the freak and the idiots

Do I live on the same planet as Barack Obama and his stupid followers? I cannot recollect any ruler in history making so many huge mistakes as this guy, not even our friends Stalin and Mao did idiotic things like this ape – and no, I’m not a racist, he is just a idiotic a-hole of a mother F* that I’m having a hard time believing even exists. By Congressional Budget Office (CBO) calculation, Obama's budget is going to generate deficits averaging almost $1 trillion a year 2010-2019, and they don’t even take into account the monumental inflation risk! But Obama insist that his agenda is still on track… On track!? As an illustration, CBO says the deficit for the current budget year, which began Oct. 1, will top $1.8 trillion. That would equal 13 percent of GDP, a level not seen since World War II. And here you should know that back then, around WW II, the American economy was still in good health and focused on production. Now it is focused on spending, mainly with money that doesn’t exist and the inflation risk is greater than ever in history with so much money being printed. He is singlehandedly ruining an entire nation! And worst of all, if there is such a thing with this lunacy, is that he is spending all this money and this entire deficit: on spending it! It’s not investments, it’s not focused on production or making it easier for people to make money, oh no, it’s focused on burning the money! He could just as well shuffle these piles of newly printed and borrowed money in to the oven.

Were the hell is that apocalypse? We need a fresh start with other beings then the stupid two legged freaks that walks on this earth.

Those idiots at Coca-Cola

I had a fine day today at work, well, even better then fine actually. But one thing kept bugging me and is still on my mind now when I’m about to leave for the pub. I bought a Cola bottle, the plastic kind, and on the cork there was a message; “Use hand to turn” and then there was an arrow, showing which way to turn. And I was thinking, and still I am; what the hell and everything that is Obama, does this mean!? Are people opening cola bottles with their anus on a regular basis? Are bulldozers used to force those suckers open? Are people so profoundly stupid that they don’t know how to open a bottle? Or is this just a total waste of money and resources by Coca-Cola? I am leaning towards this latest one because you people haven’t really fallen so long down the evolutionary steps…. or have you?



"Get up, get out, get drunk - repeat as needed"

A personal add

I noticed one of my blogging buddies had some difficulties with the whole dating game and until recently I couldn’t care less about women. But I actually starting to feel some urge to meet someone again and this friend of mine’s blog entry got me thinking about putting in a personal add.
It would be something like this:

I’m a cynical, overweight, middle aged man with minimal amount of romance in my bones. I never ever remember birthdays, anniversaries or hardly even names. I drink way too much; I sit by my computer all the time and love porn but I’m not so found of making love myself. I don’t really like children; even if they always seem to love me (don’t ask me why, very strange). I’m lazy, self absorbed and I’m very honest about your potential questions about fat, clothes and other things you might not like to know the answer to. I do have a job, but it is not very well paid. On the plus side I’m faithful, trustworthy and I feel right at home in the kitchen. I’m also willing to sign a hefty life insurance so when the government kills me you can collect a nice sum. Would you like to go out with me?


Ah? Doesn’t this sound like the perfect man?

The sad fact about America

Someone asked me why I cared so much about America and why I write crap about their mess. There are several reasons for this. First of all the United States is the worlds most powerful and, until recently at least, financially strongest nation. What happens there effect all of us and consequently it is of interests none Americans. Second of all, US were founded on the notion of freedom, equality and justice. As the only nation in human history to start out with those premises USA have always stood for hope and fight against tyranny. When you wave that flag we might say we loath you, we might even act as we hate you, but at the same time there has been respect, envy and for many people, dreams. Dreams about a place where you actually can enjoy peace and fulfill your full potential as a human. Sure you have done mistakes and done your share of damage to the world, but for a very long time you never lost that dream.

Your founding fathers and that constitution of yours are two of histories proudest achievements of the human race. You have come to rescue Europe several times, you saved us from the oppression of the communists, but now there is soon nothing left. You yourself are turning into the very thing your founding fathers didn’t like. You are becoming what all those millions upon millions of emigrants fled from: an oppressive socialist state built on the notion of printing money and government spending. You do not carry that dream and you cannot be called “the land of the free” anymore. This is what really saddens me and that’s why I write crap about America. Once upon a time I too dreamt of going across the Atlantic to the home of the brave, now I don’t see the point. To be fair, this isn’t entirely Obama´s fault, there have been many others and the one to mainly be blamed for your mess is Franklin Delano Roosevelt. That was the Keynesian who started your real decline. Obama will however go down in history as the president who brought you from prosperity to hyperinflation and despair. Welcome to the rest of the world and say hello to all those people in history that lived under oppression and idiocy, you are now one of us.

Fantastic news from the world

In Europe, where manufacturing accounts for nearly a fifth of gross domestic product, industrial production is down 12 percent from a year ago. In Brazil, it has fallen 15 percent; in Taiwan, a staggering 43 percent. In China, which has become the workshop of the world, production growth has slowed, with exports falling more than 25 percent. In the United States, industrial output fell 11 percent in February from a year ago.

Trade is shrinking even faster than production. Germany's exports down are 20 percent from a year ago, Japan's have plunged 46 percent, and in the United States, exports fell at an annualized rate of 23.6 percent in the fourth quarter of 2008.

Japan, among others, is raising fears about growing protectionism. (The only thing missing to make the 20’s come alive again)

A UK government bond auction saw the weakest demand from investors in more than 10 years on Thursday, emphasising the continuing difficulties of debt managers as they attempt to raise money in a stressed financial climate.

German industrial conglomerate ThyssenKrupp plans to cut more than 3,000 jobs or about 1.5 per cent of its total staff amid a slump in demand, the Financial Times reported on Friday.

