This post is for those few out there that actually uses the brain. You might have stubble upon this blog entry in several ways, but if you don’t believe in freedom and personal choice you can stop reading now and leave this place.
The ones I’m addressing is the ones who knows what inflation is and constantly have that scream in the head over stupidities like Barack Obama or governmental bank- and company bailouts. To you who are feed up with the madness in the world and cannot believe there are such things as feminists and gun control. To all you out there that know the truth I say to you; give up! Stop trying to convince and help the idiots. Sell everything you have and move somewhere where you can be pretty anonymous and feel a bit “safer”. Actually the best thing we could do is to form a new or buy a new country and with nuclear weapons we should be able to keep the looters away. But that’s not really realistic.
The world is heading for a big recession (yes idiot, we are just getting started, stop reading and go away) and when that recession moves over to that appending depression nothing good can come out of it. This isn’t an Ayn Rand novel or some fairytale were people suddenly realize their faults and fess up, that’s never going to happen. The fascist cancer that rooted itself in the earliest man at the dawn of time cannot be cured by lectures or chemotherapy. There is no cure for the populism, opportunism and pure madness that runs in the veins of pretty much everyone on this planet. The sooner you become conscious of this the better you will feel. Just breathe and let go.
I know many of you still have faith in humanity and maybe even think that this crisis will be a lesson and that we might rebuild a better world afterwards. Many of you think that if you just convince enough people and argue your case, things will improve. In a way I admire that stamina and conviction and the patience you show towards the idiots. But every victory you might claim is a Pyrrhus one. Every time a government does the right thing, ten others do the opposite. And a government doing the right thing will most likely not get elected. Every time freedom is claimed there will be thousands of regulations and taxes destroying it. And when you actually manage to convince some people about the realities of this world, they forget it after a week; some might forget the same day. There is a reason why history always seems to repeat itself and there is a reason why people keep ending up as slaves. The reason is that people in general are morons. Can you really blame politicians and high ranking officials for taking advantage of the money and power they have been given by the people? Lefties always blame the market and the greed among the rich as soon as some recession or scandals hits the news. The right blames politicians and the government. In a way they are both right, but the main blame should be put on the shoulders of the people. If citizens actually contemplated things and used their grey matter we would never see death camps, starvation or wars.
The two main reasons why governments have been able to keep the charade up for so long and keep winning votes is that we keep inventing things to improve productivity and that people don’t know (or rather don’t want to know) what’s really going on. And they might actually be able to run the spectacle forever. Because who will the people blame for the recession and who will be the scapegoats? To what and to whom will they turn when the money is gone and unemployment is sky-high? Sure as hell will not be towards those who hold the answer. Again we will see some funny little charismatic man deliver solutions to the hysteria. And people will listen, because they are idiots. There are so many faults and stupidities I could point at, but you already know those. So if you still insist on sticking around and keep helping the idiots find a slightly better way, please, at least keep some emergency plan in the back of your head. Sooner or later, that might save your life. And if you figure out some great way to save ourselves or the world, please let me know.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
The Obama Deception
This is very long and it’s filled with pretty stupid conspiracy theories, but it’s still great and also filled with frightening truths. Try to watch it and ignore the mumbo jumbo. Focus on the real things and the real decisions that are proven. If you do, this is great stuff.
You are going to die! Part XVII
Suicide is great fun. I mean, there is countless ways to die and you can pick and choice whatever you like. So whenever you are sitting alone and have nothing to do, try figure out how you would like to leave this existence. Most people like to act in a way that gets them killed, not really intentionally, but they still do it. People all around are for some reason religious and are there a surer way then religion to get burned, excommunicated, start wars or in others ways create your demise? Maybe Government as a collective name for all rulers throughout history is an even surer way of getting killed. So voting, electing and demonstrating for government is another elusive way of getting yourself killed. But there are lots of other things that are much funnier if you want to die. People living on the hillside of an active volcano or insisting on going out on a boat trip with a hurricane at the horizon is great entertainment. People swimming in shark infested waters, climbing mountains or falling down in the shower is other interesting funnies to contemplate on.
But you might wanna leave out those apparent ones. It’s really not so fun taking your own life if millions of others have done the same thing. A shot in the head or turning on the gas seem a bit passé. Hanging has some funny attributes to it, especially if you dangle from the ceiling when the wife comes home or maybe you can hang from the flag post outside a childcare center? Oh, the look on some innocent preteens almost makes it worth it, doesn’t it? Then we have those jumpers. Never really got those. There is a risk you reconsider on the way down and who really wants to be turned into some gooey pile on a pavement? Maybe if you aim at some pedestrians or try to land on top of nice looking bimbo with huge knockers it would spice things up a bit, but otherwise a boring way to go. There are accounts of people tripping and landing in a puddle of water by the road and drowning or that tale of that famous daredevil that slipped on an orange and got an infection that killed him. But those are hard to plan and it takes the fun out of it you arrange such things. Alien invasions or comets crashing down are also achievements that are not really something you can plan. So what does that leave us? Lots of things! There is no end to how you might die! Smoking, drugs, alcohol, over eating, under eating, fires, AIDS, stepping in front of a car, snakes, crocodiles, falling asleep in a walk-in freezer, knifes, putting your head on a train-track, sticking a fork in the electrical outlet, hippos, airplane crash, doing the suffocation thing during sex, walking over a mine-field and thousands upon thousands of others. It’s really only your mind that sets the limit. Too bad most of you lack some interest in this topic and only want to go out to boring way with governments holding the rifle. Use your imagination for God’s sake! Suicide can be great fun and if you are going to leave us, do it in a fun way.
But you might wanna leave out those apparent ones. It’s really not so fun taking your own life if millions of others have done the same thing. A shot in the head or turning on the gas seem a bit passé. Hanging has some funny attributes to it, especially if you dangle from the ceiling when the wife comes home or maybe you can hang from the flag post outside a childcare center? Oh, the look on some innocent preteens almost makes it worth it, doesn’t it? Then we have those jumpers. Never really got those. There is a risk you reconsider on the way down and who really wants to be turned into some gooey pile on a pavement? Maybe if you aim at some pedestrians or try to land on top of nice looking bimbo with huge knockers it would spice things up a bit, but otherwise a boring way to go. There are accounts of people tripping and landing in a puddle of water by the road and drowning or that tale of that famous daredevil that slipped on an orange and got an infection that killed him. But those are hard to plan and it takes the fun out of it you arrange such things. Alien invasions or comets crashing down are also achievements that are not really something you can plan. So what does that leave us? Lots of things! There is no end to how you might die! Smoking, drugs, alcohol, over eating, under eating, fires, AIDS, stepping in front of a car, snakes, crocodiles, falling asleep in a walk-in freezer, knifes, putting your head on a train-track, sticking a fork in the electrical outlet, hippos, airplane crash, doing the suffocation thing during sex, walking over a mine-field and thousands upon thousands of others. It’s really only your mind that sets the limit. Too bad most of you lack some interest in this topic and only want to go out to boring way with governments holding the rifle. Use your imagination for God’s sake! Suicide can be great fun and if you are going to leave us, do it in a fun way.
Weapons of mass collaboration
Many people, also in Sweden, have low confidence in politicians and the elite in power. And that’s a good sign, but what most of you don’t know is how close the power elite really are to each other. There are journalists sleeping with and getting married to politicians, you have CEO’s going to party’s with their union counterparts, you have marketing people switching between different political camps and you have elected officials that basically don’t interact with anyone else but other elected officials. In a small country like Sweden this is a problem in many ways and you do not need to be a conspiracy buff to figure out what happens when the same appointed people are sitting together in countless different boardrooms. Someone might argue that it’s because so few are interested in politics, but that’s just BS. You need to move up thru the jugend ranks and you need to grease, lick and sometimes lie your way there. All the way giving up any kind of decent ideology you might have had from the start. And the businesspeople are not much better, they want to keep their power, wealth and status and have no problem what so ever to hold hands with socialist or unions. They might say different things, they might act as they are enemies, but in reality they are a neatly packed little gang of thief’s and opportunists giving each other benefits and high salaries.
So it’s not very surprising that some union leaders get caught in the melted cheese or that executives end up doing this or that. They live in their own little world and you might think you know this and might even nod when you read this post, but in reality you have no idea. Basically imagine the worst crappy soap opera you know, take that times ten and maybe, just maybe, take away the murders, and you have what goes in among the power elite in Sweden.
Wanja Lundby-Wedin, politicians using government credit cards in strip clubs and high ranking people refusing to acknowledge taking part in certain decisions is only the symptom. The real sickness is the whole system. I know you are still going to vote for some of those out-of-touch-with-reality people as you always do and if you are a socialist you might argue that this is what happens with capitalism, but that’s the same thinking that got us those officials we have and the system that exists. The only way of getting rid of the corruption and power hungry elitists is to give the power to the people. If you can decide over you own life, then we are getting somewhere. As long as someone else gets your money and rule our lives, there will be no change. So if you really think, as I do, that we have a system that is wrong and elected politicians that doesn’t listen, you should argue for you. You should be your own king. You should decide what to buy, what to drink, were to live and what to do with your money. If you don’t think you should have these rights, then, by all means, keep doing what you always have done, vote for more government and give away your freedom. But then you should also not complain, you are mainly at fault for Wanja and the rest of the horde, don’t blame them; you gave them your power. Should they decline Godlike benefits and the power to dictate people’s life? Would you? So either argue and take back what is yours, or shut up and go back to voting and mumbling complaints like you always do.
So it’s not very surprising that some union leaders get caught in the melted cheese or that executives end up doing this or that. They live in their own little world and you might think you know this and might even nod when you read this post, but in reality you have no idea. Basically imagine the worst crappy soap opera you know, take that times ten and maybe, just maybe, take away the murders, and you have what goes in among the power elite in Sweden.
Wanja Lundby-Wedin, politicians using government credit cards in strip clubs and high ranking people refusing to acknowledge taking part in certain decisions is only the symptom. The real sickness is the whole system. I know you are still going to vote for some of those out-of-touch-with-reality people as you always do and if you are a socialist you might argue that this is what happens with capitalism, but that’s the same thinking that got us those officials we have and the system that exists. The only way of getting rid of the corruption and power hungry elitists is to give the power to the people. If you can decide over you own life, then we are getting somewhere. As long as someone else gets your money and rule our lives, there will be no change. So if you really think, as I do, that we have a system that is wrong and elected politicians that doesn’t listen, you should argue for you. You should be your own king. You should decide what to buy, what to drink, were to live and what to do with your money. If you don’t think you should have these rights, then, by all means, keep doing what you always have done, vote for more government and give away your freedom. But then you should also not complain, you are mainly at fault for Wanja and the rest of the horde, don’t blame them; you gave them your power. Should they decline Godlike benefits and the power to dictate people’s life? Would you? So either argue and take back what is yours, or shut up and go back to voting and mumbling complaints like you always do.
