Hilarious Newsday 1

I have been following the mob strutting around in London. Kind of entertaining, but it lacks certain finesse and they are not really doing anything else then destroying things - which is destruction of capital and does its small part to help this crisis further along, but it’s not really the entertainment I’m looking for. I don’t really feel their heart is in that place just yet. But I am hopeful since this is just the beginning. It’s going to great the next couple of years. What’s missing is that leader figure. Where are those guys? You know those smallish ones with funny beards or funny mustaches that like parades and killing people. Well it’s probably not really time for those yet, but if they would like to come into power, now is the time to speak out against all the atrocities and offer some nice sounding socialist solutions that people all over find so uplifting, so they later, when the real crisis hits us, can take over and start killing people. Or maybe they are already in place waiting in the wings? Already elected?

Anyways, a police officer got injured and the sales representatives for the apocalypse stormed some banks and trashed some things. Meanwhile Obama Bin Laden thought it time that European politicians followed his example in printing monopoly money and borrowing hundreds of billions from the Chinese. Some of the primates probably nodded in agreement stopping plucking lice for couple of sec, but there is still some opposition, which is to bad since that would really get things going if they debarked on this journey towards hell all of them holding hands. “We shall overcome” – you know. But they didn’t really disappoint either. Calling for stronger, bigger and more regulations for the financial markets (one extra nail in the coffin) But as always the funniest thing is that they never, even once, say what they ought to be saying, instead it’s the complete opposite. Kind of in the same direction as the useful idiots out on the street fighting with the police wants things to go, but those idiots wants it to go much faster. Strange that no well speaking guy is picking up on this? And the day isn’t over yet, we probably have some more statements and more platitudes being thrown at us. Not even the lefties buy this crap, but they do try those thieving primates we have elected.

Ladies and gentlemen. I would now declare the third act starting. We have had the socialist madness, we have had the governments creating value that do not exist, we have had governments subsidizing banks to get people to buy things they cannot afford, many businesses is falling, trade is dropping, deficits growing, money is being printed Zimbabwe style, financial markets have been well regulated (yes, despite what the idiots saying) bailouts everywhere and bad businesses being “saved”, there is lots of borrowing going on and the monkeys in power is throwing bones to the general public that are eagerly screaming for more in an never ending appetite for governments to “do stuff”. This third act is really the main piece of this theater, this is where it is decided how long this crisis (soon to be depression) will be, if and were those tiny men with grandiose dreams will show up and this is where the populace really goes ape and start doing those entertaining things I’m soooo looking forward to. And everyone is blaming “something”, it can be the market, politicians, or the rich or the Bilderberg group or Madonna or something else, but everyone is point fingers and everyone wants to “do stuff” to fix this. Haha… if you had any idea how absolutely breathtakingly hilarious this is. Too bad that not more of you have brains, you would love this to.