How they fool you – part I

we fool you

The budget stalemate that semingly gripped the U.S. ended just before a midnight deadline Friday 8th of April as four-winged congressional leaders and the Pick-Pocket in Chief agreed to a package of spending reductions to avert a federal government shutdown. Sitting in comfy chairs eating and dining on the people’s money and working soooo hard around the clock, Republican and Democratic negotiators emerged from a tense day of behind closed-door champagne and biscuits talks with a deal that would cut about $38 billion from domestic programs across America for the remaining six months of the 2011 fiscal year. The cuts are said to be $500 billion over a ten year period.

"When we say we're serious about cutting spending, we're damn serious about it," Said House Speaker John A. Boehner (R-Ohio) in a comment.

For you reading this and seeing comments in newspapers or hearing what is stressed from knowitall ‘experts’ on TV-programs, this may seem like much. It may also seem like this entails draconian cuts on woman shelters and, of course, republicans got a proposition through that means that abortion clinics get less or no founding in the U.S. capital. The Obamination said that this was “painful cuts”, and pretty much everywhere you look the focus is on either the huuuuge cuts or the horrible republicans getting their way in certain areas.

The entire thing is ridiculous and is a clear and obvious illusion they are trying to sell you. And be honest with yourself, you bought this entire spectacle didn´t you?

The actual facts are kept behind the curtain, peaking out – but you don´t see them do you?

You see $500 billion over a ten year period is NOTHING. It’s a drop in the ocean, a fart in a Hurricane, its one tiny grain of sand in the Sahara’s. IF they had said $500 billion this year, $500 billion next year and/or $500 billion each year for 5-6 years to come, then we would come close to what is necessary. $500 billion over a ten year period is a joke, and a really bad one at that.

The U.S. has a debt of $14 000 billion, and it increases with about $1500 billion each year. A cut of $38 billion will not even cover the losses of April!

The actual debate between Democrats and republicans were if the public debt - excluding future promises - would increase to $15620 billion or to $15580 billion. Never seen that in the news have you?

They have fooled you again.

And did you really think that these smug tricksters would let the federal government to shut down? Pffff… if you believe that, you´re beyond help, please kill yourself now.

Media would like you to think this was a hard discussion and that the country was close to shutting down, and the soul-suckers in suits definitely wants you to believe that. That’s so stupid it’s mind-blowing. There´s no way two political entities looking for power and being totally dependent on the state would let that happen. No fuckin’ way.

It’s a show, a fantastically choreographed show with only one true purpose; to show a difference between parties and, as a consequence, show political will to do something. Media is of course eating it up and selling it to you with no other reflection than a focus on how certain people are “losers” in this budget.

The DemoPublican party wins, as always.

Even worse than not making a single cut to the budget – which they didn´t do, no matter what media is feeding you – is that they didn´t tackle the regulations and totally mad situation on the housing market, they didn´t overlook or cut in any military expenditure, they didn´t change any rules or regulations comes to the financial market, they didn´t do anything to curve inflation and the looming hyperinflationary situation. Basically the only thing they did was to come to an agreement. Nothing else.

It is imperative that you start seeing these lies for what they are, because if not we´ll not only face history’s worst economic disaster with no public knowledge, we will also when, or rather ‘if’ the situation can be resolved, you will not understand what actually needs to be done. And if you don´t understand the problem or the solution to the problem there will be only one other alternative in most peoples’ eyes: a totalitarian government.

Of course most of you are asylum refugees so I don´t expect an understanding, but do you really want to be a fool? Do you really what The Powers That Be to treat you like a retarded child? If not, at least try to see through the scam.

The Portuguese debacle - and other funnies

Well, well, well. Who could have foreseen that the Portuguese would seek a bailout from the European Union? Huge surprise…

The third euro-region country in desperate need of a rescue, and by no means the last one, is slightly different than the other two since Portugal actually has a manufacturing base and didn´t fix and trick with their numbers as much, so the Portuguese crisis is actually a more real one, and on the surface not as bad. Real in the sense that there we actually can see most of her problems. Oily scheming Greeks and fucked-by-the-banks Ireland tried to hide, and have still hidden away, most of their crap.
But Portugal is also different in another way; they are very dependent on the Spanish economy. The two Iberian countries are very intertwined not only geographically, but also financially. In fact much of the Portuguese dilemma can be traced back to problems in Spain, and since Spain hasn´t really crashed yet (just a matter of time) the worst problems for the debt stricken and politically volatile Portugal is yet to come.

Financial markets have long priced in the idea of a Portuguese bailout, so the downgrade in their ratings have been a prelude to this. And the whole story is familiar isn’t it? Remember how the Greeks and Irish handled the same situation? Noooo…we can handle it ourselves. we don´t need a bailout. We can handle it And then woops; oh actually we need money, please give us some…

Portugal is aiming for a package that may be worth as much as 75 billion euros (probably more in the end). That is another huge loan, albeit with pretty good, for their situation, rates. And again, and this cannot be said or stressed enough, ordinary citizen will take the hardest hits. Remember how they fooled you into believing that borrowing and printing trillions to hand over to the already rich and wealthy was a great idea? How great it was to save the “too big to fail’s”? Well, now you´re gonna pay again, both for the austerity measures and the new loans taken.

Having fun yet?

At the same time the ECB is forecast to raise its benchmark rate by a quarter point to 1.25 percent, to counter the inflationary pressures they themselves have created. Again forcing ordinary folk to pick up the bill! This is of course not only very shady but also too little too late. Such an increase together with future rate raises will not help the in-debt countries, and our benevolent leaders´ favorite fake info-number, GDP, will not benefit either.

So what is next? Of course markets will temporarily be “calmed” by this bailout, and of course banksters, tricksters and soul-suckers in suits will claim, once again, that they´ve handled the crisis and that things will soon pick up.

Does anyone really buy that anymore? I mean, even you idiots out there should smell the rottenness by now.

Next up is probably Spain, although I wouldn´t count out Belgium or Italy either. And another crisis(‘s) emerging in any number of Eastern European states is also very likely to occur.

Spain for example has an unemployment rate in excess of 20 percent and a housing market dominated by variable-rate mortgages. Mortgages that are taken on the premise of higher returns of, what actually is; useless multi-billion housing- and real-estate projects. Instead entire cities stand empty and over a million homes are impossible to sell along the Spanish south cost alone. The Spanish banks are sitting on so much debt (guaranteed by the government) that this situation by itself is enough to plunge this EuroZone member into a new dark age. And were Greece, Ireland and Portugal are small fishes Spain is a giant wale which can, and should, tumble the entire Euro-project.

According to IMF numbers for 2009, the gross domestic product of Greece was $331 billion, Ireland was $221 billion, and Portugal was $233 billion, but Spain’s GDP in 2009 was $1.468 trillion. Roughly twice Greece, Ireland and Portugal combined.
If we go by Greek and Irish percentages, then roughly a third of the estimated €450 billion price tag to bail out Spain would be shouldered by the IMF—and here´s a fun fact; the U.S. puts up 20% of IMF money.

So the U.S. would be on the line for around €40 billion—to save Spain. Will the new U.S. Congress put up with that? Will the American regular Joe put up with that? Not very likely, and if so the IMF’s participation in a Spanish bail-out will be severely reduced, if not marginal. Therefore, bailing out Spain will be almost entirely a European affair.

Does Europe have €450 billion to bail out Spain? That is, does Germany have €450 billion to bail out Spain? And if we continue to play with numbers, will Germany and the IMF have another €400 to bail out Italy? Another €100 to bail out Belgium?

And even if that money can be conjured up, most likely via the printing press, nothing has changed. Does anyone really believe that Greece, Portugal, Italy and Spain all of a sudden will fix their problems just because they get hundreds of billions?

Our elected domestic frauds together with the non-elected tricksters of the European Parliament will of course stand by their assumption that the Euro is a good idea, even when the entire continent is drowning in despair, so there will be no political decision coming any time soon that would dampen the situation - in fact they will most likely try their very best to worsen it via, as mentioned, the printing press.

Again I feel obligated to draw your attention to what happened the last time we Europeans were in a mess like this. In actuality, the crisis of the 1930’s and the following World War of Pranks II, were a minor one compared to what awaits us now.