Chavez again

Dear Hugo,

You have now soon realized every politician’s wet dream; becoming a dictator with people voting for it. Now you have nationalized pretty much everything and can soon go over to the next stage in your masterful ways with more open executions and imprisonments. You have shown us how to trick, manipulate and rule those idiots beneath us. This is a great inspiration to us all and we wish you the very best in the future.


With regards,

United Nations

That morning orgasm

Don’t you just love waking up in the morning and just letting go? Fiddle yourself in appropriate manor together with the rising sun is a great way to start the day. You feel more ready to face the day somehow. Normally I would recommend it no matter what, but suddenly you might press the wrong button and end up seeing Jay Leno and that black president idiot on your screen and then the day is ruined... I just know something bad is going to happen today...

When the shit hits the fan

It is soon going to very bad. However we don’t really know how badly. There are several well known economists, scientists and others that do agree with me to a certain point. Although not really as far as to the apocalyptical scenario I see before us, but many think it’s could be Great Depression bad or worse. When this depression hits us is also a matter for debate. I think we can expect another year or so of decent “normality”. Most of the stupidities that are being put into action today like printing tons of money and increasing national debts with trillions are not going to blossom fully until sometime into the future. So at least a year, probably a couple. But still, to plan and have a contingency plan is prudent at this point and this entry is to guide you to some of the choices you have in front of you.

1. Prepare
Even if I’m totally wrong and all those who thinks about the same as me also is wrong, it never hurt to have some extra candles, dried up food packages and similar items at home. There can always be a black-out, a sudden attack from a foreign nation, riots on the streets or maybe some shortage of things if (when) some businesses go down. So this is a good advice no matter what. Keep some extra things at home.

2. Stockpiling
This is about the same as above, but with a more thought behind it and in bigger amounts. Having food and other things necessary to survive several months might however also be kind of risky. When all those people who didn’t think ahead or if that under-fire government starts searching for alternatives you might be in some danger. So you might also start thinking about moving to a more secure location (see nr 3) and/or getting protection from others (see nr 5)

3. Moving away
Moving should preferably be done before the mayhem starts. Flights might be canceled; boats might be without oil, so you need to think this thru. Also your choice of location is important. You should look for a place where you can grow your own crops and/or having a good food source, like the ocean, nearby. This is how far I have come myself. I’m looking at Islands in the southern Atlantic mainly. Some Island where I can grow bananas and make my own vodka.

4. Becoming a welfare case
This you might consider if you are going to stay where you are. But if (when) riots happens and maybe even wars break out and people are crying for help everywhere, the first thing government is going to do is to cut back on those poorest, oldest and most needy. So if you are considering this option, you should be a minority group and have other attributes to use to your advantage. Being a handicapped single black and Muslim woman with children might do it. But you still need that voice and some power so you can show the rest of the suckers that you are entitled to things first and most. Be careful though, sometimes those mobs and governments needs scapegoat (se nr 7) so prepare to adjust your skin color and such.

5. Become a drug dealer
Being a drug dealer is slightly risky thanks to the government’s laws, but also, again thanks to the government, its great pay! And people feeling miserable will need their fix. The only thing to really look out for is other drug dealers. Try to solve this problem by forming a union you can call ‘Cosa Nostra’ or whatever comes to mind. To seek out allies (se nr 1) might also be in your favor.

6. Become a prostitute
The world’s oldest profession is normally not that sensitive for depressions. Sure you might need to lower your standards and charge less, but even in worst times people will be paying for sex. And if you are an adolescence, hey! Great! This might actually be your best choice. And keep a eye on those in nr 7, often closely linked to prostitutes and if you snatch them before they get power; oh mama.

7. Become a politician
Joining politics should be done before the depression. Not completely necessary, but it is good to say: “I told you so”. Helps your credibility when you are pointing a finger at those Jews, Muslims or rich people you have targeted as your particular scapegoat. As long as you can blame someone and deliver a nice sounding solution that is easy to sell, you will be fine. With a bit of luck you might even end up as Fürer and can then have a blast.



So make your choices and please remember to at least buy some extra supplies. As I said, I might be a fruitcake and having wrong about everything, but those extra things are in handy for several good reasons.

Global warming cause’s rainfall

During a huge gathering today with hundreds of scientists, politicians and journalists some chocking news was revealed. Global warming might be responsible for some rainfall. One prominent scientist was quoted saying: “Rain is a horrible thing; it causes floods and is also the main ingredient in several toxins like alcohol and coffee”. A politician, who wants to remain anonyms, explained to some reporters that he never knew how many people actually drowns each year and that something has to be done.

The government have scheduled a press conference tomorrow morning were they are expected to announce a hard-line policy against this menace with higher taxes and even banning of several products containing water. The science community however doesn’t seem to think those kinds of actions is the only way to go. Instead they are calling for further study and that the government needs to add billions for research.
A former Nobel Prize winner leaving the scene pronounced: “I hope we don’t find out that more weather phenomenon can be affected by global warming, if it is it would be disaster for life as we know it”.

Outside protesters screaming for blood happen to spot a scientist that coming out of the assembly hall not wearing an anti-water pin and immediately attacked him. The police managed to break him free accept from a woman wearing clothes made up of dried up leafs that was shouting “murderer”. Apparently her cat had died last week while her owner tried to teach her how to swim.

Lady and the chimp

George W Bush was in several aspects a complete disaster at the white house but I actually never did see his wife. She is now writing a book but I thought it was kind of strange I never did see that woman during those 8 years of monkey business. Well I am European and Swedish, so we don’t get that many pictures of other countries rulers, but still. I can remember every president’s wife since Reagan, but not this one. The book is going to about the extraordinary events and people she met during her years at the white house and I’m actually going to buy that one, or maybe download it from Piratebay if it can be done. It might contain some stuff about that guy with the funny laugh she apparently is married to. And don’t we actually miss this guy? Okay he was a disaster, but check out what kind of prick they have now. I guess it’s true what they say, it can always get worse.

