I was sitting around thinking, sipping on my last drops of vodka, and I started wondering about those radicals in Tjetjenia. Ramzan Kadyrov, the president is trying to give Hugo Chavez, Robert Mugabe and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a run for their money. 7 women got murdered late last year and this tiny man declared them to have been: “Of substandard morality and got what they deserve from their male relatives”. Sometimes you really feel like a feminist don’t you? Anyhow, Ramzan Kadyrov got me pondering a bit about how it always seem to be those smallish gentlemen’s that are screwed up in a monumental fashion. Hitler, Napoleon, Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao were all of the petite variety. I’m not saying all tiny humans with the male reproduction organ are going on a killing spree whenever they get a chance, but maybe size matters?
Ahmadinejad is a tiny Muslim smurf, so he fits the profile. Chavez isn’t really tiny, more of average size and he seems bigger being so fat, just like Mugabe. And those socialist views we sort of thought we had got rid of, is today instead being imposed step by step in western societies by mainly average sized people. So maybe my theory doesn’t apply all the time, which is too bad because Putin is a petite little guy and I’m kind of hoping he might get the show on the road in the near future. And we might also rely on Kim Jong-il to strut his stuff and that guy is really a miniature of a man. But most likely we haven’t seen the next generation yet. We are still a couple of years away from the real financial crisis that will follow today’s minor one and in the waves of those coming fun times and in particular during the aftermath we are going to see a couple of those tiny ones rise to power and one or several of those will not disappoint. Mark my words. So my new prediction is not only the coming apocalypse but also that there is tiny men who will do the most damage. And call me an optimist, but I’m hoping to see a petite woman this time. Maybe a female dictator might do some things to an unsuspecting populace we haven’t seen before? Oh, I can’t wait.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
It’s getting closer people. Fun fun fun..
While Britain bails out yet another bank the US unemployment hits a 25-year high and one of biggest and most important businesses in the world General Electric (GE) starts stumbling. We also have a Chinese government that says they have everything under control but many economists’ thinks that they will soon start digging into their currency reserve. In Tjetjenia they are killing their women like its hunting season and in Venezuela Hugo Chavez are imposing more socialism. Have you started buying those candles and dried food packages yet? As I have said before, you are going to need them.
I also found this on the Herald Tribunes website.
I also found this on the Herald Tribunes website.
Why you should pray to Sophie Zelmani
I’m an equal opportunist when it comes to idiocy and consequently I don’t care which religion you belong to. Anyone who believes in a magical creature/s that no one has even seen or heard from cannot be called anything else but an Idiot. Not one single of all de God’s that humans have ever believed in has ever been proven as an existing entity. And I don’t only mean that none of them has ever shown up in a toga mumbling some hocus pocus, I mean in any form or way. There is not a shred of evidence, not a single fact and not one inkling of proof for the existence of a supreme being. And prayers are equally met whether or not you pray to Allah or your table lamp. And if you really believe in some spooky father figure or some God’s sitting on a mountain, how come they are so inapt that they have created this horrible place? For the fun of it? Actually this is the only thing that might suggest a higher force, that he/she/it/them have a sense of humor. I mean, come on, what else can explain all the things that goes on down at this blue little rock in space?
So here is what I come up with. If it doesn’t matter who or what you pray to - the end result is the same –so why not pray to something real? If you are going down on your knees or visit some temple, why not worship that that actually can be seen, heard, felt and hopefully; touched? In my case it’s a woman, a very attractive woman whom writes and sings songs like a Goddess and never yield to pressure to write more popular songs. A female musician that doesn’t like to be in the limelight. The one I’m talking about is Sophie Zelmani. This girl is still the only artist that makes me buy records, everything else I either download or get from radio. Every year she sells hundred thousand’s off records and she is still much unknown. So when I go to bed at night listening to her fantastic voice I feel a bit closer to heaven and that is what religion should be. I don’t pray to Sophie, but she is in my thoughts.
So here is what I come up with. If it doesn’t matter who or what you pray to - the end result is the same –so why not pray to something real? If you are going down on your knees or visit some temple, why not worship that that actually can be seen, heard, felt and hopefully; touched? In my case it’s a woman, a very attractive woman whom writes and sings songs like a Goddess and never yield to pressure to write more popular songs. A female musician that doesn’t like to be in the limelight. The one I’m talking about is Sophie Zelmani. This girl is still the only artist that makes me buy records, everything else I either download or get from radio. Every year she sells hundred thousand’s off records and she is still much unknown. So when I go to bed at night listening to her fantastic voice I feel a bit closer to heaven and that is what religion should be. I don’t pray to Sophie, but she is in my thoughts.
You got to love them
As myself and many others already have written; “peace” isn’t the thing on the mind of those poor misinterpret toddlers that didn’t get feed enough breast milk as infants. The pitiable bunch I’m talking about is those “anti-fascists” and left wing extremists that throw stones at the police when nothing is good on TV.
You can truly feel the love and tranquility of their message when they are burning torches and marching towards that evilness that is a tennis arena. There is also something profound over communists, anarchists and neo Nazis destroying things and acting together towards a common goal. It’s like they are showing us all the true meaning of brotherhood. And they are all just misunderstood members of society that through their actions of destroying and threatening actually contributes by increasing job opportunities. Someone must pick up the litter and repair what has been broken. And they also give the police something to do instead of the alternative of writing memos about people downloading movies from Internet.
And then you also have those humorous left politicians who love when their followers do naughtiness. They will never admit that in the open, but secretly they drink champagne - courtesy of the tax payers - and salute a job well done. One such politician is the communist leader in Sweden, Lars Ohly. In his speech today at the “peaceful” demonstration they hold against some athletes he is quoted saying:
“You cannot be upset over a game being played without an audience. You should be upset over Israelis crimes against humanity. It’s a disgrace. It’s pitiful. Sports and apartheid doesn’t belong together.”
Yes, the leader of the party that has supported Adolf Hitler, Stalin, Mao and all the other great leaders of our time thinks it’s a disgrace that inhabitants thinks it’s wrong to stop people from watching a tennis match. This is a man whom you never hear complaining over the fun figures like Castro or that Hamas shoots their own people on the street for saying something wrong. But some Jews playing tennis, that’s something that gets him upset.
I for one like the chaos and destruction that comes with these childish pranks and the humoristic speeches from people who really wants to start death camps. Its great entertainment. It still lacking some mayhem though, hopefully during the day and night we will see some carnage. It’s highly probably. Eagerly applauded by a couple of thousands of stupid Muslims and some politicians living of their money, these adorable youngsters will not disappoint.
The heroes can be seen here. Hard to tell if they are “anti-fascists”, “Fascists” or politicians, but who cares. We all love you guys!
You can truly feel the love and tranquility of their message when they are burning torches and marching towards that evilness that is a tennis arena. There is also something profound over communists, anarchists and neo Nazis destroying things and acting together towards a common goal. It’s like they are showing us all the true meaning of brotherhood. And they are all just misunderstood members of society that through their actions of destroying and threatening actually contributes by increasing job opportunities. Someone must pick up the litter and repair what has been broken. And they also give the police something to do instead of the alternative of writing memos about people downloading movies from Internet.
And then you also have those humorous left politicians who love when their followers do naughtiness. They will never admit that in the open, but secretly they drink champagne - courtesy of the tax payers - and salute a job well done. One such politician is the communist leader in Sweden, Lars Ohly. In his speech today at the “peaceful” demonstration they hold against some athletes he is quoted saying:
“You cannot be upset over a game being played without an audience. You should be upset over Israelis crimes against humanity. It’s a disgrace. It’s pitiful. Sports and apartheid doesn’t belong together.”
Yes, the leader of the party that has supported Adolf Hitler, Stalin, Mao and all the other great leaders of our time thinks it’s a disgrace that inhabitants thinks it’s wrong to stop people from watching a tennis match. This is a man whom you never hear complaining over the fun figures like Castro or that Hamas shoots their own people on the street for saying something wrong. But some Jews playing tennis, that’s something that gets him upset.
I for one like the chaos and destruction that comes with these childish pranks and the humoristic speeches from people who really wants to start death camps. Its great entertainment. It still lacking some mayhem though, hopefully during the day and night we will see some carnage. It’s highly probably. Eagerly applauded by a couple of thousands of stupid Muslims and some politicians living of their money, these adorable youngsters will not disappoint.
The heroes can be seen here. Hard to tell if they are “anti-fascists”, “Fascists” or politicians, but who cares. We all love you guys!
Beer Commercial - a profane experience
In the spirit of political correctness I feel it obligatory to tell you to lock away your kids and be prepared to laugh your socks of…
Friday, March 6, 2009
...International none male day...
