Bloody boohooing idiots

The message is clear, young girls in Sweden are under so much pressure in school that they burn out before they even loose their virginities. An article from the organisation BRIS (translation: Children’s right in society) argues that the government isn’t doing enough to save poor defenceless children from appending doom. It is a heart-bleeding story of an overlooking government and suffering children dying because of neglect. A study from the world health organisation that is quoted claims that 67 percent of Sweden’s fifteen year old girls are highly stressed by school-work and anxiety is growing. Self inflicting wounds and even suicides are apparently high up on the list of things these girls are thinking of. Billions in extra founds and some additional health-person, with one semester at a university studying gender rolls, sitting at school nodding at complaints from youths and giving them complementary birth control pills, seems to be BRIS way to solve this problem.

IF what BRIS says is true; how about this notion: Let them suffer! We are so pampered and so fixated with helping everyone with the slightest tiny problem that we are creating even more problems. If everything these girls hear is how neglected they are, how bad position they are in and how big problems they all have, what do you think is going to happen?

Life is a blood-spattered struggle and in life we all face adversities, hardship and neglect. We all end up in accidents, we get mugged, we get raped, we get sick, we loose jobs. This goes for everyone, old as young, rich as poor, men as well as women. Relatives might die in cancer, your loved one might leave you, and your children might get run over by a 47tons truck. Wars, pestilence, financial crises, miscarriage, ending up in a wheelchair, drugs, personal bankruptcy, heart attacks and millions of other things happens all around us. If these young women don’t manage to handle school, how the hell are they going to do with children of their own while bills are piling up? Stop cuddling with everyone! Life isn’t a movie were there is a beginning, a middle and a happy ending. We are all going to grow old and die.

It seems we have become so soft and week that as soon as anything is wrong we need support groups and governmental aid. But we are not soft, we are not week. Humans have taken their ill equipped bodies that should have been preyed on by pretty much every other animal on this planet and we went out and we conquered. Despite things like religion, socialism and Boy George we go on fighting and overcoming obstacles that no other species could. We rule this planet and whenever we use our brains there is nothing we cannot handle. And women have been suffering throughout history handling both homes and children while working. Give me one male that could manage childbirth and doing all the things that women do daily without falling apart. History might be ruled by men, but no one can convince me that women are the weaker sex. Stop with the “supporting” and stop regarding girls as helpless idiots that cannot handle anything except listening to Brittney Spears, that’s the very thing that created the problem in the first place. This bloody boohooing needs to stop or we will, for the first time ever, stop trying and just die.

Living in the sewers? Great idea!

It seems that Italian police have found more than 100 immigrants, including 24 Afghan children, living in the sewer system beneath railway stations in Rome. Everyone seems appalled by this and journalists who thrive on writing heart-breaking stories are having good times. Me, I’m thinking that these people actually had the right notion. Since I read a great book, which name or author I cannot remember at this moment, that had a story about people living in the sewers in New York, I have been thinking that’s the thing to do. According to that book many people, in real life, actually chose to live like that to get away from a crazy world. People with education, good jobs and prosperous lives goes under ground to live with homeless people and drug addicts and they do this to get off the radar, get away from horrifying taxes and governmental restrictions. Even if many claims this to be urban legends, it is still a comforting thought that there are people who actually run from the cesspool of “the real world” to have a more free and more human existence. I have actually been contemplating this for a while and if it wasn’t for the lack of sun and having a hard time finding a good internet connection there is a good chance I might choice that alternative life.

It is a mad world in the company of wars and Gordon Brown with mad people all over the globe always taking the collective and stupid roads towards hell. The constant increasing totalitarian society creeping closer and closer with restrictions, laws and taxes oozing all over everything in our lives, makes you wonder why even bother trying. Instead you could choice a life outside any zip code, outside the grasp of public officials and as an alternative living within a more human code of conduct. I’m not talking about poverty as a way to get closer to God like that murderess evil Mother Teresa bitch. Nor am I mentioning this as a salute to drugs or filth. I’m simply stating that if one could make a decent living in sewers (which I believe you could) that would be a better existence than being constantly monitored and controlled. Also to get away from the vast majority of idiotic people of this world could never be wrong.

These people who got found in tunnels in Rom will now be taking care of by social workers, get some soup and then be thrown around different systems and/or get sent back to wherever they came from. They might not have choice to live underground but when that depression hits us very soon, they might wanna get back to the comfort of those dark tunnels. If anyone ever want to create a society underground or find another way of living a happier and more free lives, please let me know.


Edgar Friendly(Demolition Man):
You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

Great flick

If you haven’t seen this movie yet, do it. Great stuff with a very young Jennifer Connelly. Another tip with the same lady is ‘A Beautiful mind’; also a classic movie and one of the few were critics actually got it right. This is just a teaser, but some good music.

Waking up

There is nothing like waking up to sirens going off, lots of Scottish construction workers running around your bed while you are being naked having a real bad case of hangoverish. Fun, really. And then go online; watching the news from Sweden, all you see is the face of ugliest political leader in the world complaining about another ugly female. After that you realize you probably screwed up once or twice the night before and that hangover keeps reminding you that there is nothing to drink or eat at home except beer. So what do you do?


You turn on Iron Maiden and get a recuperation beer of course. I’m a great man.

Oh, the backstabbing B*

Mona Sahlin, just a week ago, told the Swedish media that she had full confidence in the head of the Swedish unions, Wanja Lundby-Wedin, and wanted her to stay. Now all of the sudden, she cannot get rid of this union gangster from boards fast enough. For once I almost feel sorry for the Wanja character, getting hanged to save Mona’s backside. Rightfully the head of the unions in Sweden should be blamed for a lot of things, including some of the resent fall in opinion polls for the social democrats, but this is like having the blind blaming the deaf for not hearing the train coming. Does Mona Sahlin really believe that even the easily duped Swedish citizens will fall for her interpretation of Brutus? She could at least have had some spokesperson do her dirty work for her, that's how politics work. I’m starting to wonder if Mona really understands the political game.

Andy Beal

Someone is still alive in America. I hope the government don't regulate this guy of the market 2

The freak show that is DN

Seldom one reads some editorial in a big newspaper that is so riddled with holes you hardly can imagine what the author might have been drinking while writing it. Something awfully low in intellect and preaching a sinister agenda, hopefully unintentionally, that you normally only come across among the totalitarian insincerities. But the Swedish paper Dagens Nyheter (DN) has managed to scribble together one of the worst pieces of journalism since 30’s Berlin. It is thanks to helpful stupidities like this paper that the world keeps ending up in despair and totalitarianism.

First of all they claim that the g20 meeting was a complete success, which in a way is true. If you want a depression, massive unemployment and people suffering, it was a tremendous success. Next the hack writer speaks highly of Gordon Brown, the complete scumbag that has ruined a nation and is now selling the last valuables to increase MP’s salaries. And then further praises of unity and how all the attendants can go home happy to have accomplished something great. I want you all to remember this editorial, maybe even buy this issue and save it and when the shit really hits the fan; dip it in some flammable substance, then take it with you up to the office of this newspaper, find the one in charge and stuff it far up were the sun don’t shine, but leave a little bit outside for appropriate ignition.

