Friday Rant

As you, my faithful reading morons know by now anyone can buy magic beans and grow a money tree in the backyard. All one has to do is to borrow money and print even more money and shiny happy people will blissfully dance around the beanstalk. So we were told by our lords and their bought and paid for storytellers, and now this story from the souring high’s of the roach cliff is reaching its crescendo.

America’s unemployment is going down. So they solemnly declare. World trade is picking up speed again. So they argue. Japans economy looks better. They write in every paper. The recession has left the building. They shout from the roof tops. We saved you with more loans, with more regulations, with our hilarious printing machine and an army of Obamanites. So we are told by every elected charlatan.

It is possible that your sockpuppet of love would agree if you asked during a lonely night of affectional rubbing to an old episode of Teletubbies, but otherwise this story belongs in the dark basement of a 19th century asylum.

All the scams, the derivatives, the debt-mountains, the inflationary policies and Sarah Fucking Palin is about to hit the world in a financial shit storm without precedent. Since this is a fact, not an opinion, I cannot help myself feeling like I am watching the prelude right now. What I refer to is the growing tension we can see in many countries. Not just in Greece, the UK or in Spain were strikes seem to be more frequent than seeing Goldman Sachs buying and selling fake assets. And not just in Hungary and Russia where gypsies and ‘dark skinned’ Tjetjenians are being openly blamed for unemployment and killed for being different (feels familiar?). But also in several Muslim countries were Tunisia (yeah, strange…) seem to have ignited a fire among youngsters, teens and Arabians wanting to unleash their Jasmine tea.

One Mosque, One vote! - They shout from the streets while being clobbered by government thugs. Western media seem to think it’s a democratic uprising going on, and although that may be the case in some areas or in the head of many, the actual masters of the stone throwers are seldom that egalitarian by nature.

In Egypt our friendly neighborhood dictator is Mubarak. He´s America’s Puppet Dictator so of course the Obamination and his cronies refuse to side with the protesters. No surprise there. Slaughtering a couple of millions of Muslims over the past decade kind of make the U.S. side with anyone willing to buy their guns. However if Mubarak would be overthrown could we expect a benign humanist taking over? Of course not. In all likelihood an even worse regime would step in.

The people demonstrating are not only asking for “democracy” (if we are nice in our interpretation), they are also asking for jobs, food and better living conditions. As always people in large groups have a collective morality – that is to say they totally lack in morals. This means that any smug well-spoken person with hysterical – and very easy – solutions will find himself grasping the throne. I can only guess that IF the protesters in Egypt would succeed their next leadership will find a scape-goat (Somalians, Christians, or whatnot), blame the U.S. for everything, and speak of ancient times looking to revitalize Egyptian glory with a bigger army and several new statues.

And this little chain of events, that we´ve seen so many times before, is what is facing pretty much every country out there within the coming years.

Take a look around you.

Take a big hard look and go back a couple of years and think about what actually happened.

Remember how the powers that be argued? Remember how our masters of despair said they would save us? They said they needed to borrow, print and spent trillions upon trillions in order to bring order back in the economy and jobs to all.

What they actually did was that they borrowed, printed and spent trillions on banks and financial institutes. Our elected criminal’s have comrades in crime and they were the beneficiaries, not you who actually paid for this robbery. They took your savings, they mortgaged your kids and grandkids and they passed on the inflationary bill to all underlings while they feasted on their buffet of newly printed notes.

Now when we can all see that this trickery didn´t work, what are they doing and saying?

Now they need to save money. Austerity measures they are called.

And who is paying for it? AGAIN!?

You are. You idiot.

Politicians will of course make a slim gesture of disgust whenever we hear about the billions of bonuses the elitists are giving themselves, but since the politicians are the ones actually handing that cash over they don´t want you to pay too much attention to such stories. It’s all about greed you know. Not to worry. Move right along. Nothing to see.

In the meanwhile the clampdown on the free society continues. Those horrid MuslimhackerterroristPedophiles are seemingly everywhere looking to blow us and our beautiful democracy apart while raping our kids and hacking into our bank accounts. To me this is also part of the prelude. They cannot leave internet and phones alone when potential rebellions are just around the corner. This is the real reason for the fascist monitoring systems that are popping up everywhere.

So your government is preparing for what’s to come. You should do the same. Guns, walkie-talkies, sugar and porn magazines should be on your list of items for that fortress of solitude you should retreat to together with similar minded.

A couple of years from now you´ll understand exactly why I was giving you this advice, but even more importantly; you will understand why I am laughing at your misery and dying corps. You didn´t listen.