United banana States
America have just let go of the slightly more clever chimpanzee who liked shiny things that throws bombs at people and instead got the Obaminator that likes bananas so much he’s going to form the United banana States – the place where inflation guides the way and the morally bankrupt rules over a duped populace.
What’s happening “over there” is something completely horrible. Maybe one of the most horrid events in history of men. This because the country of USA started out as and have, in several ways, been a beckon of freedom and democracy in the world. This is about to change. As I have written before Obama is planning to form what can only be described as his own private army. If you believe in this or not or if you have come to terms with the fact that many of Obama’s closest have been or are communists, doesn’t really matter, at least not in the short run. Because what’s really troublesome is the economics, or rather lack off. You cannot borrow money and print lots of them in order to spend, spend and spend. Not even government can do this in eternity, even if most politicians would like to. Especially you cannot do this when there is hardly anything backing you up. And what I’m talking about is savings and productivity. America have been living well over its actual standard and with government supported banks lowering interest rates people have spent pretty much all they have on things they cannot afford. And to this bubble we can add the coming currency crisis that will happen pretty soon. When that dollar fails and the manic spending fails there is nothing left but even more regulations and more government. And when people take to arms to defend their freedom, which many Americans will do, the government needs to crack down on this too. Basically Obamanomics is doing what my birth nation of Sweden did in almost a century, but this in a few years, months even. But also in a time where there is no financial back-up for it and with a pending depression lurking around the corner. This will be disastrous in oh so many ways and government knows only one way to react, with violence and more laws.
And Obama, the slick, well-oiled and evil man that he is keep spreading lies and continues to try to trick the populace with stupidities so severe you are wondering why he gets away with it. But the press don’t even comment on his speeches about that his parents, his mother, a white woman from Kansas, and his father, a black Muslim from Africa, had the courage to get married and have a child because of people did “march across a bridge” in Selma, Alabama. The problem with that description is that Barrack Obama, Jr. was born on August 4, 1961, while the first of three marches across that bridge in Selma didn’t occur until March 7, 1965, at least five years after Obama’s parents met. And there are many more of those lies that no one calls him on. But still, people trying to be something they are not or exaggerating themselves isn’t that big of a deal, sure he is the president with communist friends and is going on the biggest spending spree in history without any money, but okay. The worst part is that he lies about the economy. He’s seeing the light, we are already seeing improvements and if people are just patient, everything will be okay. This is by far the worst humbug in modern days of politics, at least among the “democratic” states. This is idiocy so severe that it will throw United States into poverty and despair. And with pretty much the same things going on in Britain and businesses going down all around the world, what do you think is going to happen? Will there be a happy ending?
What’s happening “over there” is something completely horrible. Maybe one of the most horrid events in history of men. This because the country of USA started out as and have, in several ways, been a beckon of freedom and democracy in the world. This is about to change. As I have written before Obama is planning to form what can only be described as his own private army. If you believe in this or not or if you have come to terms with the fact that many of Obama’s closest have been or are communists, doesn’t really matter, at least not in the short run. Because what’s really troublesome is the economics, or rather lack off. You cannot borrow money and print lots of them in order to spend, spend and spend. Not even government can do this in eternity, even if most politicians would like to. Especially you cannot do this when there is hardly anything backing you up. And what I’m talking about is savings and productivity. America have been living well over its actual standard and with government supported banks lowering interest rates people have spent pretty much all they have on things they cannot afford. And to this bubble we can add the coming currency crisis that will happen pretty soon. When that dollar fails and the manic spending fails there is nothing left but even more regulations and more government. And when people take to arms to defend their freedom, which many Americans will do, the government needs to crack down on this too. Basically Obamanomics is doing what my birth nation of Sweden did in almost a century, but this in a few years, months even. But also in a time where there is no financial back-up for it and with a pending depression lurking around the corner. This will be disastrous in oh so many ways and government knows only one way to react, with violence and more laws.
And Obama, the slick, well-oiled and evil man that he is keep spreading lies and continues to try to trick the populace with stupidities so severe you are wondering why he gets away with it. But the press don’t even comment on his speeches about that his parents, his mother, a white woman from Kansas, and his father, a black Muslim from Africa, had the courage to get married and have a child because of people did “march across a bridge” in Selma, Alabama. The problem with that description is that Barrack Obama, Jr. was born on August 4, 1961, while the first of three marches across that bridge in Selma didn’t occur until March 7, 1965, at least five years after Obama’s parents met. And there are many more of those lies that no one calls him on. But still, people trying to be something they are not or exaggerating themselves isn’t that big of a deal, sure he is the president with communist friends and is going on the biggest spending spree in history without any money, but okay. The worst part is that he lies about the economy. He’s seeing the light, we are already seeing improvements and if people are just patient, everything will be okay. This is by far the worst humbug in modern days of politics, at least among the “democratic” states. This is idiocy so severe that it will throw United States into poverty and despair. And with pretty much the same things going on in Britain and businesses going down all around the world, what do you think is going to happen? Will there be a happy ending?
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Brainless chimps falling for the scam
The monkeys of this world are “thinking” again. On Saturday it’s the WWF:s, manifestation Earth Hour and idiots all over the world will turn down the lights in a manifestation of incredible stupidity. This just to appease those back-to-nature freaks who think that turning down the worlds lights is a good idea. We should of course increase the energy usage in the world, not lowering it, but these mindless chimps would rather have people starving then a couple of lights being on too long.
And of course it is the scam of manmade global warming they are opposing. This crazy notion might actually be history’s biggest lunacy. Religions and socialism could be regarded as bigger idiocies, but those have some tricky things about them and you can almost get it why people get ripped off by “saving the poor”-crap and those promises of an afterlife. But this about manmade global warming is so absolutely crazy and the truth is right in front of everyone. The science isn’t hidden, the history of this planet is right there for everyone to see and there is not one single proof for what the chimps are saying. But still the morons buy it! If there ever was a clearer evidence for people being idiots I have never seen it.
I’m going to turn on everything in sight and crank heat and electricity up to maximum. Maybe I at least can compensate for some of those idiots out there that think they are helping the environment. The madness seems to never end. Were the hell is that apocalypse?
And of course it is the scam of manmade global warming they are opposing. This crazy notion might actually be history’s biggest lunacy. Religions and socialism could be regarded as bigger idiocies, but those have some tricky things about them and you can almost get it why people get ripped off by “saving the poor”-crap and those promises of an afterlife. But this about manmade global warming is so absolutely crazy and the truth is right in front of everyone. The science isn’t hidden, the history of this planet is right there for everyone to see and there is not one single proof for what the chimps are saying. But still the morons buy it! If there ever was a clearer evidence for people being idiots I have never seen it.
I’m going to turn on everything in sight and crank heat and electricity up to maximum. Maybe I at least can compensate for some of those idiots out there that think they are helping the environment. The madness seems to never end. Were the hell is that apocalypse?
Do they play video games?
One after the other pops up saying they knew nothing about giving away tens of millions to Christer Elmehagens AMF-pension. Wanja Lundby-Lundin is not alone. So I’m starting to wonder what they do at those meetings and if everyone at that board are completely insane. Don’t they ask about decisions leading to these kinds of expenditures? Don’t they read what they decide about and/or read transcripts and go thru the meeting agenda? It’s not like it’s a couple of some bills for snacks and coffee we are talking about so some of these incompetent suckers need to be sleeping or playing games instead of actually paying attention. The power elite in Sweden don’t seem to care about “small” decisions that cost tens of millions. Not that this changes anything, Wanja Lundby-Lundin should resign. Hiring a CEO and knowing what he does, what he gets paid and if he is doing his job or not are among the most important decisions you can make at a board. And you need to know that complaining about high salaries when your are sitting at two different boards that has decided to pay out as high salary is incompetents at the very least. It’s the hypocrisy that’s showing and this from a lady earning millions each year herself. Why are people members of that union stupidity?
Great news from around the world
Per capita income rose slower than inflation in Florida last year, meaning the average person was effectively earning less, according to federal statistics released Tuesday.
Airline losses are expected to reach $4.7 billion in 2009
The Czech government loses a vote of confidence in parliament midway through the country's six-month EU presidency. Resign time.
According to Amnesty International (which normally shouldn’t be trusted though) the number of state executions almost doubled last year worldwide, with China accounting for nearly three-quarters of the total.
outsourcing firms in India are seeing a rapid decline in businesses. Mainly because of the US raising anti-outsourcing sentiments. (Obama is at the same time taking a stand against protectionism… )
chief executive Leif Johansson told Dow Jones Newswires that he believes that Sales of heavy trucks in Europe are set to drop 40 per cent in 2009
Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke says his hands were legally tied in dealing with AIG bonuses. Bernanke and Treasury's Timothy Geithner, testifying before a House panel, say new laws are needed on bankruptcies involving large financial institutions. (Maybe they can make use of Obamas new Jugend squads?)
Adcorp Australia Ltd net profit was down 21.1% to $1.5 million in the half-year to December 31, 2008, on revenue down 1% to $18.9 million.
Food prices have risen by between 10 and 111 per cent in the last three months in Kenya
Airline losses are expected to reach $4.7 billion in 2009
The Czech government loses a vote of confidence in parliament midway through the country's six-month EU presidency. Resign time.
According to Amnesty International (which normally shouldn’t be trusted though) the number of state executions almost doubled last year worldwide, with China accounting for nearly three-quarters of the total.
outsourcing firms in India are seeing a rapid decline in businesses. Mainly because of the US raising anti-outsourcing sentiments. (Obama is at the same time taking a stand against protectionism… )
chief executive Leif Johansson told Dow Jones Newswires that he believes that Sales of heavy trucks in Europe are set to drop 40 per cent in 2009
Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke says his hands were legally tied in dealing with AIG bonuses. Bernanke and Treasury's Timothy Geithner, testifying before a House panel, say new laws are needed on bankruptcies involving large financial institutions. (Maybe they can make use of Obamas new Jugend squads?)