Sunday the 8th of Mars is the international day for those without a penis. Following the pitter patter of high healed women from different Socialist Party’s of history, “we” have been celebrating International Women's Day (IWD) for about hundred years now. IWD has even became a official holiday in China, Armenia, Russia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bulgaria, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Macedonia, Moldova, Mongolia, Tajikistan, Ukraine, Uzbekistan and Vietnam. And we all know how much those countries really need another day of not working and how great the females are treated in respective landmass. And of course the UN is doing what they do best, waste a lot of tax money, on what they this year call: “Women and men united to end violence against women and girls”. Isn’t that a nice short theme? But many countries around the world are arranging their own little festivities. In many cases its tax money from politically correct governments that pays the bills. But there are also many businesses that bring in financial support. This later is something many of the organizations behind this macabre display of idiocy, lifts up, celebrate and says it’s great that businesses help support womanhood. You stupid idiots, businesses sees women as an income and for a small fee they get lots of attention and they become “none sexist” so it’s a barging. Publicity and marketing of that kind is the cheapest variety.
In some ways I’m actually on the same side as many feminists. It should be pointed out that most of the fucked up things in this world has been created by males and that throughout history females have been oppressed. Not that that makes them any different from males, we have all been butchered, robed and subjugated to torture from governments and different religions, but for the most part it has been males holding that hot iron and deciding whether or not wars should be fought. And there are many countries and societies around the world that still regard women as lower than men. But it is hard to focus on one gender in this regard. Like males doesn’t get killed and tortured? So instead of focusing on women we should be focusing on humans, all of us. Not just on males, females, old, young, black, white or any other attributes we get by being born and just existing. We are all idiots ruled by other idiots that tax and kills us, so let’s stand up and emancipate ourselves together. But no, of course not. Instead feminists and socialists need to withhold that Marxist thought of opposite sides were one always is against the other. Rich against poor, directors against workers, the western world against the third world and then also men against women. So instead of throwing of our burdens of government and the stupidity of religion, we go to government for financial help so we can stop work for a day and celebrate female reproduction organs.
The stupidity of the human species never size to amaze. Do you really think that holding a speech will stop a rapist? Maybe some fine words about how wrong the world is for those with tits will end rape ones and for all? And do you think that getting some females together and talk about vaginas will end poverty in the world? Or that wearing a pink ribbon on your jacket will stop breast cancer? Apparently you do, because you are an idiot.
What you should do is go out and buy a gun and blow the dick of that rapist a-hole, but governments have conveniently outlaw self-defense. And then you should help to stop the politicians of this world from stealing our money and waging wars, but then again, you need that government contribution so you can bake cookies and talk about your pussy. And some politically correct singer with a guitar will of cause stop the stoning of women, why didn’t I think of that?
In some ways I’m actually on the same side as many feminists. It should be pointed out that most of the fucked up things in this world has been created by males and that throughout history females have been oppressed. Not that that makes them any different from males, we have all been butchered, robed and subjugated to torture from governments and different religions, but for the most part it has been males holding that hot iron and deciding whether or not wars should be fought. And there are many countries and societies around the world that still regard women as lower than men. But it is hard to focus on one gender in this regard. Like males doesn’t get killed and tortured? So instead of focusing on women we should be focusing on humans, all of us. Not just on males, females, old, young, black, white or any other attributes we get by being born and just existing. We are all idiots ruled by other idiots that tax and kills us, so let’s stand up and emancipate ourselves together. But no, of course not. Instead feminists and socialists need to withhold that Marxist thought of opposite sides were one always is against the other. Rich against poor, directors against workers, the western world against the third world and then also men against women. So instead of throwing of our burdens of government and the stupidity of religion, we go to government for financial help so we can stop work for a day and celebrate female reproduction organs.
The stupidity of the human species never size to amaze. Do you really think that holding a speech will stop a rapist? Maybe some fine words about how wrong the world is for those with tits will end rape ones and for all? And do you think that getting some females together and talk about vaginas will end poverty in the world? Or that wearing a pink ribbon on your jacket will stop breast cancer? Apparently you do, because you are an idiot.
What you should do is go out and buy a gun and blow the dick of that rapist a-hole, but governments have conveniently outlaw self-defense. And then you should help to stop the politicians of this world from stealing our money and waging wars, but then again, you need that government contribution so you can bake cookies and talk about your pussy. And some politically correct singer with a guitar will of cause stop the stoning of women, why didn’t I think of that?
The joy of masturbation
As most of my friends know I’m kind of a sexoholic, not really when it comes to the act itself, that’s kind of boring, but rather the notion of sex. I already have had my share of sexual encounters, and then some. Tried pretty much everything except that feces thing which even a depraved sicko like me find kind of distasteful. I don’t want to brag and I certainly don’t want to put of some potential female companions of the future (for some reason females don’t like it when we men have had lots of sex) by telling you numbers or go into details, but as said, I have had my fair share. But do you know what I find being the best kind of sex? Masturbation. This because of three simple facts:
1) You can fantasias about anything and make it great. Most things that porno’s and those idiots that like to brag about sex tells you is fantastic, isn’t. Threesomes and groupsex for instance is just a mess. No one knows what to do with whom; there are always problems with holes, changing of condoms and people getting orgasms at different times. Do you know how boring it is to ejaculate and then “help out” others to do their thing? There are exceptions of course, but generally speaking it doesn’t work out. If you take matters into your own hands and fantasize about those things however it is great!
2) You don’t need to worry about things like pregnancies or diseases or even how (or when) to find a mate to do the nasty with. These reasons should have many religious groups praying to the masturbation God, but of course not.
3) You don’t need to worry about your appearance; dick size or that one breast is bigger than the other one. You can be fat, thin, ugly or having burn marks all over your body, but the only one there is you. So you don’t need to think about those annoying stretch marks or that your dick is slightly bent to the left, you can just focus on your particular fantasy and go nuts. And there is also many things people don’t talk about that do happen all the time and those you can avoid by your lonesome. Like those pussy farts or that the girl suddenly gets her period and bleeds all over. Getting shit on your penis from that anal penetration or getting a cramp in your leg just when you are getting to the most fun part. Falling down from the bed and breaking a finger or maybe just getting into bed with someone that is not compatible with you and you just wanna yawn and sleep. All this you can avoid by doing yourself.
So do take my advice people, even if you sometimes happen to get it right and end up in bed with someone that really rocks your world, masturbation is the way to go. Just keep in mind that sperm stains and your apparatus of choice might impose on your interaction with others. Even if everyone does it, it’s still kind of rude to let people end up in your chair that has suspect stains or in a living room with a soaked dildo on the table.
Hayden Panettiere - I’m taking notes
Swedish media and newspapers from lots of other countries have reported that Hayden Panettiere, one of the so called “stars” of the TV show ‘Heroes’, are flirting with some men. No? A 19y old girl flirting? They are also reporting some storylines from her life, like it’s a soap opera with letters and words. I hope everyone is taking notes and keeping up with this news, I know I do. There is nothing better in life then to read the newspaper and find whole pages of a girl is flirting when people are starving and dying all over the place. I mean, why take up valuable space with wars and other irrelevant stuff when the potential lovemaking of a girl is much more fun. Me, when I want to see a 19y old flirting, I download some porn from Piratebay.
Muslims, Jews and other idiots
I tried to keep away from this story but finally I couldn’t. In Sweden a local political council has decided that a tennis match between Sweden and Israel is going to be played without an audience. This because those lefties who rule that particular council detest Jews and Israel. Several demonstrations from cluster fucks like communists, anarchists, radical Muslims groups and neo Nazis (yeah, that’s right, all the fine people of this planet coming together in a beautiful harmony) is planed and have already been put into action. Apparently they want to prove they are better people then those 7 million Jews that keep terrorizing those 400 million Muslims in the Middle East. This by “peaceful” demonstrations, boycotts and by blocking this sports event.
First of all I get really annoyed by the main stream media and the Jews themselves, because as soon as someone points a finger at Israel or demonstrate against action taken by a Jewish community, people start talking about the holocaust and how persecuted Jews have been throughout history. Sometimes this is a valid topic to address when it comes to Jews, but mostly it’s not. Accept for some skinhead’s geniuses, some leftie warmonger’s and that funny Iranian regime we all agree that the holocaust and how other races and religions have treated the Jews were and are terrible. But Jews and the state of Israel have the right to be idiots too. Sometimes they do stupid things or act in a way that’s not okay and there is also murderers and rapist among Jews, like any other entity of people. So to demonstrate or badmouth the Jewish idiots should be completely okay, just like for any other idiotic religion dispite whatever UN says.
But then again, were there are some idiots, there are always worse idiots. A terrorist regime that terrorize their own people, killing those that don’t agree with their policies and takes every chance they get to kill people from another religion, is the heroes in this pile of manure. At least if you listen to left politicians and their brainless followers. And, funniest of all, they don’t care about children being massacred in Iran or that an entire people are starving in North Korea. Neither do they care about Chinas oppressive policies or the dictatorship in Cuba. A dictator rising in Venezuela is fine; great even, but a people trying to defend themselves against rocket attacks and some athletes trying to do sports, now that is evil! And of course they have their very closely linked Nazis as hangarounds. And to this mess we add some Muslim radicals and what a fine mess we have. It’s hard not to feel sorry for those Jewish idiots, not only are they fighting terrorists and several countries, they also have to coop with all the –isms on the left flank. And for the most part they only have USA in their corner.
