Here´s another shock:
Apparently people undergone the totally unnecessary vaccination against history´s least dangerous flu (of the swiney kind) are reported to suffer 7 times higher risk of getting narcolepsy.
No way!! Who could have possibly known? Oh, yea, that’s right, anyone actually able to read...
You people are so stupid that I´m actually hoping for and happily awaiting a true and utterly painstaking apocalypse.