Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Another non-shooting

A 21 year old was not shot twice yesterday. Apparently the 21y old and a friend weren’t sitting in a car in the city of Malmö when a man didn’t walk up to em and fire a couple of shots with a gun. It seems that the shooter, who doesn’t exist, had a bad aim since he only hit the shoulder twice.

This is just one in a long line of shootings, which never happen, recently.

In Sweden such events don’t take place since we have strict anti-gun laws and self-defense is outlawed. Guns are banned and so shootings never occur in my birth nation.

mon petit creme brulee

The obese dictator of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, that has decided that violent videogames and toys, according to his views, should be banned in Venezuela, has now found a new enemy. Well, not so new, the rest of the world’s governments have also targeted the same enemy so for once the plump totalitarian is in good company.

Chavez, as the quote-maker that he is has said that “PlayStation is poison” and now he’s uttered another nice thingy worthy of any government near you:

"The Internet cannot be something open where anything is said and done.”

Isn’t that nice? Dictator Chavez is angry with Venezuelan political opinion and gossip website Noticierodigital oh and twitter which apparently let people say what they want. Also Facebook is a nuisance to him because his adversaries can start their own groups.

Feel familiar? It should, almost exactly the same thing many politicians near you have said. And it could be any of them, any president, any foreign secretary or justice mentalist could have spoken those words. The difference is that Chavez, with the power of the state behind him and as dictator actually can ban and outlaw anything on a whim. Your politician is doing the same thing, only slower and with more sneakiness.

But the argument is very similar. It’s about the Chiiiildreeeen, terrorist use internet, immoral things goes on online.

Chavez has not yet gone as far as his friends in Iran or as the real influence to the West, China, but that’s just a matter of time. Or, if he wants, he can probably get a lot of good pointers from Sweden and our totalitarian control-grid.

Cocaine - a loveable enjoyment

A newspaper in Sweden is reporting on that younger females to a larger degree are testing cocaine. Of course this is followed up with celebrities warning about testing the drug and some ‘experts’ saying how dangerous it is.

I have, tested it that is. Cocaine is one of the few drugs that actually holds its ground against alcohol, which I prefer to all else. Really good cocaine is worth both the money and worth the risk albeit a very slim one, of getting hooked. That’s not the political correct thing to say, but it is nevertheless the truth.

Newspapers don’t tell you the truth about drugs in general because there’s an unspoken rule not to say anything that can upset the powers that be or something that can upset obese mothers with an overzealous attitude to start campaigning outside the window.

The truth is you don’t get hooked or become an addict by trying drugs; none of them does that to you, not even tobacco. You can test them all and several times over before your mind or body crave it. It will eventually happen though, so be careful.

Another truth is that most overdoses and gang-related killings are because of the law, not despite of it. It is the law that creates mafias; it is the law that kills, unnecessarily. Without the law banning drugs most criminal gangs and terrorist groups would be without income. Nothing would hurt criminals more that to make drugs legal.

A third truth, which most people already know about, is that drugs make you feel good. People have always wanted drugs, always will have a desire for them and no law, no police and no politician will ever change that. Because we like them.

Me, I stick to alcohol, which is the second worse drug there is after tobacco, but I like it the most. Alcohol is probably the most social drug and very easy to dose correctly. I like sitting around with friends discussing how to best blow up parliament or just mellow in front of my PC with a good bottle of merlot. ‘Illegal’ drugs can seldom be used in that way.

Cocaine is one exception to this rule; thanks to TV cocaine is regarded as a party drug and a very hip one used by the rich and famous. This is, of course, a fact used by media portraying the famous as liable, which is yet another nonsense idea.

Also, cocaine can be used together with for example alcohol. Alcohol is something that cannot be mixed with most other drugs so you’ll better not mix alcohol with ecstasy or GHB. Almost all that dies from GHB for instance have mixed the drug with alcohol, which is very dangerous and a much unknown subject.

You see we’re not told how to use drugs either; we don’t have information available which we would have on an open market. As a consequence many youngsters that otherwise would be alive dies from mixing drugs or from doing bad drugs bought in a dark alley. Again, the law is at fault.

