Thursday, August 11, 2011

High Chancellor Cameroid speaks!

Obey meeeee! Listen tooo meeee!

Well, that didn´t take them long.

Davie Cameroid, the Great Leader of Britons, told MPs today that police should/could/would take control over social media such as Twitter, Facebook etc. Following in the footsteps of the tiny Shiite Smurf Ahmadinejad, Arab leaders and his Chancellor-idol from the movie “V”, he act just as I´ve foreseen.

Among other fine statements the disciplinarian Cameroid said:
“everyone watching these horrific actions will be stuck by how they were organised via social media. Free flow of information can be used for good. But it can also be used for ill.”

A fork can be used for evil to, as can socks, lollipops and raindrops. But of course we need to stop looters, even by calling in the military if necessary. A nice pile of dead would do wonders.

Of course this is only the first step (well, probably step 4543523, but who´s counting) of many on the road to total serfdom, there will be more coming our way soon.

What you need to realize is that the current UK government will take this as an excuse to impose even more CCTV cams and more of the same fascist wetness the one-eyed scot dreamt about.

This so that once the Greatest Depression takes hold and you normal people want to riot, well then the security grid is tighter than ever and those in power can contain, torture and kill you on a whim. Terror is an effective method, at least for a while.

Sadly, again, I can say those four incredibly funny words: “I TOLD YOU SO!”

1 comment:

  1. It's truly fucking sad, and you're more correct than anyone should be comfortable admitting.

    No-one I know supports the looting, but they have my full sympathies regarding the frustration, feelings of being powerless and rage towards politicians and police in the UK. The problem is a society that seems built on the idea that 1984 was some kind of utopian manifest.

    They can not cut the symptoms of the disease that UK suffers from, they need to get to the problem and solve it instead.