A famous actor is dead

The very famous actor and singer behind such hits as "The Rainbow Connection" and “it’s not easy being green” was found dead last night.

According to local authorities Swine Flu was the cause of death.

The local police already have several solid leads and it all points to someone very close to the former star. Someone had written “Kermie” in the soil next to the body and police suspect the killer had regrets while writing that message.

Apparently someone also had injected the star with supposed anti-viral, something that had little or no effect. According to the medical doctor first at the scene that injection may even have escalated the agonizing death that is said to have taken hours.

Stolen police photo


Not the suspect, but still...