Canada beat USA with 2-0 to win the Olympic gold medal in the women hockey tournament. As most of us know females shouldn’t play such sports, they ought to stay at home cooking dinner and watching out for their young.
And they certainly shouldn’t drink champagne. Alcohol is bad for you, so the righteous has told us, how dare these women flaunt their drinking habits in public? Just because they won the medal? Please.
I think Gilbert Felli, the IOC's executive director of the Olympic Games, said it best when he argued that the antics were "not what we want to see." He also said: "If they celebrate in the changing room, that's one thing, but not in public."
Presumably he too would like to see the ladies taking a shower and covering each other with bubbly beverages, but, as said, not in public.
Another thing noticed was that the ladies were smoking cigars, and you don’t need a degree in Freudianism to see what this means.
Surely these so called athletes have forfeited all of their credibility. For God’s sake! There were families watching! Why didn’t they think of the chiiiiiildreeeeen! ?
But at least a statement released late Thursday, Hockey Canada apologized. "The members of Team Canada apologize if their on-ice celebrations, after fans had left the building, have offended anyone," the statement said.
Damn right you offended us. Drinking, smoking, smiling and being happy. Who the hell do you think you are?
The Virtuous elite know what’s best for us and that certainly do not include alcohol or tobacco – and so I urge the IOC to take immediate steps to ban the ladies from ever playing again.
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