...International none male day...

Sunday the 8th of Mars is the international day for those without a penis. Following the pitter patter of high healed women from different Socialist Party’s of history, “we” have been celebrating International Women's Day (IWD) for about hundred years now. IWD has even became a official holiday in China, Armenia, Russia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bulgaria, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Macedonia, Moldova, Mongolia, Tajikistan, Ukraine, Uzbekistan and Vietnam. And we all know how much those countries really need another day of not working and how great the females are treated in respective landmass. And of course the UN is doing what they do best, waste a lot of tax money, on what they this year call: “Women and men united to end violence against women and girls”. Isn’t that a nice short theme? But many countries around the world are arranging their own little festivities. In many cases its tax money from politically correct governments that pays the bills. But there are also many businesses that bring in financial support. This later is something many of the organizations behind this macabre display of idiocy, lifts up, celebrate and says it’s great that businesses help support womanhood. You stupid idiots, businesses sees women as an income and for a small fee they get lots of attention and they become “none sexist” so it’s a barging. Publicity and marketing of that kind is the cheapest variety.

In some ways I’m actually on the same side as many feminists. It should be pointed out that most of the fucked up things in this world has been created by males and that throughout history females have been oppressed. Not that that makes them any different from males, we have all been butchered, robed and subjugated to torture from governments and different religions, but for the most part it has been males holding that hot iron and deciding whether or not wars should be fought. And there are many countries and societies around the world that still regard women as lower than men. But it is hard to focus on one gender in this regard. Like males doesn’t get killed and tortured? So instead of focusing on women we should be focusing on humans, all of us. Not just on males, females, old, young, black, white or any other attributes we get by being born and just existing. We are all idiots ruled by other idiots that tax and kills us, so let’s stand up and emancipate ourselves together. But no, of course not. Instead feminists and socialists need to withhold that Marxist thought of opposite sides were one always is against the other. Rich against poor, directors against workers, the western world against the third world and then also men against women. So instead of throwing of our burdens of government and the stupidity of religion, we go to government for financial help so we can stop work for a day and celebrate female reproduction organs.

The stupidity of the human species never size to amaze. Do you really think that holding a speech will stop a rapist? Maybe some fine words about how wrong the world is for those with tits will end rape ones and for all? And do you think that getting some females together and talk about vaginas will end poverty in the world? Or that wearing a pink ribbon on your jacket will stop breast cancer? Apparently you do, because you are an idiot.

What you should do is go out and buy a gun and blow the dick of that rapist a-hole, but governments have conveniently outlaw self-defense. And then you should help to stop the politicians of this world from stealing our money and waging wars, but then again, you need that government contribution so you can bake cookies and talk about your pussy. And some politically correct singer with a guitar will of cause stop the stoning of women, why didn’t I think of that?

The joy of masturbation

As most of my friends know I’m kind of a sexoholic, not really when it comes to the act itself, that’s kind of boring, but rather the notion of sex. I already have had my share of sexual encounters, and then some. Tried pretty much everything except that feces thing which even a depraved sicko like me find kind of distasteful. I don’t want to brag and I certainly don’t want to put of some potential female companions of the future (for some reason females don’t like it when we men have had lots of sex) by telling you numbers or go into details, but as said, I have had my fair share. But do you know what I find being the best kind of sex? Masturbation. This because of three simple facts:

1) You can fantasias about anything and make it great. Most things that porno’s and those idiots that like to brag about sex tells you is fantastic, isn’t. Threesomes and groupsex for instance is just a mess. No one knows what to do with whom; there are always problems with holes, changing of condoms and people getting orgasms at different times. Do you know how boring it is to ejaculate and then “help out” others to do their thing? There are exceptions of course, but generally speaking it doesn’t work out. If you take matters into your own hands and fantasize about those things however it is great!

2) You don’t need to worry about things like pregnancies or diseases or even how (or when) to find a mate to do the nasty with. These reasons should have many religious groups praying to the masturbation God, but of course not.

3) You don’t need to worry about your appearance; dick size or that one breast is bigger than the other one. You can be fat, thin, ugly or having burn marks all over your body, but the only one there is you. So you don’t need to think about those annoying stretch marks or that your dick is slightly bent to the left, you can just focus on your particular fantasy and go nuts. And there is also many things people don’t talk about that do happen all the time and those you can avoid by your lonesome. Like those pussy farts or that the girl suddenly gets her period and bleeds all over. Getting shit on your penis from that anal penetration or getting a cramp in your leg just when you are getting to the most fun part. Falling down from the bed and breaking a finger or maybe just getting into bed with someone that is not compatible with you and you just wanna yawn and sleep. All this you can avoid by doing yourself.