As I´ve said, argued, written and tried to explain for over ten years now we can look forward to many years of massive demonstrations, great upheaval, “terrorist”-acts, and governments changing more often than normal person changes underwear. And somewhere in this mess totalitarian ideas, religious nuts and hilarious tiny men with long pointy shadows offering hysterical simple solutions to a people in distress, will emerge and grow strong.

I don´t think you can imagine how bad this is going to get, but I can and I cannot stop laughing.

This is going to be the entertainment of a lifetime. I highly recommend vodka, popcorn and a comfy chair. The funnies are just getting started, stay tuned and make sure you don´t miss the real mayhem.

That fun Inflation again

zimbabwe have taught us about good finances

To no surprise whatsoever inflation in the US. is started to really show. As I said about two years ago it takes 1-2,5 years (depending on country, what sort of economy and where the money went from the start) for newly, freshly printed notes to reach the outer limits and so starting to effect prices near regular folk. Prices rising are because of inflation, rising prices is not however the same as inflation - as pundits would like you to believe.

Prices will continue to rise, exponentially. No doubt the American government will issue decrees to “combat inflation” probably even “wage war” against it. They will put forward the thousands of years old übermenchens universal solutions that have never worked before, but they sound soooo good. Things like lower taxes and lower wages to keep the price-wage-spiral in check; we will also hear from people outside politics (experts, pundits and journalists) claim that the newly introduced (or soon to be introduced) austerity measures will help in the war against inflation, since people have less income and cannot buy so much (Fucking evil soul-sucking sadists!!!). Every populist politician will claim to be the protector of the poor and to be anti-inflation. They will come up with scams such as ‘price control’ and introduce alternative ways of payment such as stamps and vouchers and similar antics.

All the way they will claim that “big business” and unregulated markets are at fault. The rich have done it again. Of course those in charge will save us from the evil market as well as from the evilness of inflation... The bought and paid for media will of course run out in hordes defending such measures while groups and lobbyists campaign to force politician to do more in this ‘war’.

This is the normal seen so many times before and I see no reason why our masters of despair will not do the same this time. History will repeat itself. Again.

Nothing of this should surprise anyone. This is totally expected, very easy to predict and so easy to see coming miles away. Anyone with working synapses should have known about this years ago, but as usual people are too busy eating processed food while watching reality TV.

Ever heard the mantra “follow the money”? You can easily do that here. First our benevolent leaders argued that in order to save the economy they needed to borrow trillions and print even more trillions. Then they needed to hand this money over to failing banks, big business and governments. All under the disguise that they wanted to “save us all”.

Seen how the stock market has risen during the latest year or so? That’s because of inflation from the “bail-out” money forcing prices to rise and sending out a fake signal that all is okay. After a while that cash reaches out to normal people, forcing prices on normal commodities up.

So called “experts” will argue that wars in oil-producing countries are at fault. Although such things can cause prices to increase on certain products and in certain areas, it cannot cause inflation and it cannot be blamed for everything as the tricksters more than likely will claim.

The whole thing has been a scam from the start. And not just any scam, this is the biggest robbery of all time.

Forget master criminals or cartoon villains. No Lex Luthor, no Dr Doom and no James Bond character can reach these heights. This is such a sinister plot, filled with such evil and malevolence that it dwarfs anything you ever seen, heard or read. It’s the stuff of nightmares, and we´re just getting started.

You see, this post is about America, but it could just as easily have been about the UK, Japan, China or pretty much any country out there. The European Central bank (ECB) doubled their money supply only a few months ago. When that money, or money from any other scam along this dark road (there has been many of them), reaches normal people the effect will be exactly the same: higher prices.

Inflation, and very possibly; Hyperinflation, will destroy cities, knock out entire societies, and bring with it destruction only surpassed by the worst of wars. Coincidently, if history will continue to repeat itself, war is the most likely next step…

If you haven´t already, you need to know what inflation is. As long as you´re in the dark comes to inflation, you will never understand the dealings of the economy and so will never understand how fooled, robbed and bamboozled we have been and continue to be.

This is the darkest secret of the elites. See inflation and you´ll see it all. A person that has figured out what inflation is and how it works will never trust anything coming from above. Hopefully this post, and many other voices out there will make you really think and come to term with how deeply screwed we´ve all been.

In the meantime I suggest you buy sugar, coffee, guns and all the necessary things you can think of to survive the impending collapse.

You are going to die! Part XL

Don´t strain yourself

During a visit to the unmentionable room doing the number two thingy I had a thought. What if my sphincter isn´t game for the day and make me work for really hard for those splashes and what if during such an arduous exercise I end up pushing my limit too far and have an aneurysm?

This is not an uncommon event.

In fact this way of getting maggots nibbling on your decaying flesh is much more common than you may think. And it can actually kill you in several ways. Firstly defecation (what a lovely word...) causes the blood pressure to rise, and if it rises fast enough it can cause the rupture of an aneurysm or to it can dislodge blood clots. Also, in terminating waste products, blood pressure can fall; this, often coupled with standing up quickly to leave the toilet, can result in fainting which in turn can make you hit your head in the bowl and/or maybe end up inside drowning you in your sleep.

This isn´t really my favorite way of dying so I have just now developed a slim phobia, and considering eating better to make the process go smoother.

Anyway, this got me thinking about my own mortality and how I am most likely to die.

According to statistics I´ll probably end up dying from a heart attack or liver failure. It is also possible that a car will run me over while I am stumbling down the street going home from the pub. Another reasonable assumption would be death by government – something that is most likely to kill most people out there. I cannot really see myself getting ripped into pieces by a hippo, getting stung by murderous bees or dying from old age. And I have a hard time picturing my corps being covered by lava-flow or eaten by a shark. Nah, more than likely, looking at my life and living, I´ll contribute to the ever increasing death toll that comes with too much fat and alcohol.

Every life, every day, is in danger. That’s just life. There are more ways of dying than I can ever mention on this blog, it would simply take too long to list it. Basically anything and everything around you may hold the key to your demise. It is much easier mentioning what cannot or will not kill… which is… nothing..? I cannot think of anything that wouldn´t kill. Can you?

We should all consider our own mortality now and again because if you´re not careful something or someone will, one day, when you least expect it, end that miserable existence. Watch out, be careful, don´t do anything remotely dangerous, you may die…

Female Pedophiles exposed!

As any normal person already knows pedophiles are everywhere - hiding behind every bush, lurking in parked cars stairs, occupying all dark corners of our society. Every male out there is not only a rapist in the making, just waiting for the chance of jump any hole walking by; a penis also, automatically, make a person to want to have erotic adventures with preteens.

Thankfully we have governments, different lobbyist organizations and the UN to tell us about this danger and how Internet have brought with it an massive increase of people belonging to the child molesting community.

What has been overlooked so far are female predators sneaking around “loving” children, working at daycares, being teachers and taking other horrid jobs in order to find their pray.

How could this be? Why haven´t our beloved leaders acknowledged this danger before?

A child porn ring containing 40 women have been detected Sweden and the trials are about to start, and of course media is frantic about this turn of events. Suddenly our masters realize that the hundreds of thousands of women working with kids across the country are potential criminals!

Me, I´ve suspected this all along. Of course women who like kids and want to work with children are strange individuals by nature. I cannot believe it took this long for media to react. Although it seems that they´ve yet to realize that there’s lots of other occupations out there were women roam free to touch and grasp bodies of unsuspected victims. I am of course talking about nurses, care takers and female doctors. When will we see our governments finally take action here?

While media and “experts” are arguing that Sweden's 'anti-grooming' law, which makes it illegal for adults to contact children online for sexual purposes (very loosely defined), has had a disappointing start, female pedophiles can go about their business. A survey that indicates that half of Swedish girls under 15 have received online sexual advances has apparently been ignored. ( I can also tell you that I´ve been subjected to sexual advances online… I know I should seek out a psychiatrist and talk about it, but so far I always hideaway that feeling of dirt and shame. Women should know we men are more than just a piece of meat, but that is not always the case...)

We need forceful action and lots of laws here.

We already have all the laws necessary, but as with the case of internet, we cannot overstress, overdo or impose enough extra laws that says the same thing. One law for pedophiles in general, 37 extra laws for pedophiles using internet, and now we need extra laws to protect us from female pedophiles. It’s only logical.

