Monday, February 9, 2009

Climate change causes longer fingernails!

This is getting really ridiculous. Everything can be blamed on the greenhouse effect and mans”rape” on the environment. If there is a hurricane, its humans fault. Snowstorm? Draught? Warmer than usual? Colder than usual? Floods? Heavy rainfall? It’s all our fault! If there is weather somewhere, we can be blamed for it. I’m just waiting for someone to claim that manmade greenhouse effect is why there are poor people, wars and AIDS. Or why not say that the financial crisis or every other murder can be solved by: not driving cars! Yeah, if we just close down a couple of factories, there will be no more heart attacks!

Well, I do believe people are unbelievable stupid, but not this stupid. Or are they?

I read the Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet this morning when I woke up. Of course they are writing about the fires in Australia and of course the fires can be blamed on manmade greenhouse effect. In credit to the journalist writing that crap, he happens to mention that: “forest fires are a natural part of Australians eco system”, but that’s just in passing, then it’s hell on earth, fires, brimstone, death and its all manmade! Did someone start the fire on purpose? Who cares! It’s the greenhouse effect that matters! Has there been drought I Australia before? Pfff… Ignore that, instead; blame man!

When I watched some “scientist” last night explaining to a very worried journalist that the these fires was because of the greenhouse effect, I laugh so hard I thought I was getting a aneurism. The mentioned article and other stuff today, mostly makes me shake my head. It’s just so dumb, so idiotic that one can hardly believe it.

Manmade climate change causes fires!

Yeah, that’s right. Now some “scientist”, and some Swedish journalists, have figured out that the fires burning in Australia is because of climate change, so it’s our fault! Not the ones that started the fire, but the ones driving cars! It’s not the fire that’s the problem, it’s the draught and that’s not because its warm, it’s because of factories! This was reported today on; tada! Swedish public television.

This stupidity most stops soon. Not even the most dedicated environmentalist can believe this idiocy.

Scary movie part I and part II

Is it just me or is the political opposition in Sweden just doing a bad remake of what the ruling parties did some years ago? I mean, look at the picture in todays and read what they are saying. It’s almost identical. Phrases like: “It’s much more that unite us then separate us”; “In good time before the next election, we will present our platform” are being put forward like the platitudes they are. And of course there is a good mood and they like being together. Pffff…

It’s like a bad sequel to a horror movie. In fact, it’s exactly like that. In the first horror movie, “The country that God Left”, three men and a woman come together out in the countryside to make agreements and make a political platform. They plot and they rub their hands together and they make schemes how to steal our money, how to best rule our lives and how to best tell us this is okay. They win the election and with a: Mwahahahaha, they go to work. Literary killing people with anti drugs policies and throwing money at banks and businesses that should go bankrupt. They also impose new laws to better monitor us citizen so we do not think, say or do stuff these power-hungry politicians do not like. But people are not really happy. They are getting robbed of their income and being taxed straight to hell, but they are still not happy! They need to suffer more! And consequently, in steps the real socialists. The original inhumane authoritarians that what’s nothing from the people other than total obedience and submission and we have “The country that God Left” part II – the revenge. In this movie we have two men and two women, doing the same thing as in the original movie, only this time with a vengeance! They will reinstate the lvl of the taxes as it was before the small little tax cuts that was a big part of the first movie - at least a big part according to the left wing media. But it will not stop there, they will also increase the government’s power and with both communists and tree hugging idiots in the mix, no one knows where it will end.

It’s sad to see how this horrendous group (all politicians are from the same pile of crap) can get away with this shit. How they fool people in believing that the government can get them jobs and better living conditions, just by letting them (politicians) steal the people’s money. It is a complete mystery how so many idiots can be electing and reelecting other people to rule over them. Politicians only costs money and all the things they do, you are paying for. If they get you welfare, you are paying for it. If they “give” you a job, you are paying for it. All the time the government officials are sitting around dictating your life and monitoring your emails.

People are idiots.

