Some more great news from around the world

The Japanese central bank will buy more government bonds from banks to boost lending and get funds flowing again in the recession-stoked economy. The central bank said the government bond purchases were aimed at easing a credit crunch in Japan, as the economy fights its worst recession since 1974.


The world bank has cut down Chinas GDP forecast with 1% and at the same time comes reports of foreign investments in China going way down. In India predictions of GDP is down 1,5%.

The Venezuelan dictator (that gets fatter for every time you see him) is now going to centralize power held by regional leaders. And a new law would further reinforce his ability to intervene in state affairs.

Your government at work

The horrific government has again told us how things work. Government is in charge and decides what kind of store you can or cannot have. Government tells you what’s right and wrong. Government controls what kind of product you can or cannot own and what you can sell or give away to others. And it doesn’t matter if you are old, young, rich or poor. In Sweden a nice little old lady at the tender years of 77y had cigarettes and alcohol at home she allegedly sold to others. She has now been convicted and is going to have to pay a hefty sum for “illegal” possession of alcohol and crimes against the law of tobacco. I’m just surprised she didn’t end up in jail. Why do you idiots let them do this to you? Are you happy being controlled, monitored and taxed up your colon? And what do you think would have happen to this old lady if she had resisted and protected her rights as a human? That’s right, she would get hurt and possible get killed. Murdered by government, like billions of others. I never understood how so many people can accept being controlled in this way, and this throughout the ages. But as I said, you are all idiots.

Those idiotic Americans

People in Los Angeles are more or less fighting over tickets to see and hear the man who soon will destroy the once great nation on the other side of the Atlantic. Obamas policy of getting banks to loan money to people who shouldn’t have any so they can spend it on stuff they don’t need and this with borrowed money from the Chinese and newly made monopoly money from the printer, is soon going to end the normality of Americans life. But idiots like this socialist so they flock to see him, even paying to hear him speak. Not even back in the Dark Age’s people wanted to see or hear the executioner, they just wanted to see him chop some heads of, but modern day idiots like to feel close to the one holding the ax.

Pope poop again

Pope Benedict 16 has solemnly declared that condoms aren’t the answer in the fight against HIV/AIDS. This statement comes while God’s messenger on earth heads of to Cameroon. He is also quoted saying that he wants to wrap his arms around the entire continent, with "its painful wounds, its enormous potential and hopes". The Vatican also declared that abstinence was the solution to the HIV/AIDS problem. So basically, when they are not raping choir boys or declaring that young adolescent girls are evil, they are out to kill some black people.

Can’t some of those black AIDS infested people drag this man into some jungle and make him squeal a bit?

Tiny smurf casts long shadows

When most other countries are cutting back on armament and nuclear phallus thingy’s, Russia plans to do the opposite. I love Russians, always so predictable. President Dmitri A. Medvedev – the one with the strings attached to him – have declared this despite not really having founds for it. It might be a political maneuver to get Obama Bin Laden to cut down on NATO expansion, but the marionette isn’t really the problem, the tiny little smurf Putin is. Tiny men like Putin have inferiority problems which make big hunky rockets shaped like the male reproduction organ comforting since he has problems reaching a normal sized woman’s tits.

So I hold Putin as number one on my he-who-will-start-it-all-list. When the real financial crisis hits America and the rest of the world, I will keep a close eye on Putin with one hand down the popcorn bag and the other ready to post a final blog entry before all the fun starts. And you already know what my final words will be: “I told you so”.

Seen anything suspicious about your neighbor?

Is the strange looking man next door with those way to healthy children getting to you but you don’t really know why? It might be because he has a job, seems to like his job to the bugger. And didn’t you hear him play some devil music from the radio that one time? And he has that carpet in the living room that looks suspiciously Persian. He might be praying towards Mecca in secret. And his wife has really to firm breasts after giving birth two times. And she really flaunts them to, that teasing minx. Pushing them closer to your face every time she is alone with you and just when you are getting horny she takes them away and walks into the next room so you haft to move the telescope again. Didn’t your neighbor buy some soap in big bottles the other day? Isn’t that something you can use to make bombs? And he might be Jewish, only Jews like to go to work. And that oldest daughter that starting to develop has already had boys over. Maybe even she let them touch her legs or kiss her on the lips and that can only mean that her parents don’t look after her as they should. Maybe because they are too busy sending radio signals to foreign countries? When you think about it, didn’t the wife actually put on a burka one time, or was it just a scarf? Well it was kind of windy, but it surly looked suspicious. And you did hear him talking negatively about taxes, the unpatriotic bastard. Spitting on the flag like that and mouthing of about his money. He might just be one of those anarchists you heard about. In either way, you might wanna pick up that phone and call, just to be on the safe side. Just remember to also tell the government about that black guy down the street. Look to be up to no good that one too.


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‘Don’t rely on others. If you suspect it, report it.’ That is the key message of the national counter-terrorism campaign launched today (yesterday) in the UK.
The campaign, which will use print, radio, outdoor and transport advertising, will remind people to be vigilant as they go about their daily business and to call the Anti-Terrorist Hotline on 0800 789 321 if they are concerned about suspicious activity.
(…)
“Terrorists live alongside us in our communities. They make their plans while doing all they can to blend in. They try to avoid raising suspicions about what they are up to.

