The Iranian conundrum - or; why war is fantastic!

As we all know by now Iran is guilty of 9/11, guilty of saying Jews, cute puppies, polar Bears and the Dalai Lama should be wiped off the map.

Totally encircled by enemy forces - drones and spy planes flying over their territory and threats pouring over them from everywhere while U.S. politicians compete over who can attack them first (with one exception), and constantly bullied by a coalition of screw ups - the Iranians are of course the aggressors in this story.

Oh, and of course they pay Hamas, Alky Aida, Basque separatists, and Muslim insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan to murder innocent U.S. soldiers trying to do their job (i.e. murder civilians, rape women, kill families and protect poppy fields). It is also a well-known fact that Iran has bribed Lady Gaga to corrupt western youth.

Oh, and didn’t they threat to actually fight back if a war ensues? Oh my, such horrible foes!

Of course they are trying to get weapons of mass destruction, probably already has them – just as Saddam... And of course they want to create a world-wide Caliphate under a oppressive Shiite shroud.

Women suffer immensely, gays are getting stoned to death daily, Jews are prosecuted, and any democratic movement is swiftly nipped through summary executions. All the evils of this world has converged in the horrible deserts of Iran and the petite smurf Ahmadinejad is of course a Hitleresque character of pure malevolence and is looking to dominate the middle east and cut off all oil to the western world to starve us since we cannot drive our cars to the supermarket anymore.

I probably forgot something here, but it’s safe to say that the antagonistic rhetoric increase by the day and that the bloody war-drums of U.S. of fucking A now leaving the desolate and destroyed countries of Iraq, Pakistan and Afghanistan heading north and east walking over the corpses of children, families and raped women has a new target.

Growing up I never thought I would feel this ashamed and angry over how (some) Americans think they can get away with everything. I´ve said it before, and I will say it again; the next terrorist attack you deserve! And I for one hope it’s a big one. If someone blows up New York I will not shed a single tear. Not one! You deserve it fully. You cannot keep bulling the world and keep murdering millions of people and not face any sort of consequence. You cannot keep up the imperialistic propaganda and borrow money from some countries so you can bomb others. You cannot slaughter the innocent without a blowback.

U.S. was the greatest experiment in human history developing into a fantastic powerhouse outproducing and outcompeting everything and everyone. The idea of America and the dream that brought so many to her shores was grandiose in all its glory. But along the way something happen and today the country I once dreamt of moving to has transformed into a semi-fascist (soon full out fascist- or Marxist, depending on who get to run the show) military machine of butchers living on borrowed means, printing dollars to pay for extravagant living and printing even more to grease the military industrial complex.

As so many empires before it to will crumble and fall. And the imminent attack on Iran will be one of the final nails of the decay.

Not that Iran can muster that much of resistance, they will lose tens of thousands of people, probably millions, and will eventually lose the war (if it goes on that long) but unlike Afghanistan and Iraq here´s an actual opponent. Iran isn´t a pushover and in this case the number of Americans coming home in body bags will increase significantly. Another attack on a Muslim country will certainly upset many Muslims around the world, and the economic decline that comes with losing even more trillions of dollars will crash not only the U.S. economy but more than likely also the world´s. Oil.. Do I need to say more?

And before any of you sheople out there start arguing that am another U.S. bashing leftie thug that hates Israel, you should know I am not a fan of Iran or their dictatorship. If they get bombed into oblivion I couldn´t care less. Good riddance if that´s the case. I would love to see more Persian women undressed, nude, doing the cha-cha, webcam (yea!), and for that reason alone; kill all those in the Iranian leadership!

What I do care about however is the millions caught in the crossfire, what I do care about is the very strong oppositional movement in Iran that will be totally undermined and lose all support if their country gets attacked. More than likely many of those that actually hate Ahmadinejad and loath the Mullahs will take up arms to defend their country against American imperialism. I also care about the long-term effect of Western world VS Muslims and the growing antagonism that together with a looming Depression isn´t really a recipe of hugs, flowers and peaceful existence.

And I care about the lies. The lies that lead to war after war after war, and now they are trying to lie themselves into another one. What is to say that your country isn´t next? Or mine? Enough is enough already.

The vampyric Uncle Sam can seemingly not get enough blood and the people behind the curtain are giggling in joy over every butchered child. I know most Americans are tired of the wars, but for some reason they keep ending up in them anyway.

Next up is a Golf of Tonkin Redux, and then Iranians will die in hordes. And for what? Oil you might say, but I feel that regardless of who wins the U.S. presidency a war will start because of penises. Shooting bullets and rockets looking like dicks from ships, submarines and planes shaped as dicks to kill those “others” probably creates an erection or two so people in Washington can go to prostitutes with a slightly happier smile. And since we have a black guy in the White House he probably wants to show who´s the man before any warmongering republican gets his penis out...

Sooner or later though Americanos will encounter a country or a coalition of countries that actually will fight back or a crashing economy will knock out every tiny shred that is left of the republic and then say hello to successions, a fascist/Marxist police state and possibly civil war.

As all other empires before, the U.S. will also wither and die and as examples from history it all comes down to too many wars too far away while an expanding benefit system creates laziness and political tensions fester and grows and money dilution creates inflation into the extreme.

Well, am off for the day. Need to get my drinking on. Cheers to you all, and peace my brothers and sisters. The coming years will be hell, but cheer up, there´s always alcohol...