So what to do? Well the more politically correct answer is that everyone must admit that there is a Jewish state, Israel. This state isn’t going anywhere and can only be destroyed by nuclear attacks, which will never happen because of the religious significance of the area. As long as this fact isn’t recognized by all parties, there can never be peace. Second we all need to stop toddling with all the idiots of that area. The Palestinian terrorists, the dictatorship of Iran, Syria among many others needs to be argued with and told that they are idiots. It’s not cute with a 15y old suicide bomber, it’s stupid! It’s not fine when someone sells Mein Kampf to a group of people and tells them to go out and kill Jews, it’s stupid! The Jews are not much better, sure they have “democracy” and a lot more rights for individuals and they have brought some kind of prosperity to a dessert region, but they have their share of idiots too. Don’t make complete martyrs out of them; those idiots don’t deserve it either. If these criteria’s are met, we might see some peace in the future, but how believable is that? So the less PC answers, and the one I recommend is to wage more wars, start new holocausts - from all sides – and why don’t we throw in some chemical attacks and nuclear weapons too? Lets pile up those idiocies and lets go out with a bang!
First of all I get really annoyed by the main stream media and the Jews themselves, because as soon as someone points a finger at Israel or demonstrate against action taken by a Jewish community, people start talking about the holocaust and how persecuted Jews have been throughout history. Sometimes this is a valid topic to address when it comes to Jews, but mostly it’s not. Accept for some skinhead’s geniuses, some leftie warmonger’s and that funny Iranian regime we all agree that the holocaust and how other races and religions have treated the Jews were and are terrible. But Jews and the state of Israel have the right to be idiots too. Sometimes they do stupid things or act in a way that’s not okay and there is also murderers and rapist among Jews, like any other entity of people. So to demonstrate or badmouth the Jewish idiots should be completely okay, just like for any other idiotic religion dispite whatever UN says.
But then again, were there are some idiots, there are always worse idiots. A terrorist regime that terrorize their own people, killing those that don’t agree with their policies and takes every chance they get to kill people from another religion, is the heroes in this pile of manure. At least if you listen to left politicians and their brainless followers. And, funniest of all, they don’t care about children being massacred in Iran or that an entire people are starving in North Korea. Neither do they care about Chinas oppressive policies or the dictatorship in Cuba. A dictator rising in Venezuela is fine; great even, but a people trying to defend themselves against rocket attacks and some athletes trying to do sports, now that is evil! And of course they have their very closely linked Nazis as hangarounds. And to this mess we add some Muslim radicals and what a fine mess we have. It’s hard not to feel sorry for those Jewish idiots, not only are they fighting terrorists and several countries, they also have to coop with all the –isms on the left flank. And for the most part they only have USA in their corner.
So what to do? Well the more politically correct answer is that everyone must admit that there is a Jewish state, Israel. This state isn’t going anywhere and can only be destroyed by nuclear attacks, which will never happen because of the religious significance of the area. As long as this fact isn’t recognized by all parties, there can never be peace. Second we all need to stop toddling with all the idiots of that area. The Palestinian terrorists, the dictatorship of Iran, Syria among many others needs to be argued with and told that they are idiots. It’s not cute with a 15y old suicide bomber, it’s stupid! It’s not fine when someone sells Mein Kampf to a group of people and tells them to go out and kill Jews, it’s stupid! The Jews are not much better, sure they have “democracy” and a lot more rights for individuals and they have brought some kind of prosperity to a dessert region, but they have their share of idiots too. Don’t make complete martyrs out of them; those idiots don’t deserve it either. If these criteria’s are met, we might see some peace in the future, but how believable is that? So the less PC answers, and the one I recommend is to wage more wars, start new holocausts - from all sides – and why don’t we throw in some chemical attacks and nuclear weapons too? Lets pile up those idiocies and lets go out with a bang!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
buy some guns, buy some ammo, find the like-minded
http://bamapachyderm.com/archives/2009/03/05/buy-some-guns-buy-some-ammo-find-the-like-minded/
Music to my ears… You just got to love this beautiful thing. Let’s do the same people and also remember to buy that popcorn. Even if you are not in the mayhem, you can still watch it and what does it better then popcorn?
Music to my ears… You just got to love this beautiful thing. Let’s do the same people and also remember to buy that popcorn. Even if you are not in the mayhem, you can still watch it and what does it better then popcorn?
Fantastically funny
A socialistic newspaper in Sweden are giving the government some pointers how to decrease unemployment. This is the list:
- More people in government founded educations.
Yeah, we can spend hundreds of millions of the tax payer’s money on the tax payers so they become more aware of what’s going on. I’m guessing that these educational things are about learning how the rich live on the poor and how government spending can save us from government spending.
- Extra money (or subsidiaries) for buying environmentally friendly cars.
Yes! A great idea, let’s spend tax money on making useless cars more affordable to those idiots that believes that man are the cause of global warming.
- Extra money to trash old cars.
Oh yeah, this will bring in lots of new jobs destroying old things. Why didn’t anyone else think of this? There are lots of old things out there like retired people and socialism. Let’s get rid of those to make Sweden wealthier…
- Lower the taxes for retired people.
Actually not so stupid, people that already have payed taxes their whole life will pay less tax on the money they are getting back that they already payed tax for? Oh… almost doable…
- Increase the welfare program for housing for retired people
Sounds like a theme to help the elderly don’t it?
- Higher unemployment payouts
All right, can tax money be better spent then on people who are too stupid to get job so they can sit at home watching TV? People not working getting more free stuff so we can stop the financial crisis? Great idea.
- More government spending on housing
Yeah, let’s throw some more money on those houses no one wants to live in and repair those socialist housing programs so we can get more ghettos.
- Spend billions on roads and railroads
Because no one else but politicians know how to build roads and infrastructure!
This is pretty much the most stupid list you can think of. Well maybe we can throw in some anti refugee laws and heighten taxes for small businesses, but otherwise, great suggestions! These are all excellent things to decide whether or not you are a stupid person. If you buy this crap, you are an idiot. Maybe we can add a “stupidity clause” so more tax money can go out to those who believe in fairytales?
- More people in government founded educations.
Yeah, we can spend hundreds of millions of the tax payer’s money on the tax payers so they become more aware of what’s going on. I’m guessing that these educational things are about learning how the rich live on the poor and how government spending can save us from government spending.
- Extra money (or subsidiaries) for buying environmentally friendly cars.
Yes! A great idea, let’s spend tax money on making useless cars more affordable to those idiots that believes that man are the cause of global warming.
- Extra money to trash old cars.
Oh yeah, this will bring in lots of new jobs destroying old things. Why didn’t anyone else think of this? There are lots of old things out there like retired people and socialism. Let’s get rid of those to make Sweden wealthier…
- Lower the taxes for retired people.
Actually not so stupid, people that already have payed taxes their whole life will pay less tax on the money they are getting back that they already payed tax for? Oh… almost doable…
- Increase the welfare program for housing for retired people
Sounds like a theme to help the elderly don’t it?
- Higher unemployment payouts
All right, can tax money be better spent then on people who are too stupid to get job so they can sit at home watching TV? People not working getting more free stuff so we can stop the financial crisis? Great idea.
- More government spending on housing
Yeah, let’s throw some more money on those houses no one wants to live in and repair those socialist housing programs so we can get more ghettos.
- Spend billions on roads and railroads
Because no one else but politicians know how to build roads and infrastructure!
This is pretty much the most stupid list you can think of. Well maybe we can throw in some anti refugee laws and heighten taxes for small businesses, but otherwise, great suggestions! These are all excellent things to decide whether or not you are a stupid person. If you buy this crap, you are an idiot. Maybe we can add a “stupidity clause” so more tax money can go out to those who believe in fairytales?
People still don’t want to pay?
Okay, if you idiots still don’t want to pay for a marriage between idiots living on your money, how about this; Put CSN to rest! CSN (freely translated into: Central student nutjobs) which is a government plot to let students borrow money from the tax payers in order to get fine educations like being a Doctor in feminism or getting pretty titles like “governmental stooge” is a terrible machine of idiocy. If you call them you need to wait for hrs, if you need their help they will refer you around until you go crazy and they cost billions upon billions. All in the name of stupidity. So if we cut this foolishness down we can pay for hundreds of royal weddings and still have money over to get drunk. I think this is a great idea. Every person in Sweden can get drunk and we can pay for the princess wedding, at the same time! I mean, does it get any better?