I wonder when kids playing ‘doctor’ will be outed as the next big thing..?

Why do we have toes?

Toes eh?

After bumping my foot into a scrappy computer on the floor and experiencing the appropriate pain I starting thinking about evolution and why the hell we humans still have toes. What is the point of toes?

According to evolutionary theory, natural selection not only weeds out the weak and infirm, but it also tends to preserve characteristics that are truly beneficial to the evolution of those organisms. If six fingers were really a beneficial mutation most men and women would be six-fingered, and the same goes for three or four fingers. However, for me, this seems very arbitrary. Why five? And if toes really are so great, why are they made so fragile and easy to break?

The easy answer is: who the fuck cares! Or, perhaps; because we do.

But according to most scientists humans are primates, a group of animals that was initially adapted to living in trees. When you are a tree dweller it is advantageous to have a grasping ability on all your limbs. However when human ancestors left the trees they became more adapted to running on the ground. Part of this adaptation expressed itself through shorter toes. This adaptation was advantageous because running on the ground was more important to the early human lifestyle than climbing in the trees. Unless you are a creationist or feel that the Annunaki story offers a more compelling background, this explanation seems very feasible.

However, this doesn’t really explain why no other form evolved or why the number is five. For me it seem highly improbable that five out sticking easily to break limbs stuck to us throughout the ages without evolution discarding it with lots and lots of bumping-into-things events. And even if our current evolutionary situation, historically speaking, hasn’t lasted that long, when will we see another evolved human with zero toes? It is not that hard to imagine that a life more suited for desk dwelling and computer typing will sooner or later discard attributes no longer needed. Toes should be one of the first things to go since they are in the way of cables and we don´t really need to run anymore.

This will not happen overnight and its very likely that humans has colonized space long before this evolution takes effect. However it may give us a clue how a potential “humanoid” creature beyond the stars visiting our planet will look like. Wouldn’t such an Alien be without limbs all together?

In the evolutionary process the basic body plan does not change unless two things happen. First, a genetic trait has to appear (through mutation or through a novel recombination of established traits) that allows for the change. Therefore, all vertebrates will have five toes unless they possess a "gene" for fewer toes. Second, that gene must somehow confer an advantage on those who have it. Is ‘not bumping into things’ a big enough advantage for a non-toe human to evolve? Probably not, but all in all, with running only being for athletes, it is not unthinkable either.

So remember were you read it first; twenty-eight thousand years into the future we will have less or no toes at all. I cannot wait for this to take place, much easier than to actually clean the floor…

Fools of April, May and all other months

What would life be without practical jokes? Introduce a Gregorian calendar and some people will refuse to abide the new dates, which is funny in its own right, and then others can throw feces at or in other ways mock the unbelievers. Fast forward 500 years and a great pastime have been created from a seemingly harmless change of a calendar.

The jokes of the ages have varied in degrees of funniness. Sometimes a funny man with hilarious solutions to problems emerges and wackiness ensues. We have seen this many times, and if you ask people most would probably agree that the antics of the 1920’s and 1930’s that lead to the War of the Pranksters - part II - that was topped off with the novelty figure Adolf is by far the highest form of comical relief.

As funny as the holocaust, Napoleonic conquest, murderess conquistador and religious fanatics may be, they are still not really up there with what I, personally, find funniest of all time.

You see over time people should have learned something, but they haven´t. The same problems over and over again, being handled in the same way over and over again. People drink, smoke, or fuck too much? Bann, tax or forbid it – the unison answer of every government since the dawn of man. Economic turmoil? Blame the neighbor, the Jews, the Muslims, black people and then start wars – the unison answer of every government since the dawn of man.

On topic after topic, in response to each problem, solutions are old, very old. If you know our history, nothing of today will surprise you. This is of course hilarious repetitive stuff, nightmarish sure, but still hilarious.

One reoccurring topic in movies and literature is that mankind holds the key to its own destruction. Although true, the way authors, directors and movie producers interpret this is totally wrong. In their world nuclear war, the scam of manmade global warming and a high level of immorality (too much drinking, smoking and fucking) can bring forth the end. This notion is enhanced by nutty spokespersons of religious beliefs such as idiots believing in a super-zombie Jew that could walk on water or morons screaming the name of a child molesting desert-dwelling trickster every morning from minarets. Keep the sheople scared and the masters of pranks can, time and again, create famine, financial calamities and wage war against a neighboring sheople on the basis of a joke.

If such repetitive jokes are brought forth almost on a daily basis, who cannot laugh at it? Maybe gang raped women in Afghanistan or hospitalized children in Iraq have a hard time to laugh, and maybe the tens of thousands dying every year in pointless wars don´t really die with a smile, but in general it is hard not to stand in awe over the funnies constantly added to the annals of man.

However, out of all the hilariousness we´ve seen so far I am a firm believer that the funniest time of all is happening right now.

Let me give you a short recap.

During decades of building a global structure in favor of banks, financial institutes and large political entities things have gone into overdrive during the last couple of years. Never before in the history of man has so much money flown from commoners to banksters and oligarchs. Remember what they said when the first part of the crisis struck? Back then we needed to save mankind from a looming depression through borrowing shitloads of money, print trillions of more useless notes, and throw it all at ”the too big to fail’s”. Essentially transferring the wealth of the many and the wealth of the future over to the few and already rich. The cash that didn´t go to scheming suits sitting in dark rooms stroking a white cat went to government black-hole projects of the same type we´ve seen so many times before.

Since they didn´t actually fix the problems, and since the underlying fundaments are still the same this ”solution” didn´t really work. And so, hilariously enough, they are today introducing austerity measures and heightening taxation while still printing and borrowing shitloads of money. And, again, wealth is transferred from normal people over to those that rule. The biggest robbery in history was followed by the third biggest scam (after Global warming and religion) in history which in turn has built the biggest sand castle in history. The deck of cards waiting to be toppled over by history’s biggest financial tsunami has reached the moon while our masters of despair try to impose more restrictions.

This is funny shit.

You haft to understand that the hundreds of trillions of derivatives, that the hundreds of trillions of debt and the trillions of freshly printed notes have created a situation that will obliterate all that we know, and we will crash so hard that it will dwarf anything you can imagine.

There are only three things keeping the wheels going right now.

Firstly all that fictitious money floating around is making markets, governments and everyday fools believe all is dandy, or close to it.

Secondly the entities above us mortals are doing everything they can to hide the problems – and they do this by making sure we compare useless currencies with other useless currencies, and by using bought and paid for spin-doctors to cable out false information every hour.

Thirdly they use the fake, and totally useless, notion of GDP to play charades. China is building entire cities no-one lives in, the US is fighting war after war, European countries keep borrowing from each other, and pretty much every country on the planet is lying about their debts and income. All to keep GDP up and create a false respiratory breathing that will only have one single effect; increase the height and size of the deck of cards and so increase the disaster.

They say we shouldn´t mind the man behind the curtain, and I firmly believe that most within the Powers That Be don´t know what they are doing, they are just following a recipe that has been tried before.

As before when similar antics have been ushered we can actually predict what comes next. And we don´t need to go back that far in history to see what this entails. Minor crisis’s of the 1970’s and late 1990’s may give you a clue, but if we go back to that funny period of Adolf you´ll see a more accurate fallout - albeit the level of problems and so the level of pranks are much bigger today. Also the stakes are much higher today with not only a global economy but also much more destructive weapons available to all.

So on this day, when joke after joke are thrown around, keep some of that laughter for what awaits us. I promise nothing has been funnier. The world as we know it is about to turn upside down, and although this sort of coincide with the Mayan calendar (calendar again eh?) it’s not a sudden apocalypse that oracles have predicted, it’s just a normal event in the history of man, just a lot worse...

how real protesters do it

You need to be ready to be arrested... oink, oink...

Even during the height of the "great recession" I am convinced that a majority of the population favored telling the banks, the banksters, our elected suits and the rest of the criminals to piss off, even if it had meant that economic Depression would immediately ensue.

Incidentally, it is my considered opinion that had we done that, the economy would have undergone that depression but we’d be done with it by now. There would be new banks where old banks had been. Employment would truly be recovering, as would the economy as a whole. The banksters would all be bankrupt, there would have been prosecutions, maybe even public lynchings of the banksters and their political protectors who shared in the creation of the mess.

