The baaaaaa alarm

Walking to work this morning going past some of those nice little British cottages when I heard a horrifying sound coming from one of them. It was a lamb interpretated thru the digital sound of an alarm-clock. Baaaa! Baaaa! Baaa! And I need to tell you, it was not a very pleasant sound. More of that silence-of-the’ kind that makes you get shills all over. What kind of psychotic freakozoid lover of bestiality exists at that house? And the noise could be heard all around that block, what the hell do the neighbours say? I did noticed two cars at the driveway and some other indications of family-life so the entire family must be suffering from severe knitting cramps. I will try to avoid going that way again; something is very disturbing about that house.