New bears to be snuffed
Well apparently some new little cute cuddly baby bears have been born in Sweden. I don’t know what the positivism is about, more things that can kill us out there? We should be massacring them, not “ahhh..” ing them. I suggest we issue a standing killing order for everything that moves and have teeth. Things that can harm us are things that are in the way. I hear that the gas chamber is pretty nice way to go, let’s put these adorable little things in one of those and turn on the mayhem.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Today’s two biggest morons
Gordon Brown, the prime minister of Great Britain visited United States and among other things held a speech at the Congress. This grinning fat bastard has in oh so many ways fucked up UK that its former glory is totally gone in unemployment and demonstrations and everywhere you look there is a camera recording you. His solution? Borrow money to keep the fictive spending running. And when that doesn’t work? Go to the printing machine. Guttenberg’s invention makes it easy to print more monopoly money and keep the charade up for a while longer. And when that doesn’t work and some banks go down? Then we do both! We borrow and we print. Happy shiny people dancing!
And his host - the one who soon will start a civil war - Obama Bin Laden, he doesn’t want to be less. He is going on the mother spending spree of all spending sprees in history. America’s problem is that fictive interest rates and huge governmental loans have been keeping the American people in a bubble of spending money that doesn’t exist. And the solution that keeps coming back is to print more money. Now the idiot are going to spend more money that doesn’t exist to inflate the bubbles to temporary keep the theater going for one act more.
Peter Schiff, Marc Faber and several others have been warning for years, only getting titled “Dr Doom” or some other cute epithet to make them into goofballs. But you don’t need to be a genius or even know that much about economy to get it. All you need to do is to not be an idiot, which is very hard for most humans. But think about it like this; if you have 10 000$ and someone tells you to give them 4 000$ and just by giving them this money you then can buy a car and a house for 5000$ instead of the real cost which is 20000$. Wouldn’t you be a bit suspicious? Where did the rest of the money go? And if this goes on and on and on over years, don’t you think that it comes a time when you need to pay one way or the other? That’s were that nice little apocalypse comes in. As I have said before people, start buying canes, candles and get your own crops. You are going to need it.
And his host - the one who soon will start a civil war - Obama Bin Laden, he doesn’t want to be less. He is going on the mother spending spree of all spending sprees in history. America’s problem is that fictive interest rates and huge governmental loans have been keeping the American people in a bubble of spending money that doesn’t exist. And the solution that keeps coming back is to print more money. Now the idiot are going to spend more money that doesn’t exist to inflate the bubbles to temporary keep the theater going for one act more.
Peter Schiff, Marc Faber and several others have been warning for years, only getting titled “Dr Doom” or some other cute epithet to make them into goofballs. But you don’t need to be a genius or even know that much about economy to get it. All you need to do is to not be an idiot, which is very hard for most humans. But think about it like this; if you have 10 000$ and someone tells you to give them 4 000$ and just by giving them this money you then can buy a car and a house for 5000$ instead of the real cost which is 20000$. Wouldn’t you be a bit suspicious? Where did the rest of the money go? And if this goes on and on and on over years, don’t you think that it comes a time when you need to pay one way or the other? That’s were that nice little apocalypse comes in. As I have said before people, start buying canes, candles and get your own crops. You are going to need it.
You are going to die! Part XV
I have already written about the most common ways to get killed, by the government or through religion. I have also mentioned lots of other stuff that might kill you, but one thing has so far eluded me. Well I have even mentioned it, but still it wasn’t really on my mind. This is also one of the most common ones to make you into worm food, namely “old age”. For those of you who are “lucky” enough to live in a country or in a time when your own politician isn’t actively trying to kill you and religion isn’t really the hip thing to believe in, old age is actually the most likely way to go. As long as there are no huge plagues hitting us that is. I also believe that the main reasons why I hardly even thought about this before now is because none of us wants to think about it. I mean suddenly we cannot run, jump, fight or drink as much as before. Our eyesight becomes terrible, we cannot hear what our grandchildren are saying (thank God) and we need to get up to the toilet 5 times each night. And then it only gets worse and then you die. Not really a good notion now is it?
We all know we are going away and somewhere inside we actually know we are going to die, but growing old? No way! Women are most firm and loveable around 15-16 years old, they are sexiest around 18-25 and then it just goes downhill. Women instead develop saggy tits, stretch marks, bad teeth, floppy arms and increasing bitterness over losing their beauty so they complain and become outraged over those porno’s and belly buttons they too would love to have been a part of if they were younger. And men are not a bit better. We keep watching football, playing videogames, drinking beer and watching those 15-16 year olds like we never got older. We get to be sick miserable old bastards that cannot look at a fountain without pissing and wants to drive a Ferrari even if we cannot see the road in front of us. We lose our hair, our muscles and our sexdrive but we still pretend like we are the hunk of the Mediterranean.
But the funny part of dying old isn’t the idiocy of operations, none aging pills or some other crap we believe in. No the fun part is to be so old you need a nurse to change your diapers and some young woman – who you really want to fuck - is cleaning your scrotum and you cannot even get a stiffy. Your loved one has abandoned you accept on Christmas when you get a “get well card”. No one needs you or wants to be around you except other old farts who want to learn how to play Chess. This is it the time when you wish that your politician had been a communist idiot who would have killed you before. This is the time when you don’t even have the money or strength to buy PCP and go nuts one last time. You are just withering away, one old person among millions, soon to be forgotten. And then what do you do? Well most old idiots turn to the thing that really is going to kill you, religion. Others just rot away slowly. Either way isn’t death fun?
We all know we are going away and somewhere inside we actually know we are going to die, but growing old? No way! Women are most firm and loveable around 15-16 years old, they are sexiest around 18-25 and then it just goes downhill. Women instead develop saggy tits, stretch marks, bad teeth, floppy arms and increasing bitterness over losing their beauty so they complain and become outraged over those porno’s and belly buttons they too would love to have been a part of if they were younger. And men are not a bit better. We keep watching football, playing videogames, drinking beer and watching those 15-16 year olds like we never got older. We get to be sick miserable old bastards that cannot look at a fountain without pissing and wants to drive a Ferrari even if we cannot see the road in front of us. We lose our hair, our muscles and our sexdrive but we still pretend like we are the hunk of the Mediterranean.
But the funny part of dying old isn’t the idiocy of operations, none aging pills or some other crap we believe in. No the fun part is to be so old you need a nurse to change your diapers and some young woman – who you really want to fuck - is cleaning your scrotum and you cannot even get a stiffy. Your loved one has abandoned you accept on Christmas when you get a “get well card”. No one needs you or wants to be around you except other old farts who want to learn how to play Chess. This is it the time when you wish that your politician had been a communist idiot who would have killed you before. This is the time when you don’t even have the money or strength to buy PCP and go nuts one last time. You are just withering away, one old person among millions, soon to be forgotten. And then what do you do? Well most old idiots turn to the thing that really is going to kill you, religion. Others just rot away slowly. Either way isn’t death fun?
Why?
I read about some “big” news today from Sweden. Apparently some politicians tried to rent out his house for large amount. First I didn’t get it, what was the news. Was it a rat infested dump with no windows and did he try to sell it to some blind people? No, not at all. I actually scratched my head for a couple of seconds before I realized that you cannot be rational or think logically when it comes to the human race. What he has done was to try to get as much money as possible out of the deal. No force involved, only an ad which you could say yes or no to or just ignore like most people would have. But you see this guy also happen to be a politician. Don’t get me wrong, every time a politicians is getting stringed up or thrown to the wolfs is like a birthday to me, but this guy didn’t use the enforcement of the police, he didn’t impose a law to force us to rent his house and he didn’t even use his political connections to market the place, so the only thing he did was an idiotic attempt to rent his place to some sucker. No one did take the bait, but now this politician in question is getting keelhauled and rinsed. Why?
For once you have in one case an honest politician that not only gives you a choice but also don’t use the destructive force of the state to force us, and he is getting punished for it? Have you no common sense at all you bloody idiotic phlegm sucking bastards!? They are sending the police to take your things and money and maybe even kill you, but that’s no problem. They are stealing over half of your salary and you don’t mind. They decide everything in your life from birth until death but that’s just passes you by. But some poor longhaired idiotic politician’s tries to rent you something in the open and without any strings and you get mad? Who are you idiots and what the hell are you doing on my planet?
For once you have in one case an honest politician that not only gives you a choice but also don’t use the destructive force of the state to force us, and he is getting punished for it? Have you no common sense at all you bloody idiotic phlegm sucking bastards!? They are sending the police to take your things and money and maybe even kill you, but that’s no problem. They are stealing over half of your salary and you don’t mind. They decide everything in your life from birth until death but that’s just passes you by. But some poor longhaired idiotic politician’s tries to rent you something in the open and without any strings and you get mad? Who are you idiots and what the hell are you doing on my planet?
I truly love Anna Odell
This woman is kind of cute and have a certain “do me” feeling to her, but what I really love about this humus pile of a woman is that she, of all people, have got the Swedish average Joe to think about taxes and why he/she is paying them. It’s incredible! Here politicians do their best to literary toss away hundreds of billions each year and no one even care, but then comes a little art student pretending to be crazy and everyone goes nuts (isn’t that irony for ya?). If I have known about this I would have travel all over Sweden committing myself to every hospital I could find, wasting millions upon millions and claiming it to be art. Maybe it takes art people to get things going and wake people up? Once upon a time there was an Austrian painter who did show us some socialist arts and now we have Anna.
