Monday, April 5, 2010

Time to buy stocks in the porn industry

Can you spot the robot?

I was reading this post from Anna Raccoon, and although I find her sentiment about the Gorgon and similar masters of our faith to hold some truth and I can see many different applications for this kind of technology, but what immediately strikes my mind is ‘porn’.

The technology to have sex online, I mean ‘real’ sex such as you can ‘feel’ the person on the other side of the screen already exists. Although a bit too expensive for the common man, it is just a matter of time. And whenever these robots are applied with sexual… attributes… in working order they will probably revolutionize the sex industry even more then movies ever did.

Will the time of the prostitute soon be over? And if so, what implications will this have on legislation? Is it still rape if you’re doing it with a robot? If you’d programmed the robot to perform felatio, is that still a crime in Missouri? How about if you make a tiny adolescent-looking robot and have sex with it, should that constitute as rape of a minor or kiddy porn? How about those priest eh? Can they make a robot of a young boy and sadomize him without having to endure, well... nothing from the Vatican?

You know what would be funny? Robot rights activist groups! Claiming that robots should be treated humanely...

But before we get to all that, we’ll probably see a lot of debates over how climate friendly robots are. Is a robot really compatible with the Church of Climatology? Maybe I shouldn’t even be mentioning this connection? Who knows maybe those climate insanoes will advocate that robots should replace humans? It wouldn’t surprise me even the slightest.

And maybe it is a human right to own a robot? It shouldn’t only be for the rich and horny, right?

Whatever your thoughts are I suggest that you soon look over what porn will benefit the most and maybe consider putting some money into it.



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