That´s why they are buying supercomputers, to keep track of you.

And so the more they impose restrictions and surveillance upon us and the more they are pushing for it, the closer we´re getting to the end of the road.

Regulations that should be imposed in order to save children

Have you ever noticed, as a man, how a urinal has its own rules? Without any written code and lacking handed down decrees men, of all ages, automatically know how to behave (with a few drugged-up exceptions).

For example we don´t look at the other guy´s penis. Maybe with the exception that something so huge is there that the corner of your eye cannot help noticing the enormity of it. Casting a glance over in such a case is still morally dubious, but mostly acceptable.

And When you walk into a urinal and one guy stands at the far end out of 5 urinals and the others are not in use, then you don´t walk up and stand in the one next to the occupied one. In fact every step closer from the other far end can be construed as an act of gay aggression.

This unregulated anarchy obviously need to be stopped.

I propose that government(s) should immediately recognize this problem and first off regulate the size, smell and flushiness of all urinals. This is to not have a discriminative situation against dwarfs, tall people, those with big and small dicks, children and so on. Secondly each urinal should be closed in so no unwanted “sneak-peak” of genitalia can happen. If not closed in at least a line on the floor to mark each person’s space, as around ATM machines. Thirdly only government approved music should be played – preferably containing subliminal messages about the dangers of second-hand consumption of salt and water.

Another unregulated part of life is that of breastfeeding. Sure there have been a few “none-boobs”-regulations and a few stores, public places and companies seem to have come out against having women flaunting their breasts in public, but so far we haven’t really seen a proper government education on “how to”.

Should you use one breast more than the other? Haven´t scientific research been done, government sponsored of course, that favour the left breast over the right? If not, there should be! And is there a statue of limitation on the amount of sucking? Is it better to sit down or stand up?

Why do we let women figure this out for themselves!?

That we still haven´t passed a proper law in this area is beyond me. Hundreds of thousands of years letting females handle this on their own, handing down knowledge over generations without supervision and letting nature have its course without proper official training, and we have chaos.

Anarchy no! Women breasts supervised and scrutinized by government yes!

There are also a lot of areas sort of regulated but not their fullest extent. Like biking. Sure a bike is checked, double-checked and built with government approval, and biking comes with from above given responsibilities, but what about the amount of pedalling? How much is good and how much is bad? Going downhill for example can be dangerous so what is the best speed to keep in order to avoid a broken pelvis? We also have air-pressure in tires, the actual weight of the bike and the softness of the sitting pad that should be regulated. And aren´t there too many different sorts of bikes? I mean lots of choices, colours and such crap. Here The Powers can do much in the name of humanity and children everywhere.

Breathing is another whammy lacking authorial directives. Not breathing in general - too hard to regulate with today’s technology level – but rather breathing in confined spaces such as offices, bedrooms and the toilet. The highly dangerous gas CO2, proven to cause hallucinations and even death among humans, should of course be measured and controlled. Perhaps some sort of breathing apparatus, of course approved by several government agencies, would be sufficient? And heavy breathing from physical activity should probably be banned all together or, at the very least, be approved beforehand by government (which may solve our biking problem as well as minimizing the number of tiny breast suckers).

These are only a few of the areas I see as in unregulated disarray, but there are many more.

And before you start thinking I am a tad ironic, that is not true. I just recognize a few underdeveloped areas whereas, sooner or later, government(s) will pounce down and so I want to be a good little citizen pointing out that am onboard with such asylum thinking. Also I believe that we actually need to reach absolute bottom before a handful of survivors can claw their way up from the abyss and so I will of course help out in destroying this world as much as I can, if not only for a laugh.

Finally when (not: if) your local official proclaim that breathing should be controlled, that women need a breast-agency with government trained controllers and that urinals should come with government approval stamps and government endorsed music, I can again say those hilarious words I´ve been saying a lot lately comes looking at how the Greatest Depression is unfolding:

I TOLD YOU SO!

You are going to die! – Part 49

A safe place you may consider a move to!

I have previously mentioned the scourge that is water. Pointed out all its horrible usage and that more people die from water related incidents in one single day than all illegal drugs kill during a whole year. Even horrible things like Juice contains water!

I cannot believe we still haven´t imposed skyhigh taxes upon and/or banned this horrific substance yet.

Have our leaders no shame?

Why won´t they think of our children!?

But now, finally, we have it in writing from above to! Read more here

I won´t go into this subject more than to refer you to Leg-Iron who also picked up this story.

Stay away from water and remember: if you´re not careful you may die some day!

Another one raising eyebrows

What do you think Dr Watson?

Well, who would have ever thought that Swedish Housing prices are overvalued?

A market where renting is more expensive than buying, and on a market where an average home cost over 9 times the normal annual salary, and on a market where prices have been going up during the worst recession in decades, on such a market there are no problems. None whatsoever.

Of course zero interest rates and lots of freshly (and FREE!!) printed money going to big banks have no influence on housing prices either.

Nope.

None.

Nada.

Zilch.

Cornflake economists, the central bank and your run of the mill politician all ignore reality. Mostly in order to trick, dupe, lure and fool you into borrowing and in-debt yourself.

Don´t you need another car? Sure you do, in order to drive to the gym instead of walking the distance... Another TV? Check. Already a full wardrobe but need to empty a clothing store? Absolutely! Another game, another computer. That cell phone you have isn´t it almost 6 months old!? Wow, time to buy a new one. More stuff! Yey! What can possibly go wrong?

And remember, a electronic store can never go bankrupt.

And a house? Oh, we all know real-estate prices only can go up. That´s how they say it on TV.

And a house is great for consumption. A house you can borrow upon and in-debt yourself even further - which is great when that shiny new cappuccino machine is begging you to buy it.

So they say prices are overvalued? Pfff... Nah, just ignore it. It’s only a figment of your imagination.

Besides, wouldn´t anyone have said something long before if it was true?

