Saturday, January 23, 2010

3 naked women and one man

A naked woman who wandered into a downtown Farmington bank, Minnesota, caught the attention of bank employees and customers earlier this week. The conclusion was drawn that the female had some psychological problems.

A nude woman, wrapped in a carpet, was found in the night on the natural history museum in Norway. According to reports this too was out of the ordinary and nothing seem to have been stolen, although I suspect that the strip-search may have been unnecessary, I cannot help wondering if she had some trinkets stuffed into one or two orifice.

A 33 year old PRC lady by the name of Cao Yan was jailed 4 weeks for drinking naked with clients in a KTV lounge, Singapore. She got the job by claiming on her resume that she graduated with a Bachelor degree in industrial management from China’s Nanchang University. However, investigations revealed that she had never studied at Nanchang University. Perhaps Cao was valued not for her “managerial” skills, but her “talent” for drinking naked with men.

And from Springfield, Virginia, we hear that Eric Williamson faces an indecent exposure charge after a passerby saw him in the buff in his own home making coffee. A woman and 7-year-old boy who saw him naked apparently had cut through Williamson's front yard from a nearby path.

I prefer porn myself, but some nakedness in the news is always a good thing…

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