Adcorp Australia Ltd net profit was down 21.1% to $1.5 million in the half-year to December 31, 2008, on revenue down 1% to $18.9 million.
Food prices have risen by between 10 and 111 per cent in the last three months in Kenya
Why should they let in a warmongering dictator wannabe?
I’m not really on the same side as South Africa, but I can in some way understand them. Why would they let Dalai lama come into their country? Dalai lama is a man that is running around crying about not being able to be dictator because someone else is. This infestation of a man – supported by Richard Gere – shouldn’t be encouraged, he should be in jail. Sure we should free Tibet from the Chinese idiots, but not for this dictator wannabe.
Horrible leadership Wanja
So many have already criticized Wanja Lundby-Wedin, among those me, for her idiotic attempt to shield her from critic coming at her from all directions and she is either incompetent or a liar. Most probably the later, yeah, let’s call her a liar. This lying little woman has now also proven she is a terrible leader and a very poor excuse for a role-model. Even IF (very big if) she somehow have some magical explanation for her stupidity, she is still dragging the union and the social democrats down with her but she is still not resigning.
The only reasonably thing to do is to step down, resign, and then take another lucrative job. If she gets acquitted, fine, she can walk around with a high nose. If not, she can say she did the right thing. And even more correct she would show leadership to step down. You do not drag others or your organization down with you. One of the most important parts of being a leader is to take responsibility also when the wind is blowing. You show the rest that this was me, my mistake, not anyone else’s and the Union can move on, dented, but moving. Now she is dragging them along with her and that’s inexcusable. As I said before, I rather see her confess she made that decision rather than hiding behind some BS story about not knowing something that is her damn job to know. And that’s bad enough, now this. Take your bags Wanja and move on. The union idiots can manage without you, but possibly not with you.
The only reasonably thing to do is to step down, resign, and then take another lucrative job. If she gets acquitted, fine, she can walk around with a high nose. If not, she can say she did the right thing. And even more correct she would show leadership to step down. You do not drag others or your organization down with you. One of the most important parts of being a leader is to take responsibility also when the wind is blowing. You show the rest that this was me, my mistake, not anyone else’s and the Union can move on, dented, but moving. Now she is dragging them along with her and that’s inexcusable. As I said before, I rather see her confess she made that decision rather than hiding behind some BS story about not knowing something that is her damn job to know. And that’s bad enough, now this. Take your bags Wanja and move on. The union idiots can manage without you, but possibly not with you.
The toilet that God forgot – jobs worse than prostitution
As I said in the previous entry, I’m looking for jobs much worse than prostitution. And here is a tale about that thing you never ever want to see or even hear about.
Many years ago I was an active politician and one day we were going to have a meeting. I as chairman together with my trusty side-kick and vice chairman arrived early at our local hangout to put out snacks and prepare the meeting. I needed to go to the toilet but stopped in the doorway.
We hadn’t been at this place for a couple of weeks and I had forgotten that the toilet was broken, you couldn’t flush. But some smart kids had figured out that they could do their business anyways as long as they didn’t flush. So in a nice little pile to the top there were number ones and number two’s neatly packed together. And then some underage teen, that we had sold homebrewed vodka to, had puked all over the place and made an attempt to cover it up with more paper. Okay, it didn’t look to horrific and the smell wasn’t as bad as you might think but it was not pleasurable. So I thought, stupid as I am, that I’m going to be a man about this and try to clean it up. I went into the kitchen, got me rubber gloves and a couple of long thingies and a bucket. My blond little side-kick asked me what I was doing so I told her and went to work, well for about 4sec anyways. The moment I touched this pile that threatened to overwhelm the toilet it bursted into the most petrifying smells you can ever imagine. And the bundle of things in there started to come alive going around in a hypnotic circle of human waste and something else I can only describe as “otherworldly”. This is the only time in my life I ever felt religious. Because only something unholy made by nightmarish bests in the deepest caves of hell could have made that in front of me. The devil himself couldn’t have come up with something more disgusting. I throw myself out of there gasping for air, half hulking and very much panicked. That blond vice-chairwoman looked patronizing at me and pulled her hair back. She was going to show me how it is done. She had worked at an old folks home for years and had seen and picked it all up. She was cooler than me. And to be fair, she lasted longer than me, about 4-5sec longer. We then decided to make an executive decision; after all it was tax money. So we called in a guy to fix it for us and even if even he looked a bit puzzled and got a bit white around the edges, he did it fast and efficiently. And when I asked him if he ever seen anything like it, he said yes. I didn’t know then and I don’t know now if I should feel very impressed by this man or think he is a complete idiot. But one thing is for sure, a prostitute cannot have a worse job than him.
Many years ago I was an active politician and one day we were going to have a meeting. I as chairman together with my trusty side-kick and vice chairman arrived early at our local hangout to put out snacks and prepare the meeting. I needed to go to the toilet but stopped in the doorway.
We hadn’t been at this place for a couple of weeks and I had forgotten that the toilet was broken, you couldn’t flush. But some smart kids had figured out that they could do their business anyways as long as they didn’t flush. So in a nice little pile to the top there were number ones and number two’s neatly packed together. And then some underage teen, that we had sold homebrewed vodka to, had puked all over the place and made an attempt to cover it up with more paper. Okay, it didn’t look to horrific and the smell wasn’t as bad as you might think but it was not pleasurable. So I thought, stupid as I am, that I’m going to be a man about this and try to clean it up. I went into the kitchen, got me rubber gloves and a couple of long thingies and a bucket. My blond little side-kick asked me what I was doing so I told her and went to work, well for about 4sec anyways. The moment I touched this pile that threatened to overwhelm the toilet it bursted into the most petrifying smells you can ever imagine. And the bundle of things in there started to come alive going around in a hypnotic circle of human waste and something else I can only describe as “otherworldly”. This is the only time in my life I ever felt religious. Because only something unholy made by nightmarish bests in the deepest caves of hell could have made that in front of me. The devil himself couldn’t have come up with something more disgusting. I throw myself out of there gasping for air, half hulking and very much panicked. That blond vice-chairwoman looked patronizing at me and pulled her hair back. She was going to show me how it is done. She had worked at an old folks home for years and had seen and picked it all up. She was cooler than me. And to be fair, she lasted longer than me, about 4-5sec longer. We then decided to make an executive decision; after all it was tax money. So we called in a guy to fix it for us and even if even he looked a bit puzzled and got a bit white around the edges, he did it fast and efficiently. And when I asked him if he ever seen anything like it, he said yes. I didn’t know then and I don’t know now if I should feel very impressed by this man or think he is a complete idiot. But one thing is for sure, a prostitute cannot have a worse job than him.
Fat people should be jailed – jobs worse than prostitution
I was visiting a blog-buddy and read her writings about prostitution (you should all go visit her by the way, on the top among the blogs - http://storminawineglass.blogspot.com/ - smart and funny lady). Her topic got me thinking about occupations and such what is much worse than being a prostitute. It was not very hard; there are hundreds of them, so I started thinking about what jobs I have had that might be considered worse. And I immediately thought about McDonald’s. Not that working there or at any other fast-food joint is so horrible in itself, no, the people who comes there to eat are. You have alcoholics, families and even politicians dropping by. And then of course there are fat people. Fat might be a bit loose term and I’m not talking about having a couple of extra kilos, that might actually even work out for the better. No, what I’m talking about is those obese blobby things that blot out the sun when they come within 100ft. People with that kind of fat that oozes over from the seat they are mainly sitting on over to the next one. People that just need a couple of drops of water to take a bath because their bodies fill out the rest. And what’s the worst thing they can be doing? That’s right, eating. When you see one of these creatures hovering over a table at McDonalds munching away on a pile of hamburgers you just want to slap them silly. But of course you cannot do that; the ripple effect might take out the entire restaurant. And do you know what’s even worse than seeing one of those horrifying whales snacking? Cleaning up the toilet after them!
I lasted about 4 months on McDonalds and the things I remember are: having a fight with an idiotic manager; smelling like a garbage-bag everyday; and those obese fatsos eating and then going to the toilet. Still having nightmares about that last one. Now, I have never been in the prostitution business, but as long as those hookers don’t get an obese blimp doing them while he’s eating a hamburger and then they need to clean up the toilet before they get paid, I seriously doubt their job is worse.
I lasted about 4 months on McDonalds and the things I remember are: having a fight with an idiotic manager; smelling like a garbage-bag everyday; and those obese fatsos eating and then going to the toilet. Still having nightmares about that last one. Now, I have never been in the prostitution business, but as long as those hookers don’t get an obese blimp doing them while he’s eating a hamburger and then they need to clean up the toilet before they get paid, I seriously doubt their job is worse.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Smelly Populism but still great
The Swedish government has decided to stop all extra bonuses and flexible salary solutions for CEO’s and directors in public companies. Even if this is very much populism and a suggestion even Joe average will sneeze at, it’s a good one. First of all they lower the risk for the taxpayers with about 0,01%, not much, but every little thing one should be happy for. Second of all it will make it harder to recruit the very best, which is the most excellent thing ever. It might actually increase the risk for the taxpayers with lots more than the pay level lowered, but I still believe it’s a fantastic idea. Public companies should have the very bottom of the barrel and the biggest scumbags on the market running them. Because then people might discover that their tax money is at risk and might be more inclined to sell of one or two of these idiocies. Brilliant of the government. Increase the risk taking and maybe they can sell some companies, to bad those public companies will be worth less, but hey, I take what I can get. Good job, Go team!
Messed up bloggy paranoid thingy and porn
Is it just me or is this blogger thingy really messed up today? I smell a government conspiracy at work. Isn’t fun when you can always blame the government? Well they are at fault 97% of the times, so you can hardly go wrong.
Or is there some as-hole that have hacked my computer, or is it just this blog? Anyways, if it’s some of those governmental agencies having fun, give me phone call for god’s sake. If it’s some other person just after some fun to see who this idiot is, go nuts. Have nothing against being hacked, as long as nothing is destroyed or used for some evil purpose I later get blamed for. And I have some good porn’s to watch, please make yourself at home.
Probably just me being paranoid. But just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not after you...
Or is there some as-hole that have hacked my computer, or is it just this blog? Anyways, if it’s some of those governmental agencies having fun, give me phone call for god’s sake. If it’s some other person just after some fun to see who this idiot is, go nuts. Have nothing against being hacked, as long as nothing is destroyed or used for some evil purpose I later get blamed for. And I have some good porn’s to watch, please make yourself at home.