The powers that be instead ignored the people, and, as we always do, we re-elected or in other ways kept the vast majority of those who did the exact opposite of what we wanted them to do.

That is, we consented. We let them.

Just as we let them start us rolling down the hill towards that funny abyss in the first place. And just as people throughout history has let themselves be led around until something goes too far, which generally means its too late for thousends or even millions of dead.

We always do it. We always give our consent. Silently maybe, and perhaps one or two of you sitting at home arguing with your spouse over the dinner table feel you´ve done something, but nevertheless, whatever you think or tell yourself, you have consented.

Now and again throughout history our ancestors said enough is enough, they rallied, took to arms and fought professional armies with pitchforks and stones. We seldom do that anymore, we´ve become too complacent. Too lazy.

The people of Tunisia and now Egypt said “leave office now.” The people declared that the government no longer had their consent. They didn´t go to one demonstration with their neighbor and then went home thinking they made a difference. They didn´t see the dead and gave up. They sticked to it.

Watching the news it seems that journalists want us to believe 17-18-19 days of demonstrations and gatherings is a lot. Three weeks of rallying? wow... Don´t these people have jobs? Of course its nothing. Historically speaking these weeks have gone by very fast and the 100+ dead, the thousends of injured and arrested is NOTHING. This has been a one very peaceful, calm and easy revolution, but above all, it went along fast. Very, very fast.

You see, this is how you make someone listen to you. You cannot say banksters stole your money and then vote for the same soul-sucking entities that gave the banksters the green light to steal your earnings. You cannot go to one rally and then go home to your normal life as you´ve made a difference. Leaders, no matter what country or what color of the leadership, will all laugh or shrug at such minor happenings. Maybe make a popular statement to appease the masses, but that is it.

Now we find out if the people have the stomach to enforce their demands they may actually win something. We don´t know what yet, the end result may very well be worse then the one they had, but at least they did something. Reacted. What have you been doing? Is that beer good? What about the DiMera family? Doing great uh? Who will win American Idol..? oh.. exciting...

In the end, a demand without the willingness to enforce it is just hot air. If you´re not willing to lose your job, get locked up, shot at and become the punching bag of the police, you´ll never win a damn thing. Remember that it was the Arabs, the Muslims, that actually revitalised this willingness. A willingness to actually stand up, take it hard, and still hold the ground. No matter what.

You will thank them very soon because soon a revolution will come to you. Yes, other Arab nations may stand next in line, but comes the financial Tsunami of magnificent dispair you´ll be grasping for that pitchfork - that I promise you.

And to all you leaders out there, this is what awaits you, only much, much worse once the depths of your trickery and the shamefullness of your scams come to light.

Bravo Egypt, hopefully you´ll do great from now on, and hopefully without America running the show. The rest of the world is about to follow down the same path. And to you Mubarak: you managed to get away, seemingly still alive (although some say he´s dead), the leaders who stand in line to be put down will not all be so lucky...

The show is about to start. We can now start counting months instead of years. Do you have enough popcorn and vodka to enjoy it?

You are going to die! Part XXXVIII

As I´ve told you there are a million and sixteen ways of meeting your maker. Everything from government to sharks may actually kill you, and if you don´t watch out one day you may actually end up as a corps. You never know.

But some ways are a bit sad though. Like this guy.

I mean, come on! What the hell of a way is that to die? Dead by cock...

Sweden still best in class

Please remember when I say Sweden is doing well, it is in relation to others. My birth nation is not something to follow, not in any way. However, as said, in comparison to most other countries the political leaders in Sweden are making slight progress towards sanity.

Before the first wave of our financial Armageddon the Swedish leadership sold off government assets that lowered the public debt, they changed a couple of laws and made it better for the working through lower taxes. When the crisis hit they managed to keep most maddening schemes perpetrated by the world elitists to a minimum. Of course they also made big mistakes, mainly in handing over hundreds of billions to banksters and with the government own SBAB (think Fanny and Freddie) and the horrible central bank we have a giant real-estate and housing bubble in Sweden today ready to burst when the next wave hits us. But the worst mistake the puppet masters of Sweden did was the things they neglected to do. Basically everything they and the governments across the world have done is the complete opposite of what they should have done.

However, today, just in time before the next crisis the Swedish government managed to sell off stocks in one of Sweden’s biggest banks, bringing in 19bn SEK, and even better: they will use the money to lower the public debt even further! If they weren’t a bunch of soul-sucking fascistoid misfits I would consider running over there and kiss one or two of them.

Of course lefties will complain because in their world the government should own and control everything just like in happy shiny North Korea, but you all need to understand how important these 19bn (and hopefully more) really is. The lower the public debt, the more credit worthy the country becomes. The lower the public debt, the more stabile the country becomes and so attracts more investments and so forth. It will also strengthen the currency, which is a good thing no matter what cornflake economists argue.

Also getting rid of stocks in a bank (that will crash and burn soon) that the state is only a passive owner of will do a lot of good for everything and everyone involved.

Finally when the biggest Tsunami wave of financial despair in the history of mankind hit our shorelines the coming years this sell-off, and hopefully a lot more of the same, will put Sweden in a situation whereas we don´t need to save so much, don´t need to draw back so much, don´t need to increase taxes so much, and don´t need to fuck over the little guy as much. Again this is, of course, in comparison with other countries.

Please my dear Swedish Government; sell more! And sell them soon. You don´t have a lot of time left, and if there are suckers who wants to buy, sell, sell, sell and sell!

Please also eliminate all the fascist laws you´ve put in place. One of the things that will lift us out from absolute despair and poverty a decade or so down the line is to have a free information flow and that we make the best out of new technologies. If you keep that surveillances and monitoring it will seriously hamper our recovery. So from both an ideological and a financial perceptive – please erase all Orwellian crap.

And finally, please also eradicate much of the laws that are hinders in the way of progress and free enterprise. There are a lot of them so I will not spend a month typing that long list, just start hacking away at the laws and erase as many as possible as fast as possible.

These three suggestions are doable, even for the left-twisted Government of Sweden. Please heed my warning, we´re heading for a fall. Make sure as few as possible tip over.

You are going to die! Part XXXVI

I want to have sex with Sarah Fucking Palin

We all know by now that terrorists are hiding behind every bush, hiding behind every corner and lurk behind every URL you visit. We also know terrorism is synonym with Islam and that all Muslims want to rape our daughters and kill us all. And we know that each year soooo many people die from terrorism that it’s the second biggest killer of mankind after McDonald’s. Finally we also know that terrorism is a totally new idea invented just minutes ago by the Muslim terrorist group Alky Aida.

In the U.S. the fear of Islamic fundamentalists is growing exponentially for each day that passes, and horrible numbers prove them correct. According to FBI between 1980-2005 a whopping 6% of all terrorism in America was performed by Islamic idiots. We can of course ignore Latinos (42%) and extreme left wing groups (29%) that also had a finger in the game, and we should definitely totally absolutely forget about Jewish extremists (7%...)...

So as you can see it should be apparent to all that Muslims are the biggest threat to America.

How do these people practise their job? Is there an internship program? And what the hell do the instructor tell them? I will only show you this one time...

Twin Towers you say? Well, even if that would happen each year it would still not measure up to horrible things such as smoking, drinking, drugs, or dying from old age. But even less sinister ways of pushing up daises surpasses that attack. Here we can mention jail-walking, bees, and animal attacks. Each year a dozen or so people die from dog attacks, several others die from bears, sharks, bulls and so on. The main murderer of U.S. citizens among the larger animals however is the common deer. This sinister killer is roaming around the woods looking to do a kamikaze attack on unsuspecting and innocent humans and in no small numbers either. 1,5 millions of these attacks each year causes countless suffering and staggering amounts of insurance payouts and around 130-140 people dead per year. Even if they don’t succeed in all these reoccurring attacks, mainly thanks to human ingenuity building better cars, the ‘Cervidae’ is still a very dangerous animal. This beast, fiendishly made popular by a cartoon, should not be underestimated and I cannot believe we have not yet devised a final solution for this menace.