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You are going to die! - part 48

one of the victims covered

Algae have been spotted outside the coast of Sweden! This is of course horrifying news. Apparently they are spreading – as far north as Umeå!

Oh no!

Read this article – if you don´t understand Swedish the headline reads: ”THE ALGAE ARE HERE!”

The potentially (sic!) toxic bloom, covering 377,000 sq km, could pose a risk to marine life in the region, warn scientists. However according to several articles in Swedish papers the Algae seem to be moving relativly slow because of week winds. Pewww... plenty of time to get to safety then...

According to Sture Nellbring, a pseudo scientist living on your dime, there´s, so far, no reason for alarm. Althoug, he adds, its hard to tell how poisonous the algae are from aerial photos... (the end is nigh!) He also argues that dogs and kids should stay out of the water. A dog can die within 24 hrs if it drinks enough (no way! Drink enough saltwater and you can die!? How come?). But even adults can get sick from algae - Yes it is true; eat, drink, snort or inject enough of these buggers and you may get diarrhea.

Well, there you have it. Stay away from the water. You can drown in it, and if you drink more than 7L you´ll die and water contains man-eating sharks, eals, piranhas and --- uhuh! --- algae!

Yepp, be careful or one day you may die...

Don´t pay any attention to Fridays - move along now, nothing to see here

Really bad news told on a Friday!? No way!!

What are the odds...

Blomberg

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Arbeit Macht Frei

shut up, keep working and be a good little citizen.

I just love it when parasitical commissars of the EUSSR are discussing how much more money they are going to lend to Greece so the Greeks can pay back earlier loans given to them from the EUSSR-zone that in turn were given so Greek governments could pay off other loans given from the same countries, loans that in turn was taken so Greek politicians could bride voters.

Loans, that to a large extent were hidden away by large banking cartels (of course with the evil squid Goldman Sachs at the forefront) so Greek governments could cheat themselves into the euro and trick other governments and markets to lend them even more money.

And like icing on a heroin induced cake its now public knowledge that EU ´adviced´ Greece to stop aiding the “ship to Gaza” foolishness as a lending condition attached. Not that I care if a few overpaid lefties aren´t allowed to give terrorists (and a few normal people) more stuff, but the audacity of the actual deal just boggles the mind.

So while Greek infrastructure is bought up by the same banking cartels that helped them cheat and fool the rest of the world, they are forced to give up national treasures and to follow the “advice” from other countries comes to foreign policies.

Next up is probably Ireland (again) whereas big banks with the aid and support of foolish governments destroyed the economy and so another, and another, and possibly another bail-out is soon due. Not to mention the Portuguese debacle which is tightly linked to problems in Spain (not yet up on the crash-and-burn scene). After that Italy, Belgium, or any other country in Europe. That is if not the pyramid scheme that is China, the totally in-debted fuckup Japan or the soon-to-crash U.S. of A get there first.

All of this can be traced back to overregulation, despotic behaviour from the Powers That Be, very cheap credits given to people/governments/businesses, and back to printing machines at central banks offices around the globe. You know, the very same “remedy” they prescribed a couple of years ago as the way out of the mess. Print more money, impose more regulations, we need bigger government and bigger banks, and we need even cheaper credits (zero interest rates!!) together with printing machines throwing out enough cash to fill up the Mediterranean.

That cash, by the way, did not go to the poor, did not go to solve unemployment or change basic faulty structures. No, almost all of it - both the borrowed and the freshly printed money – went to banks, financial institutes and governments (the very same entities responsible for the crisis) so they could go forth and buy up companies, keep GDP at fraudulent levels and be able to manipulate markets.

It’s like a Kafka novel, only much worse. Almost impossible to come up with this stuff, and completely impossible to sell to Hollywood. No one would believe the storyline. Too fictional, too out there. How could anyone believe that a plot so sinister that it make Lex Luthor schemes look amateurish had just played out right before our very eyes?

The biggest robbery and largest transfer of wealth and power in the history of this planet have just taken place, and how many of you noticed it? A few thousand libertarians did, a few hardcore socialists sort of noticed it to but as always they come to wrong conclusions.

The rest of you? Pfff... you´re too busy watching survival, American idol and such crap while nibbling on processed fatty “food”. Occasionally you will complain, at the dinner table, to your relatives, but reading about it, checking facts and actually trying to understand how robbed, fooled and fucked you´ve been? Never gonna happen.

And the few skilled people with an understanding of these shadowy dealings are pretty much ignored and/or totally bullied by media. People like Ron Paul and Peter Schiff are nothing more than a figment of your imagination...like your liberty and rights...

Possibly even worse is how media (and you) keep ignoring the consequences of all of this. The fact that 12 million people in Africa are on the verge of dying from starvation and another 10-15 million only needing to take a small step to face the same faith has hardly been mentioned. Although protectionism, nationalism and extremism on the rise, no one is talking about where that leads to.

Do you remember the 1920´s and 1930´s? Perhaps have an inkling what happened back then? Or, looking at any time throughout history when unemployment have been skyhigh, (hyper)inflation was on the rise, and governments “only” had the choice between a crash now or a bigger crash later? Open a book, read a while and then contemplate what have happened before, how things look today, and what could happen soon.

What do you see?

Media, The Powers, big business and banks do tell you that "These aren't the information’s you're looking for. Please move along. Pay no attention.”

But if you really look, think, read and pay attention, what do you see?

This is what I see as a very plausible future:

I´m not saying this will happen or happen everywhere and that all life on the planet will go away, am only stating that this is very likely to occur when (not IF) those tiny little hysterical men with hysterical solutions for a hysterical people emerge.

As always you will vote for such autocrats, cheer them on and/or join their red- black- or brown- shirt squads and blame the Jews, Muslims, Gypsies, the rich, the poor, the white, the black, dwarfs, and Libertarians for all problems and then you will start camps, shot people in the neck and turn in your grandma for a pack of smokes.