Let’s look at some quotes:

“Since so much of this tough economic crisis is about confidence…”

What the hell are they talking about? Should people really have confidence when all their savings goes up in smoke? Should investors feel confident when the governments steal everything in order to put together stimulus packages to save the very beings they are stealing it from? Obama is putting together an in-house fighting force of several hundreds of thousands trusty youth all around America, is that something to put your trust in? Gordon Brown is training troops for fighting in Britain, against their own populace, does that sound inspiring? Should we relax and feel easier now when the monkeys in power have decided to spend funds they do not have and creating hyper inflation? And do these so called journalists really think that the average Joe felt a bit uneasy and then, oops, economic crisis? Open a book, use your grey matter and try to understand the issue, be journalists and do your job. It is stupidities like this that makes one really put a lot of confidence behind the claim that everyone on this planet is idiots.


“The final impression from the g20 meeting is a bright one; no conflicts, no unnecessary arguments, no finger pointing. Actually a wise effort in order to put IMF in a position to take on the crisis”

First of all, there should be finger pointing, at several governments in the United States for getting to much involved in the real estate market and imposing to much of laws and restrictions on the financial markets, which is the main cause of this recession. But also at China for keeping both their own currency down and the dollar up and lending money they know they are never getting back. And all the rest should also get a finger in each eye for the huge red numbers in their balance sheets and for printing and borrowing money to keep a rotten system rolling. But most of all there should be some chopping of fingers on the Marxist’s Obama and Brown for bankrupting their nations and driving home a worldwide stimulus madness that will darken our economies for decades to come.

To be fair, this editorial also addresses some negative aspects, but the reason with the article is to say that: all is well, now you can all relax. The stimulus will save us. No worries. Happy times again. The people in charge are in agreement, rejoice. Please start spending again. It is almost as if this paper has been bought by some stock exchange people who would like to get rid of their winnings before the real crisis hits. Don’t believe them folks; we are going down, collectively we are going way down and this by collective means because of problems created by collective thinking. Isn’t socialism fun?

Fiscal responsibility should be rewarded

Normally I wouldn’t give a crap if the Swedish government stays in power or not. They are pretty much thinking, saying and for the most part doing the same thing as the left opposition. The government has also imposed some of the worst fascists laws ever seen and created hundreds of thousands of “criminals” that are now being hunted down by both the government and by some thugs working for the “entertainment” industry. Still it is good news that the government actually led in the polls now, this because of one simple fact: they do not want to spend, spend and spend like crazy maniacs, which the lefties of course want to do. This current recession we are in now that will go on for a long time and most likely turn into the worst depression in our entire history and that demands fiscal responsibility.

I’m not saying the right-centre government is doing the right thing, no, what I’m saying is that if the very rich and hypocritical Wanja Lundby-Wedin together with the communists and the tree-huggers had the power today, Sweden would be in the same big trouble as UK and America are in now, possible even worse since Sweden is so completely dependent on trade and the international markets. The lefties apparently have tens or even hundreds of billions more to spend, magically appearing from nowhere, and this they want to do at a time when throwing away all savings is the same as saying goodbye to prosperity and hello to poverty. The Swedish government and the Swedish people have very little to spend and if that last buffer goes away, my home country will end up right beside the poorest parts of Africa in the near future. The world is heading for a big fall; don’t let the socialists convince you that throwing tax money around and borrowing huge amount to spend even further is a good idea. It is the absolute worst thing you could ever do. So even if I do detest Prime Minister Reinfeldt and his fascist stupidities, the alternative is far, far, gargantuan, unbelievable worse!

rape is hilarious

If you ever have been raped or if you have been really close to someone that have been raped, ”fun” isn’t really the word you are looking for to describe it. But there is also something liberated in joking about things that freighted and upset us. A way to handle. Also you should never advocate that talking about something and making jokes about it never can be can funny and then try to outlaw or ban it. This is not only a question of free speech, it is also a way to shutting up discussion which in turn means you make the subject shakier around the edges and consequently making it taboo to talk about. In a way you can even make victims feel more ashamed and more hurt because you are telling them that their pain is so severe that you cannot joke about it. Now go out and buy a gun and if someone ever tries to force themselves on you, shot the bastard. When you get out of jail years later for protecting yourselves, watch these clips and enjoy it.

I’m going to get myself member of that funny facebook site that is probably getting banned for making jokes. You all have fun now.

Give the woman a polar bear

A part of the Swedish government thinks that it is too expensive to build and own skyscrapers. Consequently they are pondering on subsidize it with a “skyscrapers bonus”. In other words they are saying to construction companies: Build some stuff you cannot afford to build - because we have made it too expensive - and we give you money! And then we send the bill to the taxpayers that cannot afford to live in these new buildings… unless… we give the taxpayers extra incentive to borrow and/or we subsidize it! Yeah! And the taxpayers can pay for that too! God, we are so smart. Wonder why the Americans didn’t think of this, it’s brilliant. But of course we need to impose some restrictions and make sure that these things are built were we want them to be and of course we need to carefully choice the “right” builders to increase competition because we believe in capitalism.

The spokesperson for the Moderat party, Kristina Alvendal, is quoted saying:
“Something needs to be done to make construction companies to really start thinking vertically and build accordingly.”

This is like a really bad joke, but it happens to be true. Apparently the main decision is the governments to make. Maybe they say no, but to even consider this idiocy, and at a time like this, is both frightening and funny. This Alvedal person should be forced to live at a homeless shelter eating rats; I could actually give some pennies for that kind of housing if she ended up there. And let’s give her a nice carnivorous and very hungry polar bear as pet.

Buying a wheelbarrow

Some purchases are not that easy. Wheelbarrows for example. A wheelbarrow is a handy tool well designed to distribute weight of the load between the wheel and the operator so it enables you to carry more weight than you could do alone. The capacity is variable of course, but somewhere around 170 liters is an average. And with that capacity you should be able to carry with you projectile hardware or large bundles of papers much easier. But how do you know which one to choice? If one wheel breaks you might need a repairman available not too far away since you are short one barrow it will take a lot of effort getting the compensation in place. Should I go for that small hand propelled machine especially designed to be pushed and guided by single person? Or do I want something more rugged and hardy that can manage all kinds of weather?

When shopping for a wheelbarrow, it feels necessary to first determine your intended purpose of the wheelbarrow. Gardeners for example generally prefer the garden smaller wheelbarrow because it offers plenty of room for gardening tools, potting soil, and plants but is still very maneuverable. Construction workers however need something tougher to cope with the harder environment they are working in. My thinking however is that I need something in-between. I would like to have something big enough so I don’t need to go several times back and from the soup-kitchen getting a meal, but also it should be easy to handle and small enough to fit in my shelter.

Furthermore should I buy with one wheel or two? I mean the two-wheel type is a bit more stable so you don’t knock over that big pile of bundles or whatever you carry and, if used for your sleeping arrangement, it will be more stable. The more universal one-wheel type however is easier to maneuver and if you want to unload, for instance in a bank or in a shop, the one-wheel type is easier to handle and trouble-free turning around those empty shelves.