Am I trivializing the 9/11 attacks? Am sorry, the 2,976 or so Americans who died in 2001 are of course much more important than the couple of millions killed Muslims and the ten thousand or so American soldiers that have died invading a couple of countries that HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! And if we are to believe the statistics, the Deer have since 2001 killed more Americans than those Saudis did on orders from another Saudi (if the official story is correct), which is course leads me to believe the American military would be better off on their home soil shooting cute bambis´ rather than invading Iraq, Afghanistan, raping, committing war crimes and whatever else they are doing.

A 7ft tall rich guy with a liver disease hiding among his tiny and poor 5ft healthy companions may be hard to find, but the U.S. state department always have new warnings to hand out - new terrorists to watch out for. On 3rd of October 2010 they issued a warning about travelling to Europe. U.S. citizens were told to "take every precaution to be aware of their surroundings and to adopt appropriate safety measures to protect themselves when traveling.” The State Department didn´t really tell people not to go to Europe (which is one single country in the heads of all Americans) but with phrasing like the one above they did make it sound like it was a death sentence only thinking about going across the pond.

And speaking of Europe, 1500 people die yearly and 15000 get injured each year by fires in furniture stopping. Just FYI.

Terrorists however kill a hundred or two hundred each year, Islamic fundamentalists is even more active in Europe than in the states with a magnificent 0.4% of the attacks under their belt. Leftie extremists and separatist movements are the big ones… (but uhhh-UH-tchush!, don´t mention that)

Another FYI; a majority of all terrorist attacks occur in Muslim countries carried out by separatists, religious nuts and shoe-repair folk gotten tired of the odor that is synonym with living in a hot desert.

Terrorist may kill you, no doubt about that. But the likelihood for it is very slim; getting killed by an Islamic extremist is even slimmer, at least it was before the American war machine went out slaughtering Muslim families and butchering Arabic children. Today the likelihood is slightly bigger, and the risk of weapons of mass destruction being used in Europe to revenge all the dead have gone from 0.0000000001% chance to “duh, I really hope so”.

But if I was you I would look out for horrible things such as water (that kills 150 000 people worldwide each year! Anti-water Special Forces!? ), old age or that car coming down the road. If you don´t watch out something may kill you one day…

The Polar Bear disclosure

Mwah Ha ha ha!

Recently I´ve been forced to reevaluate my position on Polar Bears. Of course a woman and some sickly underpaid workers are behind this little plot, seemingly arguing that a person not freezing when its -5 degrees Celsius can be regarded as a fluffy carnivorous white bear.

However it will take more than a sexy tail and a bunch of slaves to convince me that Polar Bears shouldn´t be put down any way possible.

The “Polar Bears are going extinct” wankfest thought up by totalitarian lefties and their eugenic followers is a part of the Manmade Global Warming scam. As the Church of Climatology argues; if we don´t stop driving cars, stop having house pets and stop buying lubrication we will all perish in hellish fires once Polar Bears have died out and ice caps have liquefied into that horrible H2O.

The problem with this notion is of course that it’s all make-believe. Not only do the doomsayers totally lack in evidence, in actuality the facts seem to contradict every single thing they say. This don´t stop them though, probably because without commercial pressure there’s no effective external discipline. The media and politicians run with this scam because they stand to gain from it, and so do many “scientists” and “researches” getting their grants approved or taken away depending on their stance on the Manmade Global Warming fraud. Teachers, lefties as most are, have taken the swindle to heart and the few opposing voices are being told that they are “deniers” and are paid for by oil companies.

Facts, rational thinking and intellect are elusive things nowhere to be found.

The fact that Polar Bears are actually doing great is ignored. The worldwide polar bear population is somewhere around 25,000 today - a number that has either held steady over the last 20 years or has risen slightly. And that’s more than double the around 10,000 that were living in the 1960s. The fact that polar bears are a nuisance and is one of only two species of animals on this planet that actively hunt and kill people, is also ignored.

I´ve even read a newspaper that claimed that Polar Bears are forced into cannibalism because we drive cars, which is, of course, another lie. Polar Bears are cannibals of nature, always have been. If food is scarce, which it is now and again, the circle of life you know, then they resort to nibbling on each others’ flesh. Actually the main killers of Polar Bears are other Polar Bears. Always have been.

But do you know what the strangest thing about Polar Bears is? They exist today. About thousand years ago, during the ‘Dark Ages’ we had a warm period for several hundreds of years, much warmer then today, but somehow these retched creatures survived. So today, when the temperature is steady below that, Polar Bears are for some reason going extinct and “forced” into cannibalism despite - or maybe because of - growing in numbers? Does anyone else but me smell the rotten clubbed baby seal?

To me the only time I can actually agree with and cheer on Sarah Fucking Palin (whom anyone can tell she’s into scat, watersports and dwarf tossing) is when she´s forcing her daughters to wear strap-ons and attack fish with as a training for the big day when they roger their first icebear to death. Kind of scary being in agreement with the woman that is surely to start world war III if she ever take possession of the Oval Office.

Nevertheless I don´t understand why people care about one species or the other. Why aren’t you crying about Quagga’s, Mammuths or Dodo’s? Did they die out from man-made global warming? Or how about the dinosaurs? Did factories or cars kill them? Or how about the hundreds of thousands of extinct species of fish or birds? Too bad the enviro nazis wasn’t around millions of years ago; maybe we could still see some of those. It is just complete madness to try to save animals all the time. And to blame humans for the natural order of this planet with constant changes of climate, temperature and weather is so profoundly stupid that it’s hard to believe.

It’s a scam.

And since it’s a proven scam I cannot believe how so many of you can bend over and take tax after tax and regulation after regulation. If you ever wanted proof of the stupidity of humans, then this is it. Imbecile hoards of sheople gathering around the tele to watch Big Mah lie to them while they´re nibbling on processed food and drinking beer is the very apex of humorous collective insanity.

Every day about 20 animals go extinct, no matter what we do. 99.99% of all the species that ever lived on this planet is gone! Extinct! Dead! Humans did not kill them, nature itself did. And even if we have killed of some useless creatures, why should we care? Some bought and paid for biologist will probably tell you that we would disrupt a eco system somewhere. So? Even if, what does that do to us? We can always cultivate more chickens in tight small spaces and knock of more cows if we need food. And if there was a sudden increase in vermin because some predator died out, we can always throw chemicals around or create special hunting seasons. May even give birth to a new reality show; “The Rat Killers” – whoever kills the most rats in a abandoned building in 24hrs gets 100 free Big Mac’s and get to go out on a date with some C-starlet who did soft-core porn because her daddy touched her breast by accident one time.

A tad sanity, that’s all that I ask for, is that too much?

Even I, with my cynical loathsome approach to much of humanity, didn’t think that the sheople of this world would be so utterly insane that they would believe in something that make the claim “the moon is made out of cheese” seem rational.

This is the ultimate test of sanity and intelligence. Forget Mensa or university degrees, if you really want to know how far above the ameba you are in evolutionary steps, this is it.

Many years ago I figured out what the real agenda behind this scam is, all on my own, only reading and making my own conclusions. No oil-company paid me to search for any form of validity, no big business gave me stuff to follow scary claims to their origin, no heartless rich banker in top-hat hired me to look into what UN and other entities have said.

You know what I found?

– That not a single one of the alarmists’ ideas or claims holds. Not one.

I still haven’t found a single argument that holds, there’s no fact supporting the notion of manmade global warming, there’s no evidence, no science, nothing, nada, zilch.

And no, I’m not a scientist, but even a layman should be able to find some sort of validity, right? I haven’t. And believe me, I’ve tried.

Polar Bears may look sort of cute and cuddly and so I can see how I can be rewarded with such an epithet, being Swedish and all, but that doesn’t mean I can relate to their supposed dilemma. Fictitious as it is. If Polar Bears die out, which I cannot see happening, at least not before we humans go poff, I won´t cry a single tear. Looking around the world and seeing how tremendously suckered you fools are however I may shed one or two tears, at least for the poor souls who dies because of it.

Arabic revolutions – a prelude to the end of the world?

Soon a common sight close to you?

Let´s say both the Tunisian and Egyptian rebellion turn out to be successes. I mean in a way that they actually bring in some democratic ideals and more open societies with no or very little of religious fundamentalism. I don´t think this will happen, but let’s say it does.

There are two groups that will hate such a development: Neo-cons (or rather the American policy in the region) and lefties in general.