You think it cannot happen again don´t you? Well, that’s because you´re an idiot and because you don´t pay attention and that’s also precisely why you will be one of those useful idiots not seeing trains going by filled with crying and soon to be dead people.

History is about to repeat itself – again!! - and I for one cannot wait for all the funnies to really kick off.

This is going to be the entertainment of a lifetime!

Sort of seeing the end is nigh is not the same thing as understanding the Greatest Depression

Am enjoying the decline with popcorn and vodka. You?

First of all you should all be aware that the Greatest Depression is unavoidable at this point. There´s no turning back, there´s no way out and there´s no way of turning things around before we had this inescapable fact hit us in the face and had this Tsunami-wave of complete and utter disaster destroy our way of life. Only then, only after this can we go back to any sense of normality.

Meanwhile our soul-sucking masters are trying their very best to convince both you (the sheople) and themselves that we can turn this around. Most of these four-winged evil entities actually believe they can fix it and most sheople also seem to think it can be done.

Another trillion printed and financial markets will be fine. Another regulation and the real-estate market will pick up speed again. Only one bail-out more sent to the black hole that is Greece and the Greek government will be saved from horrible unarmed people getting clobbered by the police, and then Greeks will sing happy tunes together with their bestest friends from Turkey and the sun will become a cheese factory and Obama will stop spending money on the military.

Apparently this is what most of you believe, or at least a version of it.

Journalist for example are funny this way. I don´t know if you´ve noticed it but I see more and more articles coming out showing horrible U.S. statistics (up ´til now kept from public knowledge). I read papers and they are actually talking about “the depression” and referring to one or two of the many problems facing us.

However they are not really showing the basic math and worse: they are not saying what needs to be said and they are missing the real issue.

The real issue is of course that the Greatest Depression is here. Been here all along. They´ve only managed to, temporarily, paper it over with cheap credits and borrowed and printed money which has created a giant swindle of such proportions it dwarfs anything except for the two biggest lies of all time: religion and Manmade Global Warming.

“The Great Recession” as many refer to the 2007-2009 economic downturn, never went away, it’s still here, hidden away under the surface. What should have become a Depression of about the same level as in the 1930´s, but only during a couple of years and then we would have bounced back again. Instead of letting markets and capitalism automatically purge and correct a fraudulent system, instead of that alternative The Powers That Be went forth on epic printing-machine adventures. Eagerly applauded by (and threatened by) big banks our Great Leaders did the complete opposite of what should have been done.
Since this part Keynesian and part GramscoFabianNazi way of handling the economy never worked before, never can work - not even in a fantasy world in a galaxy far, far away - it of course didn´t work this time either.

This is pretty much where we are today.

Their way of “saving us” have failed.

Most of their schemes to keep the economy (*cough*...big banks... *cough, cough*) above the surface have run out of steam. Propped up markets, fuelled by ridiculously cheap credits, have already peaked. There´s no other way to go except for down – and now our situation is much, much worse than it was 4 years ago.

Of course certain markets, manipulated as they are, will continue to go up slightly or do the occasional jump upwards because, for example, hard working Europeans are forced to bail out lazy sickly PIGS. But that’s just a mirage. A temporarily blimp of insanity.

Another thing you should know, read about and understand (and I cannot stress this idiocy enough) is the scam of GDP. GDP is the magic trick they use to sell you the false notion that the economy is in the black when, in actuality, screaming read numbers are choking us to death at this very moment.

You need to understand that GDP can be fine, in the positive and showing great progress and YOU AND THE COUNTRY CAN STILL be GETTING POORER! Also, the opposite is true: GDP can be going down and it can be a good thing.

You never heard that one before have you? And if you have a government funded degree in finance and/or are currently working within the field of finance or economics you´re probably shaking your head right now because in the mainstream world of cornflake-economy GDP is what matters.

So another thing you need to understand is that GDP is, at its core, a zero sum game. This is especially, and always, true for politicians. Raise taxes or lower taxes, it doesn’t matter, in the short run, for GDP - the number will stay the same. ANY sort of bail-out, extra “created” government jobs or any sort of “stimulus” cannot never ever never ever not in any way effect GDP. It is an mathematical impossibility!

The ONLY way politicians can impact GDP - as if it’s a magic trick - is if they borrow from outside the country, borrow on the future and/or print money and spend it. Again it’s a short-term bump upwards, but the idea is that such “investments” will get the wheels rolling again and lure markets that things are picking up speed and so people (you and I) start to borrow, spend and produce at the same or at a higher level than before.

This is a trickery tried so many times before. It has never worked, it cannot work, but they still try it and you idiots let them.

Again, this is pretty much where we are today.

On a unprecedented magnitude they printed trillions, borrowed more trillions, they mortgaged you, your kids and your grandkids future and they did so on the notion that GDP needed to be kept up and “the too big to fails” needed to be saved. It didn´t work, it cannot work, it has never worked. They still did it, and you let them.

And that last part is actually all you need to know during the coming decades of despair, wars and famine. YOU LET THEM DO THIS TO YOU AND TO YOUR KIDS AND TO EVERYONE ELSE! YOU ARE AT FAULT!

Yes, you should be out knocking off politicians, stringing up banksters and practise knife-throwing at Journalists, but in the end, when it’s all said and done, you cannot blame anyone else but the person looking back at you through the mirror.

You are all idiots and the coming years you´re going to pay for it.

Buckle up and prepare, it’s going to be a hell of a ride.

The lovely prelude to the Greatest Depression

Yesterday Oily Greeks voted to keep siphoning cash from other countries while the first real riots shock the city of Athens. The Greek parliament, ignoring hired thugs looking to kill dogs and beat up demonstrators outside, voted yes to cheaply give away airports, roads, gas, electricity and water to anyone owning a big fat bank. Not that am against privatization, on the contrary, this is a good thing as a whole.