How we can defeat the recession

I was sitting at work today and then, out of nowhere, it hit me. A new fantastic way of solving the current recession! I don’t know if I’m the first one to think about this, but so far not one single government on this earth have made proper use of it, so I know I need to be among the first. The solution is as simple as it is brilliant, we tax air! Everyone from babies to old folks needs to breathe so no one can claim they don’t own lungs or anything like that. With a simple calculator we can formulate a list according to weight and age and then tax accordingly.

And to regulate this we also need a new department we can call Department of Inhalation Control (DIC). To this we also need a new scientific authority measuring the pureness, toxins and so forth in the air we breathe. This authority we can call: Research Air Pureness in the Environment (RAPE). And DIC together with RAPE would generate many new jobs. But it doesn’t stop there. If we do this I think we will see lots of new businesses showing up everywhere from whom you can buy cool fresh air from the mountains of Norway or tax-free Air from China at airports. Creating thousands of jobs all over the world. This could be the final solution. I have started sending out some mail to politicians but so far none of them have come back to me. I wonder if they are going to steal my idea and sell it as their own?

copier machine game

Don’t you think that those central bank people all over the world are having so much fun? They get to play with colors, numbers and hand out pieces of paper that people for some reason use to exchange gods with. And let’s not forget, they get really high salary. So here are some pointers how to have as much fun as those people.

Go out and buy a copier machine. Do not assume that buying a copier machine with tons of features means that you will be paying for unnecessary options. So many features are built into digital machines these days that the "extra" features may have little to no impact on price. Just make sure you stick to your requirements. Then pick up some pieces of paper, choice preferably some paper with nice colors. Always more fun with some bright and shiny paper, just remember to have a couple of different colors. Then figure out some cool name for your money. Lets call our money “Stupidity”, it’s just a name, don’t worry about it, you can call it whatever you like. Then choice a couple of numbers to write on those pieces of papers you bought. Let’s write ‘stupidity 10’ on the red ones ‘stupidity 50’ on the blue and ‘stupidity 100’ on green ones. Before you do anything else, go and join up with Hells Angels and form a protection agency with them. After all, only you should be printing money and if anyone else prints money, you need to “show them the right way”. Now, let’s start printing! When you have a couple of fine piles of those newly printed pieces of papers, hand them out in your neighborhood and convince people to start using them as currency, exchanging them for gods. And now comes the first really fun part, playing with numbers, colors and the printer is fun, but to continue doing the same is even funnier. Especially when you do it all the time, no matter what the problem is. Prices rise on food? Print more money. People are losing their jobs? Print more money. People can’t afford their homes anymore? Print more money. And when your community “needs to borrow” money from another neighborhood, you can also print more money to buy those debts which means that once again your monopoly money saves the day. A copy machine to the rescue! Almost like a superhero isn’t it? Now for the next fun part, you can take out a high salary for doing all this good to your friends and neighbors. After all, you are the hero with pieces of papers and some numbers. But in all neighborhoods there are troublemakers. Like that pesky shop owner at the corner who insists on raising his price higher then he should be doing, but you can show him with the help of some bikers. And then there are those women that seems to wanting to use gold instead of your pieces of paper. They are probably tired of using more and more paper and getting less and less for them, but hey, that’s not your problem. Send bikers on them too!

Now, you have a society deeply in debt with ever increasing prices and inhabitants that’s not really doing as they have been told. Some business has also gone down with more people not working as consequence and some of your neighborhoods debts owners are also having some problems. A recession. What do you do then… I know! You print more money! And then you can use them to increase spending and while you are at it, remember to also borrow even more money.

We can call this the “Weimar republic”-game or “Zimbabwe showed us the way” – game. It’s a great way to spend a couple of years. Especially when you also can play, at the same time, games like: “I know best what to eat, drink, inhale” – game and that fantastically funny: “Let’s send more printed money to some in the neighborhood but not others” – game. In combination with making the best use of Hells Angels bone cracking skills, you have lots of fun ahead of you. Just remember, keep that smile on your face!

The next sign

Oh my… The US Federal Reserve is creating $300 billion to buy long-dated Treasury bonds, plus another $750bn to buy mortgage-backed debt from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

This is going to be so great! "creating"... haha...

Time to start buying those candles and fried up food packages I been talking about.

Taxation is robbery with deadly intent

A couple of professional robbers had their little spat on Swedish TV the other day. The argument, as so many times before, is how much – not “if” – money they are going to steal under gunpoint from the Swedish public. Then of course they are going to “decide for us” how this money is going to be wasted on different useless political councils and other project. In one corner we had the female, well sort of anyways, from the biggest oppositional party; the social democrats. She (we can call it that), as always, have tons of money. She is going to save companies, spend lots on the entire country in different ways. Basically if you move, she taxes you, and then she spends the money. Not that that is enough, she most have some magical box somewhere with gold pouring out in an endless stream.

The prime minister isn’t really better. Well, he isn’t going to rob you as much, but if he gets the chance he will still kill you. And he plays the father figure speaking about saving and waiting to see if the recession goes back. Kind of a good notion if it wasn’t for him being such a sellout. Once upon a time this guy actually believed in something, but nowadays he believes in power and administration, nothing else.

