Thursday, February 11, 2010

I didn’t inhale!

The former President of US of A has been rushed to hospital. No reports of any lifeless corps yet, so we cannot get our hopes up.

Anyway Bill Cunt’on, 63 and still eating Big Mac’s, was hospitalized in New York City for chest pains. Apparently rushed to Columbia Presbyterian Hospital in Manhattan - most likely for a stent procedure.

According to a statement released by Douglas Band, a counselor to the ex-president, Clinton had two stents implanted:

'Today President Bill Clinton was admitted to the Columbia Campus of New York Presbyterian Hospital after feeling discomfort in his chest.

Following a visit to his cardiologist, he underwent a procedure to place two stents in one of his coronary arteries. President Clinton is in good spirits, and will continue to focus on the work of his Foundation and Haiti's relief and long-term recovery efforts.

In 2004, President Clinton underwent a successful quadruple bypass operation to free four blocked arteries.'

The stent, basically a wire mesh tube-shape, is inserted in the groin (ouch!) and moved up the artery to the blockage, then expanded to open blood flow through the accumulated plaque. So sadly the thieving adulterer, who’s supposed to be helping Haitians get food, will live to see another day.

"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." –Bill Clinton, during his 1998 grand jury testimony on the Monica Lewinsky affair

"It depends on how you define alone…" –Bill Clinton, in his grand jury testimony

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