The problem I can see here with auctioning out Greek infrastructure and public companies is twofold: First of all some of that cash being used to buy bargained down Greek stuff comes from the very same banks that helped Greek governments to lie to and cheat the rest of the world that all was well i.e. to a certain extent it will be the same cash that was stolen from the people in the first place. Banks that should have been sized (and/or burned down) and banksters that should be dangling from lampposts but, instead, has got away with it. Again.

And so when the Greek people see their government selling off their entire country to their “pals” in banks (or to those who borrow from the same banks) do you really think they should be happy about it? And secondly, albeit true that the entire country is a screwed-up mess filled with tax-cheats and fraudulent dealings, this “forced” privatization will not really generate positive happy feelings. How would you feel if shadowy organizations - pressured by the same banks that helped you got into the mess - forced your country to sell national treasures to the very same banks?

It’s not hard to see why hardcore lefties and nationalistic fucks are gaining momentum. Yet again EU/EMU have created what they are said to be a safeguard against. This they managed together with really good help from Evil Inc, Goldman Sachs, and their bankster pals.

At the same time as the mentioned Greek tragedy goes on and while the people of Portugal, Ireland, Spain, Belgium and Italy eagerly await their turn, and before everything really goes to shit our Masters spare no time trying to convince us how great it is with debt.

Don´t worry about debt, they say. Debt on a certain level is good for the economy. Consume today, pay tomorrow. No worries, lets follow the Robert Mugabe school of economics! Yey!

Just like the Greek fiasco is a offset that never happened before and never will happen again...

And cornflake economists are out in force - eager to please their masters they argue that debt is a good thing, that FIAT currencies aren´t so bad and that collectivism is the way to go. Such individuals should be on the very top on your hit-list (as a Greek today, but the rest of you tomorrow) because they should know better, and many of them do. Journalists, useless as always, should be next. Thereafter you should target politicians and then the crème de la crème – BANKS! Not that all journalists, all politicians or all banksters deserve to be dangling from lampposts, but just to be sure I would include all of them. Better to be safe than sorry.

Only months left now though. Only months left until the lies will be forced out in the open. Only months until the worst economic depression in the history of this planet strikes fear in all. Only months until marching boots make a comeback. Only months left until you´ll realize what I and many other have been warning about for decades. This is it, the end of the road.

Are you prepared?

A sleeping stupidity

Here´s another shock:

Apparently people undergone the totally unnecessary vaccination against history´s least dangerous flu (of the swiney kind) are reported to suffer 7 times higher risk of getting narcolepsy.

No way!! Who could have possibly known? Oh, yea, that’s right, anyone actually able to read...

You people are so stupid that I´m actually hoping for and happily awaiting a true and utterly painstaking apocalypse.

Scented toilet paper

Don´t pay any attention to the man defecating behind the curtain!

Been out on a shopping spree lately. Bought, for example, a new computer so am back in the game and finally blogging will pick up speed again. Sorry for being absent, I know many of you rely on my wisdom in order to breath and chew at the same time.

Anyhow I picked up another item hard to live without this weekend: toilet paper.

Since I do live in a country with a language impossible to understand I sometimes do shopping simply based on hunches. Most of the time it works. The colouring is usually about the same on groceries across the world and certain words are similar and it’s not like you´ll find frozen yoghurt next to snickers or cucumbers next to cigarettes (although...). So mostly this is not really a problem. My latest purchased paper to be used for that unmentionable number two is worth mentioning though because it was apparently scented... something I noticed during a certain activity...

My first reaction was: why? Why would anyone want scented toilet paper?

This just has to be an American invention was my second thought.

And does scented toilet paper make your butt smell better? And if so, do hookers use it? My mind begun to marvel at and around this discovered scented universe.

Sitting in the bathroom trying to figure out whether I should use my newly bought paper or not, I realised something – this is the perfect metaphor for how the world economy works!

The world is in a smelly situation sprinkled with crap coming out from the orifices of politics and central banks. We have a world desperately clinging on to sidebars trying to (but mostly not wanting to) cleanse the body while trying to not have an aneurism. The news could just as easily be written by, read by and investigated by feces throwing chimps since all that is reported is smelly heaps passed down from above in order to lure the populace that all is well in the sewer. There are no crocodiles, no smell to speak of, no elected rats crawling around, no cracks in the foundation, and paper floating down there is definitely money since that have been decided by those deemed better. The sewer was in trouble 2007-2008, but now all is great again. Well, PIGS don´t know how to flush but let’s not dwell...

We´ve been saved by scented paper with numbers on them spread around by central banks. This is what we´ve been told, this is what our masters want us to believe, and this is the current path we´re on. Print more scented paper and save the economy. What can go wrong?

Of course, just as in my case, scented paper is just a mirage, a trick to make you feel slightly better. Do you really think that scented paper will make your sphincter more appealing? I mean smellwise - It will always look like crap. And do you really think that freshly printed notes from the central bank can cover up the dung pile earlier printed paper have created?

As a man fairly interested in anal adventures I can tell you that a shower, clean underwear and scented lubrication are by far better comes to smell (and taste) than any toilet paper.

And just as there´s actually a real way to smell better around the ca-ca hole, there is also a way to actually solve our financial dilemma. Sadly most people have no clue about the reality of their butts or the reality of economics. As you idiots keep buying unnecessary things like scented toilet paper, you will also keep buying what you´re told from the Powers That Be.

Eventually though, sooner rather than later, someone putting their lips gently up towards a rectum will start to gag since semi-solid matter produced during digestion will linger trapped both inside the opening and around the same, usually clinging on to strings of hair. That is if the owner hasn´t showered or changed clothing in a while.

Comes to the economy basically the same gagging experience is present when looking at how our Masters of despair refuse to acknowledge the smelly reality they themselves have created and instead of taking that cleansing shower every day they hold on to old beliefs that a bath should only be taken once a year, preferably together with others in the same set of water. Shower is unheard of. Also its better to print more scented paper rather than to make a change (clothes). That brownish landing strip ignored.