Probably just me being paranoid. But just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not after you...
Peter Schiff - The Crisis Just Begun
Why isn’t anyone listing to Peter this time? I know I’m saying the same damn thing, but I’m a footnote at best, this guy at least is pretty famous and he isn’t alone. But you won’t will ya? I know, you’re an idiot, but if you have the time, listen a little bit at least.
Another leftie caught in a puddle of ooze
From: www.timesonline.co.uk
Questions hung over the future of Lord Myners, the City Minister, last night after it emerged that he helped to set up a business in the tax haven of Bermuda. The minister, who has already been severely criticised for allowing Sir Fred Goodwin, the former RBS chief executive, to leave his job with a £16.9 million pension pot, helped in 2002 to set up Aspen Insurance Holdings, a company based in Bermuda that avoids more than £100 million a year in British taxes.
Gordon Brown, who appointed Lord Myners last October, has declared his intention to clamp down on tax havens, saying this month that the world has “no place” for them.
Lord Myners, who is responsible for the Government’s handling of the banking crisis and who helped the Prime Minister last year to launch a high-profile investigation into tax havens, earned close to £200,000 in one year as chairman of Aspen, a property and crisis reinsurance company. He received a £50,000 farewell bonus when he left the job in 2007.
Not that it really matters that much who’s in charge, politicians will always end up in trouble like this, no matter what political home they have. But these left-winged colonostrophy bags seem always to be the worst ones, don’t they? But you still keep voting for them. Go team!
Questions hung over the future of Lord Myners, the City Minister, last night after it emerged that he helped to set up a business in the tax haven of Bermuda. The minister, who has already been severely criticised for allowing Sir Fred Goodwin, the former RBS chief executive, to leave his job with a £16.9 million pension pot, helped in 2002 to set up Aspen Insurance Holdings, a company based in Bermuda that avoids more than £100 million a year in British taxes.
Gordon Brown, who appointed Lord Myners last October, has declared his intention to clamp down on tax havens, saying this month that the world has “no place” for them.
Lord Myners, who is responsible for the Government’s handling of the banking crisis and who helped the Prime Minister last year to launch a high-profile investigation into tax havens, earned close to £200,000 in one year as chairman of Aspen, a property and crisis reinsurance company. He received a £50,000 farewell bonus when he left the job in 2007.
Not that it really matters that much who’s in charge, politicians will always end up in trouble like this, no matter what political home they have. But these left-winged colonostrophy bags seem always to be the worst ones, don’t they? But you still keep voting for them. Go team!
Fess Up Wanja
Wanja Lundby-Wedin, the head of the union organizations (LO) in Sweden and active social democrat has really stepped in it and she is rubbing her foot in it and I almost expect her to start rolling around in it. And how smelly it is. This little lady who commands millions of – more or less forced - members and is head of the socialist manure that has ruled Sweden for almost 100 years now have been furious in the media over bonuses and high salaries to executives and bank managers. Oh, she has complained in all directions while she herself is collecting 400 000+ a year from useless boards plus salary 700 000+ and on top of that Godlike benefits. But it’s the “rich” and the “wealthy” (not her) who should be blamed, which is the usual Marxist crap she and her headless followers chuck out now and again. So now when it’s become public that she sits at the board of directors of one company that’s has given away 30 millions in pensions to a former CEO, she claims to have not been aware of it. She has been duped, tricked, fooled, been brought behind the curtain, been bamboozled and swindled and she was utterly unknowing of this horrible thingy. According to some media she was attending the very meeting when this pension thingy was decided. But even if she didn’t the payout is visible in the public books and records, but she knew noooothing. Shouldn’t a powerful and, apparently, low paid lady like this at least take the time to read what has happen at each meeting? Or why not hire one extra headless goon that can read it for her? And I most ask myself whether or not her confessions of being incompetent isn’t really worse than paying out a hefty sum to an retired CEO. I mean, I would actually prefer someone who made that decision rather than someone who apparently doesn’t do her job at all and have no clue what’s going on around her.
At the same time we learn about Margot Wallström, also social democrat, who apparently collects the nice little sum of 21 million from the European Union to add to her salary of about 3 million a year. And what have she done for productivity and prosperity? That’s right, nothing! At least many of those CEO’s and directors have and/or will contribute to society; a politician does nothing but cost money.
I actually have nothing against people making a lot of money. If they earn billions or get entire companies in presents I don’t care at all, as long as its private business. But what I do care about is spineless chickens like Wanja Lundby-Wedin rather wanting to be incompetent than to fess up. And the morality of these women complaining about directors while they live like queens themselves (on mainly tax money!) is just appalling. Let’s make them take an oil bath and then dip them in chicken feathers and send them on a road trip around Sweden in the back of a roofless truck. I heard it still snowing here and there, might do these lefties some good living in the real world for a change.
At the same time we learn about Margot Wallström, also social democrat, who apparently collects the nice little sum of 21 million from the European Union to add to her salary of about 3 million a year. And what have she done for productivity and prosperity? That’s right, nothing! At least many of those CEO’s and directors have and/or will contribute to society; a politician does nothing but cost money.
I actually have nothing against people making a lot of money. If they earn billions or get entire companies in presents I don’t care at all, as long as its private business. But what I do care about is spineless chickens like Wanja Lundby-Wedin rather wanting to be incompetent than to fess up. And the morality of these women complaining about directors while they live like queens themselves (on mainly tax money!) is just appalling. Let’s make them take an oil bath and then dip them in chicken feathers and send them on a road trip around Sweden in the back of a roofless truck. I heard it still snowing here and there, might do these lefties some good living in the real world for a change.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Nuclear power powers the powers
The political parties in Sweden are taking new stands on whether or not they are going to destroy capital in form of nuclear plants. Not that I care about the scam of manmade global warming, but for those that believe in that hoax nuclear power should be among the solutions, but no, instead there is less power that is on the ticket. There is 600 times more uranium in the ground than gold and there has been no major new uranium exploration for 20 years, but at current consumption levels, known uranium reserves are predicted to last for 85 years so its a good sourch of energy. Apparently the parasits are thinking a bit, first the government and now the opposition. Not that anything really has changed except for the intention of maybe not go through with the idiocy. A way of getting some votes I guess and in recession the Swedish industry might need some positive news. The opposition needs to show at least something they agree upon, so good job by the tree huggers and communists to make something out of their collaboration.
The Philosophy of Liberty
Great little thingy
Why oh why did they close down this show!? Appending apocalypse or financial crises don’t affect me half as much as this travesty.
Why oh why did they close down this show!? Appending apocalypse or financial crises don’t affect me half as much as this travesty.
Acolytes of those tiny men
I have been thinking more and more on how and why so many people of this planet are so incredibly stupid. The truth is mostly not very well hidden and certain facts are obvious to see for everyone still that opportunistically thinking and those socialist views keep winning time and again. Why do you all insist of not using your brains? The main reason for this is probably that populism and opportunism that comes from indoctrination by journalists, teachers and politicians. We have all heard sentences like: “You need to share with others”; “The society needs to help the poor”; “The rich keep getting richer” and other nice little smelly things that float around us. And then we also have that laziness that all humans possesses, we want to do as little as possible for as high gain as possible. So if some well dressed first-rate speaker tells us we are going to get stuff for free, we tend to listen. But I still think there are a couple of more reasons than this.
First of all there is that fear of death. And I don’t merely mean death as a concept of not being around anymore, no, I’m talking about that fear of pain, misery and conflict that are associated with “death”. We tend to seek out comfort and protection to sooth our minds and government is one of those institutions that are supposed to give us this reassurance. Also we draw comfort in being in a “group”. This group can be anything from joining the fanclub of a football team to being a member of the communist party. Having people around us that thinks and looks like ourselves makes one feel stronger and more secure. But we also want to be with those that are winning, or have a bigger group because in this case size really matter. The bigger and stronger a group is, the more secure we feel. And in the interest of self-preservation we would rather sit quiet and follow the stream rather than do our own thinking. This also means that those of us that believe in individuality and freedom of choice for the little and lonely man end up on the sideline, outside most of the groupings. So the voice of reason becomes something “outside” standing “against” the group/s most others are a part of. And the consequents of this can be seen at any schoolyard.
Secondly I think that there is lack of understanding of certain realities, mainly within the field of economics. And if there ever were one thing that government and those in power always have been good at, it’s the mystification of economics. The more problem there is the more hocus pocus there seem to come from financial experts and governmental officials. And most people just turn that sound down, thinking that all those numbers and hard words are for the ones with higher education and better understanding. It is in reality really simple, but they don’t want you to know this. Here are the only things you ever need to know about economy:
1) Governments have never and can never produce anything without taking value from somewhere else
2) You can never get anything for free
3) 1=1
4) Supply and demand – no one will produce if there is no demand and vice versa.
You should also know that money, the kind we use today, is only worthless pieces of paper that we ACCEPT as a means to exchange gods. Money in itself is worth nothing, it’s the productivity and things we create that holds the value.
If you understand these fairly simple truths, you can see right thru pretty much anything that you being told in media or from your government.
I don’t believe that anyone will listen of course, and even if you did, the moment you end up in the “real world” again, that group, those suits and that religious guy will sound too tempting to resist. So it is probably true after all, you are all idiots.
First of all there is that fear of death. And I don’t merely mean death as a concept of not being around anymore, no, I’m talking about that fear of pain, misery and conflict that are associated with “death”. We tend to seek out comfort and protection to sooth our minds and government is one of those institutions that are supposed to give us this reassurance. Also we draw comfort in being in a “group”. This group can be anything from joining the fanclub of a football team to being a member of the communist party. Having people around us that thinks and looks like ourselves makes one feel stronger and more secure. But we also want to be with those that are winning, or have a bigger group because in this case size really matter. The bigger and stronger a group is, the more secure we feel. And in the interest of self-preservation we would rather sit quiet and follow the stream rather than do our own thinking. This also means that those of us that believe in individuality and freedom of choice for the little and lonely man end up on the sideline, outside most of the groupings. So the voice of reason becomes something “outside” standing “against” the group/s most others are a part of. And the consequents of this can be seen at any schoolyard.
Secondly I think that there is lack of understanding of certain realities, mainly within the field of economics. And if there ever were one thing that government and those in power always have been good at, it’s the mystification of economics. The more problem there is the more hocus pocus there seem to come from financial experts and governmental officials. And most people just turn that sound down, thinking that all those numbers and hard words are for the ones with higher education and better understanding. It is in reality really simple, but they don’t want you to know this. Here are the only things you ever need to know about economy:
1) Governments have never and can never produce anything without taking value from somewhere else
2) You can never get anything for free
3) 1=1
4) Supply and demand – no one will produce if there is no demand and vice versa.