“We want people to look out for the unusual – some activity or behaviour which strikes them as not quite right and out of place in their normal day to day lives – and to take responsibility for reporting it.
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Idiotic Scientologists

For the reason of not wanting Tom Cruise to knock on my door - horrifying thought- I decline to make any more elaborate statements about this, quite possible, most stupid religion ever in history. Have been spending some hours this night reading about these lunatics, and damn. I thought Christians and Muslims held the flag high, but those religions can’t even hold a candle to these idiots. I thought that those crazy Hindus with their cows may take the price in low level madness, but damn. I mean, damn. How come whenever you think that people can’t get any more stupid you always stubble on something like this? Not that scientologist is new on the scene, but I never really got the time to read about them. God, you are all idiots, but these people, damn.

When the vodka is finished…

… you feel like drinking some more when you hear the reality from a beautiful woman.

“Our country is dying from this fascist cancer, more regulations is their only answer.”

Genius! And please remember this was written and singed before the idiot Obama’s spending spree.

Scotland

I’m always rambling on about Sweden and how great it is to have gotten out of that cesspool, but sometimes you need to step back and see what’s going on around you to. The main reason why I write so little about Scotland or Great Britain is that I’m a guest here and I know from experience that people don’t like it when foreigners speak ill of the country they are in, even if it is the truth. Because there are a lot of stupid idiotic things going on here too; like higher prices on alcohol which Scottish politicians, like so many other politicians in history, thinks is a good idea. It’s idiotic, have never work to lower drinking problems and never will, but they still try the same stupidity over and over. Kings have tried it; Emperors have tried it; the Soviet Union tried it, never worked. In America when they tried it, people drank like never before and never since and it gave birth to the modern mafia and people like Al Capone. So it’s stupid, but it is government, and government, no matter if you are in Sweden or in Scotland, have the same lunacy attached to it.

But back to my experience of this country. I have been here long enough now to make a first judgment. And even if it is not great, it’s far better than Sweden. Not because it’s richer, it’s not. And not only because I’m happy to live somewhere else then in my birth nation. No, it’s because the atmosphere is different. People are nicer; you say “thanks” or “cheers” even to bus drivers, which hardly ever happens in Sweden. You can buy vodka at every corner pretty much whenever you feel like it (so far I might add). Here in Scotland they also have those beautiful buildings that look more like castles then houses. And there is a feel to everything that feels like class even when it’s not. Might be that English (Scottish rather) accent that feels posh in some way. Things are a lot cheaper then I’m used to and then we have the word “wee” which is soooo cute. Sorry all you macho manly Scotts out there, but it is. Instead of “little” or “small” they use the word “wee”. And it is adorable! Feels like you ended up in some fairytale or something. And I know it sounds corny, but it feels like that. “May I have a wee bit more please...”

Another thing that is great here, at least before the great depression hits this place in a year or so, is that taxes are low and you can actually afford things without taking a loan, which is hardly ever the case in Sweden. It is not really as cheap as in Estonia, were I also have lived, but close to it. And medical care and dentist are free! Even in Sweden with it’s incredibly taxes aren’t that generous.

But there are some downsides, my neighbor for instance insists on singing every time he goes outside to smoke. Stupid idiot. Bugs my alcohol intake to listen to that horrible voice. But so far I love it here, I might go look for somewhere warmer in the future, but for now I’m content and if you ever are in the Greenock/Glasgow area, give me a holler.

Why they don’t give up

As usual there is some talks about”death drugs” and those elusive”Internet drugs” in Swedish media. So when police don’t chase after the mafia and kingpins (that exists thanks to the government) they are now also going after those poor toddlers that happen to buy drugs online. It seems like there is no end to new drugs showing up, and there aren’t either, but the police and the government doesn’t get it. There is literary millions of ways to build chemicals together to induce a high. If you outlaw one, two others take its place. And people, who want to get high, will get high. There is no way around it. Actually I do think most politicians knows this, but it’s not politically correct to be “loose on drugs” and in the back of their minds they know that one of the biggest reasons we “need” government is to “protect” us from those crazy drug addicts and drug dealers. If the government doesn’t do that we would all get infested with horrible diseases and our children would waste away in the alleys, puppies would melt away and kittens would get tortured. So government can’t give up for the reason that it would mean that people actually might start thinking governments are the problem, not the solution. Because if we liberated all people to do what they want with their own bodies and crime rates went way down (which they would) and mafia would hardly exist anymore (which would be the consequence of liberalizing drugs), then suddenly we have people who not only can decide over their own bodies, but also have got a small whiff of the idiocy that is government and we can’t have that.

The police are actually even more liberal on drugs than you might think. I have actually never spoken to a police officer that believes in the war against drugs. But they stand to lose both importance and maybe even their jobs. A huge part of all offenders are on drugs or are fighting over drugs. So if those people no longer are criminals and you can get heroin at your local supermarket, we can cut down on law enforcement by a big percentage.

And the journalists don’t really care one way or the other, their reason to writing about this is to get people to buy papers and watch TV. And let’s admit it, you are more likely to buy a paper if it says “New killer drug kills” (which it of course doesn’t do if you know what you are doing) on the FrontPage then if it says: “Crime bosses don’t make money anymore”.

Speaking of the unexplained…

Sadly the Art Student, whom pretended to be mad and got herself committed to a mental ward and tried to bite the employees at that institution, is going to be trialed. This little art experiment paid for by the taxpayers is one of the best things that ever happened in Sweden because it got people thinking about their tax money and what it actually pays for. So I’m truly, honestly, hoping she get acquitted and free to pull more of similar stunts. Maybe even run for government. There are lots of political parties that could use someone with her talents. You know someone that waste far less money than they do. She can teach them about economy and ethics. And she has already been to the parliame… I mean the asylum. She would fit right in.