Animals that should be massacred and rendered extinct!

I have issues with two different animals on this planet; well actually I have issues with many, but two in particular. One is cows and the other is Koala Bears.

Cows are most likely evil incarnated. If you ever have looked into the eyes of a cow you know what I’m talking about. They look at you like you are a vermin that they are going to torture, rape and kill in the most horrific way possible. A friend of mine one once told me that he believed that cows in reality is Alien prisoners sent to earth as punishment for the crimes, forced to live their lives eating grass and ending up as hamburgers. I suppose this is a valid explanation, because there is something about these animals that’s just wrong. Cows are also a main cause of methane gas getting out in the atmosphere. Probably causing cancer, AIDS and other terrible diseases.

Koala Bears are more subtle about their badness. They look cute and cuddly, who among us can look at a Koala beer and not go: “Ahhhh…”? And they hardly move at all just munching away at bamboo like there is no tomorrow. Apparently they are very bad at sex too; repopulation is not really their forte, so they are not sinful creatures either. But this is just my point. They are really too cute, too cuddleable, to innocent looking sitting around, comfy as hell, nibbling on bamboo looking charming and never causing anything but awe. How can you trust an animal that loath sex, that does not drink and only have their cuteness working for them? You just know they are up to no good, probably plotting some horrible scheme for world domination. And how come that animals goes extinct everywhere, but somehow these no for good psychotic things can still be around? That should not be possible. Are you telling me that no carnivores exist that what’s to eat them? And the no sex thing, how do they do it?

I propose we declare open season on these retched creatures and make them pay for being alive. Cows are pretty much already doing the death dance, being slaughtered all over the world, but it is not enough. We need a final solution. Government payouts for each eyeball or Internet competitions were you can win prices for killing them is a couple of ways to go. And if you take a cow and drop it from 1600 feet unto some Koala Bears you should get a medal from the UN! yeah!

Bishop denies Holocaust

Richard Williamson, a bishop in La Reja, Argentina, is reported to have stated that he does not believe that the Nazis used gas chambers. The Vatican is of course a bit upset and some Jewish organizations are kind of upset to. Me, I find this kind of funny. Neo Nazis have always rebuffed the holocaust, communists does not want to hear about the Gulag death camps or Pol Pots extermination campaigns and the church (any of them, no matter the religion) do not want to talk about the hundreds of millions of people that have died in the name of God/Allah (or whatever). No matter what the atrocity, there is always someone claiming it did not happen.

But the Catholics do not really need this. People thinking for themselves and some priests doing altar boys is bad enough, now they need to cope with one of their salespersons claiming a well documented and proven fact, never happen. But the Christians have faced worse scandals and their marketing department will probably find some new saint or miracle somewhere to overcloud this issue. Or maybe they will use some of that money the poor have given them to promote some doomsdays movie about 2012 to scare people back to Jesus? Oh, wait… Hollywood is doing that for them…

You are going to die! Part V

I got really scared today. Were out walking and fell, almost hitting a big rock with my head. I emidiatly thought about my mortality and I think I even did see a sign among the clouds. Was it not Jesus face formed up there? It was slippery beneath the snow and it might just because of the new Ice age that is coming… or was it the other way around? It all depends on the decade and what “scientists” is popular at the moment. But then one thought hit me like a sledgehammer. My spine crackled up and a sudden shill went through my body; it might be a trap! The government has it in for me, I know it, but it could also be aliens, just having fun making me slip and fell down. Or is it some relative that is after the 78 dollars I have in my bank? I looked around, expecting to find a drug addict, an alien with one of those anal probes or a government assassin. No one was there, not even a polar bear. Relieved I went on walking, thinking I might go to church and repent or start buying up cans before the year 2012 happens. One never knows when your time is up and that hooded black man pops up and points a finger at you.

And just so you know, today I’m going to eat some fatty food, drink a couple of beers, back mouth the government, talk in my cell phone and sit by the computer screen looking for those funny disasters. All the time being an atheist and doing snuff.