Coincidently this will lead to (in a near future) rusty appliances forcefully penetrating, without lubrication, a bent-over general public. No jobs, no money, riots everywhere, marshal law imposed, more wars, hellish surveillance increased, totalitarianism on the rise and fascists on the streets.
So if you don´t smell it now, you certainly will soon.

That’s where we´re heading folks, and it will happen because you bought the idea of scented paper.

A couple of weeks of ”noooo way!!”

Really? Not making this shit up?

Having arrived in my new home country I´ve not really been able to make any new postings but the latest couple of weeks have been filled with wonderful news no-one ever expected that I thought would be a good idea to mention. Like oily Greeks needing another bail-out and still fiddling with numbers – who would have thought eh?

And then we found out that Osama was hiding in Pakistan!? Oh my, there´s a shock. And then they killed him! And then they dumped his body at sea making both an autopsy and any form of identification impossible! A nice pile of coincidences impossible to predict, wouldn´t you say?

And when another elitist get caught messing about with tha ladies, all our eyebrows went up, didn´t they? Our astonishment knew no bounds. And of course he´s “innocent”, he was just trying to chat up every woman at the hotel, they said no, and so when a lonely, low-level maid comes by, she´s of course in on it. She consented. The four-winged puppet master Strauss-Kahn, formed head of the IMF, probably didn´t hear her objections with his dick down her throat.

Oh, and it appears that patriotism in France, especially among fellow elitists, consists almost entirely of making excuses for rapists, but only if they are rich ,white powerful and morbidly obese. What a surprise.

But do you know what is really, truly surprising? His wife, Anne Sinclair, posted bail and seem to stand behind her husband, even though it has been proven that he actually had sex. (The rape charge hasn´t been proven yet, and probably never will...) Seem like whenever a rich, powerful man gets accused of something like this his wife, also a member of the same elitist sphere, “forgive” him in public. At least until he has really fucked up. We only need to remember the “I did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky” –story... or any other number of scandals to see the same behavior. One could assume that putting a scissor to a certain anatomic area would be the first choice, but, as said, very astonishly, the elitists band together, even in these cases... to everyone’s surprise.

Funniest in media right now though is by far the economy and all that comes with the Greatest Depression. Journalists have started to smell the apocalyptical meltdown, but only to a degree - cannot jump ahead of the story now can we? This entire thing is so filled with bewildering news toppling every bar-mitzvah surprise-party ever thrown for a Muslim girl in Japan.

So let’s look at some more of our contestants for the ´biggest surprise of the year´ -award.

We could mention how surprising it is that northern Europeans detest the bail-outs, or that Greece is pondering on leaving the EU and the euro, but let’s not dwell on such boring issues.

Italy, Belgium and Spain getting a higher risk rating! Wow, there´s a revelation for ya.

And the dictatorship logic of the EUSSR Kommissars thinking up new ways of circle around their own rules come to bail-outs and the printing press is both high entertainment and highly surprising.

That the UK had the worst April (2011) public sector net borrowing on record as tax receipts fell, is yet another huge eye turner. Or, for that matter, how the credit institute Moody's have flagged 14 British banks with lower credit rating.

We can call it all: The Big Surprise List of 2011!

Following the huge surprises of 2007-2008-2009-2010...

...oh, but wait for 2012...

As most of you understand by now - especially my devoted readers - am being a tad ironic. Of course all of this and what comes next is completely obvious. NOT A SINGLE PERSON with actual brain-activity knowing basic math could have missed all of this. It is not possible to miss.

You could, as most do, stick your head in the sand and ignore it all, but don´t come and say that no one could have foreseen this or predict this very outcome. I did, and so did many, many others.

But I do guess that when the Portuguese come asking for more cash or when Spain’s totally bogus real-estate market crashes or British banks start to default again or whenever any other “weird” thing happen, then many of you will be truly shocked. Again. As well as you´ll be surprised over the revelation that we need to print more money, increase austerity measures and fiddle numbers to keep GDP up. And when the increase in riots turns into full out civil wars, you´ll be surprised again. Especially politicians, journalists and economists - oh they are so surprised all the time it’s ridiculous.

You fuckin morons!

We´re heading for the Greatest Depression.

OF ALL TIME!

Nothing you do can prepare you for what is to come, nothing you say, write or think can stop the Tsunami wave of utter disaster coming our way. You won´t be spared.

Just remember, please, please, for all the people that you love; please remember: Who´s to blame.

It was not big business, it was not capitalism, and it was not too few regulations.

You can, and should, blame banksters, politicians, journalists and organisations like IMF, UN and the world bank. They should all pay and I do hope you make them suffer, but in the end, at its core, this can be blamed on you!

You voted for it! You cheered them on! You didn´t pay attention! And you let them get away with it!

How many times haven´t our masters of despair lied to us by now?

Remember when they told us that borrowing trillions and printing more trillions and throwing those piles of cash at banks would save us from a depression? This, they said, would curve a recession brought on by overspending, too much printing and too many regulations.

Already back then you should have rioted, stringed up a couple of economists and hunted down politicians. You didn´t. Now it is too late, so suck it up like a raped New York maid.

Of course most of you flatulent amoebas will turn towards Fascism or Communism or towards any other –ism with a smug well-spoken head figure upfront. And, of course, this will lead to more nationalism, harder restrictions and very possibly more wars. All because you didn´t pay attention.

History will repeat itself. Again. What a surprise...

Travel masturbation on molestation Saturday

It’s time again. Time for me to move to yet another country and as during previous escapes I will avoid the euro and try to stay away from ugly people.

One thing that’s hard to stay away from however is getting horny during travels. I don’t know if I’m the only one with this problem, but I do curse being a man sometimes travelling while hard and pointy. A woman, if having a similar problem, could always get by if she bought any form of vibrating toy – an electric toothbrush would do. But even if using fingers a feline can easily avoid detection.

Me, in need of bringing that one-eyed snake out in the open, have a slight problem. Especially while doing busses and planes - although I have been known to fornicate in, and on, both. Trains are a tad easier. With a bit of folding of tha clothes or choosing a strategic position a train can be turned into a regular wankfest.