I discovered a UFO*

Something very strange happen this morning when I read today’s paper from Sweden online. It cannot be explained, at least not from someone without a degree in psychology, but I do think the truth is out there. What I noticed gave me chills down my spine and I could hear the starting music from ‘the twilight zone’ playing in my head. Some journalist had started a blog about huhuhu UFO:s and the “unexplained”. He says in the first entry in the blog that he’s going to focus on the unexpected, the unknown and what we think is impossible. He also mention, in passing, that there is a lot of hoax’s out there and that we need to do our homework to know what we are talking about.

I have here some unexplained questions for you to answer:

1) Why is a chairman for the national organization of UFO-Sweden writing this? Shouldn’t it be a chemist or a physicist?

2) How come 99% of the world’s population believes that government can give them things?

3) And why are 99% of the world’s population stupid morons?

4) What is that brown stuff that seems to come out of Uranus and have that strange smell of sensationalism that seems to be a way to catch more idiotic readers to an ever declining newspaper?



*Like the nerd I am, I should point out that I love shows like Firefly, the x-files and Dark Angel. However, I also know they are fiction meant to tell a story, not documentaries.

The world is going to end

“I’m seeing the world move together at a speed and on a scale without precedent in modern times”.

/ US treasury secretary, Tim Geithner
(he said and meant this in a positive way, which makes it incredibly funny)

A bit chilly? Jump into the oven!

One working man in Sweden thought it kind of cold in February so he asked his friend he couldn’t take a ride on the transport line into one of the ovens. The friend said no, I don’t know why. But this is a persistent man and thus he jumped on top of a plank going thru the oven. In the middle of the oven however the machine stopped, couldn’t handle the extra weight. By some heroic effort from the friend, who had so strangely turned down the earlier request, he could be saved.

And now comes the fun part. The Swedish Work Environment Authority has decided that the friend should go to debriefings and have some health discussions to cope with this trauma. The company in question is also being put under scrutiny and needs to do a risk assessment as well as a complete checkup of the company’s different crawlspaces.

This person, that lived in Sweden his whole life and never understood that it sometimes get cold, should be thrown back into the oven! Let him fry and let’s pack those ‘The Swedish Work Environment Authority’ in there too.

Don’t shoot, you get shot

A spectator in Iraq thought it kind of offensive that one player in the opposite team were about to score an equalizing goal in a football game. So what to do? Well this spectator couldn’t take it and pulled out a weapon and shot the player in the head. I don’t know what kind of rules the Iraqi football association have when something like this occurs, will the score stand nor will the match need to be played again? Well, actually the news doesn’t really say if the game was finished straight away.

If you are going to steal, steal lots of steel

A thief can steal lots of things, but this one stole a big piece of a train. Together with a friend Brandon Dowdy stole a locomotive and then drove it to a tavern. Apparently this guy learned about trains from computer games and simulations. When he was later picked up by the police he still had a fire extinguisher from the locomotive with him and together with some fingerprints from the scene of the crime, he is now facing some serious jail time. This was reported in South Florida Herald on Saturday.

The scum of the universe

The worst kind of ”people” – in lack of a better word – that ever existed anywhere in the universe has been at it again. Throughout the age’s kings, emperors, warlords, elected officials and other criminal elements have done some horrifying things. Tortures, burning of women, death camps, rapes, murders, slaughtering first born children, slavery and wars. All of which is nothing compeered to the prokaryotes I’m talking about. Have you ever been out in a thick and very old forest where no man has been before? If ever you are in one of those places and you turn over a rock and watch those crawling things beneath, you might get an idea about whom I’m talking. These loathsome creatures that hardly can put together a coherent sentence are the very embodiment of xenophobia, and still they work with and give out instructions to people. The once I’m talking about is of course the so called ‘experts’.

In Sweden a couple of these patronizing infestations spoke out today regarding bonus systems and the “greed” among business executives. Their solution, although not mentioned directly how, is to stop it. According to these two amebas; Elisabeth Gerle and Hans de Geer, directors and business owners have lost touch with reality and it is all about greed and growing resentments between classes of people. And they mean everyone, not just the ones looking for tax money bailouts, no every little bonus and extra wage for people working higher up in the hierarchy. This Marxist’s and smelly notion they mention in the same breath as glorifying the 50’s and 60’s in Sweden when the country, in lack of courage, still had the industry intact by hiding from the War and therefore could sell and give things to everyone around.

And you just know that pretty much any average jealous Joe out there who read this crap will nod in agreement and think that these reeking “thinkers” are right. These sorts of things are what define you as a person. Even if you think there is a point to the ramblings from these two planktons, you are still in the clear that people should get paid for their work, you are fine. But if you listen to those non-sapiens and think they are right without any extra brain activity, then you are an idiot.
‘Experts’ are the scum of the universe and you cannot get lower in the ranking of species than throwing about stupidities like these two. Journalists however like them, they propel trouble and get headlines so you, the idiot, can buy their paper and feel horrified by the ‘greed’ of executives.

Peter Schiff predictions

This is so great when you have known what really happened. This was aired 8/28/2006 before the current recession. Do you know what Peter says today? Yeah… his on my side…

When is the charade over?