If these two come together and formed a government, no one would notice the difference. Lots of lefties and brownies might think so, but a couple of percent here and there is nothing. They both believe in taxation, in the power of the government and that the role of the politician is to lead and make others follow. They both want you to vote, they both want you to be a nice little citizen. And they will both kill you if you oppose them. If you don’t believe me in this last regard, try stop paying taxes, refuse to obey some stupid traffic laws or try to start a business without paying attention to the rules. If you do this, they come in force, if you then make fuzz, you will get hurt and possibly killed. At least a robber on the street takes your money and goes away; those politicians will also control your life and rob you over and over and over…

Environmentalist idiots again

Apparently the”middle milk” (The milk with average amount of fat, is there a better translation somewhere?) in Sweden are going to change colors to a darker one. This just to appease those back-to-nature freaks who think that turning down the worlds lights is a good idea. We should of course increase the energy usage in the world, not lowering it, but these mindless chimps would rather have people starving then a couple of lights being on too long.

And of course this stupid notion comes from WWF and of course it is the scam of manmade global warming they are opposing. This crazy notion might actually be history’s biggest lunacy and I really mean that. Okay, sure religions and socialism could be regarded as bigger idiocies, but those have some tricky things about them and I can almost get it why people get ripped off by “saving the poor”-crap and those promises of an afterlife. But this about manmade global warming is so absolutely crazy and the truth is right in front of everyone. The science isn’t hidden, the history of this planet is right there for everyone to see and there is not one single proof for what the chimps are saying. But still you buy it! If there ever was a clearer evidence for people being idiots I have never seen it.

Some more great news from around the world

The Japanese central bank will buy more government bonds from banks to boost lending and get funds flowing again in the recession-stoked economy. The central bank said the government bond purchases were aimed at easing a credit crunch in Japan, as the economy fights its worst recession since 1974.


The world bank has cut down Chinas GDP forecast with 1% and at the same time comes reports of foreign investments in China going way down. In India predictions of GDP is down 1,5%.

The Venezuelan dictator (that gets fatter for every time you see him) is now going to centralize power held by regional leaders. And a new law would further reinforce his ability to intervene in state affairs.

Your government at work

The horrific government has again told us how things work. Government is in charge and decides what kind of store you can or cannot have. Government tells you what’s right and wrong. Government controls what kind of product you can or cannot own and what you can sell or give away to others. And it doesn’t matter if you are old, young, rich or poor. In Sweden a nice little old lady at the tender years of 77y had cigarettes and alcohol at home she allegedly sold to others. She has now been convicted and is going to have to pay a hefty sum for “illegal” possession of alcohol and crimes against the law of tobacco. I’m just surprised she didn’t end up in jail. Why do you idiots let them do this to you? Are you happy being controlled, monitored and taxed up your colon? And what do you think would have happen to this old lady if she had resisted and protected her rights as a human? That’s right, she would get hurt and possible get killed. Murdered by government, like billions of others. I never understood how so many people can accept being controlled in this way, and this throughout the ages. But as I said, you are all idiots.

Those idiotic Americans

People in Los Angeles are more or less fighting over tickets to see and hear the man who soon will destroy the once great nation on the other side of the Atlantic. Obamas policy of getting banks to loan money to people who shouldn’t have any so they can spend it on stuff they don’t need and this with borrowed money from the Chinese and newly made monopoly money from the printer, is soon going to end the normality of Americans life. But idiots like this socialist so they flock to see him, even paying to hear him speak. Not even back in the Dark Age’s people wanted to see or hear the executioner, they just wanted to see him chop some heads of, but modern day idiots like to feel close to the one holding the ax.

Pope poop again

Pope Benedict 16 has solemnly declared that condoms aren’t the answer in the fight against HIV/AIDS. This statement comes while God’s messenger on earth heads of to Cameroon. He is also quoted saying that he wants to wrap his arms around the entire continent, with "its painful wounds, its enormous potential and hopes". The Vatican also declared that abstinence was the solution to the HIV/AIDS problem. So basically, when they are not raping choir boys or declaring that young adolescent girls are evil, they are out to kill some black people.

Can’t some of those black AIDS infested people drag this man into some jungle and make him squeal a bit?

Tiny smurf casts long shadows

When most other countries are cutting back on armament and nuclear phallus thingy’s, Russia plans to do the opposite. I love Russians, always so predictable. President Dmitri A. Medvedev – the one with the strings attached to him – have declared this despite not really having founds for it. It might be a political maneuver to get Obama Bin Laden to cut down on NATO expansion, but the marionette isn’t really the problem, the tiny little smurf Putin is. Tiny men like Putin have inferiority problems which make big hunky rockets shaped like the male reproduction organ comforting since he has problems reaching a normal sized woman’s tits.

So I hold Putin as number one on my he-who-will-start-it-all-list. When the real financial crisis hits America and the rest of the world, I will keep a close eye on Putin with one hand down the popcorn bag and the other ready to post a final blog entry before all the fun starts. And you already know what my final words will be: “I told you so”.

Seen anything suspicious about your neighbor?

Is the strange looking man next door with those way to healthy children getting to you but you don’t really know why? It might be because he has a job, seems to like his job to the bugger. And didn’t you hear him play some devil music from the radio that one time? And he has that carpet in the living room that looks suspiciously Persian. He might be praying towards Mecca in secret. And his wife has really to firm breasts after giving birth two times. And she really flaunts them to, that teasing minx. Pushing them closer to your face every time she is alone with you and just when you are getting horny she takes them away and walks into the next room so you haft to move the telescope again. Didn’t your neighbor buy some soap in big bottles the other day? Isn’t that something you can use to make bombs? And he might be Jewish, only Jews like to go to work. And that oldest daughter that starting to develop has already had boys over. Maybe even she let them touch her legs or kiss her on the lips and that can only mean that her parents don’t look after her as they should. Maybe because they are too busy sending radio signals to foreign countries? When you think about it, didn’t the wife actually put on a burka one time, or was it just a scarf? Well it was kind of windy, but it surly looked suspicious. And you did hear him talking negatively about taxes, the unpatriotic bastard. Spitting on the flag like that and mouthing of about his money. He might just be one of those anarchists you heard about. In either way, you might wanna pick up that phone and call, just to be on the safe side. Just remember to also tell the government about that black guy down the street. Look to be up to no good that one too.