And then you have the material it is made of. Should I go for the plastic type or something in steel? Both commodities might be scarce in the future and you do not want the wheelbarrow to be tempting to other squatters. Maybe I can find one in wood? But wait, wood could be used in fires, might not be such a good idea. I did find one wheel-barrow nicknamed ‘The Big Bertha’ and that has a nice bombastic Germanic sound to it and it was apparently equipped with flat-free tires and that would minimize my problem with trying to find a new wheel if the old one were to roll over some barbwire. But the Chinese seem to have a lot of nice ones being sold so this is a hard decision.



Just in case anyone missed my innuendo:

Hard to formulate thoughts

I must admit I’m having very hard time writing something since all my predictions have come true and we now only can wait for this spectacle to move into the next phase. Instead I have been talking to my parents and told them to try to sell the house as quickly as possible. Don’t know if they will listen, but I will try to convince them. Have also talked to some friends to at least tell them what is going on. Most people don’t really understand the severity of our situation. To be honest I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around it, despite predicting this would happen. It is hard to realize that people not only are complete morons but also that they willingly walk toward the cliff, again. History has apparently not taught us anything. If history keeps repeating itself the next phase will include the next Hitler or the next Stalin, probably several of them. And most likely people will gladly jump of the edge, just as before.

And just so you all know: United States have, during the last six months, more than doubled the amount of bills and coins, but in reality it is actually much more. And the printer is just getting warm...

Just a little reminder:
At the end of WWI the Reichmark was trading at 9:1 against the US dollar. By January of 1922 the ratio of marks to dollar was 192:1. By the time the Rentenmark was introduced in November 1923 the exchange rate was 4 four trillion marks to the dollar.

In essence; get stronger kids

Get used to it

Another nutcase have gone berserk and started shooting people. This is horrifying but I do believe you should all get used to it. If you thought it was a lot of that going on before, watch the madness increase the further down the path of inflation and socialism we go. I’m just amazed it’s not been a rise in those kinds of events already. When your possessions aren’t worth anything anymore and it is impossible to get a job your intellect will subside a bit. If you are used to the finer things in life, but suddenly find yourself starving, your government promises to fix everything for the thousand time, your car get repossessed and you are angry at everything and everyone, then this will happen for those who snap. And there is going to be a lot of snapping going on the world in the near future.

In America these kinds of events will make legislators and anti-gun people demand for more and more restrictions and argue for abolishment of gun rights. Governments don’t want armed citizen, not a good idea when everything goes down the drain, people might actually start shooting at officials and politicians and we cannot have that…

The ghost of Weimar

Is it only me, or are we hearing the pitter patter of huge combat boots?


If you didn’t get it, she is burning money instead of wood. Money was cheaper to burn.

New World Order – my newly shaved ass

Among every band of bandits there is always one that is worse than the others. This is not necessarily the leader, rather a stooge with less flattering appearance that tries to compensate for his ugliness by being more sinister. Gordon Brown is such a man.

After he and his partners in crime had decided to ruin the world’s economy he stated the following:

"I think a new world order is emerging with the foundation of a new progressive era of international co-operation,"


Feeding the conspiracy theories is kind of fun, but in a way he is right. The world will never be the same. Oh, we are so screwed…

Zimbabwe will save us now

“The best way to destroy the capitalist system is to debauch the currency. By a continuing process of inflation, governments can confiscate, secretly and unobserved, an important part of the wealth of their citizens.” / Hemingway


"We will not have any more crashes in our time."
- John Maynard Keynes in 1927

December 4, 1928
"No Congress of the United States ever assembled, on surveying the state of the Union, has met with a more pleasing prospect than that which appears at the present time. In the domestic field there is tranquility and contentment...and the highest record of years of prosperity. In the foreign field there is peace, the goodwill which comes from mutual understanding."
- Calvin Coolidge

September 1929
"There is no cause to worry. The high tide of prosperity will continue." — Andrew W. Mellon, Secretary of the Treasury.

October 1929
"Some pretty intelligent people are now buying stocks... Unless we are to have a panic -- which no one seriously believes, stocks have hit bottom."
- R. W. McNeal, financial analyst

December 5, 1929
"The Government's business is in sound condition." — Andrew W. Mellon, Secretary of the Treasury

March 8, 1930
"President Hoover predicted today that the worst effect of the crash upon unemployment will have been passed during the next sixty days." - Washington Dispatch.

June 29, 1930
"The worst is over without a doubt." - James J. Davis, Secretary of Labor.

September 12, 1930
"We have hit bottom and are on the upswing." - James J. Davis, Secretary of Labor.

June 9, 1931
"The depression has ended." - Dr. Julius Klein, Assistant Secretary of Commerce.

End Of World - Apocalypse Nowish

As stated before, you might wanna start looking for alternatives. Now it is starting to get urgent. Time is up. You need to make a choice and stick by it. Don’t think I’m kidding, I’m not. This is completely serious. When that depression, I mean full bloody hell on earth, hits us soon, you do not want to stand there without a plan. We are probably all screwed anyways, but this way you at least stand a chance. Read below and make your choice. Maybe you have some idea that I haven’t thought about, but whatever you would like to do, start planning for it now because when that shit really hits the fan, this is going to go beyond anything we have ever seen ever.


1. Prepare
Even if I’m totally wrong and all those who thinks about the same as me also is wrong, it never hurt to have some extra candles, dried up food packages and similar items at home. There can always be a black-out, a sudden attack from a foreign nation, riots on the streets or maybe some shortage of things if (when) some businesses go down. So this is a good advice no matter what. Keep some extra things at home. And if you can, get guns.

2. Stockpiling
This is about the same as above, but with a more thought behind it and in bigger amounts. Having food and other things necessary to survive several months might however also be kind of risky. When all those people who didn’t think ahead or if that under-fire government starts searching for alternatives you might be in some danger. So you might also start thinking about moving to a more secure location (see nr 3) and/or getting protection from others (see nr 5)And if you can, get guns.

3. Moving away
Moving should preferably be done before the mayhem starts. Flights might be canceled; boats might be without oil, so you need to think this thru. Also your choice of location is important. You should look for a place where you can grow your own crops and/or having a good food source, like the ocean, nearby. This is how far I have come myself. I’m looking at Islands in the southern Atlantic mainly. Some Island where I can grow bananas and make my own vodka. And if you can, get guns.

4. Becoming a welfare case
This you might consider if you are going to stay where you are. But if (when) riots happens and maybe even wars break out and people are crying for help everywhere, the first thing government is going to do is to cut back on those poorest, oldest and most needy. So if you are considering this option, you should be a minority group and have other attributes to use to your advantage. Being a handicapped single black and Muslim woman with children might do it. But you still need that voice and some power so you can show the rest of the suckers that you are entitled to things first and most. Be careful though, sometimes those mobs and governments needs scapegoat (se nr 7) so prepare to adjust your skin color and such. And if you can, get guns.

5. Become a drug dealer
Being a drug dealer is slightly risky thanks to the government’s laws, but also, again thanks to the government, its great pay! And people feeling miserable will need their fix. The only thing to really look out for is other drug dealers. Try to solve this problem by forming a union you can call ‘Cosa Nostra’ or whatever comes to mind. To seek out allies (se nr 1) might also be in your favor. And if you can, get guns.

6. Become a prostitute
The world’s oldest profession is normally not that sensitive for depressions. Sure you might need to lower your standards and charge less, but even in worst times people will be paying for sex. And if you are an adolescence, hey! Great! This might actually be your best choice. And keep a eye on those in nr 7, often closely linked to prostitutes and if you snatch them before they get power; oh mama. And if you can, get guns.