Since I’ll be on the road for about 24hrs and will use almost every transportation known to man, I will have plenty of opportunities to spread my ejaculation juice across the European landscape.

It is possible I’ll use Kate Middleton in at least one fantasy. She’s a hottie, isn’t she? I actually haven’t paid attention at all to the fuss about this British marriage, but last night I did saw the couple in front of one of those child molesters giving them their last rites as un-married. First I noticed Prince William, getting the looks of his father more and more as the years go by, and so a future cause for divorce. Still pretty handsome though, for a Britt anyway.

Kate on the other hand is really stunning. ‘Masturbation-worthy’ was actually (I’m not lying) the first words that came to mind. A real woman I wouldn’t mind dipping my meatstick into.

Anyway, that costly side-show aside, I do have a genuine concern about travelling by bus, train, flight, train again, and then flying some more before taking a tram or a buss where I’ll live for the near future. Hopefully women passing by will be married to their refrigerators and have down-to-tha-knees-breasteses, but with my luck I’ll probably bump into a bikini-team looking for a therapy session.

Throughout the years I’ve heard one or two women complain about how me men always treat them as fuck-toys and that they cannot walk down the street without getting that undressing-I-want-to-get-into-your-pants-look from males. So? Would it be better if you didn’t turn heads? If I were a woman and didn’t get cheers and eyes while walking by a construction site I’ll probably consider suicide. Seriously, no woman is ugly enough so that she cannot get that feedback. If you don’t, please don’t blame anyone but God, your parents DNA or your government. We’ve got too many feminists as it is.

For me, travelling, I see potential ‘wanna-meet-in-the-toilet’-females all around me. Ugly, old, young, it doesn’t really matter. I may even consider one or two males if I’ve been watching Eurovision pre-travel. So if you see me, yes, I will be picturing you naked and I will be doing very nasty things to you in my head - probably involving handcuffs, whips, a dark cellar and me wearing a mask.

Maybe this extra boner-inducing during travelling has something to do with vibrations, or perhaps I am only a dirty man with penetration-angst? Maybe it’s psychological, or perhaps it’s a good way of making the journey more interesting? A train going in and out of tunnels...

In any case moving means that blog-postings will be far apart.

So for a time, probably for a month or two, don’t expect that many insights from here. Besides, I’ve already said most of it. All that is left is to repeat old songs and say “I Told you So” whenever a funny happens.

In the meantime you can picture me in a train franticly trying to masturbate while, at the same time, trying to avoid upsetting bourgeois families and elderly couples.

By for now.

Making fun of retarded people

One of the things that make a person who just don’t care have a more interesting life than others is that we can laugh at pretty much everything. To a certain extent this is of course a sociopath’s behavior, but on the other hand, who cares?

Retarded people for example are really fun.

Not only do they drool and talk funny, they are also fun if you imagine them performing certain tasks. For example: fornication, working as a train operator or flying planes filled with families going on their dream vacation.

Not that retards necessarily would do a bad job, many tasks they are fully capable of doing, but only to hear that slobbering nonsense voice declaring that “there´s turbulence ahead”, and then imagine peoples’ faces when parading in front of the crew to get out of the Airplane in Istanbul and their Captain for the last couple of hours is saying “gooodbyezh, have a nicccee day in London” while his caretaker is telling him not to play with himself in public.

Performing certain tasks such as a government job or moonlighting as a journalist reporting on daily events would of course be an improvement to what we have, but still very funny.

Obviously there’s stigma here. You cannot make fun of retarded and the mentally challenged. Doesn’t that make you a Nazi? At the very least it’s bad taste and morally questionable, but that is actually part of the fun as far as I´m concerned.

Anyway, real retards are excused. They may not know better and have a certain handicap when it comes to everyday life. “Normal” folk however should not be excused.

You see making fun of actual retards isn´t the point of this post, it just started out that way since I´ve got too few hateful comments lately.

This post is actually about you - the real idiot of the story.

In a world dominated by collectivism people in general are totally clueless. Our masters of despair have recently carried out history’s biggest robbery, robbing you. This they did while giving abundant cash to the very banksters and finance oligarchs plotting our demise. In performing this act of pure malevolence they openly, and very obviously, lied to you. Among other things they claimed that borrowing shitloads, printing another load of crap, and giving it to “the too big to fail’s” while handing you the tab were the only way to save us from a debt crisis. If I claimed to be a flying spaghetti monster it would have been more believable, but somehow they got away with it.

Another story sold to you with even less credibility is the Manmade Global Warming scam - a story which is by far the biggest lie in the entire history of this planet. There’s no evidence for the claims, on the contrary, almost all real science seem to point to the complete opposite of what we´re told. And the entire thing is so transparent that I cannot understand how you can let them get away with it. It’s about you paying extra to government while handing over your life-decisions. Nothing else. If you really follow the money the oil-industry is a tiny little petite player, instead its government, the UN and all the institutes and universities dependent on money and grant from government and the UN pushing for the scam. All designed to make you pay up and obey.

Every “scientist” and “environmentalist” getting the word out is either directly hired by government and/or will lose grants if pushing the “wrong” view, and/or a complete loon with a Malthusian agenda. Every single one of them.

I can sort of understand people believing that there’s an invisible man watching their every move and that he will send them to a fierily pit if they fuck outside of wedlock. I can also sort of excuse anti-intellectuals seeing some kind of light in a blood-soaked socialist tunnel. I could even forgive people for thinking that government is the answer to all prayers. But when it comes to Manmade Global warming there’s no excuse. No sickness, no argument, nothing except a true retardation of massive proportions can excuse a person fallen for that scam.

And when we put it all together - all of the madness; all of the lies; all of the tricks and all of the scams - if we do so, can we come to another conclusion than that people are totally and hopelessly lost in a made-belief world far, far away from reality?

Captain Capitalism seems to be asking the same question. And so does The Market Ticker in regards to the Obaminations latest trick.

