Tuesday, March 9, 2010

I would so have shagged Dr. Zira

Seven Muslims were arrested by Irish police on Tuesday on suspicions of conspiracy to murder a Swedish cartoonist who drew the prophet Muhammad with the body of a dog.
The four men and three women were arrested in the southern Irish towns of Cork and Waterford following an international operation.

The Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks, is believed to have a $100,000 bounty on his head from an Alky Aida linked group.

This sort of monkey business is just the distraction our masters are looking for. It would have been even better if the assassination plot would have succeeded, but hey, cannot have everything at once now can we.

Even so, one can assume that the Muslims supposed failed action will further antagonize certain groups and increase people inclination to vote for any of the “racist” parties out there. Maybe the Jews fleeing southern Sweden can get a tad more support? Maybe the next time a poll measures how Swedes feel about Afghanistan even more idiots wants us to be there and help the US war machine murder Muslim families? Ohoh! I just thought of something. Certainly these arrests were made because of the draconian internet laws? They used Yahoo to communicate. Say it is so, please…

Well, there are probably not any buried statues of liberty in this story, fanatics are who they are and act accordingly. However, stories like this will have their own momentum and will gain so while our economies flush downwards.

I said early on that our elitist friends would blame greed, Muslims and a too free economy for this depression we’re in, and the more time passes by, the more right I seem to have.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But your behavior studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.
// Dr. Zaius

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