Someone asked me when the apocalypse I’m seeing in the horizon hits us with full force. Well, actually he first asked me how stupid I am, if am an asylum detainee and which company that has bought me, but after that. So this is my response:

I see two possible outcomes. Neither of which is very pleasant and I need to state I prefer number two, just because it is quicker, never could stand long goodbyes.

The first probability – the likely one
People and the market haven’t really figured out yet what deep shit we actually are standing in. And as long as politicians and I-know-it-all-idiots around this globe can keep people in the dark, the real panic can be postponed. And the increasing production of money (the paper/pennies that is, not the value) together with chronically borrowing can actually push the real crisis a year or several into the future. This because you, the people, are too stupid to realize what’s going on and you will keep working despite being extra taxed without you knowing it. In addition there are still those that insists on inventing stuff to increase our productivity. And as long as we keep being better, faster and cheaper in making things and servicing others, there is a buffer for those in charge to nibble on. But even this cannot last forever. And with time the increasing socialism, the higher cries for protectionism and more and more people just giving up will slowly, but surely, push us further and further to the edge. It will, in the beginning, move so slow that we hardly notice it. The papers will tell us about this organization failure and that company’s bankruptcy and more and more events around the planet seem to indicate that something is wrong, but most people have jobs and even if costs have gone up some, you don’t really see the real crisis. Sound familiar? Yeah, here we stand today. The useless weasels of elected officials will keep having meetings, assuring themselves, as much as anything, that everything is okay. But slowly it keeps coming, the prices start to raise without anyone (accept those of us with brains) realizing why, more and more businesses going out, unemployment goes up, demonstrations and elections gets more and more common. Some people get killed in a small town defiling a public building and fighting with police. And so it goes on until we reach a point when people are so starved and unemployment so high that hysteria throws us in the hands of that wonderful man with oh so fantastic solutions. And what a great speaker he will be. And before you know it we are tattooing numbers on arms of people from another religion and starting wars. And with most countries having nuclear power or having the ability to get it, what fun it will be. This can take everything between 1 year to 15 years. It all depends on how many new inventions we come up with and how stupid you really are.

The second probability – the preferred one
In this scenario everything is about the same as in the first one, the difference being some events will trigger a faster decline. Let’s say Microsoft goes out of business, a war starts between India and Pakistan, protectionism increases all over the world, and famine brakes out in Brazil and the Chinese get a civil war. If things like this happen during a shorter amount of time, things will move much quicker than in the first ending above. The outcome will be the same, but it will take less time.

But can’t we do anything about it?
Yes of course we can, but you don’t want to know about it, so Im not going to tell you. Idiot.

Just legalize it

Finally the drogwars in Mexico is getting deserved attention in European media. Drugs being outlawed means higher costs which means higher revenue because people will not stop taking drugs. The illegality also means that supermarkets and convenient stores that normally would sell drugs to cheaper prices and under the scrutiny of the market cant. So the only ones giving people want they want is druglords and mafia which in turn means that drugs comes with an higher risk and you cannot really know what you are buying. As consequents of this people will commit more crimes to found their habits and the mafia who earns bundles of cash will do anything to keep their profits. So people getting murdered, severed heads found here and there is a natural consequent of the laws. Nothing strange about it, that’s how it works and still people becomes upset and don’t know why this is happening. Morons.

If you outlaw something people want, the only things you do is create more criminals and staggering costs for law enforcement as well as for homeowners getting brake ins all the time. Even the communist regime under our good friend Stalin figured this out when they tried to ban alcohol and failed miserably. If a totalitarian society with death camps as punishment cannot stop people from getting drugs, who can? The answer is easy, you can’t. So just legalize it already so people at least have some painkillers to buy at their local store when the worlds stubbles into darkness and despair the coming years.

The game of power

With a big Yawn I read today’s Swedish newspapers and see that the government is increasing its popularity. Sure they are not as horrible in comparison with if the communists would rule, but the difference between the ruling idiots and the opposition’s idiots is minimal. And a poll today with well over a year until election time says nothing. I would guess that the financial crisis will have taken several big steps forward in that time so the question becomes if the Swedish citizens blame the ruling parties or if they are a safe hand to hold on to.

Sweden is very depended on what’s going on around the world with much of the country’s economy in trade and in productions sold to other countries; so Sweden is one of those places that soon will start to suffer more than others. During those tuff times you need a strong leadership and maybe that’s what the populace indirectly feels and between the ruling center-right and the opposition’s leaders there is a big difference. The Social democrats leader, Mona Sahlin who doesn’t really live on her good looks, is nobody you would even stand to be in the same room with, so seeing her as ruler will probably not attract that many voters. Me I’m swinging between not voting, which is the morally correct thing to do, and voting for the communists; only the worst is good enough…

G20 – the idiot conference

Several leading finance ministers and heads of central banks assured us today that they are going to take further action in regards to monetary policy, regulatory reforms and stimulus packages. These actions are going to be taken the coming months. So are they going to cut spending, stop printing monopoly money or fire themselves? No, of course not.

The US treasury secretary, Tim Geithner stated, according to Financial Times, the following: “I’m seeing the world move together at a speed and on a scale without precedent in modern times”. No shit! This is a classical quote in my book. When those four horsemen comes galloping I will wave a sign with this statement on it. Absolutely brilliant.