You should also know that money, the kind we use today, is only worthless pieces of paper that we ACCEPT as a means to exchange gods. Money in itself is worth nothing, it’s the productivity and things we create that holds the value.
If you understand these fairly simple truths, you can see right thru pretty much anything that you being told in media or from your government.
I don’t believe that anyone will listen of course, and even if you did, the moment you end up in the “real world” again, that group, those suits and that religious guy will sound too tempting to resist. So it is probably true after all, you are all idiots.
More great news from the world
UK unemployment has risen above two million for the first time since 1997
Eurozone industrial output plunged by 3.5% in January compared with the previous month, the biggest decline since records began in 1990
The Kremlin will not bail out Russia’s oligarchs or their foreign creditors, said Igor Shuvalov, the first deputy prime minister, on Friday, putting pressure on both sides to renegotiate the $130bn (€96bn, £90bn) in foreign debt owed by the largest companies.
The number of South Floridians filing for bankruptcy surged 42 percent in February to 1,662 from a year ago.
Shares of Xerox Corp. fell after the company cut its profit forecast nearly 80% on restructuring costs and slowing technology spending.
Eurozone industrial output plunged by 3.5% in January compared with the previous month, the biggest decline since records began in 1990
The Kremlin will not bail out Russia’s oligarchs or their foreign creditors, said Igor Shuvalov, the first deputy prime minister, on Friday, putting pressure on both sides to renegotiate the $130bn (€96bn, £90bn) in foreign debt owed by the largest companies.
The number of South Floridians filing for bankruptcy surged 42 percent in February to 1,662 from a year ago.
Shares of Xerox Corp. fell after the company cut its profit forecast nearly 80% on restructuring costs and slowing technology spending.
Clueless humans of this planet
Maybe if I and millions of others survive of the work of those who produce we will live happily forever? And if someone doesn’t keep giving us “free” stuff we won’t vote for them, so those politicians better keep borrowing and printing money for us. It would also be nice if we had a lot of laws and regulations so only some businesses can thrive, and when some of those businesses lose money, we can always rely on the government to bail them out. And the government also needs to lower interest rates and create fake values to we think we are richer then we are so we can buy things we actually can’t afford. Savings and investments are for suckers, we need to spend it all and if the money runs out, the government can always print and borrow some more. Maybe politicians even can increase protectionism and safeguard those who have jobs so they can keep working and sending their money to us who watch TV or work for the government.
And if ever there is a crisis we can always blame the rich, maybe the Jews or Muslims, but the rich sounds less racist, let’s blame them. So during that crisis we can finally lift up our fat behinds and take to the streets, shouting, blaming and hurling things at those who actually try to work for a living. Smug sons of bitches, getting educated and working to get more and more money. Who do they think they are? Everyone knows the rich are to blame. And if the crisis doesn’t get solved in time for us buying that third car we don’t need and cannot afford, we will vote for that petite little funny man that’s says he is going to solve all our problems. He blames the rich and the directors and the financial markets as the great thinker he is. All we need to do is vote for him and he will fix it all by rearmament and increasing our borders. Yepp, it’s good to be human.
And if ever there is a crisis we can always blame the rich, maybe the Jews or Muslims, but the rich sounds less racist, let’s blame them. So during that crisis we can finally lift up our fat behinds and take to the streets, shouting, blaming and hurling things at those who actually try to work for a living. Smug sons of bitches, getting educated and working to get more and more money. Who do they think they are? Everyone knows the rich are to blame. And if the crisis doesn’t get solved in time for us buying that third car we don’t need and cannot afford, we will vote for that petite little funny man that’s says he is going to solve all our problems. He blames the rich and the directors and the financial markets as the great thinker he is. All we need to do is vote for him and he will fix it all by rearmament and increasing our borders. Yepp, it’s good to be human.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Problem almost solved
Apparently researchers and scientist from several departments and universities – all paid by and for governments – have joined forces and come up with a brilliant formula to not only solve the threat of manmade global warming but it also shows this threats impact on human life. The formula has taken years to develop and is still not really finished, but according to Hewhonow S Best, the head of research and development at FU, it’s just a matter of time and money. “This is a great step towards knowing what goes on this planet” Mr Best explains as he shows how far they have come.
X+y=Z
(the formula)
“The formula can be described as 3 variables coming together and they are dependent on the value of the other. X isn’t really necessary for the equation, that’s always zero.” Mr Best explains as he wipes of the sweat from under his man tits with a hundred dollar bill. “Y is consequently neatly intertwined with Z and that shows us that global warming is a real thing which no one knew before. It seems that weather can change over time and even from one day to the next, heavy rainfall one day and sunshine the next.” Mr Best then explains how all this research have been made possible thanks to governmental founding and that with more time and even more tax money they might be able to perfect the formula even further. Mr Best then shows a picture of a snowflake and some sand and tells a frightening fact: “It is time that people of this planet realize that snowfall and desserts are real and governments most take action now”
Reporter: S. Tupid
X+y=Z
(the formula)
“The formula can be described as 3 variables coming together and they are dependent on the value of the other. X isn’t really necessary for the equation, that’s always zero.” Mr Best explains as he wipes of the sweat from under his man tits with a hundred dollar bill. “Y is consequently neatly intertwined with Z and that shows us that global warming is a real thing which no one knew before. It seems that weather can change over time and even from one day to the next, heavy rainfall one day and sunshine the next.” Mr Best then explains how all this research have been made possible thanks to governmental founding and that with more time and even more tax money they might be able to perfect the formula even further. Mr Best then shows a picture of a snowflake and some sand and tells a frightening fact: “It is time that people of this planet realize that snowfall and desserts are real and governments most take action now”
Reporter: S. Tupid
The sinners are starting to wake up – too late
In several articles in Swedish, Indian and British newspapers today speaks of the similarities with the crisis in the 20’s and 30’s and points out that the worlds GDP is dropping and that this is just getting started. Kind of a good thing that some idiots out there finally get’s it. But it is too late. I have been writing and saying that for years now and even if I’m an obscurity in this context, I’m not the only one. Several well known economists and organizations have been trying to shout this out to the world for many years, no one listened, in fact many countries and know-it-all-people have not just been ignoring the apparent truth, they have been doing the complete opposite of what they should be doing and are still doing the same damn wrongs now! When you keep spending money you do not have and every time some problems pops up the only thing you do is borrow and print more money so you can keep the charade up, what do you think is going to happen? And this is still what governments are doing now! So even if some are starting to smell the apocalypse, they are still not getting it. Governments intervening, spending money, printing money and borrowing money isn’t the answer, that’s the idiocy that got us into this mess, why do you think that’s going to take us out of it?
And just like back in the 20’s many journalists and the combining forces of the left are crying about the market and how capitalists are at fault. People are screaming at high payouts for executives and going to demonstrations that are meant to make governments increase the stupidities even further. Protectionist thinking is getting more and more common at the same time as more and more countries are feeling the beginning of this recession. Just like back then. And yes, we are only starting to see the funnies rolling around, this is only the second act, we still have the third, fourth and final act to go through. Why do you think I keep telling you to stockpile those candles and dried up food packages? If you haven’t before, do that now. You are going to need it.
There are basically two main differences between today’s crisis and the great depression. Firstly back then we had, in many ways, a sounder economic foundation than most of the world does today. Secondly, the drop is much higher, we are richer today. So when that third act hits us the mayhem and despair will be greater then back then. And the response of the idiotic people back then was to turn to fun people like Hitler, Lenin, Stalin and Mussolini – men that blamed the rich, the market and the Jews. And the left way of thinking that dominates the world is doing the exact thing now. So all that is missing is those hysterical solutions from funny tiny men that appeals to none functional brains of citizens and then we are off from the starting block for real.
Even if, through some miracle, the world slowly seem to be gaining momentum again and IF all those stupidities that “the greatest minds” are coming up with to fight the recession leads to some breathers and halting of the crisis, nothing will have changed. All they are doing is postponing what most and will happen. Money can’t be printed to imitate value, not even countries can keep borrowing money to spend over and over, governments can’t keep intervening and controlling the market forever, sooner or later the bubble is going to burst, and I can’t wait. This is going to be so much fun. You have deserved it, you have voted for it and you are still crying for the same stupidities today. Please remember to salute those death camps and wars that’s coming, you created them. You think I’m joking or are a nutcase, don’t you? Yeah, and that’s makes it even funnier. Good luck. Idiots.
And just like back in the 20’s many journalists and the combining forces of the left are crying about the market and how capitalists are at fault. People are screaming at high payouts for executives and going to demonstrations that are meant to make governments increase the stupidities even further. Protectionist thinking is getting more and more common at the same time as more and more countries are feeling the beginning of this recession. Just like back then. And yes, we are only starting to see the funnies rolling around, this is only the second act, we still have the third, fourth and final act to go through. Why do you think I keep telling you to stockpile those candles and dried up food packages? If you haven’t before, do that now. You are going to need it.
There are basically two main differences between today’s crisis and the great depression. Firstly back then we had, in many ways, a sounder economic foundation than most of the world does today. Secondly, the drop is much higher, we are richer today. So when that third act hits us the mayhem and despair will be greater then back then. And the response of the idiotic people back then was to turn to fun people like Hitler, Lenin, Stalin and Mussolini – men that blamed the rich, the market and the Jews. And the left way of thinking that dominates the world is doing the exact thing now. So all that is missing is those hysterical solutions from funny tiny men that appeals to none functional brains of citizens and then we are off from the starting block for real.
Even if, through some miracle, the world slowly seem to be gaining momentum again and IF all those stupidities that “the greatest minds” are coming up with to fight the recession leads to some breathers and halting of the crisis, nothing will have changed. All they are doing is postponing what most and will happen. Money can’t be printed to imitate value, not even countries can keep borrowing money to spend over and over, governments can’t keep intervening and controlling the market forever, sooner or later the bubble is going to burst, and I can’t wait. This is going to be so much fun. You have deserved it, you have voted for it and you are still crying for the same stupidities today. Please remember to salute those death camps and wars that’s coming, you created them. You think I’m joking or are a nutcase, don’t you? Yeah, and that’s makes it even funnier. Good luck. Idiots.