So you go girl, I’m truly hoping you continue this quest of yours and maybe next time you can burn a Jew and stuff him in the ashtray? That would be great art worthy of your good Austrian painter ancestor. I love you!
So you go girl, I’m truly hoping you continue this quest of yours and maybe next time you can burn a Jew and stuff him in the ashtray? That would be great art worthy of your good Austrian painter ancestor. I love you!
Give the royals a break
I don’t know why people don’t want the tax payers to pay for the crown princess wedding, maybe they don’t know that they are going to pay for it no matter if the king or the government signs the check? Either way, here is a good solution; throw 2 full time politicians into the nearest river and don’t replace them. In the long run even a big plus!
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
A pink dolphin? That would look good stuffed and dead
Some animals are great to kill, like tigers and elephants, just to prove you are better than they are. Others are great to kill because they are in the way, like polar bears. Others need to be put down because of their evilness like Koala Bears or those retched cows. But the biggest satisfaction might come from those rare finds, like a pink Dolphin for instance. I mean who wouldn’t love that thing dead and stuffed in your living room? The only thing I wondering about is if there is more of them or will one of these soon to be dead and stuffed things be the only example?
Soon at a funeral near you.
Oink oink again…
One youngster in Sweden has been convicted of saying “Nöff nöff” (Oink oink) to a couple of pigs… oh... sorry, police officers. His terrible sentence after being dragged to court and costing the tax payers a bundle is a fee of 200kr (around 18 pounds). The same 15y old can now go to school and call his fellow classmates hookers and pimps and he can even yell to the teacher and get nothing but maybe lower grades. This is completely absurd. Why did the prosecutor drag this to court? Didn’t the police officers have murderers or rapist to run after? And why should the tax payers pay for this crap?
I know that the police are the prolonged arm of the government and that they sometimes shoot and kill harmless citizen, but normally I actually have respect and some confidence in the police, but this is just ridiculous. Here you have some pictures (maybe I can cost some money to?):
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I know that the police are the prolonged arm of the government and that they sometimes shoot and kill harmless citizen, but normally I actually have respect and some confidence in the police, but this is just ridiculous. Here you have some pictures (maybe I can cost some money to?):
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Maybe you won’t die?
I don’t know how many of you that remembers the Ozone thingy in the 80’s. It was its times “Environmental disaster!” Apparently refrigerators, hairspray and greenhouse gases nibbled away at the ozone layer creating a hole that became bigger for each day you picked up the newspaper. Doomsday analysts like scientists, biologists and politicians spoke of “a new ice age” (or much hotter climate, depending on the day) and Cancer was going to be the biggest plague mankind had ever seen. Predictions about the future of humans and the cancer that were going to hit us all were gloomy at best. If those predictions had been right there would have been piles of people everywhere dead or dying from cancer. Suddenly I read in today’s paper that the ozone layer is getting thicker… what..? No death and Cancer epidemics? How come? Did the scientists, biologist’s politicians and Armageddon spokespersons get it wrong? That has never happen before…
How you know you are an idiot
There is lots of indication of your stupidity. Praying towards Mecca and contemplating to blow up an airplane in order to be hugged by some virgins is a pretty sure sign of idiocy. If you believed that the Bible should be read literary or that Obama will be good for America is other good signs of your insanity. I can count up several ways of measuring your low intelligence, but something that never fails is this question:
“Do you believe that the government can give you something?”
99, 9% of all people will answer yes to this and other follow up questions like: Can you get free education? Is healthcare free of charge? Can the government help you get a job? And so on. Consequently 99, 9% of all people on this planet are idiots. And there is really no end to this madness. People have thought and still believe that politicians can give them cheaper groceries, better theaters or even better sports teams. Trash collecting can be: “complimentary” and things like water and electricity can be: “on the house”, all we haft to do is: let politicians make the decisions and give us these things. In the traces of the resent financial crisis people believe that if the government increase spending and help us with some more money, it will be fixed. How did you all become so dense and without any sense of reality?
If you are one of the few people on this planet that know that the unnecessary roundabout of governments not only don’t make things “free” or “cheaper” but in reality actually does the complete opposite, than you have some grey matter working for you. Not that it helps, if you are anything like me you drink a lot, do drugs, and sleep with strangers or run away as much as possible from that annoying reality. Knowledge isn’t bliss people and maybe that’s the answer to why you all are so incredible stupid, you don’t want to know.
“Do you believe that the government can give you something?”
99, 9% of all people will answer yes to this and other follow up questions like: Can you get free education? Is healthcare free of charge? Can the government help you get a job? And so on. Consequently 99, 9% of all people on this planet are idiots. And there is really no end to this madness. People have thought and still believe that politicians can give them cheaper groceries, better theaters or even better sports teams. Trash collecting can be: “complimentary” and things like water and electricity can be: “on the house”, all we haft to do is: let politicians make the decisions and give us these things. In the traces of the resent financial crisis people believe that if the government increase spending and help us with some more money, it will be fixed. How did you all become so dense and without any sense of reality?
If you are one of the few people on this planet that know that the unnecessary roundabout of governments not only don’t make things “free” or “cheaper” but in reality actually does the complete opposite, than you have some grey matter working for you. Not that it helps, if you are anything like me you drink a lot, do drugs, and sleep with strangers or run away as much as possible from that annoying reality. Knowledge isn’t bliss people and maybe that’s the answer to why you all are so incredible stupid, you don’t want to know.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Frightening (happy) rumors in the UK
Okay, u need to understand that most of the guys these rumors comes from are either libertarians anti governmental idiots like myself or conspiracy buffs, but still. There are several indications and the source are not only one or two people, but several. Apparently soldiers transfers to regiments and other units in the UK to have “home duties” are being undertaken based upon whether an individual was prepared to ‘open fire’ on UK citizens during civil disturbances. There are also indications on stockpiling of teargas and certain weapons.
I have no problems believing these rumors. The British government has pretty much given up already, printing lots of money and loaning billions to keep up appearances will not be enough and they know it. Big demonstrations in Ireland and minor ones on the British Isles are just the starting points. When the real dip in the economy hits the world and the British people in particular, riots are very likely and what will the government do then?
In the states the maniac Obama are doing his part to create a world in turmoil and I promise you all that the economic crisis have just started. What we need now is that spark to get things going. Let’s say China gets a rebellion, which isn’t that unthinkable, or that we get an extra war somewhere (India VS Pakistan maybe?) or that some huge companies like Microsoft drops in profits like a stone. Than that’s it, no returning from that people.
Seriously now, I am actually looking for a place of refuge, somewhere to live and grow my own crops. Please let me know if you want to take a part in it. I’m thinking some Island outside the southern parts of Africa.
Mass murdering idiots
Mattias Flink, the Swedish military officer who murdered 7 people in Falun (a small town in middle of Sweden) 1994 is going to appear on Swedish TV. Apparently this made of manure idiot wants a time limited sentence and are partly doing some boohooing and partly claiming that no one gets better of sitting in jail. No one wants you to be better you a-hole! We want you to suffer, getting tortured and molested by big Bubba, preferable for all eternity. And if you ever get out of jail I really hope there is someone lurking on that grassy knoll shooting your knee caps into little pieces. Death is too easy.
I actually have some personal interest in this story. I was out on town partying that night 14,5 years ago, going by his hideout by buss on my way home at the same time as he starting shooting and I also partly did known a pair of his victims. Not closely, but still. Also I did my military service at the same military base just after that idiot had spread death around him. Well if they ever let him loose, I hope some supermarket get with the program and start selling a “Flink-box” containing pictures, a home address and some electrical appliances together with a bottle of Vodka.
Speaking of porn
Moving to Scotland was a great move and getting the hell away from the squared torment of the accountant state where everything needs to be “average”, cannot be overstated enough in regard to increasing of happiness. So far I also enjoy my work and having a general good time. Until a day or so ago the only thing bugging me was all those idiotic coins that they have out on these islands. Then I discovered school uniforms in town. I cannot help myself, I think of porn and sex even if there is a petite little girl way below legal age walking by me. For the first time in my life I actually feel like a dirty old man and I do actually blame porn (especially those Japanese perverts) for this notion. I love porn and for the most part those feminist idiots have it all wrong, but porn can affect you. For the most part the effect is a good one, increasing your fantasy, letting of some steam and we all love watching naked people. But apparently there is also some “negative” things about it. I do hope those potential Scottish people who read this don’t take it the wrong way and target me on town for a bashing. I have no erotic feelings towards those girls, just that feeling of connecting their outfits to porn. We don’t have those school uniforms in Sweden and the only time you really see them is if you are lucky and find some girl that like playing games.