They also pledged, again, to help up-and-coming and developing economies to handle with the loss of international capital flows. How? I cannot really find this information about how they are going to do this. They speak about the International Financial Institution (IFI) and some mumbo jumbo of supporting this or that. But it seems a bit contradictionary doesn’t it? I mean capital flows goes down but somehow this will be compensated with other forms of capital? Or is it regulations and such they are talking about? They have mentioned it several times, but without an explanation. Well, my guess is that we are talking about tax money, but shush… it’s a secret…

So while Obama is dreaming of Rio’s beaches the prelude to the coming summit was pretty funny. I’m just hoping the “real” meeting in April holds even funnier things. Maybe they can agree on fighting against the hoax of manmade global warming with even more billions? Or maybe they can make statement about how everyone most help out except themselves? Maybe they can even promise to borrow more money between them?

Be careful what you insert or steal

A woman in Southern Maryland ended up in hospital with some… well… not so nice injuries. Apparently this woman and her lover were testing something new and attached a sex toy to a saber saw blade. The saw then cut through the plastic toy and created some wounds. The woman was later released from the hospital and is currently recovering from her injuries.

a sextoy?




In related news Adam Rosberg, 24, was fined £310 for breaking into a sex shop in Cairns, Australia, and stealing blow-up dolls. He stole three rubber dolls from the adult shop as well as bottles of lubricant, magazines and other items, taking the dolls outside where he ripped holes in them with his teeth.

Obama less popular than George W Bush

Yes it’s true. According to a poll made published in the Wall Street journal shows that Obama's approval rating is dropping and is below where George W. Bush was in an analogous period in 2001. Apparently Obama the melanoma are having some way to go. I wonder how popular this very terrifying man and his socialist views are going to be after his stimulus falls flat and people still is in desperate need of work and money.

The poll also shows that eighty-two percent of Americans say they are worried about the amount of money being added to the deficit. Seventy-eight percent are worried about inflation growing, and 69% say they are worried about the increasing role of the government in the U.S. economy.

Maybe there is some hope after all? Bless America and please get rid of that Vladimir Iljitj Uljanov wannabe

Madoff shows us how governments work

Bernard Madoff pleaded guilty to a $50bn (£35bn) fraud and was sent to jail to await sentencing in June. Madoff has pleaded guilty to 11 charges - four counts of fraud, three counts of money laundering, making false statements, perjury, making a false filing to the US financial watchdog, and theft from an employee benefit plan. He ran a Ponzi scheme, whereby early investors were paid off with the money of new clients and as long as he could get new clients, he could keep up the charade.

Now this sounds vaguely familiar doesn’t it?

A Ponzi scheme is the favorite activity of every government that has ever existed. They do this in two ways, both of which is very popular all over the world, recently also a way to cope with the recent financial crisis which has been created by the same thing they are doing to stop it. Meanwhile they are talking about the elusive animal “The Market” as a way to cover up their little plot. But lets do a recap first.

A politician knows he cannot get elected without promising to spend people’s money. And while in office he needs to fulfill this promise and even surpass it in order to get reelected. So the politician take on the cape of righteousness and solemnly declarers that he/she is going to help the poor or that we (always “we” not, “I”) need extra funds to build a school, a hospital or to better the highways. Humans, low in intelligence as they all are, says: “Duh! Of course we need to help the poor, the children or the sick. Please take my money so you can give it back to me!”. And the politician gladly accepts your offer. But governments can only do so much and people, even if most of them are dumber then a cactus, cannot be fooled to pay taxes that are too high. There is a limit. So the politician, that have to keep the spending travesty up in order to keep his constituency happy, needs to magically get more money. So off he goes to borrow it. It can be from the people themselves but normally it is from other governments. The security for those loans are the country itself, after all, there is unlimited supply of idiots in the future who pay taxes. So on the backbone of today’s children the politician borrows money to keep the theater going another act. Bernard Madoff isn’t even close to the amounts we are talking about here. He is an amateur when it comes to politicians.

But it doesn’t stop there. Politicians have another ace up their sleeve, the God of all politicians, the printing machine! With this ingenious invention politicians can print money and spread them around to people without them even detecting that this is both an indirect way of taxing them and a way to increase loans even further. With more money in their pocket officials can keep spending it on “free” stuff like subways or homes for the elderly. Ponzi shouldn’t have got the dubious honor of naming this madness, it should be called ‘the politicians scheme’.

This is what caused today’s financial crisis together with other idiotic governmental designs like “subsidiaries”. And what is the answer to this crisis according to all the economy “experts”, journalists and politicians? We do it again! Let’s borrow more money, and let’s print some too! Let’s inject the world with more of the same stupidity that gave us this crisis, but let’s do it at a higher speed and with lots more money than before! Maybe we can keep us going for one act longer and if it doesn’t work; blame the market! And let’s also blame those rich sons of bitches that keeps getting richer despite us taxing them more and more.

Sooner or later this ends. Not even governments and countries can keep doing this forever. I think the time is almost here, maybe they can keep tricking you idiots out there for some more years, but we are heading for a fall and our children will need to pay up. And this is when that oh so funny apocalypse comes in. Because the idiots of this world will not see the truth even when people are dying from hunger, instead they will turn to dictatorship and more socialism. That’s how people work. And you wonder why I keep calling you all idiots. Idiots.

Some great news from around the world

Australia's second largest investment bank, Babcock & Brown, has gone into administration after it was unable to deal with its massive debt levels.

German factory output fell by a record 7.5% in January, its biggest drop since reunification in 1990.