Most drugs are not worth the try, take my word for it. But if you feel the need to, cocaine may be worth it, but if so buy the good stuff, not the crappy shit normally available. If you want to stay away from them all, fine, that’s your choice, me I drink alcohol - each to his own.

Nibbling on pills

Time for some afternoon ranting.

I have never understood why so many people on this planet immediately reach for the cabinet filled with various pills as soon as the slightest pain or headache is present. Do deluded citizens really think that a pill is always the answer?

I’ve hardly ever eaten a painkiller. The only time I can remember is when I broke a couple of ribs in the military and so I felt it necessary to gulp down some morphine. Headache, stomach pain, the occasional sniffle or any other ailment I endure.

Pain isn’t dangerous, in fact feeling pain is often a good thing. It means that the body is working or that your immune system is strutting its stuff. And having a fever is normally your body reacting consequently not the actual disease, but rather the way your body is fighting it. So why try to get rid of it?

I’m no doctor and I might be completely wrong, but I’ve always felt that if your body isn’t allowed to work and fight on its own, your body will get weaker. That’s also one of the main reasons why I NEVER have taken any flu-shot. If a normal flu comes along that my body can’t handle my body is a weak one. I’m not stupid, if there happens to be an outbreak of something out of the norm I’ll obviously consider taking an injection, but normally why even bother?

There are some girls that do have terrible menstrual pains, there are those with diseases like cancer or any other sickness with deadly or very painful effect, so I sort of get that those people are nibbling on pills or running to the doctor, but that’s not what I’m talking about. I am talking about normal healthy humans that haven’t drank enough water or been in the sun too long and got a headache. I am talking about people that for every pain in the body take one or two pills.
What’s up with such idiots?

Never mind the possible negative bodily reaction, potential addiction or long term effects, what about the very notion of it? It comes back to my original thought; do deluded citizens really think that a pill is always the answer?

Greek porn eases the mind

As most of us know by now Greece is in serious economic trouble. What better way to draw some bitter minds and bloody palms away from the calamities for a while then porn?

Julia Alexandratou is the name of the girl and she’s apparently pretty famous. I’ve never heard of her before but Alexandratou, 23, who is half-English, has done various model shoots as well as a number of music videos. The singer says it was made for private use, but when watching the flick (yes I have) it seem very professionally done.

Not only is the lady doing some pretty ‘nasty’ stuff including a ‘money-shot’ and some over the top moaning porno-style but it also seems that they have a cameraman around too. It could be an ordinary porno and is far more explicit and rangier than for example the Paris Hilton one.

I’m guessing this is more of a marketing stunt than anything else. Many idiots will be out buying her stuff, records, posters and such just for this, which is probably why the flick entered the market in the first place. As a professional marketer I say bravo to the lady.

After the meeting in Brussels with the 16 eurozone countries they’ve apparently reached an agreement on how they would help Greece (and consequently destroy the Euro) should it prove necessary. They should have encouraged more porno-watching instead, but we cannot have it all now can we...

Julia Alexandratou

Contagious shootings

Apparently it is almost like a disease when talking about shootings. If one idiot is out threatening or actually do shot someone, several follows. So say some ‘expert’ in Swedish papers today since no less than 4 schools have been exposed to warnings about shooting sprees after the first one.

Of course it has nothing to do with bored or fed up youngsters. Unemployment, financial calamities, a government chasing after an entire generation for sharing information has nothing to do with it either. That drug tests will be imposed on minors without parents consent and, as far as I can tell, by restraints if necessary, is a completely different subject. Right?

Anyway, shootings only occur by gun-toting right-wing nutty and very fat Americas… and in rural Finland. Well Fins are crazy buggers, we all know that. Oh, and Germany on a couple of occasions, but that’s it. Well, France as well, and Russia, and Colombia, but nowhere else. I heard a rumor about Australia, a couple of African states and… but those are all lies.

It will never happen in Sweden though; we have strict gun-laws.

Oh, wait, did someone get shot yesterday? Noo, can’t be. And another shooting? No... It isn't true. And no-one even remember the gangs or that crazed Lieutenant knocking of 7 people in the middle of Sweden, so that never happened. Nope, nothing to see there.