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‘Don’t rely on others. If you suspect it, report it.’ That is the key message of the national counter-terrorism campaign launched today (yesterday) in the UK.
The campaign, which will use print, radio, outdoor and transport advertising, will remind people to be vigilant as they go about their daily business and to call the Anti-Terrorist Hotline on 0800 789 321 if they are concerned about suspicious activity.
(…)
“Terrorists live alongside us in our communities. They make their plans while doing all they can to blend in. They try to avoid raising suspicions about what they are up to.

“We want people to look out for the unusual – some activity or behaviour which strikes them as not quite right and out of place in their normal day to day lives – and to take responsibility for reporting it.
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Idiotic Scientologists

For the reason of not wanting Tom Cruise to knock on my door - horrifying thought- I decline to make any more elaborate statements about this, quite possible, most stupid religion ever in history. Have been spending some hours this night reading about these lunatics, and damn. I thought Christians and Muslims held the flag high, but those religions can’t even hold a candle to these idiots. I thought that those crazy Hindus with their cows may take the price in low level madness, but damn. I mean, damn. How come whenever you think that people can’t get any more stupid you always stubble on something like this? Not that scientologist is new on the scene, but I never really got the time to read about them. God, you are all idiots, but these people, damn.

When the vodka is finished…

… you feel like drinking some more when you hear the reality from a beautiful woman.

“Our country is dying from this fascist cancer, more regulations is their only answer.”

Genius! And please remember this was written and singed before the idiot Obama’s spending spree.

Scotland

I’m always rambling on about Sweden and how great it is to have gotten out of that cesspool, but sometimes you need to step back and see what’s going on around you to. The main reason why I write so little about Scotland or Great Britain is that I’m a guest here and I know from experience that people don’t like it when foreigners speak ill of the country they are in, even if it is the truth. Because there are a lot of stupid idiotic things going on here too; like higher prices on alcohol which Scottish politicians, like so many other politicians in history, thinks is a good idea. It’s idiotic, have never work to lower drinking problems and never will, but they still try the same stupidity over and over. Kings have tried it; Emperors have tried it; the Soviet Union tried it, never worked. In America when they tried it, people drank like never before and never since and it gave birth to the modern mafia and people like Al Capone. So it’s stupid, but it is government, and government, no matter if you are in Sweden or in Scotland, have the same lunacy attached to it.

But back to my experience of this country. I have been here long enough now to make a first judgment. And even if it is not great, it’s far better than Sweden. Not because it’s richer, it’s not. And not only because I’m happy to live somewhere else then in my birth nation. No, it’s because the atmosphere is different. People are nicer; you say “thanks” or “cheers” even to bus drivers, which hardly ever happens in Sweden. You can buy vodka at every corner pretty much whenever you feel like it (so far I might add). Here in Scotland they also have those beautiful buildings that look more like castles then houses. And there is a feel to everything that feels like class even when it’s not. Might be that English (Scottish rather) accent that feels posh in some way. Things are a lot cheaper then I’m used to and then we have the word “wee” which is soooo cute. Sorry all you macho manly Scotts out there, but it is. Instead of “little” or “small” they use the word “wee”. And it is adorable! Feels like you ended up in some fairytale or something. And I know it sounds corny, but it feels like that. “May I have a wee bit more please...”

Another thing that is great here, at least before the great depression hits this place in a year or so, is that taxes are low and you can actually afford things without taking a loan, which is hardly ever the case in Sweden. It is not really as cheap as in Estonia, were I also have lived, but close to it. And medical care and dentist are free! Even in Sweden with it’s incredibly taxes aren’t that generous.

But there are some downsides, my neighbor for instance insists on singing every time he goes outside to smoke. Stupid idiot. Bugs my alcohol intake to listen to that horrible voice. But so far I love it here, I might go look for somewhere warmer in the future, but for now I’m content and if you ever are in the Greenock/Glasgow area, give me a holler.

Why they don’t give up

As usual there is some talks about”death drugs” and those elusive”Internet drugs” in Swedish media. So when police don’t chase after the mafia and kingpins (that exists thanks to the government) they are now also going after those poor toddlers that happen to buy drugs online. It seems like there is no end to new drugs showing up, and there aren’t either, but the police and the government doesn’t get it. There is literary millions of ways to build chemicals together to induce a high. If you outlaw one, two others take its place. And people, who want to get high, will get high. There is no way around it. Actually I do think most politicians knows this, but it’s not politically correct to be “loose on drugs” and in the back of their minds they know that one of the biggest reasons we “need” government is to “protect” us from those crazy drug addicts and drug dealers. If the government doesn’t do that we would all get infested with horrible diseases and our children would waste away in the alleys, puppies would melt away and kittens would get tortured. So government can’t give up for the reason that it would mean that people actually might start thinking governments are the problem, not the solution. Because if we liberated all people to do what they want with their own bodies and crime rates went way down (which they would) and mafia would hardly exist anymore (which would be the consequence of liberalizing drugs), then suddenly we have people who not only can decide over their own bodies, but also have got a small whiff of the idiocy that is government and we can’t have that.