Neo-cons and the American doctrine have tried to hammer in some kind of mixture of democracy, hypocrisy, Christianity and market economy under protection of the very elusive and contradictory MuslimTerroristHackerPedophile act, murdering millions of Muslims in the process. Killing entire families, raping women, using live people as target practice and making hundreds of thousands homeless is apparently the way to bring democracy to Arabic and Muslim countries.

This is especially funny since the entire reason for Neo-cons and their warmongering friends to throw bombs is stupendously shady to start with. To top it all off in order to protect democracy from the people we´re bombing, raping and murdering (how dare they think about striking back! Fuckin terrorists!) we apparently need to destroy our democracy with law after law, regulation after regulation not even thought of by George Orwell.

All of this is very funny, but not really the sort of dealings that create friendship.

With the people of the largest Arab nation demanding that they be allowed to fulfill their potential, such a change portends a huge shift in the balance of power in the region. For the U.S. has played only a negative role in the Egyptian advance, so whatever government replaces the current one in Egypt, it will not serve American interests.

We´ve already seen escalating protests in other countries such as Jordan, and hopefully Saudi-Arabi is next and if so that would be a crippling blow to U.S. interests in the region. And if Tunisians and Egyptians can do it, so can Iranians. How can the league of injustice and the coalition of mass murderers defend invading and attacking Iran then?

Democracy, freer countries and this together with Islam would not fit well into this outlook on the world. Not that it’s only reserved for Americans and Neo-cons. Many (a majority) in the western world seem to share such a notion. We only need to look at how people cheer on the slaughter in Afghanistan to find this out.

The left have even more to lose and this for several reasons. Firstly socialists, communists and their blood-soaked compadres feed on contradictions and class-thinking. They want and need adversaries in the world, so without Muslims vs Christians or students against dictators they wither.

Secondly people gathering in mass against tyranny and oppression is the nightmare of every leftie on the planet. They do claim to be on the side of the people, but that’s only until their regime have taken hold, then it’s back to what lefties do best; instituting death-camps, prosecute individual thinking and shot people who don´t agree with collectivism. This is a matter of fact and history proves it to be so.

Thirdly without a dictatorship and an American (western) doctrine of stability in the region, it will make it that much harder for the leftie propaganda machine to find new recruits. Normally terrorist organizations and people standing up against what lefties regard as U.S. capitalism is the perfect breeding ground for all the things that are wrong and horrible with their murdering ways. A terrorist becomes their ally, youngsters throwing stones their new best friends, and suicide bombers are heroes of the people. Although I, and many others, can agree that certain aspects of resistance and rebellion may be a good thing, lefties have this down to a science and no matter what the reason for a terrorist attack or who´s behind it, they salute it. In other words democratic Arabic/Muslim countries are not a good thing for the socialist movement.

You also need to know that these two groups have things in common when looking at what is going on. Something in common that is shared by virtually every regime in the history of mankind, no matter the color, ideology or rhetoric. Look at what is going on. I mean really look behind the curtain and think for a moment what has happened.

Firstly the Egyptian regime tried to close down all communications. They closed out internet almost completely, they locked out cell phones, and they have done their very best to make TV/radio/media work in their favor. Feels familiar doesn’t it?

The Chinese have blocked broadcasting and internet searches containing words like “Egypt”, just to make sure that people are not aware of what is going on. They may get influenced you know. People may start thinking, reacting. This will not do, so of course other dictatorships react in the same manner.

But think about it, does this really stop with dictatorships?

Have you seen how our supposed “democratic” leaders are clamping down on wikiLeaks? How they impose controls, monitoring systems and buy super computers (that you pay for) to keep track on your internet activities? Ever heard of the Swift agreement? In every country on the planet governments are implementing electronic surveillance into the extreme, and they want to save all communications for it to be available for police and security forces. In the beginning it was to protect us from those MuslimTerroristHackerPedophiles, now they aren´t trying to pretend as hard anymore.

Do I even need to mention naked body scanners?

And we now also know that he European Union is apparently considering blocking out gaming sites, and interestingly enough the EU (and others) are imposing ‘Passenger Name Record’ (PNR) which means they won´t only record who travels where, but also with whom you may be traveling, what hotels bookings have been made, phone number, credit card information, requests about specific meals on flight and at hotels etc. etc. Add in the growing number of politicians asking to “filter out unnecessary and immoral” sites/blogs/information that they may not like, and we have a fine little prelude to what’s to come.

Consider that the U.S. and the Obamination now have a “kill switch” to knock out internet in their entire country. Just in case you know…

You need to be a very naïve and highly stupid person to not see the writing on this wall.

And there´s one additional thing the two groups, the Egyptian government and your own government (no matter who they are), have in common. Mostly this is regarded as tin-foil hat stuff, but it has nevertheless been proven time and again.

What I am talking about is false flag attacks and staged clashes.

If you watched the TV as “pro-Mubarak Protesters” who are paid for by NDP (the ruling party) by admission of NDP officials, started to attack peaceful and unarmed protesters, then you should really pay attention. In Egypt dozens were killed and hundreds injured and the “Pro-Mubarak Protesters” captured by anti-Mubarak people had police ID’s on them... Again you don´t need to be a rocket scientist to figure out the idea behind this plot – to use clashes and violence as a pretence to ban demonstrations in concern for public safety, and to show that the ones demonstrating are only angry deluded thugs and led a stray youngsters. This should also feel very familiar.

This has happened before during anti-globalization demonstrations and anti-Bilderberg meetings held in your town. Not to mentioned a tactic used by Hitler, Stalin and countless others to show that they are on the side of the people and the ones demonstrating are anti-democratic and/or un-patriotic.

As said, a very common practice by all governments.

Not that all governments use their police or hired bandits to clash with protesters, but they do use the same rhetoric, and they certainly use such events to impose more controls.

The more you resist and fight, the harder the hammer comes down.

To this point I think most of you are with me, at least partly I do believe most of you agree. Sadly (but also humorously) none of you will do anything about it, not until it’s too late.

You see the world is about to enter the worst cataclysm in the history of mankind.

We have hundreds of trillions of fictitious derivatives floating around out there and together with hundreds of trillions more of Debt Mountains this is a house of cards waiting to be blown over by the biggest shit storm ever seen. The scams, the debts, the behind-the-scenes dealings and propped up markets will crash – it’s just a matter of time. And WHEN they do, how do you think all of these “protective measures” will be used? To protect you or to protect those in charge?

Believe me when I say that what is happening in Egypt now is exactly what will happen in your country very soon. And the outcome of such events around the globe will then determine what happens to the human race. Just think about what happened when we had the minor problems during the 1920’s and 1930’s, and then take those minor problems times a hundred and factor in nukes into the equation. Do you see a happy shiny existence?

Religious nuts, mad “thinkers” and doomsayers have been arguing that the end of the world is nigh for thousands of years. Hell, Jehovah’s witnesses have predicted the end of the world practically every year for 150 years. This time however it may actually happen.

If you don´t believe it, that´s your problem, me I will watch the show and laugh, and laugh, and laugh…

A hero - a real fucking hero

A real fucking hero!

Apparently I was wrong. It doesn’t happen very often. Apparently there´s still heroes in the world…

Next someone may tell me that the Egyptians will be successful and not replace one screwed up regime with another. Maybe there is some hope after all.

Now that would be boring...

How I wish...

... that all people were like these guys. This is how you create a better world, please be one of us.

Conclusions of my Czech adventures

After spending some months in the lovely city of Prague I have lost about 10kg on a healthy diet of beer, strip clubs and McDonald´s. Goes to show you that a person can live on crappy food, alcohol, tobacco and erotic’s and still lose weight.

I bet they didn´t tell you that at the doctors when you were asking for “tha operation”.

I also meet a lot of great people from all over the world, some I will definitely stay in touch with.

Of course bad things happened to, some I´ve already mentioned and I won´t go back to that or throw crap at anything else that occurred. Let´s just say that shit happens – life sucks and then you die.

Prague is a very expensive city actually, and the strippers will rob you blind with their succulent eyes, so be careful if you ever go there.

