As many of you I woke up this morning to fantastic news. I immediately opened up my window to hear birds singing outside, with easy light steps I bounced into the shower and while singing a cheerful tune I washed my body happily knowing that a certain dictator would never again feel a stream of water pouring over his cancerous body.
Sadly there are tens of thousands of sycophants around the globe ready to step in and defend the ideals of Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Stalin, Hitler, Obama and the now dead (jey!) dictator of Venezuela. And miserable lefties and collectivists running the show have created The Greatest Depression and are, today, doing everything they can to destroy human existence…
… but! Today I will forget about that and right now I am eating cake, drinking a wonderful tasty juice and blowing up balloons.
Aahhahh… smell that air! Isn´t it fresher and smell a lot better than yesterday…
