Saturday, March 21, 2009

Problem almost solved

Apparently researchers and scientist from several departments and universities – all paid by and for governments – have joined forces and come up with a brilliant formula to not only solve the threat of manmade global warming but it also shows this threats impact on human life. The formula has taken years to develop and is still not really finished, but according to Hewhonow S Best, the head of research and development at FU, it’s just a matter of time and money. “This is a great step towards knowing what goes on this planet” Mr Best explains as he shows how far they have come.

(the formula)

“The formula can be described as 3 variables coming together and they are dependent on the value of the other. X isn’t really necessary for the equation, that’s always zero.” Mr Best explains as he wipes of the sweat from under his man tits with a hundred dollar bill. “Y is consequently neatly intertwined with Z and that shows us that global warming is a real thing which no one knew before. It seems that weather can change over time and even from one day to the next, heavy rainfall one day and sunshine the next.” Mr Best then explains how all this research have been made possible thanks to governmental founding and that with more time and even more tax money they might be able to perfect the formula even further. Mr Best then shows a picture of a snowflake and some sand and tells a frightening fact: “It is time that people of this planet realize that snowfall and desserts are real and governments most take action now”

Reporter: S. Tupid

The sinners are starting to wake up – too late

In several articles in Swedish, Indian and British newspapers today speaks of the similarities with the crisis in the 20’s and 30’s and points out that the worlds GDP is dropping and that this is just getting started. Kind of a good thing that some idiots out there finally get’s it. But it is too late. I have been writing and saying that for years now and even if I’m an obscurity in this context, I’m not the only one. Several well known economists and organizations have been trying to shout this out to the world for many years, no one listened, in fact many countries and know-it-all-people have not just been ignoring the apparent truth, they have been doing the complete opposite of what they should be doing and are still doing the same damn wrongs now! When you keep spending money you do not have and every time some problems pops up the only thing you do is borrow and print more money so you can keep the charade up, what do you think is going to happen? And this is still what governments are doing now! So even if some are starting to smell the apocalypse, they are still not getting it. Governments intervening, spending money, printing money and borrowing money isn’t the answer, that’s the idiocy that got us into this mess, why do you think that’s going to take us out of it?

And just like back in the 20’s many journalists and the combining forces of the left are crying about the market and how capitalists are at fault. People are screaming at high payouts for executives and going to demonstrations that are meant to make governments increase the stupidities even further. Protectionist thinking is getting more and more common at the same time as more and more countries are feeling the beginning of this recession. Just like back then. And yes, we are only starting to see the funnies rolling around, this is only the second act, we still have the third, fourth and final act to go through. Why do you think I keep telling you to stockpile those candles and dried up food packages? If you haven’t before, do that now. You are going to need it.

There are basically two main differences between today’s crisis and the great depression. Firstly back then we had, in many ways, a sounder economic foundation than most of the world does today. Secondly, the drop is much higher, we are richer today. So when that third act hits us the mayhem and despair will be greater then back then. And the response of the idiotic people back then was to turn to fun people like Hitler, Lenin, Stalin and Mussolini – men that blamed the rich, the market and the Jews. And the left way of thinking that dominates the world is doing the exact thing now. So all that is missing is those hysterical solutions from funny tiny men that appeals to none functional brains of citizens and then we are off from the starting block for real.

Even if, through some miracle, the world slowly seem to be gaining momentum again and IF all those stupidities that “the greatest minds” are coming up with to fight the recession leads to some breathers and halting of the crisis, nothing will have changed. All they are doing is postponing what most and will happen. Money can’t be printed to imitate value, not even countries can keep borrowing money to spend over and over, governments can’t keep intervening and controlling the market forever, sooner or later the bubble is going to burst, and I can’t wait. This is going to be so much fun. You have deserved it, you have voted for it and you are still crying for the same stupidities today. Please remember to salute those death camps and wars that’s coming, you created them. You think I’m joking or are a nutcase, don’t you? Yeah, and that’s makes it even funnier. Good luck. Idiots.