USA to appoint a new (T)czar?
After some computers have been under attack, U.S. senators decided to recommend creating the post of a cyber-security czar (Don’t you to think this is a misspelling of the word “Tsar”?).
More expressly, the lawmakers are after a legislation that, among other things, would:
• Establish a permanent national cyber-security czar who would report directly to the president.
• Require vulnerability assessments by intelligence and Homeland Security officials, reviewing the threat to not only government computers but critical private networks, as well.
• Create a public-private clearinghouse for cyber-threat and vulnerability information-sharing. The clearinghouse would be responsible for the management and sharing of data between the federal government and private-sector critical infrastructure operators.
• Provide funding for scholarships to get more people into the field of cyber-security.
Together with things like ACTA and the ongoing trials and prosecutions of so called “Cyber pirates” this is starting to look kind of promising. Add to this also what I wrote about Obama’s scheme to form his own private little jugend club and we can start connecting the dots. But I still hold that smurf Putin as number one on my: The-one-who-will-end-it-all list. Those petite little things are always the most fun ones.
More expressly, the lawmakers are after a legislation that, among other things, would:
• Establish a permanent national cyber-security czar who would report directly to the president.
• Require vulnerability assessments by intelligence and Homeland Security officials, reviewing the threat to not only government computers but critical private networks, as well.
• Create a public-private clearinghouse for cyber-threat and vulnerability information-sharing. The clearinghouse would be responsible for the management and sharing of data between the federal government and private-sector critical infrastructure operators.
• Provide funding for scholarships to get more people into the field of cyber-security.
Together with things like ACTA and the ongoing trials and prosecutions of so called “Cyber pirates” this is starting to look kind of promising. Add to this also what I wrote about Obama’s scheme to form his own private little jugend club and we can start connecting the dots. But I still hold that smurf Putin as number one on my: The-one-who-will-end-it-all list. Those petite little things are always the most fun ones.
Why won’t someone please think of the children!?
One of the biggest stories from Sweden today is that a new rule meant to cut down on the amount of ”cheaters” within the welfare system is costing more money that it actually saves. Bloggers and journalists love this story as a way of trashing the ‘right-wing’ government (slightly left of the center in politics) and as a way to celebrate the system. The best way of tackling this issue is of course to get rid of the system, or at least this part of it, but that’s now how the chimpanzee’s of this world “think”. And it is a nothing cost, just a couple of millions extra, that’s nothing compared to what the government is really up to, but since none of the well-lubricated colons of my birth nation understand this let’s look at this modest issue.
Apparently it “works” a little bit like this: A parent/s is a bit tired of going to work so she/he/them decides to stay home to “look after their sick child” and in accordance to system, they get a hefty check from the government in compensation when they do this. How anyone can be surprised at some people use the existing system this way is a big riddle in itself. But in steps the ‘right-wing’ government and pointing their fingers and solemnly declares to parents: “Naha! You need a permission slip from the daycare center or the school to get your own money you have paid in taxes back from us so you can skip work and stay home with your child”. And the consequent of this - of course - is massive regular mail being sent back and forth between governmental officials (hired or re-diploid for handling this) and parents wanting a piece of the pie (which they themselves are paying for). So why is anyone surprised of this extra cost? Also a mystery.
And then we have the obligatory answer from the ‘right-wing’ government: They need to evaluate and do more studies before they know what this adjustment to the system actually lead to. So more tax money is going to be spent on investigating something that anyone with a brain already knows the answer to.
So why can’t the parents keep their money from the start and thereby not pay for those officials, the salary of useless politicians, all the documents sent and instead make their own choice depending in their income? Well, there might be someone that wouldn’t have the money to help their children, and we most always consider the children, the children are our future and are helpless without support, the children needs their parents and the government need the children to grow up and pay taxes like good little morons. So once again people are showing those of us with functional grey matter how stupid they really are.
Apparently it “works” a little bit like this: A parent/s is a bit tired of going to work so she/he/them decides to stay home to “look after their sick child” and in accordance to system, they get a hefty check from the government in compensation when they do this. How anyone can be surprised at some people use the existing system this way is a big riddle in itself. But in steps the ‘right-wing’ government and pointing their fingers and solemnly declares to parents: “Naha! You need a permission slip from the daycare center or the school to get your own money you have paid in taxes back from us so you can skip work and stay home with your child”. And the consequent of this - of course - is massive regular mail being sent back and forth between governmental officials (hired or re-diploid for handling this) and parents wanting a piece of the pie (which they themselves are paying for). So why is anyone surprised of this extra cost? Also a mystery.
And then we have the obligatory answer from the ‘right-wing’ government: They need to evaluate and do more studies before they know what this adjustment to the system actually lead to. So more tax money is going to be spent on investigating something that anyone with a brain already knows the answer to.
So why can’t the parents keep their money from the start and thereby not pay for those officials, the salary of useless politicians, all the documents sent and instead make their own choice depending in their income? Well, there might be someone that wouldn’t have the money to help their children, and we most always consider the children, the children are our future and are helpless without support, the children needs their parents and the government need the children to grow up and pay taxes like good little morons. So once again people are showing those of us with functional grey matter how stupid they really are.
Some great news from Namibia
From BBC:
Namibia's President Hifikepunye Pohamba has declared a state of emergency in six northern districts after floods killed at least 90 people. He said the floods could be one of the worst disasters of its kind in recent memory and warned of food shortages. Field after field of crops have been destroyed, as have houses, schools, health centres and roads.
Crocodiles and hippos are swimming through the flood waters, attacking and killing people.
Even though the rains have subsided, correspondents say the damage is so great that it will be some time before the thousands of people displaced by the floods will be able to return home. Mr Pohamba called for emergency assistance from the international community. Aid workers fear the floods could lead to outbreaks of diseases such as cholera and malaria. Angola has also been affected by the floods - 25,000 people have lost their homes and several others have died in the southern province of Cunene.
It might be difficult for aid agencies to help these two countries because they are already over-stretched in Africa, and they have less money than usual because of the global financial crisis.
I’m laughing my socks of, does it get funnier?
Namibia's President Hifikepunye Pohamba has declared a state of emergency in six northern districts after floods killed at least 90 people. He said the floods could be one of the worst disasters of its kind in recent memory and warned of food shortages. Field after field of crops have been destroyed, as have houses, schools, health centres and roads.
Crocodiles and hippos are swimming through the flood waters, attacking and killing people.
Even though the rains have subsided, correspondents say the damage is so great that it will be some time before the thousands of people displaced by the floods will be able to return home. Mr Pohamba called for emergency assistance from the international community. Aid workers fear the floods could lead to outbreaks of diseases such as cholera and malaria. Angola has also been affected by the floods - 25,000 people have lost their homes and several others have died in the southern province of Cunene.
It might be difficult for aid agencies to help these two countries because they are already over-stretched in Africa, and they have less money than usual because of the global financial crisis.
I’m laughing my socks of, does it get funnier?
Friday, March 20, 2009
Obama and der faderland
This is pretty much unbelievable; I needed to check this several times. I search, I read and I can still hardly believe it. It’s like looking into the past or reading one of Ayn Rand’s books. This is unbelievably scary and worst of all, it is true.
But before you read the last section of this blog entry which is in regard to what I’m talking about, here is some other news you should read first. Do this right and read these facts from the top down, it makes things even scarier.
In the beginning of March there was a big conference at Harvard, attending was several of the top lawyers and best known social scientists. The topic of this well attended event was: “The Free Market Mindset: History, Psychology, and Consequences” and it was basically argued throughout the conference that there is something wrong with people who believe in the free market. Juliet Schor, a very respectable well known American held a speech called:“ Colossal Failure: The Output Bias of Market Economies” whereas he argued, among many other funny things that; “If consumption is social, as considerable social science research shows, then the market delivers excessive levels of consumption” Basically they said that if you believe in capitalism, you have mental problems.
Jeff Eldridge got a standing ovation from House colleagues after he explained his reasons for his new bill. The legislation would outlaw sales of the iconic Mattel toy "and other similar dolls that promote or influence girls to place an undue importance on physical beauty to the detriment of their intellectual and emotional development."
There are more interesting things going on “over there” like the economics, but I have already mentioned that. So let’s get to the funniest thing since, well, ever. Because if you still are thinking things are going in the right direction and Barack Obama is a great leader, you might want to check these little facts out:
In 18 of March 2009 the House in the US voted a big Yes to this:
The Generations Invigorating Volunteerism and Education (GIVE) Act would dramatically increase funding for AmeriCorps, with a goal of expanding from 75,000 volunteers to 250,000. The bill also would increase education funding and establish a summer service program for students, paying $500 (which would be applied to college costs) to high-school and middle-school student who participate.
Not sure what this means? Let me elaborate.
WND reports:
The U.S. House of Representatives has approved a plan to set up a new “volunteer corps” and consider whether “a workable, fair, and reasonable mandatory service requirement for all able young people” should be developed.
The legislation also refers to uniforms” that would be worn by the “volunteers” and the “need” for a “public service academy”, a 4-year institution” to “focus on training” future “public sector leaders.” The training, apparently, would occur at “campuses.”
Many, however, are raising concerns that the program, which is intended to include 250,000 “volunteers,” is the beginning of what President Obama called his “National Civilian Security Force” in a a speech last year in which he urged creating an organization as big and well-funded as the U.S. military. He has declined since then to elaborate.
Stil not so sure what the point is? You should, but let’s look at another fun statement:
“Office of the President Elect” website post:
Obama will call on citizens of all ages to serve america, by developing a plan to require 50 hours of community service in middle school and high school, and 100 hours of community service in collge every year.
Still not getting it? How about this statement from Rahm Emanuel, chief of staff at the white house:
“It's time for a real Patriot Act that brings out the patriot in all of us. We propose universal civilian service for every young American. Under this plan, All Americans between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five will be asked to serve their country by going through three months of basic training, civil defense preparation and community service.”
Then how about this? Don’t think I’m a nutcase, just watch and see what this guy is saying and to whom he is speaking. It is translated into English.
But before you read the last section of this blog entry which is in regard to what I’m talking about, here is some other news you should read first. Do this right and read these facts from the top down, it makes things even scarier.