7. Become a politician
Joining politics should be done before the depression. Not completely necessary, but it is good to say: “I told you so”. Helps your credibility when you are pointing a finger at those Jews, Muslims or rich people you have targeted as your particular scapegoat. As long as you can blame someone and deliver a nice sounding solution that is easy to sell, you will be fine. With a bit of luck you might even end up as Fürer and can then have a blast. And if you can, get lots of guns.


Make your choice and please remember, get a gun.

Judgment day

So am finally getting what I was looking for. There is no turning back anymore, this is it people, the final nail in the coffin. Temporarily jumps on the stock markets and some happy idiots out there might rejoice over the g20 fascism for a while. But that’s just for the moment. Soon those with any inkling of intellect will collect their winnings and sell their stocks, and soon after that the dollar will collapse and more companies will go down. And keep a close eye on China, when that country really start to crumble, it is time to pack your bags and plan for the end. This is it, the next depression is soon here. There is no question of IF anymore, it is just a matter of time and there is not much time left. I give you a maximum of 2 years with any form of normality and with “normality” I mean massive demonstrations, increased numbers of terrorist attacks, enormous unemployment and for you all: looking forward to the worst crisis anyone have ever seen.

These baboons are some of the worst criminals in the history of mankind. I hope that those of you who remember this moment in the future, if there are any of you present at that time, will have some of these pictures left and make appropriate use of them.


If you want to know what caused this crisis and what could have been done about it, read the post below this one. If you want to know what your options are, read the post that comes next. We are all royally fucked beyond all comprehension.

What you need to know – please read

What I write here is both what started the crisis and how to fix it. It is not magic, it is not difficult and after a couple of minutes reading this you will be aware. I hope you read this and really understand it so we can save the world, because that is how far we have come.

Since this is a financial and economical crisis it is important to know something you do not get taught in school and what most economists and politicians don’t know or don’t care about. I’m going to present you with three facts and then explain them. If you truly understand this, you can say you know better than all the people at the g20 conference, you will be smarter than all the central banks economists put together and you will understand something that journalists never will.

1. It is very possible (and this happens all the time) that a country can have a growing economy counted in GDP, low inflation and still get poorer. Why? Because of borrowing. The people and/or the government can be borrowing money and since GDP mainly take into account the spending, not the debt, this can increase poverty. Especially when this is combined with lower production and that the money being spent only is spent, not invested or saved. This means people is only getting stuff, not producing them. This is what Peter Schiff and many others tried to explain several years ago when the American economy went extremely “well” and GDP was growing and inflation was low. Schiff with several others (including myself) told people they were actually getting poorer, but everyone shaked their heads and regarded us as madmen. And this is why United States today is more or less bankrupt. If you do not produce, only borrow in order to buy things, you get deeper and deeper in debt and consequently poorer and poorer. And what are the governments with Obama as frontrunner doing to fix the crisis? That’s right; borrowing more money to spend it! It is not production they are putting the money on, it is not savings and it is hardly even investments (some, but not enough) it is almost only spending. In other words, they are doing the exact same thing that is the main cause of the crisis in order to fix it, but at a higher and faster rate. Can you see the fun as I can?

2. You can be producing things faster, better and more and get higher salaries all the time, but still getting less and less for your money. Why? Because of the increase in money on the market. If the amount of money in the system grows more than the production rate, you will get less and less for you money in regard to prices. This also means that if this happen; you are getting taxed! This is the point you probably have hardest to understand and you really need to know what money is to fully grasp this, but think of it in terms of supply and demand. If something is plentiful, the price on it goes down. If something is scarce, the price goes up. This is also true for money. This is the second thing that is the basis of today’s crisis and also the main reason why production is going down in relation to GDP. And what are governments also doing to avert the crisis? They are printing more money!

3. Low interest rates make us borrow and spend more, high interest rates make us borrow less and save more. This most of you probably do understand. If rates goes up and makes it more expensive to borrow, you will not borrow or at lest borrow less. This is the third big reason for this crisis because in several countries the interest rates have been artificially kept down by governments. They have forced central banks to lower rates or they have put in their own public banks or loaning institutes on the market to make people borrow more money. This is very obvious in America were the governmental institutions of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae practically gave away money to an very low interest rate, and of course people took them and went out spending them on things they in reality couldn’t afford. This in combination with 1 (and 2) above is the real problems and why we are in deep, deep trouble. Because, again, what are governments trying to do to divert the crisis? Yes, that’s right; they are trying to force people to borrow more so they can spend more to keep GDP up and growing.

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To this we could add other things like trade and so forth, but to keep it simple, above is what you really need to know. The only additional thing you really need to keep one brain cell focused on is the restrictions, laws and other things that keep the market from correcting these faults by it self. Since I know most of you who read this do not agree with me about the markets fantastic ability to ‘govern’ itself, we can skip that, because what I have just told you is too important to not focus on. If you truly understand these 3 facts you now know how this crisis started, but more importantly you also know why the things governments are doing all over the world will not help. Even IF all the stimulus and bail-outs “work” in the sense that people start spending again and the market recuperate some, nothing have changed. This crisis will continue over and over and over again, until politicians and/or you, the people, demand a true solution based on what I now have told you.

This is also why it is very important not to spend and not to do what OECD and the world leaders are saying. Instead you should praise the Swedish Government for not doing the same (They are not doing completely 100% the right things, but they are the example to follow). And you should not blame banks making interest rates higher, that’s a good thing at this time! We are going to have a crisis, no matter what we do, but the length, the depth and the seriousness of it is dependent on people realizing what is said in this text. If you still want governments to spend to save your job or if you still go out and demonstrate under those red flags, do not blame me when you and the rest of the idiots are doing much, much worse then today. Please believe me; this can only get worse (catastrophic), not better.

She Wants my... PACKAGE

An oldie. Great stuff. Could actually be our collective song for being controlled by politicians all over the world throughout history and into the future. Yeah!

Hilarious Newsday 3

Sales of new vehicles in the United States fell dramatically in March.GM down 45 percent, Toyota down 39 percent, Ford down 41 percent, Honda down 25 percent and BMW down 20 percent. March was the 17th consecutive month in which industry sales declined. Signs in December and January that the market might have been nearing the bottom were followed by larger drops in February and March. :)

This one has a special place in my heart. If you figure out why, I buy you a beer.
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Financial companies led US stocks towards their second consecutive session of gains on Wednesday as good economic data countered early fears about the state of the economy. Equities dropped steeply on Wednesday morning as figures showed that 742,000 jobs had been lost from the private sector during March, about 100,000 more than had been expected.
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The number of people filing for bankruptcy in South Florida reached its highest level in years.

Indian exports have fallen for four straight months; industrial production for three. China has fared even worse, and Japan has fared worst of all, with exports falling by as much as 49% for two straight months.

Zimbabwe – the leading star for Obama and his band of misfits - appeals for help for its prisoners after a documentary reveals horrific jail conditions. Help for its prisoners? This is were we are all going people.

