End of the world or road?

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Frightening (happy) rumors in the UK

Okay, u need to understand that most of the guys these rumors comes from are either libertarians anti governmental idiots like myself or conspiracy buffs, but still. There are several indications and the source are not only one or two people, but several. Apparently soldiers transfers to regiments and other units in the UK to have “home duties” are being undertaken based upon whether an individual was prepared to ‘open fire’ on UK citizens during civil disturbances. There are also indications on stockpiling of teargas and certain weapons.

I have no problems believing these rumors. The British government has pretty much given up already, printing lots of money and loaning billions to keep up appearances will not be enough and they know it. Big demonstrations in Ireland and minor ones on the British Isles are just the starting points. When the real dip in the economy hits the world and the British people in particular, riots are very likely and what will the government do then?

In the states the maniac Obama are doing his part to create a world in turmoil and I promise you all that the economic crisis have just started. What we need now is that spark to get things going. Let’s say China gets a rebellion, which isn’t that unthinkable, or that we get an extra war somewhere (India VS Pakistan maybe?) or that some huge companies like Microsoft drops in profits like a stone. Than that’s it, no returning from that people.
Seriously now, I am actually looking for a place of refuge, somewhere to live and grow my own crops. Please let me know if you want to take a part in it. I’m thinking some Island outside the southern parts of Africa.

Mass murdering idiots

Mattias Flink, the Swedish military officer who murdered 7 people in Falun (a small town in middle of Sweden) 1994 is going to appear on Swedish TV. Apparently this made of manure idiot wants a time limited sentence and are partly doing some boohooing and partly claiming that no one gets better of sitting in jail. No one wants you to be better you a-hole! We want you to suffer, getting tortured and molested by big Bubba, preferable for all eternity. And if you ever get out of jail I really hope there is someone lurking on that grassy knoll shooting your knee caps into little pieces. Death is too easy.

I actually have some personal interest in this story. I was out on town partying that night 14,5 years ago, going by his hideout by buss on my way home at the same time as he starting shooting and I also partly did known a pair of his victims. Not closely, but still. Also I did my military service at the same military base just after that idiot had spread death around him. Well if they ever let him loose, I hope some supermarket get with the program and start selling a “Flink-box” containing pictures, a home address and some electrical appliances together with a bottle of Vodka.

Speaking of porn

Moving to Scotland was a great move and getting the hell away from the squared torment of the accountant state where everything needs to be “average”, cannot be overstated enough in regard to increasing of happiness. So far I also enjoy my work and having a general good time. Until a day or so ago the only thing bugging me was all those idiotic coins that they have out on these islands. Then I discovered school uniforms in town. I cannot help myself, I think of porn and sex even if there is a petite little girl way below legal age walking by me. For the first time in my life I actually feel like a dirty old man and I do actually blame porn (especially those Japanese perverts) for this notion. I love porn and for the most part those feminist idiots have it all wrong, but porn can affect you. For the most part the effect is a good one, increasing your fantasy, letting of some steam and we all love watching naked people. But apparently there is also some “negative” things about it. I do hope those potential Scottish people who read this don’t take it the wrong way and target me on town for a bashing. I have no erotic feelings towards those girls, just that feeling of connecting their outfits to porn. We don’t have those school uniforms in Sweden and the only time you really see them is if you are lucky and find some girl that like playing games.

Why I don’t vote for those Pirates

Despite having a great name that leads me to think about porn and not the sword buckling robbers (even if those porn’s also exist) and in general having a good agenda and having my full support in those political trials they are in right now, I will still not vote for them. Why? Because of three good reasons. First of all, their entire leadership board and most of their active visible members consists of men and I need my female fix. Some cute brunette from one of those Pirate movies would be great! But seriously, having some computer nerds with beards who’s only “vitamins” comes from Coca-Cola mixed with some pimply faced Tomb raider fans doesn’t really do it for me. Okay, this is a bit to judgmental and probably inaccurate in most aspects, but the ongoing trial and what you see on the net don’t really sell those guys as manly hunks. Now I’m no Adonis myself and I don’t really care about looks, but what I’m saying is that there is too much nerd solidarity over the whole project. My second reason is that their agenda and organization is a bit too loose for my taste. I have grown up with well structure organizations and I actually believe that those are best for the most part. I like to know who’s in charge so I can buy him/her beer when doing something good and slapping the face if things are going downhill. And having no real agenda accept for collecting some pro privacy and anti copyright opinions doesn’t really do it for me. Despite what some people think, I’m no fan of chaos or anarchy. I’m actually quite conservative when it comes to shove. At least it would be nice to see a couple of more questions on the table. What about healthcare? Taxes? EU? The Environment? I’m not going to vote for some loosely affiliated hackers that turns out to be Karl Marx fans. At least give us something more touchable. I also believe that when it comes to real elections this is The Pirate Party’s biggest problem. Thirdly, and most importantly; I don’t vote. To vote is to support the idiocy that makes up the evil plot of democracy. If you vote you are a part of the problem and the one who votes should never complain about anything those useless politicians do.

If those Pirate dudes finds some beautiful lady to put on the ballot I will consider casting a vote, just to increase the level of sexiness among politicians, it’s much needed. But otherwise I will relax and watch the entire headless chicken compound vote for an idiotic speaker so they can live in an idiotic society until their idiotism leads to that apocalypse I’m waiting for.

”s” like in stupidity

Some dense human piles of fertilizer thinks it’s a good idea to spend a couple of million of the taxpayers money on a symbol in blue and yellow symbolizing Sweden with a: ”S”. Then Sweden, as chair country for EU, will host a hundred plus meetings for the parasitical power-hungry elite of Europe, throwing away more millions. Isn’t there some better way we can spend all the billions upon billions that politicians all over Europe cost us each year? Maybe we can build a huge stairway to heaven or if we throw the money in the fire it would at least bring us some heat. Both these suggestions are more suitable use of money.