US Federal Reserve chief Ben Bernanke says the world is suffering from the worst financial crisis since the 1930s.

Brazil suffered its biggest quarterly decline in economic output for more than a decade in the final three months of last year, official figures show

China is ready to introduce new economic stimulus measures "at any time", Premier Wen Jiabao has said. He also said there was enough "ammunition" to add to the 4tn yuan ($586bn; £421bn) package already announced.

China is also worried over the US being able to repay their huge loans taking by Obama going on a little spending spree.

The world economy is likely to shrink for the first time in decades this year, the head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) has warned.


And what do people do? They organize demonstrations and complain to governments. Not over the using the printing machine to make money and then spending it together with massive loans. No. And they are not complaining over governments imposing an ever increasing bunch of laws and getting countries more and more socialistic. No. They don’t even protest over subsidiaries to banks that loans money to people so they can buy things they really cannot afford. No. People want more of the same! They want more governmental programs, more money printed and more loans taken. Idiots.

A greedy, jealous and highly stupid populace

How come so many really hate rich people? Well, they don’t even need to be rich; they can be bank managers or just having a nice car. Somehow this upset people more than people in refugee camps or the starving masses in North Korea. It seems like peoples favorite pastime is to read about how rich their neighbors are and then trash them together with good friends and a nice chardonnay. I would understand this if those who were rich actually did things that were bad for others, like robbing the elderly, printing monopoly money to shield people from the financial crisis they have created, imposing laws concerning who you can and cannot get married to or if they forced young men to enlist in the armed forces. But that’s governments little things and we all love governments.

The last time I was at a larger political gathering it cost the taxpayers 11 million kronor. We dined, laughed, got drunk and slept at a great hotel for money stolen from single mums and the handicapped, but no one claimed that we were greedy or didn’t think about our members (shareholders). And this goes on all the time, politicians feasting and living on the money they have snatched from the pockets of those around them. And most high ranked politicians earns even more than the average bank manager, but people mostly ignore that, even if politicians never contributes to society in any other way then being a burden. Instead everyone jumps at every opportunity to hate those horrible bank people that choice to have meetings at a hotel, which never ever happen before in history. No company or organization has ever had meetings other that at shabby diners were they pay for their own food. And getting a higher salary for actually contributing to society is horrible. How could they? And eagerly throwing gasoline at this fire is those useful idiots, the journalists. Carefully they select words and put their “reporting” in a context in order to highlight the self-indulgence of bank people. Everything designed to get an easily duped populace to react in horror and even to do outbursts like changing banks. And cashing in on the horrified citizens the journalists keep throwing more “news” out there to increase the notion of general greed among all people with responsibilities. And the politicians, that really is to blame for the current financial crisis, applaud these “news” and between attending meetings at a government facility and eating lunch at a fine restaurant in their expensive suits (all paid by tax money), they act upset over those greedy bank people.

When some voice of reason points this insanity out, that person gets treated like a blasphemer during the dark ages. People actually want to be jealous at others, and don’t dare tell them otherwise. This apparent and very openly displayed greed – wanting what others have or no one should have it is greed – among the people makes them turn towards socialism. What better way is there to punish those with a higher income than to make everyone equally poor? And when someone points this out and show facts about socialisms never ending failures, people will blame this sane person for being a Bank stooge or the rich peoples lackey.

This is why I never even try anymore. Once upon a time I thought good of people, I thought they were just tricked and if I with friends could just lift that curtain of smoke up they would see the truth. This is nonsense, people don’t want to know or they are to brainless to even considering the possibility of non socialist ways. So you continue to do what you do best, being greedy, jealous and stupid and I will continue to tell you who you are, an idiot.

Zelmani should be worshiped

Again, why you should pray to Sophie…

Thor and Friday the 13th

It might be a coincident that I write about this on this day. I don’t really feel benevolent and I’m not being coerced in any way. And as most of u, that are strange enough to read my ramblings, know by now I don’t really care about people in any way and if we all perish tomorrow I would be among those rejoicing. Still, sometimes one needs to take a step back and smell the Crystal Lake at sundown. Yen -Chen, a.k.a. Andrew, Wang is one of this world’s bigger idiots. You are all idiots, but sometimes one idiot surpasses the rest of you. For some reason this Koala-fellating-soon-to-be-turned-into-a-corps-fool snatched “his” son and then disappeared. Mia, the mother, is kind of in a desperate mood, and we all know how well that can turn out on a day like this. If you see this Wang a-hole please pick up a machete and cut him into little pieces and then send the little boy safely back to his mother.






THOR DANIELSSON WANG
Case Type: Family Abduction
DOB: Nov 5, 2007 Sex: Male
Missing Date: Feb 14, 2009 Race: Biracial
Age Now: 1
Height: 2′1″ (64 cm)
Missing City: LOS ANGELES Weight: 25 lbs (11 kg)
Missing State : CA Hair Color: Lt. Brown
Missing Country: United States Eye Color: Brown
Case Number: NCMC1116194

Circumstances: The photo on the left and the photo in the middle are of Thor. He was allegedly abducted by his father, Yen-Chen Wang, on February 14, 2009. A felony warrant is on file for Yen-Chen. They may travel out of the country. Thor is Biracial. He is Asian and White.
Thor has a birthmark on his left wrist. Yen-Chen may go by the alias name Andrew.

ASSOCIATED ADULTS: YEN-CHEN WANG
Missing from: CA
Missing Since: Feb 14, 2009
Age Now: 32


PS! No one would complain if you hurt the so called father "Wang" ds.