Some 250,000 people in the Democratic Republic of Congo have been displaced following an operation to flush out Hutu rebels,

Hilarious Newsday 2

Well, I cannot pass the comical events taking place in my birth nation. First of all the finance minister, Anders Borg (no relation to any Star Trek character) reported today that he thinks this crisis will lead to mass unemployment and even deeper crisis than today the next coming years. Smart boy, maybe he is reading my blog? He and the Swedish government have also decided not to follow in the footsteps of the Obaminator and Gordon Brown:ie, which is also good thinking. But there it kind of stops. They do it half right and don’t really seem to be taking action as they should, but still, not too shabby. So despite the fascist laws about internet Ipred, ACTA etc, and the fact that they are not really taking 100% action as they should do, the Swedish government is still one of the very few beacons in a really mad world.

But where there is a blind starving person with several disabilities there is always someone who can steal his wheelchair. So off them all go demanding stuff. “The finance minister needs to open his wallet” one headline reads. Another one claims the time for spending is now. The union is protesting, the social democrats is presenting their own little spending spree and saying the government is at fault for everything and apparently some glass pieces have been found among chickens breasts all over Sweden. And in a never ending parade of stupidity journalists and deep “thinkers” and economical “experts” is commenting on this, saying that the government is doing this wrong, because the Obaminator is never wrong. Bloggers is going crazy demanding “stuff”. Unions are even going to stop working to demand for better somethingnothingstuff.

Ah, the madness. It’s like reading a comic book for five year olds. But it is hilarious! I’m just hoping that the government cave in eventually and start throwing away the last of the money and landing Sweden worst of then most other countries because of the trade dependency. Please Borg, do as the plunderers want, spend it, and spend it all! Mona would…

Hilarious Newsday 1

I have been following the mob strutting around in London. Kind of entertaining, but it lacks certain finesse and they are not really doing anything else then destroying things - which is destruction of capital and does its small part to help this crisis further along, but it’s not really the entertainment I’m looking for. I don’t really feel their heart is in that place just yet. But I am hopeful since this is just the beginning. It’s going to great the next couple of years. What’s missing is that leader figure. Where are those guys? You know those smallish ones with funny beards or funny mustaches that like parades and killing people. Well it’s probably not really time for those yet, but if they would like to come into power, now is the time to speak out against all the atrocities and offer some nice sounding socialist solutions that people all over find so uplifting, so they later, when the real crisis hits us, can take over and start killing people. Or maybe they are already in place waiting in the wings? Already elected?

Anyways, a police officer got injured and the sales representatives for the apocalypse stormed some banks and trashed some things. Meanwhile Obama Bin Laden thought it time that European politicians followed his example in printing monopoly money and borrowing hundreds of billions from the Chinese. Some of the primates probably nodded in agreement stopping plucking lice for couple of sec, but there is still some opposition, which is to bad since that would really get things going if they debarked on this journey towards hell all of them holding hands. “We shall overcome” – you know. But they didn’t really disappoint either. Calling for stronger, bigger and more regulations for the financial markets (one extra nail in the coffin) But as always the funniest thing is that they never, even once, say what they ought to be saying, instead it’s the complete opposite. Kind of in the same direction as the useful idiots out on the street fighting with the police wants things to go, but those idiots wants it to go much faster. Strange that no well speaking guy is picking up on this? And the day isn’t over yet, we probably have some more statements and more platitudes being thrown at us. Not even the lefties buy this crap, but they do try those thieving primates we have elected.

Ladies and gentlemen. I would now declare the third act starting. We have had the socialist madness, we have had the governments creating value that do not exist, we have had governments subsidizing banks to get people to buy things they cannot afford, many businesses is falling, trade is dropping, deficits growing, money is being printed Zimbabwe style, financial markets have been well regulated (yes, despite what the idiots saying) bailouts everywhere and bad businesses being “saved”, there is lots of borrowing going on and the monkeys in power is throwing bones to the general public that are eagerly screaming for more in an never ending appetite for governments to “do stuff”. This third act is really the main piece of this theater, this is where it is decided how long this crisis (soon to be depression) will be, if and were those tiny men with grandiose dreams will show up and this is where the populace really goes ape and start doing those entertaining things I’m soooo looking forward to. And everyone is blaming “something”, it can be the market, politicians, or the rich or the Bilderberg group or Madonna or something else, but everyone is point fingers and everyone wants to “do stuff” to fix this. Haha… if you had any idea how absolutely breathtakingly hilarious this is. Too bad that not more of you have brains, you would love this to.

Debunking some blog stupidities

This economic crisis is so very easy to understand and everyone of us with brains already know why it happen, what is going on now and pretty much also were it goes from here, I almost feel like a prophet. But I thought it would be fun to check out what some of my fellow bloggers is writing on the subject. I already did know beforehand that it will be fun but it is hard to believe these people even figured out how to use a computer. I choice to stop by one of the biggest newspapers in Sweden, Svenska Dagbladet (SvD) and read on of the larger articles about the financial crisis and then follow the trace out in cyber space in search for the bloggers writing about that particular article. Briefly about the article: It is talking about companies as our only source of getting people into work and is in a subtle way defending the Swedish Government that so far don’t listen to the left wing screams about bailouts. Most of it is translated from Swedish so with a minor clause for some errors this is what I found among the bloggers writing about this article:


My first stop is with someone calling themselves “Radar”. This one is writing a lot of crap, seemingly being some kind of back-to-nature freak, so I will just pick my favourite part and translate it:

“Something* (*meaning: “country”) growing with 5% each year is almost twice the size after 14 years. Many economies have grown more than that several years running.(…) It is not that hard to understand that this is an impossibility in many ways.”

Here we have a perfect example of someone being taught about economy in a public school, by a government curriculum and by left wing teachers. First of all, growth counted as GDP, is a very volatile way of measuring things. Even if there is supposed to be some general guidelines, countries do measure this in different ways. This because of the taxes being different and things like weather (heavy snowfall for instance) might have an impact of the result. And some countries even use their own way of counting. Second GDP is supposed to take inflation into account, but this is not always the case. GDP = (Total money value of goods and services changing hands) MINUS (Inflation). But most importantly this measurement doesn’t necessary count were the money comes from. In other words if people and the government start borrowing lots of money or get finacial aid from WTO, this will show up in GDP as a plus but the downside – the debt – does not show, at least not at the start.

Then I end up with some jj.N character who claims to be twisted towards the left in politics. Nah? This 40 year old says we need to start addressing the problem with the income difference between the “rich” and the “poor”. I don’t really know how he feels this “debate” is going to solve the financial problems, but I guess he is advocating the use of Marxist solutions with death camps for those with “to much money”. But anyway he then writes something interesting:

“Privatisation is more expensive* (*then public solutions) for the taxpayers in several cases”

Really? This one does not specify or give any examples, so I’m guessing he is just writing something from a communist pamphlet. I don’t know of any case from the entire history of mankind, but communists “truth” is what it is.

Then we have: Lennart Högberg, an intellectual Neanderthal “screaming” with lots of exclamation signs in his text and he is basically saying that the Swedish government isn’t doing anything. Like most other people on this planet with IQ levels below their shoe size he wants politicians to do stuff. And the real stupidity shows when he wants them to bail out city councils and different parts of the country were politicians have squandered and wasted more money then in other parts. I don’t know how much money we are talking about here, but tens of billion is reasonable amount as it seems. This one will probably tax some people in the country and than give the same people back their money thru the state and considered this as “helping”. Or maybe he wants to borrow or print the money? Anyways he is counting up one county after the other with their minuses without reflecting even once why which is kind of fun in a watching-a-ape-scratch-himself kind of a way.