The continuous lies don’t haft to be big ones. There are plenty of: “Saddam has weapons of mass destruction”; “I did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky”, “Well I smoked, but I didn’t inhale” –stories all around us. In Sweden a politician caught running to strip clubs paying strippers with a government credit card had no clue that he where at a strip club. How should he have known..? In the UK we recently had a big MPs’-scandal with almost every single elected fraud caught paying for double living or buying houses and apartments for wife’s, girlfriends and children, all paid for by Britain’s duped populace.

Or take the elitists favorite pastime; “to wage war”. Not necessarily actual armed conflict, although that is always on the table, but rather ‘war against drugs’, ‘war against trafficking’, ‘war against unemployment’ and so on. Every single one of these stupidities creates worse problems than we had before. For example the ‘war’ against drugs leads to higher prices on drugs and so increases the profit margin and so gives birth to mafias. Another consequence is that drugs become more diluted and you need to buy ‘em from a shady character and of course higher prices forces addicts to do burglaries, robberies and steal what they need. Thousands, tens of thousands of people die every year because of the ‘war on drugs’, not because of the actual drugs. The same can be said about prostitution, alcohol or whatever else the elitists want to fight.

Our entire way of life is a big lie, and what do you do? You watch TV, you eat processed food, drink beer and maybe, just maybe you complain at the dinner table.

What could you have done? Well for starters you shouldn’t vote for soul-suckers in suits time and again. You should know by now that whether the oily salesperson is ‘left’ or ‘right’ have very little or no meaning. You should also have demanded to be free without rules, laws, taxes and supercomputers controlling your every move. At the very least you should have paid attention and learned something from history.

But to me the worst thing about you is that you obviously don’t care a damn bit about your offspring. Not only did you let them take your money and your future, you also, without hesitation, let them mortgage your kids and grandchildren. As if that wasn’t enough it seems that you have no problems letting government hired thugs inject your kids with toxins, or even let them take the kids from you if a government hired amoeba thinks it’s the right thing to do.

I concluded many years ago that the sheople of this world are beyond saving. Not that all of you are idiots, but because almost all of you have made a choice to be. And in a time wherein the information actually is available to all it says something.

There is only one way out of this mess: that you actually make an effort to learn, that you pick up a book, that you read blogs, alternative news and that learn from history. Not only from a far away history, but from the story we’re living right now. You see things are about to turn for the worse and what likely is mankind’s most defining moment is right now. IF we get out on the other side with some kind of decency knowledge is very important because otherwise we’ll only repeat the same mistakes again and/or make things even worse...

…remember: this is a world filled with weapons of mass destruction…

Why we´re heading for War

... and so depression

We´re living in a time filled with the stuff of nightmares. Not only because of debt-mountains, not only because of derivatives or because of impending hyperinflation. And it is not really because of an increase in protectionism or the increase in horrific policies by our benevolent leaders.

No, the worst thing out there has been the lazy complacency of voters. The Sheople of this world have failed. Remember; you voted for it, you did not stand up and said “enough is enough”, you’re the one at fault because you let it happen. This laidback attitude and apathy is about to change – sadly it will not be for the better.

You see when people have nothing left to lose, they lose it. And when they lose it they are not thinking, they are not rational and as a consequence they will listen to hysterical solutions brought forth by hysterical tiny men with collectivism and conquest on their agenda.

Historically speaking and psychologically interesting we know where this is heading; towards nationalism, upheaval and then comes totalitarianism. Our smug suits above have no remedy except imposing more and more of controls, more and more laws, and more and more of the very same that brought us to this situation in the first place.

From their perspective they have no choice. They cannot, from their viewpoint, abolish themselves. They cannot rely on people making their own choices, and they cannot stop rolling out the surveillance society and stop bailing out banks. If they did, they would lose their seats, their income and their power. So from our masters’ perspective only ‘hope’ remains. Hope that a couple of fantastic inventions pop up to bring prosperity to all, hope that some divine intervention will come to the rescue.

I firmly believe that most up in the higher hierarchy are fully aware of where this is heading. They know they cannot borrow, print and spend anymore. They know they cannot fix all or even a small portion of this mess. They also know that all of this is about to explode - exploding into the Greatest Depression. WHEN that happens they are all in trouble. True, people will turn their attention towards Jews, Muslims, and gypsies and “the rich”, as they always do in a search for someone to blame, but leaders ruling us will not be spared. I see plenty of lampposts with dangling carcasses wearing suits in the near future, and I do believe our masters do to.

This is why they are rushing to buy supercomputers that can monitor and control the people. This is why they are forcing through law after law that reduces our civil liberties. This is why they are imposing naked scanners. This is why blogs and alternative news sites are under constant attacks. This is why hackers, political activists and WikiLeaks are regarded as public enemies. They want to keep order, control and, most importantly; they want to keep grasping for that power fix.

To me this isn’t a master plan set into play by the Illuminati or the Bilderberg group to usher in world governance. This isn’t an Alien conspiracy. I simply don´t believe there’s any sort of malevolent conspiracy behind it all. However the end results and the consequences are pretty much exactly the same as conspiracists have argued for decades. And with worldwide panic, violent rallies everywhere, sky-high permanent unemployment and hyperinflation countries will sooner or later end up in war.

Just think about it for a moment. What have they always done before, looking at history, when all else have failed? When there’s no out, what have leaders of men always turned to as their last (and sometimes ‘first’) option?

WAR!

War is a great way of banding people together against a common enemy. War opens up an option for the unemployed to enlist and have something to do. War shifts the focus from economic and political turmoil towards the enemy. War forces even hardy opponents of those in power to buckle up, bit down and make an effort to save the country. War also brings out our basic and ancient inherent behavior of looking after our own clan. Even when the ones leading are apparent madmen with policies we detest, most will fight with and alongside those leaders to save families, save our way of life, our country and to protect our own group, our clan. And if war goes well it comes with made-up gains such as loathed riches streaming in, more lands to settle, and prestige.