The police are actually even more liberal on drugs than you might think. I have actually never spoken to a police officer that believes in the war against drugs. But they stand to lose both importance and maybe even their jobs. A huge part of all offenders are on drugs or are fighting over drugs. So if those people no longer are criminals and you can get heroin at your local supermarket, we can cut down on law enforcement by a big percentage.

And the journalists don’t really care one way or the other, their reason to writing about this is to get people to buy papers and watch TV. And let’s admit it, you are more likely to buy a paper if it says “New killer drug kills” (which it of course doesn’t do if you know what you are doing) on the FrontPage then if it says: “Crime bosses don’t make money anymore”.

Speaking of the unexplained…

Sadly the Art Student, whom pretended to be mad and got herself committed to a mental ward and tried to bite the employees at that institution, is going to be trialed. This little art experiment paid for by the taxpayers is one of the best things that ever happened in Sweden because it got people thinking about their tax money and what it actually pays for. So I’m truly, honestly, hoping she get acquitted and free to pull more of similar stunts. Maybe even run for government. There are lots of political parties that could use someone with her talents. You know someone that waste far less money than they do. She can teach them about economy and ethics. And she has already been to the parliame… I mean the asylum. She would fit right in.

I discovered a UFO*

Something very strange happen this morning when I read today’s paper from Sweden online. It cannot be explained, at least not from someone without a degree in psychology, but I do think the truth is out there. What I noticed gave me chills down my spine and I could hear the starting music from ‘the twilight zone’ playing in my head. Some journalist had started a blog about huhuhu UFO:s and the “unexplained”. He says in the first entry in the blog that he’s going to focus on the unexpected, the unknown and what we think is impossible. He also mention, in passing, that there is a lot of hoax’s out there and that we need to do our homework to know what we are talking about.

I have here some unexplained questions for you to answer:

1) Why is a chairman for the national organization of UFO-Sweden writing this? Shouldn’t it be a chemist or a physicist?

2) How come 99% of the world’s population believes that government can give them things?

3) And why are 99% of the world’s population stupid morons?

4) What is that brown stuff that seems to come out of Uranus and have that strange smell of sensationalism that seems to be a way to catch more idiotic readers to an ever declining newspaper?



*Like the nerd I am, I should point out that I love shows like Firefly, the x-files and Dark Angel. However, I also know they are fiction meant to tell a story, not documentaries.

The world is going to end

“I’m seeing the world move together at a speed and on a scale without precedent in modern times”.

/ US treasury secretary, Tim Geithner
(he said and meant this in a positive way, which makes it incredibly funny)

A bit chilly? Jump into the oven!

One working man in Sweden thought it kind of cold in February so he asked his friend he couldn’t take a ride on the transport line into one of the ovens. The friend said no, I don’t know why. But this is a persistent man and thus he jumped on top of a plank going thru the oven. In the middle of the oven however the machine stopped, couldn’t handle the extra weight. By some heroic effort from the friend, who had so strangely turned down the earlier request, he could be saved.

And now comes the fun part. The Swedish Work Environment Authority has decided that the friend should go to debriefings and have some health discussions to cope with this trauma. The company in question is also being put under scrutiny and needs to do a risk assessment as well as a complete checkup of the company’s different crawlspaces.

This person, that lived in Sweden his whole life and never understood that it sometimes get cold, should be thrown back into the oven! Let him fry and let’s pack those ‘The Swedish Work Environment Authority’ in there too.

Don’t shoot, you get shot

A spectator in Iraq thought it kind of offensive that one player in the opposite team were about to score an equalizing goal in a football game. So what to do? Well this spectator couldn’t take it and pulled out a weapon and shot the player in the head. I don’t know what kind of rules the Iraqi football association have when something like this occurs, will the score stand nor will the match need to be played again? Well, actually the news doesn’t really say if the game was finished straight away.

If you are going to steal, steal lots of steel

A thief can steal lots of things, but this one stole a big piece of a train. Together with a friend Brandon Dowdy stole a locomotive and then drove it to a tavern. Apparently this guy learned about trains from computer games and simulations. When he was later picked up by the police he still had a fire extinguisher from the locomotive with him and together with some fingerprints from the scene of the crime, he is now facing some serious jail time. This was reported in South Florida Herald on Saturday.

The scum of the universe

The worst kind of ”people” – in lack of a better word – that ever existed anywhere in the universe has been at it again. Throughout the age’s kings, emperors, warlords, elected officials and other criminal elements have done some horrifying things. Tortures, burning of women, death camps, rapes, murders, slaughtering first born children, slavery and wars. All of which is nothing compeered to the prokaryotes I’m talking about. Have you ever been out in a thick and very old forest where no man has been before? If ever you are in one of those places and you turn over a rock and watch those crawling things beneath, you might get an idea about whom I’m talking. These loathsome creatures that hardly can put together a coherent sentence are the very embodiment of xenophobia, and still they work with and give out instructions to people. The once I’m talking about is of course the so called ‘experts’.

In Sweden a couple of these patronizing infestations spoke out today regarding bonus systems and the “greed” among business executives. Their solution, although not mentioned directly how, is to stop it. According to these two amebas; Elisabeth Gerle and Hans de Geer, directors and business owners have lost touch with reality and it is all about greed and growing resentments between classes of people. And they mean everyone, not just the ones looking for tax money bailouts, no every little bonus and extra wage for people working higher up in the hierarchy. This Marxist’s and smelly notion they mention in the same breath as glorifying the 50’s and 60’s in Sweden when the country, in lack of courage, still had the industry intact by hiding from the War and therefore could sell and give things to everyone around.