But then, to top it all off we have one who is called “Ett hjärta rött” (=A read heart). This person – I supposed it is one – is advocating big, huge, gargantuan spending and is quoting some idiot economist (Paul Krugman ) that so far have missed exactly everything he has said before, but somehow now is the oracle this inbred “heart” person looks to for advice. Oh, he is crying and moaning about the Swedish government (that is one of the very few in the world doing the right thing) and he too wants them to “do stuff”. Spend, borrow, spend, print, spend, borrow some more, spend and so on. Basically one way ticket to hell.


This wasn’t as fun as I thought it would be though. Sure almost all of them is talking about socialist solutions to socialist problems, but that’s kind of old. When are you going to support those coming dictators and start using violence? I know there are demonstrations and so forth, but I’m talking about the next level were people like these ones really show their true savagery. First time I wrote something about this coming economical disaster, about 10 years ago, I predicted that the monkeys would go berserk and since I’m feeling a bit prophetic today, don’t disappoint me.

Breaking the law

While the Swedish government does almost the right thing when it comes to economy, they instead impose some of the most fascists laws that even seen daylight. People sharing information and downloading from Internet is going to get hunted by Gestapo-like dogs with the only agenda to save bad businesses that have done nothing to increase profitability since Internet come to use. But also the main problem is that government itself have created this “problem” by imposing ridicules taxes which makes products so expensive that people don’t want to buy them anymore. So when the governments together with bad businesses see ordinary people sharing files and information over the internet without paying taxes, they need to do something, so they make millions of people outlaws and now they are going to hunt them. And you don’t even need to have committed a crime; you only need to be a suspect to get frightening letters (the old way) and get your property confiscated. Apparently the Swedish government doesn’t feel like there are enough criminals and that the justice system shouldn’t spend their time on murderers or rapists.

I really hope most Swedish people break these laws and start doing it on a massive scale so we can see old people getting dragged from their homes for downloading Madonna songs and have youngsters growing up detesting “justice”. In the end that can actually work as a good way of convincing people how stupid central power really is and maybe, just maybe, it can be a new way for people to realize that the government (any of them) is an evil institution build solely on the notion of taking things at gunpoint. Me, I never break any laws, but I am however willing to become a rat and sneak around and point out people so these newly formed fascists thingies can do their business more effectively. And there should be rewards for helping with getting people “trialed”, huge rewards. I think that’s should be the next step, rewarding those turning in their neighbors. And I am hoping they use tax money doing so.

Let the bad seeds die

Bad companies that cannot survive on the market shouldn’t. If they fall, let them. If they fail, let them. General Motors have a negative equity around 86 billion’s and have been losing money for years. I’m surprised they lasted this long. It’s a bad company that’s going to cost the American taxpayers stupid amounts of borrowed and newly printed money, let them die and one shouldn’t even spend time thinking about it.

OECD – the absurdity club

I got a bit intrigued by OECD’s latest “revelations” and the absurdity of it so I took a closer look at this Klaus Schmidt-Hebbel figure and lord and behold; I found a small little article from The Observer with an interview and collected some good pieces from this OECD Chief Economist. If one didn’t know who this guy is, you might think it is Barack Obama or some social democrat speaking.


It is likely that recovery will be slower than in recent economic downturns, but the actual pace of recovery will depend largely on how quickly financial markets resume transactions and lending, even if that lending remains relatively restricted, at least compared with 2002-2007

Aha, so borrowing more money and spending them is the answer to this crisis? Together with more restrictions? I wonder what got us into this mess in the first place… And the American lending spree was "free" without restrictions and no government involvement? You can almost see this guy reading Kafka and Marx alone under a dim light rubbing his hands together.


Of course, this is the worst financial crisis in decades, but a repeat of the 1930s Great Depression is highly unlikely, thanks in large part to those massive rescue plans now in place.

Hum… I wonder what they did back in the 20’s and 30’s? oh, that’s right, they had several massive rescue plans.
President Hoover set up National Credit Corporation (NCC). This government agency aimed to induce banks to pool $500 million to help save failing financial institutions. That followed by Finance Corporation (RFC) which had the War Finance Corporation (WFC), a government bailout fund set up to allow the government to shore up banks and other financial interests during the First World War, as guiding star. Anything of this that sounds familiar?


Yet the precise timing and intensity of future recessions are impossible to predict. In this particular case, neither economists nor market participants, nor indeed governments foresaw a financial crisis of the type and magnitude we have now.

Then how come so many, myself included, did see this coming several years ago? There are those who have predicted this month per month. This a-hole is lying!



Many countries lacked comprehensive and unified regulation of financial conglomerates and their market instruments, while capital regulation and accounting rules exacerbated pro-cyclical bank leveraging and lending. (…)We require better regulation, not just more regulation.

In short, countries wasn’t socialistic enough and we should have a new Comintern vis-à-vis Stalin

This is the guy who is going to save us all and present his suggestion to the g20 meeting with all the thieves and robbers assembled? Holy Polar Bears! I want to be at that meeting. It’s going to be fantastically funny!

Best off Peter Schiff

I like this guy, he is saying about the same thing as me. But I do think he is too positive, at least when it comes to the rest of the world.

Fantastic news from OECD

”The world economy is in its deepest and most synchronised recession in our lifetime.” / OECD’s cheif economist. Klaus Schmidt-Hebbel

According to a resent report the world economy will shrink this year and continue to do so next year. This is fantastic (or at least very funny) news to those working at Sandvik or other companies dependent on trade and production. And so long all is well, you can almost feel some intellect streaming from these OECD guys. But then they start mumbling about lower inflation (they are talking about prices – of course) and they call for additional governmental spending and more stimulus packages. These are the people with some of this world’s brightest minds when it comes to economy? Let me just throw some Polar Bears at them and then continue quoting from this report.

The numbers and conclusions they are presenting at the coming g20 meeting are dependent on the financial crisis slowing down during 2009, which they do admit might not happen – one brain cell working again. Let me here just state that most people, including the so called “experts” have no clue how deep in dodo we really are.

There are a lot of other things in this report that goes in the same direction. They present some numbers and add some different “ifs” to them. Unemployment will increase (duh) and trade deficits will grow (duhuu). They also recommend some stuff which – of course not- don’t include stop printing money or stop the borrowing and spending carrousel or let bad businesses fall, but mainly the complete opposite. So it’s kind of a mixture of good and terrible things. One "good" thing is that they speak out against protectionism, which is the only thing missing in this mess (and that is starting to grow here and there). But the final touch might after all be the most fun one. In a state of madness these people with intellect barely above the earliest primates concludes and suggests that there most be a tighter control of the financial markets with even more rules. This is great stuff; I might actually get that apocalypse after all.

Now, let me tell you all what really is going to happen.

