Saturday, January 23, 2010

Vodka - the beverage of life

‘nuff said…

Why guns and self-defense is made illegal

During the last seconds of this clip you’ll be aware of the real reasons why those in power don’t want you to be able to own and carry any sort of weaponry. But listen to the whole thing, this is a powerful story and it could have come from Columbine US or Jokela, Tuusula, Finland.

Thanks to Englands Freedome, Souldiers Rights for the tip

When guns are made illegal only criminals will carry guns. The moment you realize this and understand why the powers that be still don’t want you to protect yourself, I hope you immediately start looking for a shady character to purchase a gun. Government be damned. The politically correct be damned. Fuck ‘em all.

You have an absolute right to protect you and you loved ones, and whatever anyone, no matter how many or who they are, says, this right is and always should be absolute.

3 naked women and one man

A naked woman who wandered into a downtown Farmington bank, Minnesota, caught the attention of bank employees and customers earlier this week. The conclusion was drawn that the female had some psychological problems.

A nude woman, wrapped in a carpet, was found in the night on the natural history museum in Norway. According to reports this too was out of the ordinary and nothing seem to have been stolen, although I suspect that the strip-search may have been unnecessary, I cannot help wondering if she had some trinkets stuffed into one or two orifice.

A 33 year old PRC lady by the name of Cao Yan was jailed 4 weeks for drinking naked with clients in a KTV lounge, Singapore. She got the job by claiming on her resume that she graduated with a Bachelor degree in industrial management from China’s Nanchang University. However, investigations revealed that she had never studied at Nanchang University. Perhaps Cao was valued not for her “managerial” skills, but her “talent” for drinking naked with men.

And from Springfield, Virginia, we hear that Eric Williamson faces an indecent exposure charge after a passerby saw him in the buff in his own home making coffee. A woman and 7-year-old boy who saw him naked apparently had cut through Williamson's front yard from a nearby path.

I prefer porn myself, but some nakedness in the news is always a good thing…

What should have happened

A older couple awoke from sounds from the balcony and both the man and wife reached for their guns. They found some men trying to break into their home and emptied 4 clips each into the bodies of these robbers. Treated as heroes they then got honorary mentions in the news, a medal from the king and a free car.

This wasn’t what happened, of course. Since the government has outlawed self-defense and our homes are on rent from those deemed better than us mere mortals, such events hardly ever take place.

Instead, as many times before, a family in Sweden got robbed of their possessions while standing there helplessly. They could have been raped, murdered and hacked into pieces as well, but hey, as long as the thieves are okay…