Why would the socialists want to free Dawit Isaak?

I’m having a hard time getting the thing about this guy. The Swedish journalists, mainly of the socialist persuasion, should be satisfied that a country closes down privately and independent media. This happens 2001 when all media got under governmental control. All good news comes from the government, right? And governments owning things is always correct? So what are you complaining about? Yes it’s a shame that this man is in jail and apparently getting tortured, but so are million others around the world. I say let him sit there and we can all rejoice over another socialist victory.

State of California budget continues to back billions

The governator isn’t enough in California. Los Angeles Times reports the state keeps hemridging money and with a shortfall of $8 billion this year more negotiations are going to be necessary. This case, as all others, is very easy, cut spenditures! Why is this so bloody difficult? But politicians, even Conan the barbarian, is defenseless against the populace cry for their “free” buffet of stuff. People are so use to getting things they don’t deserve that anyone that claims this is wrong is the devil himself. Politicians know this and keep spending money they don’t have on idiotic citizens. This is what created the current financial crisis and what will keep them coming until people give up and take to arms, which is the moment me and my popcorn is waiting for.

Zoellick, Japanese people and other idiots

Head of the World Bank, Robert Zoellick, the useless idiot that he is, claims that the bailout and stimulus packages that government’s all over are doing on borrowed and newly printed money isn’t enough. I wonder if this camel with a desperate need of intensive psychical therapy also thinks that Stalin had great ideas? In the meanwhile those stupid Japanese people are backing Obama Bin Ladins outcry for more spending of tax money on the taxpayers. They are into their third step towards socialism and total breakdown of their economy so they don’t want to go down alone. Someone was talking about the apocalypse?

Tories seem to have got it

Apparently the British Tories are going to leave EPP in the European parliament because EPP are to federal in their views and to pro EU to fit the Tories. This is great news. Hopefully they can get enough people with them to their new coalition and form a new strong power inside the European Union.

Now focus on the bailout they shouldn’t have

I don’t like the Swedish bank SEB’s latest decision to say no to a wage increase they actually are entitled to. Again the politically correct and those with socialist views win, as usual. Now let’s focus on what’s really important in this mess: the government bailout program. Something that means that the government (the tax payers) guarantees the banks safety. What ought to be done is nothing. If they fall, let them. A company that cannot survive shouldn’t. But of course again the socialists will win and throw idiotic insurances after all the banks to save the taxpayers’ money with taxpayer’s money. Maybe if it wasn’t for the lunacy that is the central bank and its printing of monopoly money we wouldn’t have this situation. But the socialists have fixed that too.


“Get up, get out, get drunk – repeat as needed”

Idiotism and jealousy

Of course the Swedish newspapers need to follow up their”story” about executives getting higher salaries at one of Sweden’s biggest banks. And of course it has nothing to do with journalism or news, only sensationalism and jealousy. Apparently this bank have arranged a conference, which is very much evil in itself. Then it costs money! Oh my… The journalists who write craps like this have never been on a weekend at some hotel going to lectures, they have meetings at seven eleven and if they are lucky they get a cup of coffee on the company. Don’t you think so? Fake puritan weasels like the journalists in Sweden who constantly bombard citizen with socialist lunacy and infest people’s minds with resentment towards others is one of the main reasons why humanity is going down the hill. They don’t want to give you news, they want to create it and hand it to you in a cocksmelling package wrapped with the strings of totalitarianism. And you swallow it like the stupid microorganism you are. Even the most brainless ones should see straight through this garbage, but people don’t. And that’s why journalists can sit on their fat behinds picking up other peoples hard work or create news from nothing, twist it a little, and sell it to you while they are picking up their paycheck they don’t deserve. If you really feel the urge to be jealous you should be it towards journalists, no other working group does so little for so much. The immorality of journalists should be discussed, not some company business meeting.

Things that annoys me

First of all; people who were sneakers to a suit. In my book this is the worse sin of all when it comes to fashion and how to behave in public. I do not really care about people wearing jeans to a business meeting or that the girl in the cashier has put on a burka. If you pick your nose in public or play music from your cell phone is fine. But if you walk by me in a black suit wearing a pair of white sneakers there is a possibility that I will try to kill you.

Those repetitive questions. Mostly a women issue, trying to get some kind of confirmation or checking out your attention to details. “Does this dress make me look fat?” Is a normal female question and you want to make the Al Bundy response: “No, the fat makes you look fat”, but you cannot do that, instead you reassure her and maybe even throw in a platitude like “It goes well with your beautiful blue eyes”. Hoping that this will make her more acceptable to that anal penetration you were thinking of while she is changing clothes. “Hun, my eyes are dark brown” – and you are back on earth again. But the point is that she will not ask this question once, not even only twice, but several and after the 7th time you are thinking of killing her.

People who insist on digging holes in their butter. This is a real relationship killer for me. There is two things I have always tried to make clear to every woman I ever dated. One, I love porn and if she cannot stand that, deal or get out. Two, she most never ever ever treat a bucket or a packet of butter like it’s a goldmine; slashing it, hollowing it out and making the butter look like the western front. This is completely unacceptable and if there ever was a get-out-of-jail-card this should be it. “You cut of her arm with a sword and throw her out the window?” –the judge will ask and you answer:”Yeah, she did this with the butter”; and you show the judge and the spectator and they go: “Ahhh…” and you are free to go.

