Friday, March 20, 2009

A personal add

I noticed one of my blogging buddies had some difficulties with the whole dating game and until recently I couldn’t care less about women. But I actually starting to feel some urge to meet someone again and this friend of mine’s blog entry got me thinking about putting in a personal add.
It would be something like this:

I’m a cynical, overweight, middle aged man with minimal amount of romance in my bones. I never ever remember birthdays, anniversaries or hardly even names. I drink way too much; I sit by my computer all the time and love porn but I’m not so found of making love myself. I don’t really like children; even if they always seem to love me (don’t ask me why, very strange). I’m lazy, self absorbed and I’m very honest about your potential questions about fat, clothes and other things you might not like to know the answer to. I do have a job, but it is not very well paid. On the plus side I’m faithful, trustworthy and I feel right at home in the kitchen. I’m also willing to sign a hefty life insurance so when the government kills me you can collect a nice sum. Would you like to go out with me?

Ah? Doesn’t this sound like the perfect man?

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