Thursday, January 21, 2010

More terrific upshots from the US of A

As already mentioned the bellowed father of us all, the light that shines and guide us, B.H. Obama, have declared that America is showing many signs of a promise of a fantastic future. Nothing can go wrong; whatever the blessed be savior says comes to pass. (read earlier post about the Messiah here)

In addition to the post below there has come to my attention that some more great ‘Greeny Shooties’ have popped up proving the Messiah right.

How about:

First-time claims for state unemployment benefits that jumped unexpectedly by the largest amount in eight months, according to the American Labor Department. The number of initial claims in the week ending Jan. 16 rose 36,000 to 482,000.
The Labor Department also said earlier this month that employers cut 85,000 jobs in December, after adding only 4,000 in November. November's increase was the first in nearly two years. And please remember that the US need to add about a million jobs a month, just to keep up with immigration and population growth.

Or how about the fantastic news that:
Muslim groups reacted angrily Wednesday after it emerged that the U.S. military is using combat rifle sights inscribed with coded Biblical references. Army officials have said they will investigate whether a Michigan defense contractor violated federal procurement rules by stamping references to Bible verses on the gun sights used by American forces to kill enemy fighters in Iraq and Afghanistan. Oh, how nice of them, but shouldn’t it have been quotas from the great leader? Isn’t this blasphemy?

But we also have:
Good news came Los Angeles City Hall, where the top budget analyst reported this morning that tax revenue has come in at $186 million below estimates for the current year. So maybe not that surprising that aeveral political officials in California, are asking for a bailout of $6.9B. Bailout of a state… how keen…

Oh yeah! Things never looked better...

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