USA to appoint a new (T)czar?

After some computers have been under attack, U.S. senators decided to recommend creating the post of a cyber-security czar (Don’t you to think this is a misspelling of the word “Tsar”?).

More expressly, the lawmakers are after a legislation that, among other things, would:

• Establish a permanent national cyber-security czar who would report directly to the president.

• Require vulnerability assessments by intelligence and Homeland Security officials, reviewing the threat to not only government computers but critical private networks, as well.

• Create a public-private clearinghouse for cyber-threat and vulnerability information-sharing. The clearinghouse would be responsible for the management and sharing of data between the federal government and private-sector critical infrastructure operators.

• Provide funding for scholarships to get more people into the field of cyber-security.

Together with things like ACTA and the ongoing trials and prosecutions of so called “Cyber pirates” this is starting to look kind of promising. Add to this also what I wrote about Obama’s scheme to form his own private little jugend club and we can start connecting the dots. But I still hold that smurf Putin as number one on my: The-one-who-will-end-it-all list. Those petite little things are always the most fun ones.

Why won’t someone please think of the children!?

One of the biggest stories from Sweden today is that a new rule meant to cut down on the amount of ”cheaters” within the welfare system is costing more money that it actually saves. Bloggers and journalists love this story as a way of trashing the ‘right-wing’ government (slightly left of the center in politics) and as a way to celebrate the system. The best way of tackling this issue is of course to get rid of the system, or at least this part of it, but that’s now how the chimpanzee’s of this world “think”. And it is a nothing cost, just a couple of millions extra, that’s nothing compared to what the government is really up to, but since none of the well-lubricated colons of my birth nation understand this let’s look at this modest issue.

Apparently it “works” a little bit like this: A parent/s is a bit tired of going to work so she/he/them decides to stay home to “look after their sick child” and in accordance to system, they get a hefty check from the government in compensation when they do this. How anyone can be surprised at some people use the existing system this way is a big riddle in itself. But in steps the ‘right-wing’ government and pointing their fingers and solemnly declares to parents: “Naha! You need a permission slip from the daycare center or the school to get your own money you have paid in taxes back from us so you can skip work and stay home with your child”. And the consequent of this - of course - is massive regular mail being sent back and forth between governmental officials (hired or re-diploid for handling this) and parents wanting a piece of the pie (which they themselves are paying for). So why is anyone surprised of this extra cost? Also a mystery.

And then we have the obligatory answer from the ‘right-wing’ government: They need to evaluate and do more studies before they know what this adjustment to the system actually lead to. So more tax money is going to be spent on investigating something that anyone with a brain already knows the answer to.

So why can’t the parents keep their money from the start and thereby not pay for those officials, the salary of useless politicians, all the documents sent and instead make their own choice depending in their income? Well, there might be someone that wouldn’t have the money to help their children, and we most always consider the children, the children are our future and are helpless without support, the children needs their parents and the government need the children to grow up and pay taxes like good little morons. So once again people are showing those of us with functional grey matter how stupid they really are.

Some great news from Namibia

From BBC:
Namibia's President Hifikepunye Pohamba has declared a state of emergency in six northern districts after floods killed at least 90 people. He said the floods could be one of the worst disasters of its kind in recent memory and warned of food shortages. Field after field of crops have been destroyed, as have houses, schools, health centres and roads.

Crocodiles and hippos are swimming through the flood waters, attacking and killing people.

Even though the rains have subsided, correspondents say the damage is so great that it will be some time before the thousands of people displaced by the floods will be able to return home. Mr Pohamba called for emergency assistance from the international community. Aid workers fear the floods could lead to outbreaks of diseases such as cholera and malaria. Angola has also been affected by the floods - 25,000 people have lost their homes and several others have died in the southern province of Cunene.

It might be difficult for aid agencies to help these two countries because they are already over-stretched in Africa, and they have less money than usual because of the global financial crisis.

I’m laughing my socks of, does it get funnier?