And you just know that pretty much any average jealous Joe out there who read this crap will nod in agreement and think that these reeking “thinkers” are right. These sorts of things are what define you as a person. Even if you think there is a point to the ramblings from these two planktons, you are still in the clear that people should get paid for their work, you are fine. But if you listen to those non-sapiens and think they are right without any extra brain activity, then you are an idiot.
‘Experts’ are the scum of the universe and you cannot get lower in the ranking of species than throwing about stupidities like these two. Journalists however like them, they propel trouble and get headlines so you, the idiot, can buy their paper and feel horrified by the ‘greed’ of executives.

Peter Schiff predictions

This is so great when you have known what really happened. This was aired 8/28/2006 before the current recession. Do you know what Peter says today? Yeah… his on my side…

When is the charade over?

Someone asked me when the apocalypse I’m seeing in the horizon hits us with full force. Well, actually he first asked me how stupid I am, if am an asylum detainee and which company that has bought me, but after that. So this is my response:

I see two possible outcomes. Neither of which is very pleasant and I need to state I prefer number two, just because it is quicker, never could stand long goodbyes.

The first probability – the likely one
People and the market haven’t really figured out yet what deep shit we actually are standing in. And as long as politicians and I-know-it-all-idiots around this globe can keep people in the dark, the real panic can be postponed. And the increasing production of money (the paper/pennies that is, not the value) together with chronically borrowing can actually push the real crisis a year or several into the future. This because you, the people, are too stupid to realize what’s going on and you will keep working despite being extra taxed without you knowing it. In addition there are still those that insists on inventing stuff to increase our productivity. And as long as we keep being better, faster and cheaper in making things and servicing others, there is a buffer for those in charge to nibble on. But even this cannot last forever. And with time the increasing socialism, the higher cries for protectionism and more and more people just giving up will slowly, but surely, push us further and further to the edge. It will, in the beginning, move so slow that we hardly notice it. The papers will tell us about this organization failure and that company’s bankruptcy and more and more events around the planet seem to indicate that something is wrong, but most people have jobs and even if costs have gone up some, you don’t really see the real crisis. Sound familiar? Yeah, here we stand today. The useless weasels of elected officials will keep having meetings, assuring themselves, as much as anything, that everything is okay. But slowly it keeps coming, the prices start to raise without anyone (accept those of us with brains) realizing why, more and more businesses going out, unemployment goes up, demonstrations and elections gets more and more common. Some people get killed in a small town defiling a public building and fighting with police. And so it goes on until we reach a point when people are so starved and unemployment so high that hysteria throws us in the hands of that wonderful man with oh so fantastic solutions. And what a great speaker he will be. And before you know it we are tattooing numbers on arms of people from another religion and starting wars. And with most countries having nuclear power or having the ability to get it, what fun it will be. This can take everything between 1 year to 15 years. It all depends on how many new inventions we come up with and how stupid you really are.

The second probability – the preferred one
In this scenario everything is about the same as in the first one, the difference being some events will trigger a faster decline. Let’s say Microsoft goes out of business, a war starts between India and Pakistan, protectionism increases all over the world, and famine brakes out in Brazil and the Chinese get a civil war. If things like this happen during a shorter amount of time, things will move much quicker than in the first ending above. The outcome will be the same, but it will take less time.

But can’t we do anything about it?
Yes of course we can, but you don’t want to know about it, so Im not going to tell you. Idiot.

Just legalize it

Finally the drogwars in Mexico is getting deserved attention in European media. Drugs being outlawed means higher costs which means higher revenue because people will not stop taking drugs. The illegality also means that supermarkets and convenient stores that normally would sell drugs to cheaper prices and under the scrutiny of the market cant. So the only ones giving people want they want is druglords and mafia which in turn means that drugs comes with an higher risk and you cannot really know what you are buying. As consequents of this people will commit more crimes to found their habits and the mafia who earns bundles of cash will do anything to keep their profits. So people getting murdered, severed heads found here and there is a natural consequent of the laws. Nothing strange about it, that’s how it works and still people becomes upset and don’t know why this is happening. Morons.

If you outlaw something people want, the only things you do is create more criminals and staggering costs for law enforcement as well as for homeowners getting brake ins all the time. Even the communist regime under our good friend Stalin figured this out when they tried to ban alcohol and failed miserably. If a totalitarian society with death camps as punishment cannot stop people from getting drugs, who can? The answer is easy, you can’t. So just legalize it already so people at least have some painkillers to buy at their local store when the worlds stubbles into darkness and despair the coming years.

The game of power

With a big Yawn I read today’s Swedish newspapers and see that the government is increasing its popularity. Sure they are not as horrible in comparison with if the communists would rule, but the difference between the ruling idiots and the opposition’s idiots is minimal. And a poll today with well over a year until election time says nothing. I would guess that the financial crisis will have taken several big steps forward in that time so the question becomes if the Swedish citizens blame the ruling parties or if they are a safe hand to hold on to.

Sweden is very depended on what’s going on around the world with much of the country’s economy in trade and in productions sold to other countries; so Sweden is one of those places that soon will start to suffer more than others. During those tuff times you need a strong leadership and maybe that’s what the populace indirectly feels and between the ruling center-right and the opposition’s leaders there is a big difference. The Social democrats leader, Mona Sahlin who doesn’t really live on her good looks, is nobody you would even stand to be in the same room with, so seeing her as ruler will probably not attract that many voters. Me I’m swinging between not voting, which is the morally correct thing to do, and voting for the communists; only the worst is good enough…

G20 – the idiot conference

Several leading finance ministers and heads of central banks assured us today that they are going to take further action in regards to monetary policy, regulatory reforms and stimulus packages. These actions are going to be taken the coming months. So are they going to cut spending, stop printing monopoly money or fire themselves? No, of course not.

