Friday, June 25, 2010

Problem with Dick bloodflow

Apparently the former vice (giving) head of state is at the hospital again. Not a shooting accident mind you just yet another heart incident. The war criminal, that also have been revealed to covering up that hundreds of innocent men were sent to the Guantánamo Bay prison camp because ‘they’ feared that releasing them would harm the push for war in Iraq and the broader War on Terror, was admitted to the hospital Friday after experiencing discomfort.

Cheney's heart attack earlier this year was his fifth since age 37. A heart attack occurs when blood flow to the heart muscle is blocked.

Me I believe, honestly believe, that the same problem exists for the illicit Dick comes to his little tiny namesake. Isn’t the heart responsible for pumping blood to all limbs? I’ve said it before but it should be said again; one haft to assume that the reason why certain men want to build more ships is that like most men they like big machines with big engines that fire big missiles because they have a deep seated need to overcompensate for their own shortcomings.

And you don’t need to be an arch feminist to see how phallus shaped rockets, phallus shaped missiles and bullets are used in this battle for size measurement.

Maybe a good idea is to offer free extension operations to all men in governing positions?

Anyway, let’s hope the mass murdering thug in question leaves us this time. Not the death hundreds of thousands of murdered would wish for, but a death nevertheless. This fucking dick will not be missed.

From the

1. dick chaney
Shooting someone with a shotgun at close range.
I ran up on this dude with the shotty and Dick Chaney'd his ass!

2. Dick chaney
The hunter of hunters. He will shoot you with a shotgun...hunting some of the smallest birds out there. Good job!
I'm sorry, but I'm in this hospital. Why? Oh, I got dick chaney'd.

3. Dick Chaney
Sexual manuver, in which one person ejectulates into the face of their partner
I pulled a Dick Chaney on Lisa last night and had a hunting accident all over her face

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