Mushroom land of pink unicorns

 

The only known organism in the universe able to produce noises sounding like LSD induced mumbling coming out of a Martian dust cloud but still be able to attract people of all shapes and sizes, whores as well as nuns, social workers as well as their welfare check recipients, is the incoherent speak coming out of those residing in public offices.

The only entities capable of amassing large groups of zombiefied television dependent cretins and convince them that it matters which name they chant while slowly dragging their feet’s down the street, is the very same elected single-celled organisms we all loath and hate.

How? When did that magical pixy mist befall us?

When did the witchdoctors of ye old line up in a straight line with the center of the galaxy and recited the magical words that spellbound billions throughout the ages? 

People are mesmerized by mysteries like the Pyramids, the Dogon people, Machu Picchu, Atlantis, Al “I invented the internet” Gore, and Aliens, but somehow the biggest mystery of all time is nearly not thought about at all.

How come so many - seemingly intelligent individuals - allow themselves to be herded around like sheep coming out of a rancid bar? And this at the same time as those doing the herding continually lie, steal, cheat and even murder in the open. Also, remember, our elected frauds preform such despicable acts thanks to money stolen from the seemingly intelligent.

Encountering a Big Foot walking on water inside the Bermuda Triangle while waving his Jedi sword should not surprise anyone as much as people accepting the antics of the chosen few.

Putting on chrome plated sun glasses and trying to understand the biggest mystery of the universe is also easier than one might think. Investigating the story of Atlantis may prove futile, but examining those who rule us is not. Perhaps that´s why tales of monsters and anal probing attract more glory hunters and treasure seekers then anecdotes of parliament?

If looking at the whole picture of society it is not hard to understand why so many willingly succumb to soul-sucking thugs in suits. I know why that is and if you don´t, I am now going to tell you.

People continuously reading my tedious poetries may think I would insert the word “idiot” here as explanation, and yes, that is of course part of the clarification, but no, I am eluding to a more basic, more cavemen reason; fear!

Fear is the most powerful emotion, even more so than love or hunger. Fear is the reason we hide behind others, fear is the reason we gladly give up our hard earned income for protection within the group, fear is why we rather trust other people’s opinion then our own.

We are afraid of other nationalities, other religions, nuclear holocaust, men, females, fishes, snakes, airplanes, Pinocchio, God, lions, mice, ants, and pretty much anything and everything. Fear is really the only universal emotion that is always present within and around us.

What it all comes down to is that we´re afraid of pain in general and death in particular – and consequently we all seek protection against things that may hurt or kill us. Thus we become much less rational; anyone offering to protect us becomes a friend.

Sadly we´re also afraid of choices. Making a choice comes with anxiety since we always have at least one other option – consequently letting others make the choice is less of a hassle and leads to less anxiety.

Every dictator in history have played on this; played on our fear.

If we don´t build lots of weapons and have a huge army and monitor everything the terrorists are going to win. If we don´t prepare ourselves the Russians will come and steal our babies and force us to eat pirogues for the rest of our lives. Without a strong military and intelligence presence on internet pedophiles will rule supreme and very soon Facebook will be turned into PedoBook, is that really what you want?

Muslims are growing in numbers. The Jews control everything. Communists are everywhere. Anyone in your neighborhood can be a terrorist.

If we don´t let government take our money and pay for the elderly becoming a pensioner will be the same as a death sentence.

Evil lurks everywhere.

Ozone layer! Manmade global warming! Mongols! Gay people! The rapture is coming, pray to invisible sky fairies and to our loving spooky father or you will be thrown into a BBQ without end.

Hells Angels! Nationalists! The Chinese! Aliens! Meteorites! Asteroids! And isn´t the Easter Bunny really a kiddy lover handing out candy to unsuspected preteens? 

 Pedophiles are everywhere!!

If we are not afraid, and if we do not put all our trust and money into government there is something wrong with us. In fact if we don´t, we may even die one day!

And this is really what binds together the elitist sphere - there´s no real conspiracy here, just journalists, politicians, corporations and banks preying upon and taking full advantage of our fear. They all do it, and we all let them.

So what if they break every promise and so what if those deemed better are cowardly misfits thinking they are better then everyone beneath, they still will protect us… won´t they?

Sure… 

We are now, at this very moment in time, entering the Debarkation Area. There is no talking or arguments. No smoking. We need to follow the orange line to the economic Processing Area. The next scheduled departure to the World Government prison is in a few days. We do however have the option to be terminated and be cremated on the premises. If any of you elect this option, notify the Duty Sergeant in your Processing Area – they also usually have vaccine inoculations. As an alternative you can select the slow crushing death of the weights of the printing machine.

Thankfully our masters have thought of everything, they´ve stolen most of the wealth already, built themselves bunkers and indoctrinated the police and the military so they under orders will fire at innocent and (hopefully) totally unarmed civilians. Therefore we can rest assure that life will go on also after World War III in a cockroach-  politician- and banksters paradise.

Woho!

Electromagnetic radiation anyone?

It's time for the rest of my meds while watching this story unfolding. Oh, its sooo exciting…