Saturday, March 7, 2009

Size matters?

I was sitting around thinking, sipping on my last drops of vodka, and I started wondering about those radicals in Tjetjenia. Ramzan Kadyrov, the president is trying to give Hugo Chavez, Robert Mugabe and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a run for their money. 7 women got murdered late last year and this tiny man declared them to have been: “Of substandard morality and got what they deserve from their male relatives”. Sometimes you really feel like a feminist don’t you? Anyhow, Ramzan Kadyrov got me pondering a bit about how it always seem to be those smallish gentlemen’s that are screwed up in a monumental fashion. Hitler, Napoleon, Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao were all of the petite variety. I’m not saying all tiny humans with the male reproduction organ are going on a killing spree whenever they get a chance, but maybe size matters?

Ahmadinejad is a tiny Muslim smurf, so he fits the profile. Chavez isn’t really tiny, more of average size and he seems bigger being so fat, just like Mugabe. And those socialist views we sort of thought we had got rid of, is today instead being imposed step by step in western societies by mainly average sized people. So maybe my theory doesn’t apply all the time, which is too bad because Putin is a petite little guy and I’m kind of hoping he might get the show on the road in the near future. And we might also rely on Kim Jong-il to strut his stuff and that guy is really a miniature of a man. But most likely we haven’t seen the next generation yet. We are still a couple of years away from the real financial crisis that will follow today’s minor one and in the waves of those coming fun times and in particular during the aftermath we are going to see a couple of those tiny ones rise to power and one or several of those will not disappoint. Mark my words. So my new prediction is not only the coming apocalypse but also that there is tiny men who will do the most damage. And call me an optimist, but I’m hoping to see a petite woman this time. Maybe a female dictator might do some things to an unsuspecting populace we haven’t seen before? Oh, I can’t wait.

It’s getting closer people. Fun fun fun..

While Britain bails out yet another bank the US unemployment hits a 25-year high and one of biggest and most important businesses in the world General Electric (GE) starts stumbling. We also have a Chinese government that says they have everything under control but many economists’ thinks that they will soon start digging into their currency reserve. In Tjetjenia they are killing their women like its hunting season and in Venezuela Hugo Chavez are imposing more socialism. Have you started buying those candles and dried food packages yet? As I have said before, you are going to need them.

I also found this on the Herald Tribunes website.

Why you should pray to Sophie Zelmani

I’m an equal opportunist when it comes to idiocy and consequently I don’t care which religion you belong to. Anyone who believes in a magical creature/s that no one has even seen or heard from cannot be called anything else but an Idiot. Not one single of all de God’s that humans have ever believed in has ever been proven as an existing entity. And I don’t only mean that none of them has ever shown up in a toga mumbling some hocus pocus, I mean in any form or way. There is not a shred of evidence, not a single fact and not one inkling of proof for the existence of a supreme being. And prayers are equally met whether or not you pray to Allah or your table lamp. And if you really believe in some spooky father figure or some God’s sitting on a mountain, how come they are so inapt that they have created this horrible place? For the fun of it? Actually this is the only thing that might suggest a higher force, that he/she/it/them have a sense of humor. I mean, come on, what else can explain all the things that goes on down at this blue little rock in space?

So here is what I come up with. If it doesn’t matter who or what you pray to - the end result is the same –so why not pray to something real? If you are going down on your knees or visit some temple, why not worship that that actually can be seen, heard, felt and hopefully; touched? In my case it’s a woman, a very attractive woman whom writes and sings songs like a Goddess and never yield to pressure to write more popular songs. A female musician that doesn’t like to be in the limelight. The one I’m talking about is Sophie Zelmani. This girl is still the only artist that makes me buy records, everything else I either download or get from radio. Every year she sells hundred thousand’s off records and she is still much unknown. So when I go to bed at night listening to her fantastic voice I feel a bit closer to heaven and that is what religion should be. I don’t pray to Sophie, but she is in my thoughts.

You got to love them

As myself and many others already have written; “peace” isn’t the thing on the mind of those poor misinterpret toddlers that didn’t get feed enough breast milk as infants. The pitiable bunch I’m talking about is those “anti-fascists” and left wing extremists that throw stones at the police when nothing is good on TV.
You can truly feel the love and tranquility of their message when they are burning torches and marching towards that evilness that is a tennis arena. There is also something profound over communists, anarchists and neo Nazis destroying things and acting together towards a common goal. It’s like they are showing us all the true meaning of brotherhood. And they are all just misunderstood members of society that through their actions of destroying and threatening actually contributes by increasing job opportunities. Someone must pick up the litter and repair what has been broken. And they also give the police something to do instead of the alternative of writing memos about people downloading movies from Internet.

And then you also have those humorous left politicians who love when their followers do naughtiness. They will never admit that in the open, but secretly they drink champagne - courtesy of the tax payers - and salute a job well done. One such politician is the communist leader in Sweden, Lars Ohly. In his speech today at the “peaceful” demonstration they hold against some athletes he is quoted saying:

“You cannot be upset over a game being played without an audience. You should be upset over Israelis crimes against humanity. It’s a disgrace. It’s pitiful. Sports and apartheid doesn’t belong together.”

Yes, the leader of the party that has supported Adolf Hitler, Stalin, Mao and all the other great leaders of our time thinks it’s a disgrace that inhabitants thinks it’s wrong to stop people from watching a tennis match. This is a man whom you never hear complaining over the fun figures like Castro or that Hamas shoots their own people on the street for saying something wrong. But some Jews playing tennis, that’s something that gets him upset.

I for one like the chaos and destruction that comes with these childish pranks and the humoristic speeches from people who really wants to start death camps. Its great entertainment. It still lacking some mayhem though, hopefully during the day and night we will see some carnage. It’s highly probably. Eagerly applauded by a couple of thousands of stupid Muslims and some politicians living of their money, these adorable youngsters will not disappoint.

The heroes can be seen here. Hard to tell if they are “anti-fascists”, “Fascists” or politicians, but who cares. We all love you guys!

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In the spirit of political correctness I feel it obligatory to tell you to lock away your kids and be prepared to laugh your socks of…