So do take my advice people, even if you sometimes happen to get it right and end up in bed with someone that really rocks your world, masturbation is the way to go. Just keep in mind that sperm stains and your apparatus of choice might impose on your interaction with others. Even if everyone does it, it’s still kind of rude to let people end up in your chair that has suspect stains or in a living room with a soaked dildo on the table.

Hayden Panettiere - I’m taking notes

Swedish media and newspapers from lots of other countries have reported that Hayden Panettiere, one of the so called “stars” of the TV show ‘Heroes’, are flirting with some men. No? A 19y old girl flirting? They are also reporting some storylines from her life, like it’s a soap opera with letters and words. I hope everyone is taking notes and keeping up with this news, I know I do. There is nothing better in life then to read the newspaper and find whole pages of a girl is flirting when people are starving and dying all over the place. I mean, why take up valuable space with wars and other irrelevant stuff when the potential lovemaking of a girl is much more fun. Me, when I want to see a 19y old flirting, I download some porn from Piratebay.

Muslims, Jews and other idiots

I tried to keep away from this story but finally I couldn’t. In Sweden a local political council has decided that a tennis match between Sweden and Israel is going to be played without an audience. This because those lefties who rule that particular council detest Jews and Israel. Several demonstrations from cluster fucks like communists, anarchists, radical Muslims groups and neo Nazis (yeah, that’s right, all the fine people of this planet coming together in a beautiful harmony) is planed and have already been put into action. Apparently they want to prove they are better people then those 7 million Jews that keep terrorizing those 400 million Muslims in the Middle East. This by “peaceful” demonstrations, boycotts and by blocking this sports event.

First of all I get really annoyed by the main stream media and the Jews themselves, because as soon as someone points a finger at Israel or demonstrate against action taken by a Jewish community, people start talking about the holocaust and how persecuted Jews have been throughout history. Sometimes this is a valid topic to address when it comes to Jews, but mostly it’s not. Accept for some skinhead’s geniuses, some leftie warmonger’s and that funny Iranian regime we all agree that the holocaust and how other races and religions have treated the Jews were and are terrible. But Jews and the state of Israel have the right to be idiots too. Sometimes they do stupid things or act in a way that’s not okay and there is also murderers and rapist among Jews, like any other entity of people. So to demonstrate or badmouth the Jewish idiots should be completely okay, just like for any other idiotic religion dispite whatever UN says.

But then again, were there are some idiots, there are always worse idiots. A terrorist regime that terrorize their own people, killing those that don’t agree with their policies and takes every chance they get to kill people from another religion, is the heroes in this pile of manure. At least if you listen to left politicians and their brainless followers. And, funniest of all, they don’t care about children being massacred in Iran or that an entire people are starving in North Korea. Neither do they care about Chinas oppressive policies or the dictatorship in Cuba. A dictator rising in Venezuela is fine; great even, but a people trying to defend themselves against rocket attacks and some athletes trying to do sports, now that is evil! And of course they have their very closely linked Nazis as hangarounds. And to this mess we add some Muslim radicals and what a fine mess we have. It’s hard not to feel sorry for those Jewish idiots, not only are they fighting terrorists and several countries, they also have to coop with all the –isms on the left flank. And for the most part they only have USA in their corner.

So what to do? Well the more politically correct answer is that everyone must admit that there is a Jewish state, Israel. This state isn’t going anywhere and can only be destroyed by nuclear attacks, which will never happen because of the religious significance of the area. As long as this fact isn’t recognized by all parties, there can never be peace. Second we all need to stop toddling with all the idiots of that area. The Palestinian terrorists, the dictatorship of Iran, Syria among many others needs to be argued with and told that they are idiots. It’s not cute with a 15y old suicide bomber, it’s stupid! It’s not fine when someone sells Mein Kampf to a group of people and tells them to go out and kill Jews, it’s stupid! The Jews are not much better, sure they have “democracy” and a lot more rights for individuals and they have brought some kind of prosperity to a dessert region, but they have their share of idiots too. Don’t make complete martyrs out of them; those idiots don’t deserve it either. If these criteria’s are met, we might see some peace in the future, but how believable is that? So the less PC answers, and the one I recommend is to wage more wars, start new holocausts - from all sides – and why don’t we throw in some chemical attacks and nuclear weapons too? Lets pile up those idiocies and lets go out with a bang!