Saturday, January 16, 2010

If I need an orgasm, I can grease my own hamster

Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt has thrown what the media calls ‘a sexparty’ where she and some friends checked out some of the latest sex-toys. I’ve no idea whether or not this story is true, media tend to lie, but if it is, is it news?

Maybe, the girl in question is, or rather was, pretty hot and she is famous despite the rapid decline of her TV-show. So maybe the public has the right to know what sort of dildoes Jennifer puts in her orifice, but I still cannot help to wonder why the fascination exists. I mean, who doesn’t spank the monkey now and again? And since I dated, and almost married, a former nun I can also confirm that the stories of nuns having the Bible, a crucifix and a dildo by the bed are true. So everyone does it.

Maybe the actual usage should be the real news? That some actress is getting off with sex-toys isn’t really the story, rather how she use them. Does she put in an anal-plug while using the clit kisser? Is her preference to sit on an Afro American Whopper while having her nipples wired? Does she has the best orgasm with a Nexus Junior Blue Shimmer or with an 18 Crystal Jelly Double Dong? Can her man watch her or does she put on a strap-on with the intent on playing the manly part of the act?

These are the sort of questions I might find interesting, at least from a learning point of view. You see you’re never fully learned comes to sex. You may think so, but then you’d be wrong. Everyone is different, like different things, so whenever you jump into the sack some or maybe even all previous experience goes out the window.

Whatever Jennifer Love Hewitt (sounds like a porno name doesn’t it?) has been doing, I hope she makes it over the hill again and again. If people in this world got more orgasms I do believe we would have more peaceful societies. Make love, not war.

The three stooges and lots of stupid Haitians

President Obuma met with his two immediate predecessors, Georgie W. Chimp and Fatty Clinton, whom he has designated to lead what is meant to be a massive private fundraising effort for Haiti.

"These two leaders send an unmistakable message to the people of Haiti and the world," Obama wheezed of the former presidents flanking him and so showing the horror cabinet of puppet masters bent to destroy the world. And the hairless chimp that did such a great job with Hurricane Katrina will probably ease the minds of suffering Haitians, don’t you think? Oh, and remember how great and quickly they rebuild the World Trade Center?

The criminals in action

In the meanwhile we’ve already seen how street gangs, politicians and other criminals have stolen aid pouring in. No surprise there, one of the world’s most socialized and corrupt nations filled with dictator-wannabes cannot build houses or hospitals, but stealing works fine within their leftie way of life.

I wrote from the very start that hundreds of millions will disappear if we just send them aid with no thought behind it, but that sort of talk isn’t popular among the righteous elitists, action is what matters, don’t think, don’t reflect, and never give in to rational ideas. People are in trouble, they couldn’t help that they never built proper structures, always listen to to totalitarian ideas and live by and for criminal intentions. No… So let’s send them money so they can withhold this leftie paradise and never learn how to take care of themselves.

And sheople all around us are crying over the dead rushing to send money without a single thought on how this could have happened. You see most of the dead would be alive today if Haiti had embraced personal freedom as their guiding star. And the press, useless as always, refuses to reflect over that the policies of this poor nation is the main reason why they need so much help. Probably because most journalists has the same basic believes as that which have govern Haiti for so long.

Haiti will consequently continue to be poor and the next time some despot comes to power or another natural disaster strikes, they will need our help again.

This is so stupid, but one cannot expect more from you idiots out there.

Poor little robbers

A couple of men tried to rob a small store in Sweden today. The store owner apparently shot one of the robbers, but do you know what the funny thing is? The Store owner that should be regarded as a hero is facing criminal charges for attempted murder. Yeah, how keen.

The problem may be that the hero of the story fired at the fleeing robbers, not at the time they entered his store with knives. I don’t know what the truth is at the moment, but for me it doesn’t matter, the robbers have themselves to blame and hopefully the injured one dies.

You know why this store owner more than likely is going to jail for a much longer time than any robber? Well, let’s consult the experts…

You see the government doesn’t want you to protect yourself, what would we then need government for? And besides, if people are armed, they might protect themselves from the government as well...

The police can't stop an intruder, mugger, or stalker from hurting you. They can pursue him only after he has hurt or killed you. Protecting yourself from harm is your responsibility, and you are far less likely to be hurt in a neighborhood of gun-owners than in one of disarmed citizens – even if you don't own a gun yourself.

Armed citizens are less afraid, they will scare off criminals and make any rape, robbery or attack much riskier. This the government cannot allow, they need people to be afraid, to rely on government for protection. People who are afraid and not protected are far more likely to trust anything any elected fraud tells them.

No wonder Nazi Germany outlawed privately owned guns...


Generally speaking bonuses for any personnel working at a company is a good thing. It can give further incentive to excel, and it is mostly based on company performance so it doesn’t hurt the future like too high salaries might. So the basic principle is a good one and should be acknowledged as such.

However, in our day and age bonuses have sometimes become a way for the elitists to enrich themselves and hand out lots of money to their pals and henchmen. Worst of all, to no surprise, are banks.

Our ‘modern’ banking system is built around the hoax of fractional banking and contains Ponzi-schemes undreamed of like how they (the central banks) sell the general public the notion of useless notes as currency. Our money is just paper they’ve printed numbers on, nothing else. All of these things make any super-villain look like an amateur and when the banks end up in trouble, the government comes to the rescue saving their greedy friends with money from the treasury, again making normal people pay for the scam.

Contrary to what lefties argue, this has nothing to do with capitalism, only a system wherein the rich and powerful can hide behind the law and take advantage of the political system makes this possible. And no true believer in capitalism would never want the current banking system, in fact the hardest critics of it are libertarians.

But there’s also another thing with bonuses; psychology. This especially is true when times are harsh, the economy is in a recession and companies are laying of people. If a corporation pays out bonuses or even increase them during harder times, people get angry, and rightfully so. This is still not really immoral or wrong, those who own the company can do whatever they like with it, but it is, however, highly stupid.

People may complain and feel sick over the apparent greed, and they sort of should, but it is still not wrong. Punish such companies by ignoring their products, don’t buy their stuff, and if you’re a member or their bank or whatnot, change. There’s not much else to do except bringing forth torches and pitch-forks, which you should be doing comes to our fraudulent banking system.

Not all bonuses are wrong though, keep that in mind. People should be rewarded for good work.

Pain is a phantom of the mind

The absolute worst thing about getting older is that any bench-drinking keeps you knocked out for days. I miss the liver of my youth...