Why I don’t vote for those Pirates
Despite having a great name that leads me to think about porn and not the sword buckling robbers (even if those porn’s also exist) and in general having a good agenda and having my full support in those political trials they are in right now, I will still not vote for them. Why? Because of three good reasons. First of all, their entire leadership board and most of their active visible members consists of men and I need my female fix. Some cute brunette from one of those Pirate movies would be great! But seriously, having some computer nerds with beards who’s only “vitamins” comes from Coca-Cola mixed with some pimply faced Tomb raider fans doesn’t really do it for me. Okay, this is a bit to judgmental and probably inaccurate in most aspects, but the ongoing trial and what you see on the net don’t really sell those guys as manly hunks. Now I’m no Adonis myself and I don’t really care about looks, but what I’m saying is that there is too much nerd solidarity over the whole project. My second reason is that their agenda and organization is a bit too loose for my taste. I have grown up with well structure organizations and I actually believe that those are best for the most part. I like to know who’s in charge so I can buy him/her beer when doing something good and slapping the face if things are going downhill. And having no real agenda accept for collecting some pro privacy and anti copyright opinions doesn’t really do it for me. Despite what some people think, I’m no fan of chaos or anarchy. I’m actually quite conservative when it comes to shove. At least it would be nice to see a couple of more questions on the table. What about healthcare? Taxes? EU? The Environment? I’m not going to vote for some loosely affiliated hackers that turns out to be Karl Marx fans. At least give us something more touchable. I also believe that when it comes to real elections this is The Pirate Party’s biggest problem. Thirdly, and most importantly; I don’t vote. To vote is to support the idiocy that makes up the evil plot of democracy. If you vote you are a part of the problem and the one who votes should never complain about anything those useless politicians do.
If those Pirate dudes finds some beautiful lady to put on the ballot I will consider casting a vote, just to increase the level of sexiness among politicians, it’s much needed. But otherwise I will relax and watch the entire headless chicken compound vote for an idiotic speaker so they can live in an idiotic society until their idiotism leads to that apocalypse I’m waiting for.
”s” like in stupidity
Some dense human piles of fertilizer thinks it’s a good idea to spend a couple of million of the taxpayers money on a symbol in blue and yellow symbolizing Sweden with a: ”S”. Then Sweden, as chair country for EU, will host a hundred plus meetings for the parasitical power-hungry elite of Europe, throwing away more millions. Isn’t there some better way we can spend all the billions upon billions that politicians all over Europe cost us each year? Maybe we can build a huge stairway to heaven or if we throw the money in the fire it would at least bring us some heat. Both these suggestions are more suitable use of money.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Who should you trust?
The older media with the journalists who are used to the light and comforts of rubbing elbows with those in power are apparently getting more and more frustrated. And one of the larger newspapers in Sweden has an editorial today which doesn’t say anything, but in the end, they ad the question:”who should you trust in the public debate”. Referring to the blogs and private citizen doing their own journalism and digging without the help of those in power.
I went through several coursers during my time as active politician and learn to know and understand the journalistic elite. First of all they are unbelievable lazy. If you hand them a story that they can print during their coffee break, they will love you. If you put a little bit of spin on it, great, but the important thing is to send it in before 10am so they either can take it with them on the morning meeting and/or can skip doing anything during the rest of the day; they already got their story. And if they need to write something else or fill out the paper, all their stories comes from other journalists or newspapers, often they don’t even check the story or even reflect over its authenticity. If you don’t believe me in this regard, sit down and check the biggest newspapers and stations around the world late at evening and the day after most of those stories will end up in your local paper. And during the course of day those little headlines that you can read on BBC will pop up on your national papers, often with a little poll attached to it. So they are very lazy and easy to get onboard with a story. Secondly the elite journalists are very close to those in power. It can be government officials, high ranking politicians or big business owners, but all journalists with some “respect” knows who is who. Very often the journalist even gets married or sleeps with those in power. I know it sounds like a bad movie, but it is true, it happens much more often than you think. And thirdly, which is the most important part, they need to spin things. Even if they are lazy and sexcrazy and desperately needs attention, they do posses a large amount of creativity. So then we come to the headline game; which means that the journalist can take anything and make it into a story and I really do mean anything. With some colorful words and a catchy headline you can always fool the idiotic populace to buy the paper. It can be a statement, harmless and completely fuzzy wuzzy, but exchange a word and put it in a different context and presto you have destroyed someone’s life, but you got to sell those 26 extra papers. And if you read/watch the old media, anything is a death trap and might kill you. 30 extra bags of chips every day for 20y increase the risk of getting cancer by 11%? The headline will show: Chips causes’ cancer!
Against this old, stuffy and very very lazy group of people we today have the Internet were anyone can get information, from all over the world with just a couple of searches and you have the ones who uses this and their own intellect to form opinions and maybe debate some or write blogs or comment on the older news media’s lack of self-awareness. This is your neighbor, your school teacher, that beautiful girl next door and its happening all over the world. Most of it is crap of course, peoples idiocies shines here too, but there is lots of good stuff being done and of course the old and repressed stuffy media feel threatened. Some regular Joes without a degree and without snuggling with those in power write stuff we should be writing? No way! Let’s thrash them! And when politicians seek to destroy the freedom that comes with internet, these journalists really don’t mind. Okay, they might say or write that they mind, but really, in their hearts, do you think that they are against some fascist rules that will keep them in power and keep people listening to them instead of some pesky bloggers?
So, who should you trust? Basically no one, I believe that people are morons and idiocy is a way of life on this planet. But you make the call, just remember to stop eating chips, stop smoking, drinking, eating fat, and work out to much or too little, don’t sunbath and don’t use cell phones or whatever crap the papers are telling you today. If you don’t listen you might just die someday…
I went through several coursers during my time as active politician and learn to know and understand the journalistic elite. First of all they are unbelievable lazy. If you hand them a story that they can print during their coffee break, they will love you. If you put a little bit of spin on it, great, but the important thing is to send it in before 10am so they either can take it with them on the morning meeting and/or can skip doing anything during the rest of the day; they already got their story. And if they need to write something else or fill out the paper, all their stories comes from other journalists or newspapers, often they don’t even check the story or even reflect over its authenticity. If you don’t believe me in this regard, sit down and check the biggest newspapers and stations around the world late at evening and the day after most of those stories will end up in your local paper. And during the course of day those little headlines that you can read on BBC will pop up on your national papers, often with a little poll attached to it. So they are very lazy and easy to get onboard with a story. Secondly the elite journalists are very close to those in power. It can be government officials, high ranking politicians or big business owners, but all journalists with some “respect” knows who is who. Very often the journalist even gets married or sleeps with those in power. I know it sounds like a bad movie, but it is true, it happens much more often than you think. And thirdly, which is the most important part, they need to spin things. Even if they are lazy and sexcrazy and desperately needs attention, they do posses a large amount of creativity. So then we come to the headline game; which means that the journalist can take anything and make it into a story and I really do mean anything. With some colorful words and a catchy headline you can always fool the idiotic populace to buy the paper. It can be a statement, harmless and completely fuzzy wuzzy, but exchange a word and put it in a different context and presto you have destroyed someone’s life, but you got to sell those 26 extra papers. And if you read/watch the old media, anything is a death trap and might kill you. 30 extra bags of chips every day for 20y increase the risk of getting cancer by 11%? The headline will show: Chips causes’ cancer!
Against this old, stuffy and very very lazy group of people we today have the Internet were anyone can get information, from all over the world with just a couple of searches and you have the ones who uses this and their own intellect to form opinions and maybe debate some or write blogs or comment on the older news media’s lack of self-awareness. This is your neighbor, your school teacher, that beautiful girl next door and its happening all over the world. Most of it is crap of course, peoples idiocies shines here too, but there is lots of good stuff being done and of course the old and repressed stuffy media feel threatened. Some regular Joes without a degree and without snuggling with those in power write stuff we should be writing? No way! Let’s thrash them! And when politicians seek to destroy the freedom that comes with internet, these journalists really don’t mind. Okay, they might say or write that they mind, but really, in their hearts, do you think that they are against some fascist rules that will keep them in power and keep people listening to them instead of some pesky bloggers?
So, who should you trust? Basically no one, I believe that people are morons and idiocy is a way of life on this planet. But you make the call, just remember to stop eating chips, stop smoking, drinking, eating fat, and work out to much or too little, don’t sunbath and don’t use cell phones or whatever crap the papers are telling you today. If you don’t listen you might just die someday…
All heil Rajraj
Like the left winged idiot he is, the Swedish prime minister today issued a statement about salaries among some directors. As if he should talk, he lives a great and rich life on money he has stolen from people, he spends the people’s money by the billions and he decides what’s going to happen with our lives. He literary holds our very lives in his hand and he has the stomach to complain over the salary at a private owned company? The sad thing about this is that he probably gets some support for these idiotic statements and he might even increase his support among the incurable idiots that constitute an absolute majority of the population.
Minority groups are idiots
In UK the work and Pensions Secretary James Purnell announced a drive to ensure ethnic minority workers do not get 'left behind' so Ethnic minorities could get extra help during the recession. As we needed confirmation that people are idiots everywhere.
First of all, where's the money coming from? Could it be that the ones paying for this little socialist idiocy are the same ones who are supposed to be helped…?