Everyday political correctness. With this I don’t mean being a feminist, wanting to save the poor or some other stupidity like that, no, what I’m talking about is those things or words in society that somehow becomes “bad” and needs to be corrected. I give you example. In Sweden we have an ice-cream called “88”. Have been around for ages, but suddenly some masterful encryption expert figure out that “8” correspond to the letter “H” in the alphabet which means: 88=HH which in turn of cause means “Heil Hitler”. So suddenly the company making this ice-cream, their employees and every store that sells it are racists. Deductive braniac’s like this should be chopped up in little pieces and fed to piranhas.

And here is another group of individuals that need to be massacred by wild dogs; those rapists who targets the elderly. People who for some reason feel the urge to rape old people bugs me like hell. The thing I’m getting at is not the raping, even though horrible in its own right, no what I don’t get is why, when there beautiful 16y olds walking around after dark, you rather go after those tasty 85y olds? This is a complete mystery that has plagued my mind for some time. Is it a fetish thing? It annoys the crap out of me even thinking about it. Can someone please explain this?

And finally I need to mention those complete scumbags that insist on telling you about their toilet business. “I squeezed out a 2ft:er” someone can mention in passing. “I’m having my period right now and happen to pee on my white string. Isn’t it awful when that happens?” a girl explain to a friend so everyone within 28,3 feet can hear her. Maybe I’m a prude but sharing information like this should render a trip to the guillotine.

The wage increase is too small

Some top dogs in a big Swedish bank are getting higher salary while the bank is stumbling and needs to get a government loan. To no surprise politicians and every other stupid “thinker” in the country needs to address this and act chocked. And all of them seem horrified by these “greedy MF’s”. Hardly no one mentioning that they also get their movable bonus taking away and this wage increase is a way to respond to this. In either case, why even care? If they are not eligible for that government loan they shouldn’t have in the first place, fine, let’s talk about that. But their salary is the banks business.

I actually think many of them are underpaid. Sure you might tighten the belt a bit during a financial crisis, but under normal circumstances they should have more money. Most executives and directors in Sweden are criminally poor. There should be a regressive tax law that makes those you earns the most, pay the least and vice versa. The people who produce the most and consequently earns the most should be excluded from paying tax. The lightweights however should be paying more in regard to their income. That would be a fair society.

Searching for that elusive sexy feminist

Has anybody ever seen a beautiful and sexy feminist? I have actually spent almost an hour on Internet searching and cannot find one. Living in Scotland I immediately come to think about the Loch Ness monster. It seems to be about the same chance of getting a piece of Nellie like finding a beautiful and sexy feminist. But then again, you might want to keep to that monster after all, probably less likely to bit your head of (any of them...) and far more likely to be a good company.

I do have some close calls and a couple that have “changed views”. It’s politically correct to be feminist so idiots everywhere flocks around this epithet and some of those flip floppers might be conceived as having a doable figure so with a paper bag… And there might be a lot of these elusive beings roaming the streets without telling us about their strange ways. There should be one or two out there, the idiots are plenty, but still, I wonder. Does anyone have some proof that such a creature actually exist?

But I mean, there are millions of them. There are some sexy guys that are feminist, but I don’t swing that way and even if I did, they are just after those unsightly “girls” that are easy picking for a man in the feminist henhouse. So please let me know if you see one.

Leprecons and Unicorns exits!

First of all you need to know; there is not one single proof of manmade global warming, not one. There is no scientific fact supporting this notion anywhere and every time someone claims to have it they get disproven. You never hear about this, why is that… But politicians, UN, Greenpeace, the Catholic Church and your local supermarket and thousands of other organizations say it’s real and that we need to do this or that or else we are all going to die horrible deaths, birds will die, Koala Bears will die, we will starve, we will see a new Ice age and/or get more desserts, cancer will increase, feces will be thrown everywhere, chaos, destruction, mayhem, death, kill, murder, Hitler will raise again, shoe sizes will increase with 70%, riots on the streets, epidemics everywhere, ahhh, the humanity! And you, the idiotic people believe in this crap like our ancestors believed in Trolls and that the Earth was flat.

We have had several ice ages, we have had several periods that have been warmer than today. The level of Carbondioxid in the atmosphere has both been lower and much higher than today. The ice sheets in Antarctica have both been thicker and smaller then today; it has actually been completely without ice. Global warming is a natural phenomenon! All you idiots are doing is letting politicians increase taxes that don’t need to be increased and you are letting them tell you what kinds of lamps, cars and footballs to buy. This is what you should be afraid of, a bigger and more demanding government. But you believe it don’t you? You piece of single celled organism you.

I propose that governments everywhere impose taxes to protect Leprecons. And that we stop building roads and factories because that might disturb those Unicorns. If we are going to live by one fairytale we can live by another.


-I am more believable than Al Gore-

The fluffy pink drug?

Apparently a new ”killer drug” spreads in Sweden. How many has it killed? As many as have died by the hands of governments? Religions? Traffic? Alcohol? Tobacco? Obesity? Does it hurt as many people as the number that fall down from roof tops every year? Nope, nope and nope. As usual they are just trying to make us react. Media wants to sell papers and politicians need to frighten us sometimes so we think we still need them. If there is a new killer drug on the market every two months or so, we might actually believe that the government is needed to protect us from those drug addicts and mafia people. On top of this we have people being called in as “experts” because they work at customs or are concerned parents. Yeah, stupidity all over.