Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Fear not – Hog Man to the rescue

Oh, I had no doubt at all. I just knew there where true Superheroes out there. So far this pink crusader has been spotted in forests in Canada, in the Sovie…*sorry*, Russia and the Nordic countries. The reports tell of a well muscled man, agile as a gymnast that can bounce over a fallen tree in one jump. His superpower, apparently, is that he can eat anything - just like a true swine.

In an announcement sent to routers, supposedly dispatch from the Hog Mans secret lair, is stating that he will rid the world of all evil viruses, including horrible diceases like Hillary Clinton, public healthcare officials and people whom love the European Union.

The only picture taken so far:

Could this be him unmasked?