And second, why send extra help to a group of people and not others based on the ethnic belongings? I mean, do you want more racism; great way to create some more, but otherwise it’s just stupid.
Thirdly, aren’t Purnell and other foolish idiots who support these notions really saying that some groups cannot handle themselves and are therefore idiotic ethnic groups and therefore need extra support? Isn’t that the same as racism?
Perhaps an official ethnic minority group could be recognized comprising white, Christian, elderly, middle class voters who are now verging on collapse thanks to pension raids, interest rates, and suppression of moral, ethical, religious and family values by a political correct government.
First of all, where's the money coming from? Could it be that the ones paying for this little socialist idiocy are the same ones who are supposed to be helped…?
And second, why send extra help to a group of people and not others based on the ethnic belongings? I mean, do you want more racism; great way to create some more, but otherwise it’s just stupid.
Thirdly, aren’t Purnell and other foolish idiots who support these notions really saying that some groups cannot handle themselves and are therefore idiotic ethnic groups and therefore need extra support? Isn’t that the same as racism?
Perhaps an official ethnic minority group could be recognized comprising white, Christian, elderly, middle class voters who are now verging on collapse thanks to pension raids, interest rates, and suppression of moral, ethical, religious and family values by a political correct government.
I can’t stand spineless idiots
I know I always ranting about how stupid everyone is, and they/you are, but I don’t hate people. I don’t despise most idiots; I just see reality and write about it. But there are some citizens I really cannot stand, and that is those kinds of spineless wimps that claim to believe in something and then do something else to further their status in society. A person that in some surroundings say one thing and in another say something else. A person that wants to be regarded as one person, heroic and ideological, but in reality only go with the flow and never stands for anything but earning more money and status. Those kinds of people are the only ones I cannot stand and politics are filled with them. Politics are all about making deals, getting together and having meetings where you talk until the ones with the best vocabulary wins the debate and everyone vote accordingly. Consequently everyone that ever has been involved in politics have lost their calling and/or lied from the start. There are some that are open and honest about it, Nazis and communists often doesn’t hide who they are and if you talk to them, they will admit their bloodlust. Many politicians also don’t claim to believe in anything or do it for having a job, an income and a high status in society. All those people I can actually respect. If someone wants to kill everyone, tax us all to death or do make a career out of it, I can understand that and at least they don’t claim to be something they are not.
And the worst pathetic wimps of them all is those that not only change their standpoint from one day to another and spit on everything they claim to hold dear, but then also cry when someone points that out. Some tear dripping boohooing and pointing fingers at everything else but their own idiocy and then they go home to drink some wine and sleep well. Those kinds of people exist in hordes in the Swedish parliament. I know of at least a twenty or so politicians, on up high, that really are against FRA and all the other fascist crap the government is imposing on us, but they still vote for it and they still smile to us while doing it, but okay, on some level I buy that, they are thinking of their jobs and maybe getting even higher up. But then you have a couple of them that claim to be on the side of liberty, but still do nothing to stop it and then cries about it when some other people points that out to them. Those spineless wimps are the worst kind in my book. Not even worthy the electric chair.
And the worst pathetic wimps of them all is those that not only change their standpoint from one day to another and spit on everything they claim to hold dear, but then also cry when someone points that out. Some tear dripping boohooing and pointing fingers at everything else but their own idiocy and then they go home to drink some wine and sleep well. Those kinds of people exist in hordes in the Swedish parliament. I know of at least a twenty or so politicians, on up high, that really are against FRA and all the other fascist crap the government is imposing on us, but they still vote for it and they still smile to us while doing it, but okay, on some level I buy that, they are thinking of their jobs and maybe getting even higher up. But then you have a couple of them that claim to be on the side of liberty, but still do nothing to stop it and then cries about it when some other people points that out to them. Those spineless wimps are the worst kind in my book. Not even worthy the electric chair.
Paying for sex should be legal
I never understood why some people (read; feminists) have got themselves all worked up over some consenting adults that choice to exchange bodily fluids and money at the same time. I mean, having sex is legal and it is also necessary for us if we want to continue existing as a species. Exchanging money and doing business is legal. How come then that exchanging money for sex is illegal?
Some years ago I had a girlfriend that was as crazy as I am, well actually in several ways even crazier, but she and I started exchanging money every time we had sex and every time we run into a politician, a police officer or (funniest of all) a feminist we told them this fact openly and preferably loudly. One time a policeman actually did a small little inquire, probably thought I was a pimp? But surprisingly enough, no one (accept the feminist idiots) seemed to care. When I think about it, I actually think that woman still owes me money… I always seem to end up getting screwed.
Some years ago I had a girlfriend that was as crazy as I am, well actually in several ways even crazier, but she and I started exchanging money every time we had sex and every time we run into a politician, a police officer or (funniest of all) a feminist we told them this fact openly and preferably loudly. One time a policeman actually did a small little inquire, probably thought I was a pimp? But surprisingly enough, no one (accept the feminist idiots) seemed to care. When I think about it, I actually think that woman still owes me money… I always seem to end up getting screwed.
Low faith in Mona Sahlin
Apparently the voters don’t have much trust in the oppositional leader. Not really a surprise now is it. She fiddles around with her “friends” and don’t really make any kind of statement that is a suggestion. Sure her role is to criticize the government, but she ought to make some suggestion of her own too. But her main problems are her history with buying personal stuff with government’s credit card and the internal struggle inside her party. But also she is not really an attractive person, quite ugly actually. Well, no one of the party leaders in Sweden is really attractive, ugly bunch the lot of them, but Sahlin is really repulsive and every time I see her face I turn away and I don’t think I’m alone in this revulsion. So she has her problems how to trick voters to trust her and let her run and govern people’s lives. Not easy being a ugly rich woman leading a party with huge internal problems while trying to juggle both friends and opposition and at the same time trying to convince people to let her steal their money and let her control every step of their stupid lives. She has to have some stamina and audacity, so in the end I kind of like her.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Mysterious conspiracies
I have been reading about the resent ”revelations” that people organized themselves in order to get peoples and politicians attention. Apparently one of the journalists that “discovered” this master plan is married with Pär Nuder, a high ranking social democrat and when she isn’t writing children’s books her fictional brain discovers conspiracies. She has done this before, done “lots” of research and come up with the startling surprise that people organize in order to get something done. And apparently she and her husband even own a PR company together. And the husband, Mr Nuder, is also a good friend to Sergej Stepasjin, a former warmongering head of spies in the Sovjetunion that also happen to have got the royal Nordstjärneorden from a government lead by mr Nuder. And you don’t need to be a conspiracy buff to start connecting the dots that way.
And isn’t it interesting that the newspaper in question is owned by an interest group that have their reasons to make the none fascist movement into the bad guys. Two prominent journalists looking for a raise or another job in the future maybe?
It is also soon election to the European parliament and some fears are growing among the people in power that The Pirate Party might win one or two seates, and on who’s expense? Well we don’t know actually who would miss this lucrative snooze job, but someone(s) will not be happy. So what to do? I know, let’s plant some rumors about those pesky bloggers and throw some suspicions about their dark and misty affairs, they don’t necessary have anything to do with Piratebay or the pirate party, but hey, people are stupid, then believe what journalists tells them. You can almost hear the second “journalist” Ewa Stenberg shouting “Eureka”. - I think she is the brains of this operation, mainly because it’s harder to find any dirt on her and people that looks clean is always the most dirty ones. – And then they go to work. Someone actually tried to convince people something and had meetings about it? Oh… and we have someone that doesn’t want to be known? Ah… and money exchanged hands? Aha… A PR firm or two (our competitors?) was involved? Yes… now we have our story… Rub me little bit lower dear husband and take of your glasses, Ewa might recognize you.
And we need some more chocking news to follow up this story, because when journalists do a follow up and a series of articles, people just know its truth and seriousness in the work. So what will we do next? Do we have any dirt on the bloggers we can use? Maybe one of them visited a child porn site one time? Or maybe did we have some strange looking man we can take picture of while he is in meeting with Henrik? Or maybe the Pirate Party got money from a former racist? It’s so fun making up news isn’t it hun?
And isn’t it interesting that the newspaper in question is owned by an interest group that have their reasons to make the none fascist movement into the bad guys. Two prominent journalists looking for a raise or another job in the future maybe?
It is also soon election to the European parliament and some fears are growing among the people in power that The Pirate Party might win one or two seates, and on who’s expense? Well we don’t know actually who would miss this lucrative snooze job, but someone(s) will not be happy. So what to do? I know, let’s plant some rumors about those pesky bloggers and throw some suspicions about their dark and misty affairs, they don’t necessary have anything to do with Piratebay or the pirate party, but hey, people are stupid, then believe what journalists tells them. You can almost hear the second “journalist” Ewa Stenberg shouting “Eureka”. - I think she is the brains of this operation, mainly because it’s harder to find any dirt on her and people that looks clean is always the most dirty ones. – And then they go to work. Someone actually tried to convince people something and had meetings about it? Oh… and we have someone that doesn’t want to be known? Ah… and money exchanged hands? Aha… A PR firm or two (our competitors?) was involved? Yes… now we have our story… Rub me little bit lower dear husband and take of your glasses, Ewa might recognize you.