The US treasury secretary, Tim Geithner stated, according to Financial Times, the following: “I’m seeing the world move together at a speed and on a scale without precedent in modern times”. No shit! This is a classical quote in my book. When those four horsemen comes galloping I will wave a sign with this statement on it. Absolutely brilliant.

They also pledged, again, to help up-and-coming and developing economies to handle with the loss of international capital flows. How? I cannot really find this information about how they are going to do this. They speak about the International Financial Institution (IFI) and some mumbo jumbo of supporting this or that. But it seems a bit contradictionary doesn’t it? I mean capital flows goes down but somehow this will be compensated with other forms of capital? Or is it regulations and such they are talking about? They have mentioned it several times, but without an explanation. Well, my guess is that we are talking about tax money, but shush… it’s a secret…

So while Obama is dreaming of Rio’s beaches the prelude to the coming summit was pretty funny. I’m just hoping the “real” meeting in April holds even funnier things. Maybe they can agree on fighting against the hoax of manmade global warming with even more billions? Or maybe they can make statement about how everyone most help out except themselves? Maybe they can even promise to borrow more money between them?

Be careful what you insert or steal

A woman in Southern Maryland ended up in hospital with some… well… not so nice injuries. Apparently this woman and her lover were testing something new and attached a sex toy to a saber saw blade. The saw then cut through the plastic toy and created some wounds. The woman was later released from the hospital and is currently recovering from her injuries.

a sextoy?




In related news Adam Rosberg, 24, was fined £310 for breaking into a sex shop in Cairns, Australia, and stealing blow-up dolls. He stole three rubber dolls from the adult shop as well as bottles of lubricant, magazines and other items, taking the dolls outside where he ripped holes in them with his teeth.

Obama less popular than George W Bush

Yes it’s true. According to a poll made published in the Wall Street journal shows that Obama's approval rating is dropping and is below where George W. Bush was in an analogous period in 2001. Apparently Obama the melanoma are having some way to go. I wonder how popular this very terrifying man and his socialist views are going to be after his stimulus falls flat and people still is in desperate need of work and money.

The poll also shows that eighty-two percent of Americans say they are worried about the amount of money being added to the deficit. Seventy-eight percent are worried about inflation growing, and 69% say they are worried about the increasing role of the government in the U.S. economy.

Maybe there is some hope after all? Bless America and please get rid of that Vladimir Iljitj Uljanov wannabe

Madoff shows us how governments work

Bernard Madoff pleaded guilty to a $50bn (£35bn) fraud and was sent to jail to await sentencing in June. Madoff has pleaded guilty to 11 charges - four counts of fraud, three counts of money laundering, making false statements, perjury, making a false filing to the US financial watchdog, and theft from an employee benefit plan. He ran a Ponzi scheme, whereby early investors were paid off with the money of new clients and as long as he could get new clients, he could keep up the charade.

Now this sounds vaguely familiar doesn’t it?

A Ponzi scheme is the favorite activity of every government that has ever existed. They do this in two ways, both of which is very popular all over the world, recently also a way to cope with the recent financial crisis which has been created by the same thing they are doing to stop it. Meanwhile they are talking about the elusive animal “The Market” as a way to cover up their little plot. But lets do a recap first.

A politician knows he cannot get elected without promising to spend people’s money. And while in office he needs to fulfill this promise and even surpass it in order to get reelected. So the politician take on the cape of righteousness and solemnly declarers that he/she is going to help the poor or that we (always “we” not, “I”) need extra funds to build a school, a hospital or to better the highways. Humans, low in intelligence as they all are, says: “Duh! Of course we need to help the poor, the children or the sick. Please take my money so you can give it back to me!”. And the politician gladly accepts your offer. But governments can only do so much and people, even if most of them are dumber then a cactus, cannot be fooled to pay taxes that are too high. There is a limit. So the politician, that have to keep the spending travesty up in order to keep his constituency happy, needs to magically get more money. So off he goes to borrow it. It can be from the people themselves but normally it is from other governments. The security for those loans are the country itself, after all, there is unlimited supply of idiots in the future who pay taxes. So on the backbone of today’s children the politician borrows money to keep the theater going another act. Bernard Madoff isn’t even close to the amounts we are talking about here. He is an amateur when it comes to politicians.

But it doesn’t stop there. Politicians have another ace up their sleeve, the God of all politicians, the printing machine! With this ingenious invention politicians can print money and spread them around to people without them even detecting that this is both an indirect way of taxing them and a way to increase loans even further. With more money in their pocket officials can keep spending it on “free” stuff like subways or homes for the elderly. Ponzi shouldn’t have got the dubious honor of naming this madness, it should be called ‘the politicians scheme’.

This is what caused today’s financial crisis together with other idiotic governmental designs like “subsidiaries”. And what is the answer to this crisis according to all the economy “experts”, journalists and politicians? We do it again! Let’s borrow more money, and let’s print some too! Let’s inject the world with more of the same stupidity that gave us this crisis, but let’s do it at a higher speed and with lots more money than before! Maybe we can keep us going for one act longer and if it doesn’t work; blame the market! And let’s also blame those rich sons of bitches that keeps getting richer despite us taxing them more and more.

Sooner or later this ends. Not even governments and countries can keep doing this forever. I think the time is almost here, maybe they can keep tricking you idiots out there for some more years, but we are heading for a fall and our children will need to pay up. And this is when that oh so funny apocalypse comes in. Because the idiots of this world will not see the truth even when people are dying from hunger, instead they will turn to dictatorship and more socialism. That’s how people work. And you wonder why I keep calling you all idiots. Idiots.