In the beginning of March there was a big conference at Harvard, attending was several of the top lawyers and best known social scientists. The topic of this well attended event was: “The Free Market Mindset: History, Psychology, and Consequences” and it was basically argued throughout the conference that there is something wrong with people who believe in the free market. Juliet Schor, a very respectable well known American held a speech called:“ Colossal Failure: The Output Bias of Market Economies” whereas he argued, among many other funny things that; “If consumption is social, as considerable social science research shows, then the market delivers excessive levels of consumption” Basically they said that if you believe in capitalism, you have mental problems.
Jeff Eldridge got a standing ovation from House colleagues after he explained his reasons for his new bill. The legislation would outlaw sales of the iconic Mattel toy "and other similar dolls that promote or influence girls to place an undue importance on physical beauty to the detriment of their intellectual and emotional development."
There are more interesting things going on “over there” like the economics, but I have already mentioned that. So let’s get to the funniest thing since, well, ever. Because if you still are thinking things are going in the right direction and Barack Obama is a great leader, you might want to check these little facts out:
In 18 of March 2009 the House in the US voted a big Yes to this:
The Generations Invigorating Volunteerism and Education (GIVE) Act would dramatically increase funding for AmeriCorps, with a goal of expanding from 75,000 volunteers to 250,000. The bill also would increase education funding and establish a summer service program for students, paying $500 (which would be applied to college costs) to high-school and middle-school student who participate.
Not sure what this means? Let me elaborate.
WND reports:
The U.S. House of Representatives has approved a plan to set up a new “volunteer corps” and consider whether “a workable, fair, and reasonable mandatory service requirement for all able young people” should be developed.
The legislation also refers to uniforms” that would be worn by the “volunteers” and the “need” for a “public service academy”, a 4-year institution” to “focus on training” future “public sector leaders.” The training, apparently, would occur at “campuses.”
Many, however, are raising concerns that the program, which is intended to include 250,000 “volunteers,” is the beginning of what President Obama called his “National Civilian Security Force” in a a speech last year in which he urged creating an organization as big and well-funded as the U.S. military. He has declined since then to elaborate.
Stil not so sure what the point is? You should, but let’s look at another fun statement:
“Office of the President Elect” website post:
Obama will call on citizens of all ages to serve america, by developing a plan to require 50 hours of community service in middle school and high school, and 100 hours of community service in collge every year.
Still not getting it? How about this statement from Rahm Emanuel, chief of staff at the white house:
“It's time for a real Patriot Act that brings out the patriot in all of us. We propose universal civilian service for every young American. Under this plan, All Americans between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five will be asked to serve their country by going through three months of basic training, civil defense preparation and community service.”
Then how about this? Don’t think I’m a nutcase, just watch and see what this guy is saying and to whom he is speaking. It is translated into English.
the freak and the idiots
Do I live on the same planet as Barack Obama and his stupid followers? I cannot recollect any ruler in history making so many huge mistakes as this guy, not even our friends Stalin and Mao did idiotic things like this ape – and no, I’m not a racist, he is just a idiotic a-hole of a mother F* that I’m having a hard time believing even exists. By Congressional Budget Office (CBO) calculation, Obama's budget is going to generate deficits averaging almost $1 trillion a year 2010-2019, and they don’t even take into account the monumental inflation risk! But Obama insist that his agenda is still on track… On track!? As an illustration, CBO says the deficit for the current budget year, which began Oct. 1, will top $1.8 trillion. That would equal 13 percent of GDP, a level not seen since World War II. And here you should know that back then, around WW II, the American economy was still in good health and focused on production. Now it is focused on spending, mainly with money that doesn’t exist and the inflation risk is greater than ever in history with so much money being printed. He is singlehandedly ruining an entire nation! And worst of all, if there is such a thing with this lunacy, is that he is spending all this money and this entire deficit: on spending it! It’s not investments, it’s not focused on production or making it easier for people to make money, oh no, it’s focused on burning the money! He could just as well shuffle these piles of newly printed and borrowed money in to the oven.
Were the hell is that apocalypse? We need a fresh start with other beings then the stupid two legged freaks that walks on this earth.
Were the hell is that apocalypse? We need a fresh start with other beings then the stupid two legged freaks that walks on this earth.
Those idiots at Coca-Cola
I had a fine day today at work, well, even better then fine actually. But one thing kept bugging me and is still on my mind now when I’m about to leave for the pub. I bought a Cola bottle, the plastic kind, and on the cork there was a message; “Use hand to turn” and then there was an arrow, showing which way to turn. And I was thinking, and still I am; what the hell and everything that is Obama, does this mean!? Are people opening cola bottles with their anus on a regular basis? Are bulldozers used to force those suckers open? Are people so profoundly stupid that they don’t know how to open a bottle? Or is this just a total waste of money and resources by Coca-Cola? I am leaning towards this latest one because you people haven’t really fallen so long down the evolutionary steps…. or have you?
"Get up, get out, get drunk - repeat as needed"
"Get up, get out, get drunk - repeat as needed"
A personal add
I noticed one of my blogging buddies had some difficulties with the whole dating game and until recently I couldn’t care less about women. But I actually starting to feel some urge to meet someone again and this friend of mine’s blog entry got me thinking about putting in a personal add.
It would be something like this:
I’m a cynical, overweight, middle aged man with minimal amount of romance in my bones. I never ever remember birthdays, anniversaries or hardly even names. I drink way too much; I sit by my computer all the time and love porn but I’m not so found of making love myself. I don’t really like children; even if they always seem to love me (don’t ask me why, very strange). I’m lazy, self absorbed and I’m very honest about your potential questions about fat, clothes and other things you might not like to know the answer to. I do have a job, but it is not very well paid. On the plus side I’m faithful, trustworthy and I feel right at home in the kitchen. I’m also willing to sign a hefty life insurance so when the government kills me you can collect a nice sum. Would you like to go out with me?
Ah? Doesn’t this sound like the perfect man?
It would be something like this:
I’m a cynical, overweight, middle aged man with minimal amount of romance in my bones. I never ever remember birthdays, anniversaries or hardly even names. I drink way too much; I sit by my computer all the time and love porn but I’m not so found of making love myself. I don’t really like children; even if they always seem to love me (don’t ask me why, very strange). I’m lazy, self absorbed and I’m very honest about your potential questions about fat, clothes and other things you might not like to know the answer to. I do have a job, but it is not very well paid. On the plus side I’m faithful, trustworthy and I feel right at home in the kitchen. I’m also willing to sign a hefty life insurance so when the government kills me you can collect a nice sum. Would you like to go out with me?
Ah? Doesn’t this sound like the perfect man?
The sad fact about America
Someone asked me why I cared so much about America and why I write crap about their mess. There are several reasons for this. First of all the United States is the worlds most powerful and, until recently at least, financially strongest nation. What happens there effect all of us and consequently it is of interests none Americans. Second of all, US were founded on the notion of freedom, equality and justice. As the only nation in human history to start out with those premises USA have always stood for hope and fight against tyranny. When you wave that flag we might say we loath you, we might even act as we hate you, but at the same time there has been respect, envy and for many people, dreams. Dreams about a place where you actually can enjoy peace and fulfill your full potential as a human. Sure you have done mistakes and done your share of damage to the world, but for a very long time you never lost that dream.
Your founding fathers and that constitution of yours are two of histories proudest achievements of the human race. You have come to rescue Europe several times, you saved us from the oppression of the communists, but now there is soon nothing left. You yourself are turning into the very thing your founding fathers didn’t like. You are becoming what all those millions upon millions of emigrants fled from: an oppressive socialist state built on the notion of printing money and government spending. You do not carry that dream and you cannot be called “the land of the free” anymore. This is what really saddens me and that’s why I write crap about America. Once upon a time I too dreamt of going across the Atlantic to the home of the brave, now I don’t see the point. To be fair, this isn’t entirely Obama´s fault, there have been many others and the one to mainly be blamed for your mess is Franklin Delano Roosevelt. That was the Keynesian who started your real decline. Obama will however go down in history as the president who brought you from prosperity to hyperinflation and despair. Welcome to the rest of the world and say hello to all those people in history that lived under oppression and idiocy, you are now one of us.
Your founding fathers and that constitution of yours are two of histories proudest achievements of the human race. You have come to rescue Europe several times, you saved us from the oppression of the communists, but now there is soon nothing left. You yourself are turning into the very thing your founding fathers didn’t like. You are becoming what all those millions upon millions of emigrants fled from: an oppressive socialist state built on the notion of printing money and government spending. You do not carry that dream and you cannot be called “the land of the free” anymore. This is what really saddens me and that’s why I write crap about America. Once upon a time I too dreamt of going across the Atlantic to the home of the brave, now I don’t see the point. To be fair, this isn’t entirely Obama´s fault, there have been many others and the one to mainly be blamed for your mess is Franklin Delano Roosevelt. That was the Keynesian who started your real decline. Obama will however go down in history as the president who brought you from prosperity to hyperinflation and despair. Welcome to the rest of the world and say hello to all those people in history that lived under oppression and idiocy, you are now one of us.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Fantastic news from the world
In Europe, where manufacturing accounts for nearly a fifth of gross domestic product, industrial production is down 12 percent from a year ago. In Brazil, it has fallen 15 percent; in Taiwan, a staggering 43 percent. In China, which has become the workshop of the world, production growth has slowed, with exports falling more than 25 percent. In the United States, industrial output fell 11 percent in February from a year ago.
Trade is shrinking even faster than production. Germany's exports down are 20 percent from a year ago, Japan's have plunged 46 percent, and in the United States, exports fell at an annualized rate of 23.6 percent in the fourth quarter of 2008.
Japan, among others, is raising fears about growing protectionism. (The only thing missing to make the 20’s come alive again)
A UK government bond auction saw the weakest demand from investors in more than 10 years on Thursday, emphasising the continuing difficulties of debt managers as they attempt to raise money in a stressed financial climate.
German industrial conglomerate ThyssenKrupp plans to cut more than 3,000 jobs or about 1.5 per cent of its total staff amid a slump in demand, the Financial Times reported on Friday.
Trade is shrinking even faster than production. Germany's exports down are 20 percent from a year ago, Japan's have plunged 46 percent, and in the United States, exports fell at an annualized rate of 23.6 percent in the fourth quarter of 2008.
Japan, among others, is raising fears about growing protectionism. (The only thing missing to make the 20’s come alive again)
A UK government bond auction saw the weakest demand from investors in more than 10 years on Thursday, emphasising the continuing difficulties of debt managers as they attempt to raise money in a stressed financial climate.
German industrial conglomerate ThyssenKrupp plans to cut more than 3,000 jobs or about 1.5 per cent of its total staff amid a slump in demand, the Financial Times reported on Friday.