Make no mistake, this is the option left. This is where we´re heading.

Take the European Union as example. Inside the EU we have a political class forcing their will and visions upon an unwilling populace while unelected bureaucrats are hell-bent on following 5 or 7 years plans while increasing their own influence and collect as much money they can.

Stability, peace and prosperity are among the most common words used to defend the EU-project. Although those thoughts may have held a certain weight directly after WW II, they are today reduced to useless punch lines thrown at anyone questioning what trickles down from above.

If you wish to put an end to the idiotic agricultural subsidies the European Union throws around; then you´re against prosperity. If you complain over the intrigues and behind-the-scene dealings of the EU parliament you of course want Hitler to make a comeback. If you´re against the euro you want to destabilize Europe. It’s the opposite-game whereas a view or opinion means the complete opposite of what is actually said. All designed to protect the sphere of power.

In many member countries things were reaching a boiling point even before the euro-zone started to crumble. Popular referendums are either ignored or not brought forth at all (remember how they bullied Ireland). Political scandals with EU parliamentarians getting caught in a web of lies are today so common they’re hardly news anymore. Refugee and immigration issues are headline news in pretty much every member state and have already given birth to several very shady political movements across Europe. Permanent unemployment with numbers around 15-20% and empty treasuries are starting to be the norm in several countries while other countries seemingly have come out of the recession. The enormous differences in culture, language, religion and production have come into play.

There were many of us that saw this coming a long way. We warned about asymmetric chocks, we warned about the huge differences between countries within the EU, we warned about the euro-project and said that this, from above decree, cannot last and will crash with horrific consequences. No one listened. Of course not. Here you had several new political bodies with countless of opportunities for bureaucrats, lobbyists and other soul-sucking entities. Why would they stop to consider any alternative when all these riches, all this power and all of these opportunities exist for anyone with political savvy?

And people in general were already fucked by their domestic elected frauds, and so only complained a wee bit when another entity of politics, far away in another country, emerged.

As mentioned above; this is all about to change.

The bail-out of Greece was the beginning of the end of the Euro. Ireland, Portugal and whoever comes next are only a continuation of that first bail-out. Once they started to go down this road they, in effect, gave the euro-project its death-blow. It may take 1 year or 10 years, but the end will come. This because once they bailed out one country they cannot say no to another. How would that look? So Spain, Italy, Belgium and many others stand in line for their piece of the cake. And those already bailed out, will they actually change their ways and never need additional help? Please, if you believe that you might as well put a gun to your head now.

There’s no way out now except - according to those that rule us - to let the European Central Bank (ECB) continue to buy 60-70-80% and sometimes close to 100% of the indebted countries treasury bonds. The only way ECB can do this is to print more money which leads to inflation which in turn leads to higher prices which leads to more unemployed and so much more problems (in exactly the same way as the FED is destroying the U.S.).

Although the fat lady is about to sing they will cling to this project for as long as they can. It will take many years before the EU and Euro projects are totally abandoned, and so they will increase our troublesome situation.

The Greatest Depression is just around the corner - we´re talking months now - but the European Union and its advocates will try, for as long as they can, to withstand breaking up. They do this because the European Union is the wettest dream ever produced by politicians. Within EU walls they can feast on an endless buffet of goods and services while wielding almost unlimited power. They will never give that up.

But when the next oil-crisis strikes, or when the derivatives scam crashes, or when the debt-mountains no longer can withstand reality, or when another war breaks out, or when a propped up market crashes, or when the dollar collapses, or when any of the other deck of cards blows over and the shit really hits that famous fan and so the GREATEST DEPRESSION picks up speed again, then, if not sooner, countries will start to leave the Euro-project and very possibly leave the EU. When that happens all that protectionism, all that nationalism and all that aversion to all things that has to do with EU and similar from on up high imposed madness will boil over into complete catastrophes. In essence the existence of the European Union has created the very situation it is said to guard against.

This is when our benevolent leaders will either step down and face the music or look for that final out and you don´t need to be a fortune-teller to predict which way they´ll go…

The aftermath, if we´re thinking a tad positive and ignore nuclear- and world wars, is that the European Union will break up in smaller entities. I see a Nordic Union, possibly together with the Baltic States and Germany. The Iberia peninsula may unite into one entity; Great Britain may be revived, and so forth. Such development will probably not be a heavenly solution either but at least it will be a much better situation than that of today.

However, I am not really an optimist in this regard. The end of the European Union and the end of the United States alongside many other world changing events may very well also hold the key to end life as we know it. In worst case scenario a couple of freshly hatched dictators will start throwing nukes around, and if so we can say goodbye to half of the world’s population.

In any case we´re living in history right now. Our time will give birth to unprecedented world changing events. The invention of fire, the Agricultural revolution, the fall of Rome, and the Black Death and the quest for the new world were minor events in comparison, so my advice to you all is to enjoy it as much as you can. There´s an amusement built into this entire mess and once you find that hilariousness you can enjoy it as much as I do.

Finally I would like to give you all some advice. I’m fully aware that few of you agree with me, even those out there with a similar political view seeing the same as I do don´t agree with me comes to the scope, length and severity of our situation. But even if you see me as another crazy drugged-up tin-foil hat, there are some minor things you can do.

Having candles, batteries, cans and dried food packages at home is prudent. A black-out or a natural disaster can happen regardless of my ramblings and so having basic aids at home is a good thing. And at least consider your way out, just in case I’m right. Spend a couple of minutes contemplating what you would do if war breaks out. Will you run to the hills? Band together with your neighborhood? Is there a food and water source nearby that can be used? Will you enlist? Only consider your option, that’s something you can do no matter what you think of the future.

Me, I am enjoying the decline. Most of you fucks out there deserve whatever you get, and if I can enjoy the mayhem with vodka and popcorn I am happy. Hopefully some of you will join me. I always have my door open and an extra glass ready. Please stop by, we can watch the news and laugh together.