Friday, June 25, 2010

Problem with Dick bloodflow

Apparently the former vice (giving) head of state is at the hospital again. Not a shooting accident mind you just yet another heart incident. The war criminal, that also have been revealed to covering up that hundreds of innocent men were sent to the Guantánamo Bay prison camp because ‘they’ feared that releasing them would harm the push for war in Iraq and the broader War on Terror, was admitted to the hospital Friday after experiencing discomfort.

Cheney's heart attack earlier this year was his fifth since age 37. A heart attack occurs when blood flow to the heart muscle is blocked.

Me I believe, honestly believe, that the same problem exists for the illicit Dick comes to his little tiny namesake. Isn’t the heart responsible for pumping blood to all limbs? I’ve said it before but it should be said again; one haft to assume that the reason why certain men want to build more ships is that like most men they like big machines with big engines that fire big missiles because they have a deep seated need to overcompensate for their own shortcomings.

And you don’t need to be an arch feminist to see how phallus shaped rockets, phallus shaped missiles and bullets are used in this battle for size measurement.

Maybe a good idea is to offer free extension operations to all men in governing positions?

Anyway, let’s hope the mass murdering thug in question leaves us this time. Not the death hundreds of thousands of murdered would wish for, but a death nevertheless. This fucking dick will not be missed.

From the

1. dick chaney
Shooting someone with a shotgun at close range.
I ran up on this dude with the shotty and Dick Chaney'd his ass!

2. Dick chaney
The hunter of hunters. He will shoot you with a shotgun...hunting some of the smallest birds out there. Good job!
I'm sorry, but I'm in this hospital. Why? Oh, I got dick chaney'd.

3. Dick Chaney
Sexual manuver, in which one person ejectulates into the face of their partner
I pulled a Dick Chaney on Lisa last night and had a hunting accident all over her face

A couple of ’I told you so’

Firstly the oily screw-ups in the Aegean are finally doing one thing right – selling islands and their heritage to foreign interests. Not that it really matters, at least not the nearest years. In the long run some foreigners may create some production, introduce one or two rational thoughts or simply bring in some cashola. But the 12-13% (probably more) in deficits and the sky-high debts cannot be solved by selling some islands. It is a long term plus and as such I applaud it, but, as said, it won’t matter, the Greeks are toast.

Gold is at an all time high again. Remember how pundits have again and again claimed that the limit has been reached? There are tons of manipulations and I won’t go into all the scams going on, but Gold is still a great buy even if the price is kept ‘too high’ because the next crash (soon) will double or more the price. Again we see pundits and knowitallidiots saying that gold can only go down. They’ve been saying that for ten years now. They are idiots and you’re an idiot if you listen.

In the US foreclosures are beating record after record. Authorities, banks and pundits are pondering on how this can be solved. Of course more regulations and looser lending practices is the way out… The latest is that homeowners should keep their homes (which they do already) despite defaulting on their loans and having no prospects. And I cannot stop laughing…

In Eastern and southern Africa the famine catastrophe is picking up speed. Over 10 million people are at risk of hunger in the Sahel before the September harvests, according to the Food and Agriculture Organization’s (FAO). In Niger, about half of the 13.4 million inhabitants are facing hunger. Up to two million Chadians and hundreds of thousands of Mauritanians and Malians also need assistance. I wrote on this blog over a year ago that if our “saviors” Oduma, froggy Sarkozy, Merkel and the rest of the criminals are allowed to go through with their mad schemes tens of millions of Africans would die. We are not really there yet, but play with the thought that the next harvest fails or a couple of new warlords start having fun. Because that never happens in Africa… Or let’s say that the world plummet down that abyss am waiting and rooting for. Either way, or probably both at the same time, millions, tens of millions will die and in reality it is your fault. You have voted for it. Well, Africans in general are idiots so they have themselves to blame, but your part in this is also clear

Be back soon with more ‘I told you so’…