It’s neither a secret that the Twilight saga has attracted a lot of fans, to a large part undeservedly so. Not that the movies are that horrible. It’s pretty good acting by everyone (except by the wolfy shirtless idiot), the scenery is nice and it’s sort of a new pretty interesting take on the whole vampire business, and at least the first movie even I sort of enjoyed – at least the first movie wasn´t a waste of time as the sequels.
However I cannot stand the character of Bella. Horrible woman. One of the most despicable characters of cinematic history. When she is not moping like a worthless wimp with a big chip of anxiety on her shoulders she is contemplating on what fairytale screw-up she will give her cherry to; to the furry always shirtless beast or to the lifeless metrosexual corps glittering in the sun - always switching back and forth, until finally succumbing to a penetration of the tiny knob belonging to the bloodsucking metrosexual. Of course, in pure American fashion, getting pregnant on the first try.