First of all this recession will sooner or later become a depression. Before I thought it might take a while, a couple of years or so, because all these stimulus and so forth might trick people and hold the charade running for a while longer. Also trade is still going pretty strong, its falling and protectionism is starting to show its ugly face, but it is still pretty well off. But now I’m not so sure it will take that long. As I said protectionism is raising and idiots everywhere is screaming ever louder for their “free stuff” so all we really need is a catalyst, the US dollar dropping like a stone (which will happen); another war or a couple of big companies going bankrupt and then we are off. And since several countries have their focus on services and big spending with borrowed and newly printed money and since we are – for the most part – pretty rich today, this will be a hilarious event that will keep spinning itself in a never ending spiral of stupidity. This might even get funnier than WW II.

Second; The United States and Britain will drop the hardest at the start, together with some South American and some Asian countries. Most of Europe are actually pretty well of, despite all the madness. - I actually need to throw a little bit of praise to my birth nation of Sweden. The centre-right government there is pretty tight with money and have so far not listen to much to all the screams and if they keep that up, it might work out decently, at least until the real fun starts. Because in the end, it comes, the fun thing that really is to blame for this mess and the person who should be ashamed: you! The stupid populace will demand more and more things, more government spending and more stupidities. There are already several demonstrations and such going on, this will just get worse and worse and this pressure will make politicians everywhere to do the complete opposite of what they ought to be doing so from this comes the second fall.

This far, I’m very certain am right, this is going to happen. I have been right so far and see no reason why I shouldn’t be right now. But what happens next?


It all depends. I believe there is about 50/50 chance that one or several of those hysterical petite men will rise to power. Probably of the pure socialist kind since most people seems to think that’s the answer. And IF this happens, oh boy, the pure joy on my face. A couple of new Stalin’s and Hitler’s added to this mess of despair and gargantuan unemployment with nuclear weapons available to everyone with money? Yes! And then all we need to do is waiting for some or several of these guys to press that button.

Above is a bit simplified of course, I’m not even mentioning oil prices, water shortages, inflation or going into details, but most of you wouldn’t understand it or you would just ignore it anyways, so you go on with your business now and I’ll see you later at a demonstration were you will help with making things worse. Fun fun fun..

Is it a golf ball? Is it a bird? No it is…

Why aren’t we getting rid of polar bears in the same fashion?

Aren’t we egging enough? – April fool?

Apparently eggs can kill you. Yes you heard me right. Eggs. From the makers of: “20 bags of crisps each day for 25 years might cause cancer” and the ever funnier: “If you smoke you might die” comes now the next startling revelation. One of Sweden’s biggest news papers, Svenska Dagbladet (SvD), has a huge article about eggs and it’s so hilarious. If you cannot understand Swedish, you might wanna learn to read this. I truly hope this is a april fool thingy, and not news. But if it is news, its even funnier!

Let me first throw in some quotes:

“Is eggs dangerous to your heart?” - This is the headline

And just below the headline, as sub-headline you can read:

“Eggs: An oval poisonous capsule that glues to your hearts vessels with cholesterol, or the perfect food that alone can give life. Our image of the eggs goes back and forth between death and a resurrection, precisely as Easter. The reality lies just in the middle.”

And these are just quotes from the article:

“The yellow center is measured according to the 12-grade Roche-scale, named after a big supplier of synthetic lutein. The Swedish standard-yellow has an “8” on a scale were 12 goes towards red.”

”generally speaking eggs are much healthier than lots of processed industrial food, even if average amount of eggs is the best way to go.”

Can you believe this? And after referring to several big studies on the subject (haha…) they start talking about which eggs to eat speaking chemical mumbo jumbo. And then they top it all off with some crazy things about eye sight and that you should eat spinach – with butter - instead. Oh, I really hope this is April fool thing, otherwise I know who should get fired. Either way, it is one of the most side-splitting things I have ever read. Great stuff!

Sexually abused?

A priest in Sweden has been accused of sexually taking advantage of a woman. She was 16 years old when they started to have sex and it apparently ended 6 years later. Before I write anything else; I have not met any of the involved and I have no idea what has been said or done in this case and I want to make this clear before I trash this woman and the news reporters, because if I’m wrong, I apologize in advance, which is something I never do otherwise.

What I’m getting at is that this woman was legal to have sex with (the legal age for consensual sex in Sweden is 15 years) and she apparently had sex with this man throughout the years and as far as I can see or read about it there is no force involved. But still she choice to press charges, why? You might claim that the priest took advantage of his position and lured this poor young woman to sex at the beginning, but that’s sounds more or less like bull to me. If this female can point out that she was deeply religious and this priest somehow used this as a way in (so to speak) okay, I might get it. But otherwise shout up and stop pressing charges against someone who made you happy. Yes, happy, no one can tell me that a young woman not being forced and staying with the same lover for 6 years doesn’t feel something good, emotionally and/or sexually. And if this is the case, what the hell is the news? Why are the journalists making this into a “religious thing” except for selling newspapers? He – the journalist – should go after the girl, but that’s not really PC now is it? If this is only a way to trash some poor priest it is the worst kind of journalism and I truly hope this reporter burn in the deepest corner of hell*. Journalist like that – no matter what is true in this case – are the worst bloody idiots around. And that girl, if she didn’t get abused or forced, she should burn right beside him.




*I’m not religious, but sometimes religions have the best punishments…

Is anyone surprised?

As I predicted Wanja Lundby - Wedin got”acquitted” in the sense that she didn’t lie, she is just incompetent. Well “predicted” might be the wrong word for me to use, since Mona Sahlin, leader of the social democrats, said she supported her little union hooligan everyone with a brain already knew what was going to happen. A smelly fish like Sahlin would never support anything if she didn’t know the outcome. Which would make those checking this a bit shady around the edges, but who is surprised over that? And of course the blame is somewhere else. ‘Someone’ has tricked them, ‘someone’ has got more money then they should, ‘someone’ is lurking in the shadows and stalking Wanja and aren’t there a conspiracy here somewhere against this poor defenceless and clueless woman? This is nonsense. Either this man together with some elusive accomplice has committed a crime or the entire board together with Wanja is incompetent. To sit at a press conference and only attack ‘someone’ is just ridiculous. They are going to demand that the money bee reinstituted. Why? If Christer Elemhagen has committed a crime, drag the idiot to trial, if not, he has done nothing wrong. Should he turn down the money Wanja and Co throws at him? Who would?

So in either case; does this change anything for the incompetent Wanja? Not really, she has apparent flaws and her reputation is damaged. And then there are those other boards were she have made similar decisions, so how can she argue her hate now with any decent kind of credibility? The answer is she can’t, so the best thing she still can do is to resign and take her tarnished face of the air. That would show leadership and character. But this lady loves her millions and the brute power of her position and much more so than the union and its members. And this is of course great news for the parties in power and since the current Swedish government is slightly less socialistic then Wanja and her band of bandits one shouldn’t really complain.

Do you think cows are herbivores?

As I have said before, a friend of mine once told me that he thinks that cows in reality are Alien prisoners sent to earth as punishment getting eaten at McDonald’s. Not so hard to believe after this clip is it?

Toads getting what they deserve

Australians know how to make things happen. They don’t sit around waiting for some fuzzy climate change; instead they go out and kill some animals on their own. In the state of Queensland Australians have come together to “catch” poisonous cane toads. The toads have to be captured alive and unharmed, examined by experts, and then killed humanely. Apparently these toads was brought to Australia to kill and eat beetles, but have since then became a pestilence in their own right.