And we need some more chocking news to follow up this story, because when journalists do a follow up and a series of articles, people just know its truth and seriousness in the work. So what will we do next? Do we have any dirt on the bloggers we can use? Maybe one of them visited a child porn site one time? Or maybe did we have some strange looking man we can take picture of while he is in meeting with Henrik? Or maybe the Pirate Party got money from a former racist? It’s so fun making up news isn’t it hun?
Oh… no, busted!
Apparently one of the biggest newspapers in Sweden have made a chocking find, the opposition against government surveillance was organized! A couple of oppositional people talking together? Oh, no way! And they even had some meetings? Oh my God! And they have also talked with some people who don’t want to be known by others? Also one guy even went across the Atlantic to visit… *drum roll* America… And maybe some pocket change money exchanged hands to pay for some people working 24/7 for several weeks!? How can this be? The humanity!!
This amazing piece of journalism is worth a Nobel Prize for idiocy. I was just going to bed when this crap happens to fly by my screen. How can journalist even get salary for things like this? And you can really see them sitting in their office trying to form an article out of nothing, fully aware that every little piece of decision being made is made about the same way. The only difference in this case is that there is hardly any money or any kind of recourses, even if these so called “journalists” do everything in their power to lift up some shadowy figure with deep pockets helping out behind the scenes… And with the other side being the government with the never ending income from taxes, even billions wouldn’t be enough. But still…. someone did pay for an ad in a newspaper, huhu… someone against government surveillance most really be rich... Now that’s big spending...
And apparently someone also has written an article that is supposed to fit some particular politicians to get them listen a bit more. This revelation is apparently a chock for the charlatans at this newspaper. Someone actually tries to write a political document in good Swedish or in a way so people want to read it or listen? Nah!? Really!?
This amazing piece of journalism is worth a Nobel Prize for idiocy. I was just going to bed when this crap happens to fly by my screen. How can journalist even get salary for things like this? And you can really see them sitting in their office trying to form an article out of nothing, fully aware that every little piece of decision being made is made about the same way. The only difference in this case is that there is hardly any money or any kind of recourses, even if these so called “journalists” do everything in their power to lift up some shadowy figure with deep pockets helping out behind the scenes… And with the other side being the government with the never ending income from taxes, even billions wouldn’t be enough. But still…. someone did pay for an ad in a newspaper, huhu… someone against government surveillance most really be rich... Now that’s big spending...
And apparently someone also has written an article that is supposed to fit some particular politicians to get them listen a bit more. This revelation is apparently a chock for the charlatans at this newspaper. Someone actually tries to write a political document in good Swedish or in a way so people want to read it or listen? Nah!? Really!?
Chavez size the rice
The latest dictator that some stupid people have voted for are now confiscating rice factories because they, according to Chavez, is overpricing their products. I absolutely love this guy. No one in the world are like dear Hugo showing people how stupid voting is and how people in general really believe anything you tell them. And the funniest part of all is that he still got followers and even other dictator wannabees around the world who wants to follow his recipe. It’s completely hilarious how he is utterly destroying the Venezuelan economy while violence increases and his political opponents get killed. All of which are with the stupid populace support. As said before and as will be said again, we have never learned anything. It doesn’t matter how many Hitler’s or Stalin’s we get, we don’t learn. People are idiots. At least that’s incredible funny.
Socialist 1:
Socialist 2:
Yeah, you voted for them. what will you vote for next? Idiot.
Socialist 1:
Socialist 2:
Yeah, you voted for them. what will you vote for next? Idiot.
I’m a very stupid man
I have just moved to a new apartment in Greenock, Scotland. I walked around in the apartment, noticed that the refrigerator was online and working so I went to do some shopping. Bought mainly beer, vodka and other necessities. But back home again I become conscious that the fridge “wasn’t working”, or so I thought. There was no apparent cold despite everything operational and everything checked out, so I tried to turn the cold-knob (or whatever its name might be) to maximum, thinking it might be some stupid Scottish thing with the power line or that they hadn’t got modern day appliances yet. My prejudices running wild and sighing I started to do some serious drinking to at least not waste the alcohol before it got to warm. Then after a couple of runs back and forth to empty the Smirnoff bottle I suddenly realized that the liquids was cold as ice, might even have been some crystals forming. So then I used my superpower of reading English and behold, very clear just in front of me, it says “Frost Free”. Yeah, I’m an idiot.
Henrik is a stupid man
In an article, Henrik Arnstad, writes about the monarchy in Sweden and how he would love to be able to vote who is king or queen. He also argues, which seems to be his main point, that the Swedish people are being regarded as children for not being able to vote in this regard. Really? Isn’t this interesting. Here we have a man who clearly believes that royalty is thing of the past, but he still believes we should vote about who should be king and/or queen. Why? Is the monarchy somehow better because some brainless populace have voted for some poor smuck/s into these positions? And even if this silly silly man has some kind of a point about the monarchy being obsolete, why should we ever vote for someone (any idiot out there) to be our ambassador and have the ability to put their dirty hands on the royal jewels?
No, my dear Henrik, you have missed the point about growing up completely. You don’t want to grow up; you just want to change who gets your money and who is ruling your life. Me I trust a man or a woman who have traditional values, history and can’t be dethroned by idiotic people’s whims much more than some well spoken regular Joe that’s thinks it will be cool to open up the parliament after each summer break. And if you really want to grow up, my dear Henrik, shouldn’t you decide over your own life? Shouldn’t you decide over your money and make your own decisions? So why do you feel the need to scribble down a name on a piece of paper so that person/persons can dictate every minute of your life? Either you emancipate yourself or not. There is no middle ground, but you are young yet. Maybe you have time to learn how things work yet.
No, my dear Henrik, you have missed the point about growing up completely. You don’t want to grow up; you just want to change who gets your money and who is ruling your life. Me I trust a man or a woman who have traditional values, history and can’t be dethroned by idiotic people’s whims much more than some well spoken regular Joe that’s thinks it will be cool to open up the parliament after each summer break. And if you really want to grow up, my dear Henrik, shouldn’t you decide over your own life? Shouldn’t you decide over your money and make your own decisions? So why do you feel the need to scribble down a name on a piece of paper so that person/persons can dictate every minute of your life? Either you emancipate yourself or not. There is no middle ground, but you are young yet. Maybe you have time to learn how things work yet.
Kill them, kill them all
Why are we cuddling with animals all over this planet? I don’t get it, what have ever any animals, with the exception for cows (hamburgers) and dogs (good company) and a couple of more, done for us? Most of them are only in the way. If some idiotic, close to extinct, bird are nesting next to your house, kill it. And Polar bears that some people seem to worry about are murderous stupid things that kill baby seals for a sport! Every day some animals go extinct, no matter what we do. 99% of all the species that ever lived on this planet is gone! Extinct! Dead! Humans did not kill them, nature itself did. And even if we have killed of some useless idiotic beings, why should we care? Some stupid biologist will probably tell you that we would disrupt some eco system somewhere. So? Even if, what does that do to us? We can always cultivate some more chickens in tight small spaces and knock of some more cows if we need food or something else. And if there was a sudden increase in vermin because some cat or other predator dies out, we can always throw some chemicals around, radiate them or create special hunting seasons. Might even be a new reality show; “The Rat Killers” – whoever kills the most rats in this abandoned building in 24hrs gets 100 free Big Mac’s and get to go out on a date with some C-starlet that happens to have done soft-core porn because her daddy touched her breast by accident one time.
We are to bloody soft as a race. It’s very hard to believe we got to rule this world. If polar bears were above us in the food chain, do you really believe they would care about stupid little us? Nope, not a chance. They would start holocaust camps that would make the Nazis look amateurish. We are the only ones stupid enough to care and why? Because some insect have hair or because some bear happens to have fur and therefore are cuddleable? Stop this nonsense. Let’s just kill them. Kill them all. You know you really want to. Who haven’t dreamt of snatching hold of a small little kitten’s cute little neck and break it? And who haven’t been fantasizing about putting bullets in the heads of some adorable kangaroo babies? And even if you haven’t, what does it do to you if we start slaughtering some animals here and there? That’s right, nothing!
We are to bloody soft as a race. It’s very hard to believe we got to rule this world. If polar bears were above us in the food chain, do you really believe they would care about stupid little us? Nope, not a chance. They would start holocaust camps that would make the Nazis look amateurish. We are the only ones stupid enough to care and why? Because some insect have hair or because some bear happens to have fur and therefore are cuddleable? Stop this nonsense. Let’s just kill them. Kill them all. You know you really want to. Who haven’t dreamt of snatching hold of a small little kitten’s cute little neck and break it? And who haven’t been fantasizing about putting bullets in the heads of some adorable kangaroo babies? And even if you haven’t, what does it do to you if we start slaughtering some animals here and there? That’s right, nothing!
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