Sunday, January 31, 2010

Got a boob-job? No travel for you…

Apparently Alky Aida has already figured out how to avoid body scanners. According to British newspapers they are planning a new stage in its terror campaign by inserting ‘surgical bombs’ inside people and it seems that the body scanners cannot detect them.

A leading source added that male bombers would have the explosive secreted near their appendix or in their buttocks, while females would have the material placed inside their breasts in the same way as figure-enhancing implants.

Oh, so any silicon breasted female and male with to hard buttocks is a potential terrorist? And apparently anyone carrying a syringe should also be regarded as a suspect since these cleverly fiends use chemicals.

Too big boobs. Check.

Too well-shaped butts. Check.

Diabetes people. Check.

How are they going to tackle this one? How about grounding anyone except large ass, flat-chested healthy losers?

You see the terrorist will always find a way, it’s impossible to have 100% protection and there are literarily thousands of ways to bomb, crash or disrupt an airplane. Hell, I know from experience they let you onboard with small knifes and flammable fluids while tossing away your hairgel. And anyone knows that you can MacGyver together a nuclear device from a shoe-string and toothpaste, so why not ground everyone? Do we really need airplanes? Let’s stop all travel, communication and trade, what’s the diff? Right?

This is getting more ridiculous by the minute…

A terrorist?

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