I know some of you expected a more in-depth story, but I leave that for another day…

Friday Rant

As you, my faithful reading morons know by now anyone can buy magic beans and grow a money tree in the backyard. All one has to do is to borrow money and print even more money and shiny happy people will blissfully dance around the beanstalk. So we were told by our lords and their bought and paid for storytellers, and now this story from the souring high’s of the roach cliff is reaching its crescendo.

America’s unemployment is going down. So they solemnly declare. World trade is picking up speed again. So they argue. Japans economy looks better. They write in every paper. The recession has left the building. They shout from the roof tops. We saved you with more loans, with more regulations, with our hilarious printing machine and an army of Obamanites. So we are told by every elected charlatan.

It is possible that your sockpuppet of love would agree if you asked during a lonely night of affectional rubbing to an old episode of Teletubbies, but otherwise this story belongs in the dark basement of a 19th century asylum.

All the scams, the derivatives, the debt-mountains, the inflationary policies and Sarah Fucking Palin is about to hit the world in a financial shit storm without precedent. Since this is a fact, not an opinion, I cannot help myself feeling like I am watching the prelude right now. What I refer to is the growing tension we can see in many countries. Not just in Greece, the UK or in Spain were strikes seem to be more frequent than seeing Goldman Sachs buying and selling fake assets. And not just in Hungary and Russia where gypsies and ‘dark skinned’ Tjetjenians are being openly blamed for unemployment and killed for being different (feels familiar?). But also in several Muslim countries were Tunisia (yeah, strange…) seem to have ignited a fire among youngsters, teens and Arabians wanting to unleash their Jasmine tea.

One Mosque, One vote! - They shout from the streets while being clobbered by government thugs. Western media seem to think it’s a democratic uprising going on, and although that may be the case in some areas or in the head of many, the actual masters of the stone throwers are seldom that egalitarian by nature.

In Egypt our friendly neighborhood dictator is Mubarak. He´s America’s Puppet Dictator so of course the Obamination and his cronies refuse to side with the protesters. No surprise there. Slaughtering a couple of millions of Muslims over the past decade kind of make the U.S. side with anyone willing to buy their guns. However if Mubarak would be overthrown could we expect a benign humanist taking over? Of course not. In all likelihood an even worse regime would step in.

The people demonstrating are not only asking for “democracy” (if we are nice in our interpretation), they are also asking for jobs, food and better living conditions. As always people in large groups have a collective morality – that is to say they totally lack in morals. This means that any smug well-spoken person with hysterical – and very easy – solutions will find himself grasping the throne. I can only guess that IF the protesters in Egypt would succeed their next leadership will find a scape-goat (Somalians, Christians, or whatnot), blame the U.S. for everything, and speak of ancient times looking to revitalize Egyptian glory with a bigger army and several new statues.

And this little chain of events, that we´ve seen so many times before, is what is facing pretty much every country out there within the coming years.

Take a look around you.

Take a big hard look and go back a couple of years and think about what actually happened.

Remember how the powers that be argued? Remember how our masters of despair said they would save us? They said they needed to borrow, print and spent trillions upon trillions in order to bring order back in the economy and jobs to all.

What they actually did was that they borrowed, printed and spent trillions on banks and financial institutes. Our elected criminal’s have comrades in crime and they were the beneficiaries, not you who actually paid for this robbery. They took your savings, they mortgaged your kids and grandkids and they passed on the inflationary bill to all underlings while they feasted on their buffet of newly printed notes.

Now when we can all see that this trickery didn´t work, what are they doing and saying?

Now they need to save money. Austerity measures they are called.

And who is paying for it? AGAIN!?

You are. You idiot.

Politicians will of course make a slim gesture of disgust whenever we hear about the billions of bonuses the elitists are giving themselves, but since the politicians are the ones actually handing that cash over they don´t want you to pay too much attention to such stories. It’s all about greed you know. Not to worry. Move right along. Nothing to see.

In the meanwhile the clampdown on the free society continues. Those horrid MuslimhackerterroristPedophiles are seemingly everywhere looking to blow us and our beautiful democracy apart while raping our kids and hacking into our bank accounts. To me this is also part of the prelude. They cannot leave internet and phones alone when potential rebellions are just around the corner. This is the real reason for the fascist monitoring systems that are popping up everywhere.

So your government is preparing for what’s to come. You should do the same. Guns, walkie-talkies, sugar and porn magazines should be on your list of items for that fortress of solitude you should retreat to together with similar minded.

A couple of years from now you´ll understand exactly why I was giving you this advice, but even more importantly; you will understand why I am laughing at your misery and dying corps. You didn´t listen.

A little rambling

They always have been and always will be. The sort of people who want to control everything by central diktat and form a world of clones who will behave as directed.

Fortunately, they are not very bright. They always, always, fuck up everything they try to do. Unfortunately they do manage to murder millions as they head for their fall. Sadly (or according to me; hilariously funny) having such people in charge today would more than likely be far, far worse. Remember that mantra repeated by the warmonger W-chimp and his band of marry Americanos with trigger happy fingers? Weapons of mass destruction... oh yeah...

Anyone with a decent amount of cash and IQ above that of a carrot can get hold of chemical or biological things of the deadly kind today. Probably not in amounts enough and with the spread to kill people by the tens of thousands, but still not really hard to get hold of. And nukes? Please. The only problem is to get hold of the material, after that there are millions of people who knows how to make tha BomB. Not to mention that most governments and states already have them or can easily acquire some of needed.

So why is this little notion important?

Well, remember what happened the last time we had a major financial disaster? No? You know those funny little guys with hysterical solutions to a hysterical populace? I keep telling you that this time around the financial calamities are much, much worse. And if so, what do you think will happen to Ze World this time?


Okay, if you're reading this then porn and games are not your only Internet interests. You will be aware of the riots all over the place, including in London, Greece. You will also be aware that this is going to get worse. Much, Much, Much worse. Did you notice Japans economic aid promise towards Europe? How funny that is since Japan is sinking down into oblivion at the moment. And the deep chasm that is the PIGS and all the rest that will follow, can it get more hysterical? Never before in history have so many borrowed so much and got so little out of it, and never before in history have so few men created such an pile of crap that will embrace everyone on this planet.

Believe me, hundred years from now they will write essays, make movies and tell horror stories about what we are living through right now.
The financial wave of utter despair is almost here, are you ready? 

You are going to die! Part XXXV

Sometimes people, who should die, don’t. Even sadder when people who want to die and actually try to end their miserable existence, but fail. Like this guy. I mean come on. Not only did he fail in the simplest of tasks, apparently he also tried it before. This is the very essence if failure isn’t it?

I cannot think of anything as pathetic and depressing as trying to commit suicide and fail at it.

And so let me give you some pointers.

First of all, why do you actually want to stay alive? Having fun are we? Think about it for a moment. Have you accomplished anything during your life on this planet? Is it really a good place? How about the starving? The wars? Terrorism? Al Gore? Is that really the sort of stuff that makes you wanna go on living? And how about your own existence. Most of you out there don’t make a real go at it. You sit around eating processed food and watch the latest reality show while politicians rule you supreme and the banking cartels are stealing all your earnings. Don´t you feel depressed? You should, most of you seem to be nibbling on happy pills nowadays. Have a job? Is it fun? Do you really feel you get paid enough? Got raped? Robbed? Have your kid been molested lately?

Aren´t you a little afraid of things? Afraid of swine flu? Alien invasions? And aren´t those kids down the corner doing drugs and so will soon stop by to rob and kill you? How about water? Scary stuff yes. Bees? Open spaces? You know what to do to never be afraid anymore…

Even those of you out there with decent living that never really had any personal catastrophes happen to you – don´t you feel that cancer creeping up? AIDS? You are going to die you know, all of us are, sooner or later, and it can happen at any time. Did you see that truck? If you had walked by the same spot 15sec earlier you´d be dead. Falling popsicles can kill you, insects to, and did you know that the most dangerous place in existence is the very place you lay your hat – your own home. It’s true. A majority of all rapes and all accidents happens within the confines of our homes. It is also one of the things that is likely to kill you. Falling down the stairs, tripping in the shower or choking on an ice-cube when no one is around to help is just some of the million and one ways you could die at home.

Just face it – you are a tiny being living on a tiny planet in the corner of one of billions of galaxies and you live a very short insignificant life that will have no impact whatsoever on a messed up universe. So why go on in the first place? For your kids? Pfffff… if you are so evil that you bring kids into this world, you should die.

