Thursday, April 1, 2010

Waterboarding Easter fun!

A soldier waterboarded his four-year-old daughter because she was unable to recite her alphabet.

Joshua Tabor admitted to police he had used the CIA torture technique because he was so angry.

As his daughter 'squirmed' to get away, Tabor said he submerged her face three or four times until the water was lapping around her forehead and jawline.

Tabor, 27, who had won custody of his daughter only four weeks earlier, admitted choosing the punishment because the girl was terrified of water.

There you go, a wonderful new way of punishing children. I do hope the Minister of Justice in Sweden read this; she’ll get another idea on how to torture our young. Strapping adolescents down and taking their blood, urine and doing other marvelous tests against the child’s and the child’s parents will is great fun, but waterboarding would be better.

And if course we today learn that the US is imposing even harder restrictions for inbound travelers. Everyone going to America is now going to be screened as a potential terrorist threat.

I’ve been wondering for some time if I could visit the land of corporatism and home of the serfs. Being a libertarian, consorting with “right-wing” people and bashing the Obamination should render one or two flags. It is tornado season and I was thinking of visiting a pal in Texas to check some twisters out...


  1. the land of the free and the home of the brave. lol!

  2. Your English leaves a lot to be desired -- write in your first language.

  3. Why do you think I do write in English? Because I've mastered it?

    If you have some suggestion on how to improve, make it, otherwise no-one is forcing you to read so go away.