Saturday, April 4, 2009

The freak show that is DN

Seldom one reads some editorial in a big newspaper that is so riddled with holes you hardly can imagine what the author might have been drinking while writing it. Something awfully low in intellect and preaching a sinister agenda, hopefully unintentionally, that you normally only come across among the totalitarian insincerities. But the Swedish paper Dagens Nyheter (DN) has managed to scribble together one of the worst pieces of journalism since 30’s Berlin. It is thanks to helpful stupidities like this paper that the world keeps ending up in despair and totalitarianism.

First of all they claim that the g20 meeting was a complete success, which in a way is true. If you want a depression, massive unemployment and people suffering, it was a tremendous success. Next the hack writer speaks highly of Gordon Brown, the complete scumbag that has ruined a nation and is now selling the last valuables to increase MP’s salaries. And then further praises of unity and how all the attendants can go home happy to have accomplished something great. I want you all to remember this editorial, maybe even buy this issue and save it and when the shit really hits the fan; dip it in some flammable substance, then take it with you up to the office of this newspaper, find the one in charge and stuff it far up were the sun don’t shine, but leave a little bit outside for appropriate ignition.

Let’s look at some quotes:

“Since so much of this tough economic crisis is about confidence…”

What the hell are they talking about? Should people really have confidence when all their savings goes up in smoke? Should investors feel confident when the governments steal everything in order to put together stimulus packages to save the very beings they are stealing it from? Obama is putting together an in-house fighting force of several hundreds of thousands trusty youth all around America, is that something to put your trust in? Gordon Brown is training troops for fighting in Britain, against their own populace, does that sound inspiring? Should we relax and feel easier now when the monkeys in power have decided to spend funds they do not have and creating hyper inflation? And do these so called journalists really think that the average Joe felt a bit uneasy and then, oops, economic crisis? Open a book, use your grey matter and try to understand the issue, be journalists and do your job. It is stupidities like this that makes one really put a lot of confidence behind the claim that everyone on this planet is idiots.

“The final impression from the g20 meeting is a bright one; no conflicts, no unnecessary arguments, no finger pointing. Actually a wise effort in order to put IMF in a position to take on the crisis”

First of all, there should be finger pointing, at several governments in the United States for getting to much involved in the real estate market and imposing to much of laws and restrictions on the financial markets, which is the main cause of this recession. But also at China for keeping both their own currency down and the dollar up and lending money they know they are never getting back. And all the rest should also get a finger in each eye for the huge red numbers in their balance sheets and for printing and borrowing money to keep a rotten system rolling. But most of all there should be some chopping of fingers on the Marxist’s Obama and Brown for bankrupting their nations and driving home a worldwide stimulus madness that will darken our economies for decades to come.

To be fair, this editorial also addresses some negative aspects, but the reason with the article is to say that: all is well, now you can all relax. The stimulus will save us. No worries. Happy times again. The people in charge are in agreement, rejoice. Please start spending again. It is almost as if this paper has been bought by some stock exchange people who would like to get rid of their winnings before the real crisis hits. Don’t believe them folks; we are going down, collectively we are going way down and this by collective means because of problems created by collective thinking. Isn’t socialism fun?

1 comment:

  1. "But most of all there should be some chopping of fingers on the Marxist’s Obama and Brown for bankrupting their nations and driving home a worldwide stimulus madness that will darken our economies for decades to come."
    So you would like them to do what? Nothing? Also; wasn't it more like Bush who bankrupted the America nation (if you can blame it on just one person/a smaller gruop of persons that is)?

    I agree to a certain point about what you write about DN stupidity and weird news comments. But I cant really say the other big papers in Sweden are any better.