With that said I hope I have convinced some of you morons to end a pitiful existence, so let’s also make you aware of some of the best ways to start pushing up daisies.

One good way of making sure of your demise is if you do it with a combination of several things. If you, for example, climb up on that ledge, before you jump make sure you have cut the wrists and nibbled on enough pills to make an elephant drop, then you put a gun to your head so when you pull the trigger your body falls down towards the street. If you survive something like that, bravo, kudos really. Sainthood should be coming your way from the Catholic Church and/or maybe you just discovered that you are a mutant superhero.

Another thing that I just popped into my mind is decapitation. It is hard to go on living without a head attached. There are many ways of sever a head from the body. A sawmill have lots of options, and so does many industries.

How about moving to a small village in Afghanistan, dress as the locals, get up on stilts and call yourself Bin Laden? Or join up with the tens of thousands of refugees fleeing inside Pakistan. US bomb planes and drones will probably find you sooner or later. Make sure to stand next to children and families, apparently a sure way of getting killed by trigger happy Americans.

Whatever your choice, make sure to plan it carefully. If you fail at killing yourself, not only have you discovered another thing you suck at, it would also be really, really pathetic. Do it, just do it, and do it properly thank you.

Me? I love living and would never do anything as stupid as kill myself and as an atheist I will try to make the best of the only life I have. But for most of you, I recommend it, you keep voting for the same gramscofabianazis that will eventually kill you anyway, so why not do it yourself?

A couple of Prague updates

I still have no computer and apparently fixing the crappy one I have cost almost as much as buy a new one so it will take me a while to be up and running as usual. To my dear readers this may be catastrophic, idiots as most of you are, but I´ve almost told everything needed to be said already. Go back and read. Not much time left now until you will all die horrendously, or eat your young because of starvation or laugh all day if you own certain banks.

Recently I´ve encountered very strange beings, presumably humanoid, crossing my path around the city of Prague. Firstly - I was opening up my window one day in order to inhale the fresh air (with a pack of Camel) when I noticed an old lady walking down the road. I live in a pretty crappy neighborhood with lots of apartments and the area I am about to describe is in the open, fully visible from hundreds of windows. Anyway the old hag in question stopped in the middle of the road, took a couple of steps aside, put down her walking cane and a bag of something, so I was thinking: what the hell is she doing? Next she took another couple of steps aside, away from the cane she didn´t look like she could walk without, pulls down her pants and started doing what in America is usually referred to as number 2… Needless to say I closed my window, sat down on my bed and waited until the ordeal was over…

If you think that was a weird encounter I need to tell you about this very tall, very thin running man coming up against me with a huge French hot dog in his hand. The guy was holding it out like those people carrying the Olympic torch, he run past me and throws the wiener, with bread and all, in a bin by the road, he turns around, comes up by me again and with long running steps he runs towards the fast food place I presumed he just left and with John Cleese–like maneuvers he seem to salute the place and is then talking in Czech… possibly to order another one for is asylum adventures…

But the price for the week go to a lady walking up next to me one day when I was out walking. She said something in Czech, I had no idea what so I told her, in English, that I don´t speak Czech. She mumbles on so I try asking her to speak Spanish, Swedish, or German or even bloody French so I can get what she is saying. She seems very adamant and slightly upset so I am guessing I just walked against a red light or something, so I actually want her to tell me what’s up. The third time I ask her to speak in a language that actually makes sense, she flinches, start touching her body and her eyes start to roll around in her head. She actually turns white and makes this gurgling sound that I associate with dying film actresses. So I am, trained nurse and very familiar with CPR as I am, posed to rush over to her and save her from her handbag and jewelry and to then calmly walk away. Suddenly she flinches again, looks at me with a strange face, like she sees me for the first time, then she start to walking very fast away from me, across the street, always checking were I am, like I was the lunatic...

Well, welcome to Prague, the city of porn stars (seen several in the Metro already…) and bunches of fucking crazies…

Doing Prague

Sorry for not writing that much lately. But as the saying goes; if anything can go wrong, it will. Consequently my laptop broke down immediately after landing in my new hometown which means no Dexter, no porn and no blog posts. On the other hand I’ve meet some great people and alcohol is always a good remedy. I can also mention that here you can smoke at pubs; smoke while having dinner and you can even smoke inside hotels. What a concept!

I’ll be back as soon as my first paycheck has arrived and repairs to my computer can be made.  

The tin-foil hat irresistibleness

I don’t know about you, but isn’t those crazy, wacko and totally out there conspiracy nuts starting to sound pretty intelligent?

Another one that took us by surprise

Sweden's (in)Justice Mentalist, and fascist extraordinaire, Beatrice Ask, told a press conference in Stockholm on Saturday that the US Embassy in Sweden has undertaken similar surveillance measures such as those that have taken place in Norway in the last 10 years.

Presumably it is horrible when W-chimp and his successor, the Obamination, does it, but when Swedish authorities does the same (only worse) and then gives it away to Americans it’s okay?

Anyway it seems that for the past 10 years, the U.S. has monitored Norwegian residents from Norwegian soil. The Surveillance Detection Unit (SDU) group operated from secret premises. Several of those employed to spy on Norwegian residents were former Norwegian security police. Suspicious individuals were registered and photographed and the data was forwarded to the US embassy in Oslo, which analysed and added them its SIMAS (Security Incident Management Analysis System) database.

The report also alleged that there are SDU units containing similar data at all American embassies, which has now been confirmed by the Swedish (in)Justice Mentalist.

Imagine that a lady who wants’ to bring back the punishments of the Dark Ages and has a deep seated need to torture children comes clean in this way. That’s the real surprise!

I’m actually having a hard time figuring out why she would admit to this, and the only thing I can think of is that the not already bought and paid for media (read; blogs, alternative news and independent journalists) already knew and had proof.

But the news itself is a shock isn’t it? Who would have thought eh?

And if we later find out that this has some kind of correlation with Sweden’s eagerness to impose its STASI-controls and the hilarious 1984-society, we will be... what? Surprised again?

As I am on the road I find myself feeling sort of being under observation having a slight uncomforting uneasy feeling of having a soul-sucker trying to hump my leg if I say the wrong word over the phone.

I’ve always felt that cameras everywhere, security checks every ten meters and ridiculous rules about liquids and nail clippers is way over the top. And body scanners? Oh by the love of Satan!

It seems that all proof our beloved masters need is that of the word of some tranny down in the quarter hopped up on Methadone, and then they can send in their trained ruffians to tax, regulate and investigate. What the fuck happened to common sense? Has that ever been around?

To a certain degree I do feel comfortable with cavity searches and having my picture taken 158 times every time I walk through the airport- does anyone really mind them sorting out the crazies from flying? – but enough is enough already.

Surely this uneasy feeling is the real reason for their grids and controls – to keep us ordinary folks on our toes. They want us to feel monitored, to feel powerless in the face of some thug with a badge. If they have those screws around our thumbs no matter what we do or wherever we go they know we’ll be in their power.

Again, very strange that Sweden's (in)Justice Mentalist come clean. Doesn’t really fit their MO.

Well, tomorrow I’ll be flying again, going to a NATO-country no less. The latest times I’ve been flying they’ve always taken me aside doing extra tests and asking questions no other traveler gets, I suppose this time will be no different.

The difference for me, in opposite to most others, is that I find it very funny, which is probably not the correct way to react. They want that terror in our eyes, when they don’t get it, they go one step further. Last time I flew from Glasgow I thought they were about to lock me up…

Welcome to the 21th century and the build up to the Greatest Depression in human history!

Bye bye Svédsko

My new home!

Time again. Another country, another job, and another experience. All packed, everything fixed - except for an apartment. Probably need to sleep under a bridge or find a porn motel the first week, but it always works out.

Needless to say blogging will be light. I’ll try to keep ‘em coming, but with much to do, much to fix and a new job is always a new job, so don’t expect any miracles.

And if I happen to never return because I’ve been detained and flown to a secret C.I.A. prison, well…if so, please remember those four funny little words; “I Told You So!”, and when that mayhem starts, try to keep a sense of humor about it. People dying, famine catastrophes and wars are great entertainment. It all depends on how you look at the shattered glass…