Chavez again
Dear Hugo,
You have now soon realized every politician’s wet dream; becoming a dictator with people voting for it. Now you have nationalized pretty much everything and can soon go over to the next stage in your masterful ways with more open executions and imprisonments. You have shown us how to trick, manipulate and rule those idiots beneath us. This is a great inspiration to us all and we wish you the very best in the future.
With regards,
United Nations
That morning orgasm
Don’t you just love waking up in the morning and just letting go? Fiddle yourself in appropriate manor together with the rising sun is a great way to start the day. You feel more ready to face the day somehow. Normally I would recommend it no matter what, but suddenly you might press the wrong button and end up seeing Jay Leno and that black president idiot on your screen and then the day is ruined... I just know something bad is going to happen today...
When the shit hits the fan
It is soon going to very bad. However we don’t really know how badly. There are several well known economists, scientists and others that do agree with me to a certain point. Although not really as far as to the apocalyptical scenario I see before us, but many think it’s could be Great Depression bad or worse. When this depression hits us is also a matter for debate. I think we can expect another year or so of decent “normality”. Most of the stupidities that are being put into action today like printing tons of money and increasing national debts with trillions are not going to blossom fully until sometime into the future. So at least a year, probably a couple. But still, to plan and have a contingency plan is prudent at this point and this entry is to guide you to some of the choices you have in front of you.
1. Prepare
Even if I’m totally wrong and all those who thinks about the same as me also is wrong, it never hurt to have some extra candles, dried up food packages and similar items at home. There can always be a black-out, a sudden attack from a foreign nation, riots on the streets or maybe some shortage of things if (when) some businesses go down. So this is a good advice no matter what. Keep some extra things at home.
2. Stockpiling
This is about the same as above, but with a more thought behind it and in bigger amounts. Having food and other things necessary to survive several months might however also be kind of risky. When all those people who didn’t think ahead or if that under-fire government starts searching for alternatives you might be in some danger. So you might also start thinking about moving to a more secure location (see nr 3) and/or getting protection from others (see nr 5)
3. Moving away
Moving should preferably be done before the mayhem starts. Flights might be canceled; boats might be without oil, so you need to think this thru. Also your choice of location is important. You should look for a place where you can grow your own crops and/or having a good food source, like the ocean, nearby. This is how far I have come myself. I’m looking at Islands in the southern Atlantic mainly. Some Island where I can grow bananas and make my own vodka.
4. Becoming a welfare case
This you might consider if you are going to stay where you are. But if (when) riots happens and maybe even wars break out and people are crying for help everywhere, the first thing government is going to do is to cut back on those poorest, oldest and most needy. So if you are considering this option, you should be a minority group and have other attributes to use to your advantage. Being a handicapped single black and Muslim woman with children might do it. But you still need that voice and some power so you can show the rest of the suckers that you are entitled to things first and most. Be careful though, sometimes those mobs and governments needs scapegoat (se nr 7) so prepare to adjust your skin color and such.
5. Become a drug dealer
Being a drug dealer is slightly risky thanks to the government’s laws, but also, again thanks to the government, its great pay! And people feeling miserable will need their fix. The only thing to really look out for is other drug dealers. Try to solve this problem by forming a union you can call ‘Cosa Nostra’ or whatever comes to mind. To seek out allies (se nr 1) might also be in your favor.
6. Become a prostitute
The world’s oldest profession is normally not that sensitive for depressions. Sure you might need to lower your standards and charge less, but even in worst times people will be paying for sex. And if you are an adolescence, hey! Great! This might actually be your best choice. And keep a eye on those in nr 7, often closely linked to prostitutes and if you snatch them before they get power; oh mama.
7. Become a politician
Joining politics should be done before the depression. Not completely necessary, but it is good to say: “I told you so”. Helps your credibility when you are pointing a finger at those Jews, Muslims or rich people you have targeted as your particular scapegoat. As long as you can blame someone and deliver a nice sounding solution that is easy to sell, you will be fine. With a bit of luck you might even end up as Fürer and can then have a blast.
So make your choices and please remember to at least buy some extra supplies. As I said, I might be a fruitcake and having wrong about everything, but those extra things are in handy for several good reasons.
1. Prepare
Even if I’m totally wrong and all those who thinks about the same as me also is wrong, it never hurt to have some extra candles, dried up food packages and similar items at home. There can always be a black-out, a sudden attack from a foreign nation, riots on the streets or maybe some shortage of things if (when) some businesses go down. So this is a good advice no matter what. Keep some extra things at home.
2. Stockpiling
This is about the same as above, but with a more thought behind it and in bigger amounts. Having food and other things necessary to survive several months might however also be kind of risky. When all those people who didn’t think ahead or if that under-fire government starts searching for alternatives you might be in some danger. So you might also start thinking about moving to a more secure location (see nr 3) and/or getting protection from others (see nr 5)
3. Moving away
Moving should preferably be done before the mayhem starts. Flights might be canceled; boats might be without oil, so you need to think this thru. Also your choice of location is important. You should look for a place where you can grow your own crops and/or having a good food source, like the ocean, nearby. This is how far I have come myself. I’m looking at Islands in the southern Atlantic mainly. Some Island where I can grow bananas and make my own vodka.
4. Becoming a welfare case
This you might consider if you are going to stay where you are. But if (when) riots happens and maybe even wars break out and people are crying for help everywhere, the first thing government is going to do is to cut back on those poorest, oldest and most needy. So if you are considering this option, you should be a minority group and have other attributes to use to your advantage. Being a handicapped single black and Muslim woman with children might do it. But you still need that voice and some power so you can show the rest of the suckers that you are entitled to things first and most. Be careful though, sometimes those mobs and governments needs scapegoat (se nr 7) so prepare to adjust your skin color and such.
5. Become a drug dealer
Being a drug dealer is slightly risky thanks to the government’s laws, but also, again thanks to the government, its great pay! And people feeling miserable will need their fix. The only thing to really look out for is other drug dealers. Try to solve this problem by forming a union you can call ‘Cosa Nostra’ or whatever comes to mind. To seek out allies (se nr 1) might also be in your favor.
6. Become a prostitute
The world’s oldest profession is normally not that sensitive for depressions. Sure you might need to lower your standards and charge less, but even in worst times people will be paying for sex. And if you are an adolescence, hey! Great! This might actually be your best choice. And keep a eye on those in nr 7, often closely linked to prostitutes and if you snatch them before they get power; oh mama.
7. Become a politician
Joining politics should be done before the depression. Not completely necessary, but it is good to say: “I told you so”. Helps your credibility when you are pointing a finger at those Jews, Muslims or rich people you have targeted as your particular scapegoat. As long as you can blame someone and deliver a nice sounding solution that is easy to sell, you will be fine. With a bit of luck you might even end up as Fürer and can then have a blast.
So make your choices and please remember to at least buy some extra supplies. As I said, I might be a fruitcake and having wrong about everything, but those extra things are in handy for several good reasons.
Global warming cause’s rainfall
During a huge gathering today with hundreds of scientists, politicians and journalists some chocking news was revealed. Global warming might be responsible for some rainfall. One prominent scientist was quoted saying: “Rain is a horrible thing; it causes floods and is also the main ingredient in several toxins like alcohol and coffee”. A politician, who wants to remain anonyms, explained to some reporters that he never knew how many people actually drowns each year and that something has to be done.
The government have scheduled a press conference tomorrow morning were they are expected to announce a hard-line policy against this menace with higher taxes and even banning of several products containing water. The science community however doesn’t seem to think those kinds of actions is the only way to go. Instead they are calling for further study and that the government needs to add billions for research.
A former Nobel Prize winner leaving the scene pronounced: “I hope we don’t find out that more weather phenomenon can be affected by global warming, if it is it would be disaster for life as we know it”.
Outside protesters screaming for blood happen to spot a scientist that coming out of the assembly hall not wearing an anti-water pin and immediately attacked him. The police managed to break him free accept from a woman wearing clothes made up of dried up leafs that was shouting “murderer”. Apparently her cat had died last week while her owner tried to teach her how to swim.
Lady and the chimp
George W Bush was in several aspects a complete disaster at the white house but I actually never did see his wife. She is now writing a book but I thought it was kind of strange I never did see that woman during those 8 years of monkey business. Well I am European and Swedish, so we don’t get that many pictures of other countries rulers, but still. I can remember every president’s wife since Reagan, but not this one. The book is going to about the extraordinary events and people she met during her years at the white house and I’m actually going to buy that one, or maybe download it from Piratebay if it can be done. It might contain some stuff about that guy with the funny laugh she apparently is married to. And don’t we actually miss this guy? Okay he was a disaster, but check out what kind of prick they have now. I guess it’s true what they say, it can always get worse.
How we can defeat the recession
I was sitting at work today and then, out of nowhere, it hit me. A new fantastic way of solving the current recession! I don’t know if I’m the first one to think about this, but so far not one single government on this earth have made proper use of it, so I know I need to be among the first. The solution is as simple as it is brilliant, we tax air! Everyone from babies to old folks needs to breathe so no one can claim they don’t own lungs or anything like that. With a simple calculator we can formulate a list according to weight and age and then tax accordingly.
And to regulate this we also need a new department we can call Department of Inhalation Control (DIC). To this we also need a new scientific authority measuring the pureness, toxins and so forth in the air we breathe. This authority we can call: Research Air Pureness in the Environment (RAPE). And DIC together with RAPE would generate many new jobs. But it doesn’t stop there. If we do this I think we will see lots of new businesses showing up everywhere from whom you can buy cool fresh air from the mountains of Norway or tax-free Air from China at airports. Creating thousands of jobs all over the world. This could be the final solution. I have started sending out some mail to politicians but so far none of them have come back to me. I wonder if they are going to steal my idea and sell it as their own?
And to regulate this we also need a new department we can call Department of Inhalation Control (DIC). To this we also need a new scientific authority measuring the pureness, toxins and so forth in the air we breathe. This authority we can call: Research Air Pureness in the Environment (RAPE). And DIC together with RAPE would generate many new jobs. But it doesn’t stop there. If we do this I think we will see lots of new businesses showing up everywhere from whom you can buy cool fresh air from the mountains of Norway or tax-free Air from China at airports. Creating thousands of jobs all over the world. This could be the final solution. I have started sending out some mail to politicians but so far none of them have come back to me. I wonder if they are going to steal my idea and sell it as their own?
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