One Mr Knuth was quoted saying:
"This is an example of how the war against cane toads can be won"

Sounds like they are having fun don’t it? I hope they do some serious Foster’s before debarking on this tale of adventure. But in either case, this is both an example of humans playing God, throwing species from one continent to the other but it is also an example of what we can do about all the animals going berserk. In Australia they also have those horrific Kangaroos jumping around hurting people. I hope they take care of that problem soon to.

One killer on the go.

Racism and collectivism

There is no surprise that a political party existing on the foundation of ethnicity and malice towards immigrants do have some xenophobe’s among their ranks. But if you stop for a moment and really look around you will find that prejudice is a very common occurrence among a great number of groups. If you listen to the dialogue among construction workers or go out on the floor in some big plant, you will hear a lot of things that could be regarded as pure racism. So when some journalists make a “reviling” segment about a political party holding resentments against immigrants that’s hardly news and it will also not have the desired effect they are looking for. People will not stop voting for some brainless primates who make jokes about refugees just because some news reporter makes us all go; Duh!

What’s really missing in this equation is the real reason behind the collectivizing of humans and consequently the racism that comes with it. And the thing missing in the everyday analyze and among the journalists is the reason that’s spells; collectivism. Only the thought of collectivize some people together in a pile and naming them something and then contribute them with certain attributes can create something like racism. Well there is also the common idiot, but that’s mainly the same thing. In other words as soon as we start making something into us-against-them we can be creating resentments and in the end racism. We should stop putting one group against the other and regard ourselves as humans and individuals instead of making everything about adversaries. There are a lot of groups guilty of that thinking and some examples are feminists, socialists, religious groups and football teams. And there is no surprise that the most hideous regimes of all times have been arguing the us-against-them idiocy, because it works. You listen to it. You think is makes sense. And you are an idiot.

Another reason that fallows on the back on the first one is that our welfare system has led us to believe that there is a certain cake baked and this cake can only be divided in a certain amount of ways and to a certain amount of people. So when some outsider pops up, running from some war or oppression, we don’t really want to share. It’s ours. Why should some stranger with a silly name have a bite? Doesn’t seem fair.

And to this we add the fear. Old people that never have met a black person before suddenly wake up having black kids that looks like those thugs on TV standing at the street corner listening to strange music. A shop owner abruptly finding himself in the presence of a girl applying for a job wearing a burqha will have lots of things going thru his mind. And politicians and other officials react in a strange behavior, banning the use of national flags or telling us not to sing certain songs because it might be offensive against our new citizens. No one saying anything about it, because if you do, you are a racist. But inside many people resentment will have planted another seed.

Of course political parties will grow on this fear and collective thinking and of course people are going to vote for them. As long as the majority of people on this planet (yes, I’m collectivizing you all) believe in the notion of collectivism and the joyfulness of welfare, racism will exist and thrive.

Protectionism on the raise

We already know Obama is doing his best to increase protectionism despite his reassurance – as always he is lying. But in Florida they are taking this even further. Politicians and business leaders are urging people in Florida to spend their money on companies and products in and made in, that’s right, Florida.

From the Miami Herald
The retail federation's president, Rick McCallister, points out that 75 percent of Florida's gross domestic product is driven by consumer spending. He says the state can recover faster if Floridians spend closer to come.

Just a little bit more of this crap and there is hardly anything separating this recession from the one back in the 20’s. Well we are basically more screwed today, but that’s just semantics.

Another murderer we should wipe out

In North America, going about your business, you might be on the lookout for some grizzly or black bear, but in reality there is a much more sinister killer roaming those woods. Each year one apparent cutie causes more human fatalities then all the carnivores put together. And it does so by kamikaze attacks on unsuspecting and innocent humans and no small numbers either. 1,5 millions of these attacks each year causes countless suffering and staggering amounts of insurance payouts and around 130-140 people dies. Even if they don’t succeed in all these reoccurring attacks, mainly thanks to human ingenuity building better cars, the ‘Cervidae’ or Dear is still a very dangerous animal. This beast, fiendishly made popular by a cartoon, should not be underestimated and I cannot believe we have not yet devised a final solution for this menace.


And one for the maybe list
And here is another animal I’m contemplating what we should do with. Apparently Almiqui (Solenodon cubanus) is of Cuban origin so I’m feeling a bit suspicious towards its existence. Those communists have a way of twisting the truth. But if it truly does exist, we should kill it just to be on the safe side. Nothing that looks like this can be anything but evil.

What is your favorite apocalypse?

If you had the choice, what way would you like us humans to be rendered extinct?


1. Alien invasion
In a way my favorite scenario. I mean how amusing wouldn’t it be with us trying to save animals and the planet while we are waging some wars and killing ourselves with socialism and religions, and then comes some space ships and bombards us into oblivion. The funniest thing would be if we actually started to use our brains and lived in peace and harmony when those Aliens pop up. That would really crack me up.

2. Asteroid/Meteors and Comets
This is one of those things we know is going to happen. Sooner or later one big hunky rock will crash down on us with the force and size to make us all go byebye. It’s not a matter of “if”, it will happen. This together with some silly Hollywood movies makes this scenario kind of fun too. And the universe is a pretty large place, there can be many of these squishing things hurling towards us right now. Within the next 50 years or so we are defenseless against them. Maybe in the future we will be able to fend them off, but let’s hope a couple of rocks come before that.

3. Coronal Mass Ejection/ cosmic rays
This is also something that is going to happen. One day the sun will ejaculate a massive sun storm in our direction which would knock out anything electronic and might also cause severe weather changes. In an instant we would go back to the Stone Age with almost all money and all communication gone. And how would humans react to not having access to Facebook and free porn all the time? Riots would ensue, governments would fall, chaos would be the collective name for it. But the sun isn’t the only source. Cosmic rays from distance might do the same or worse to our planet. It might not completely wipe us out, but modern day man without electrical dildos and no refrigerators would have a very hard time surviving with massive weather changes and chaos everywhere.

4. By our own hand
This is by far the most amusing scenario and it is something that is feasible around now. This is what I’m ranting about in my semi-believable way. There is a big chance that today’s recession turn into a massive depression and in the wake of this there is also a probability that some tiny funny men will come to power, with the consent of a stupid populace, and with the immense destructive force of nuclear weapons that are pretty much available to everyone, it might turn ugly. I admit this is not very plausible and the risk is perhaps less than most others on this list, but the risk exists and I would truly love seeing this world being turned into a gaping crater by “peace loving” and “environmentally friendly” humans. This is a hilarious scenario, especially since so many of us can say: “I told u so” while the mushroom clouds do us in.

5. Environmental catastrophe
The enviro fascists and Al Gore is preaching this like it can happen tomorrow. And even if these knuckled heads is promoting a scam, it does not exclude a real possibility of worldwide changes in weather or a new ice age. Mainly it can happen from the other things on this list and the most feasible culprit is the sun. But nuclear winter around the globe, a comet crashing down or a complete reversal of the magnetic poles might also be the villains. With hardly any food, lots of rains without factories making umbrellas and with millions of refugees traveling around with temperatures being extremely high or extremely low this too might be the end of humanity.


I know there are other things like super volcanoes or magnetic fields that also might be apocalyptical, but I don’t wanna bore you with too much information. So please make your choice in the poll to your right and let’s see what you think is the greatest way of killing all humans.