A Catholic who believed his prayers were answered when he was rescued from a lift was killed when he went to church to give thanks and the stone altar fell on him.
Gunther Link, 45, died instantly as he was crushed under the ancient 860lb (200-kilo) monument at the Weinhaus Church yard in Vienna-Währing. Link's body was found by parishioners attending Mass the next day after he had been reported missing by his cousin.
Police spokesman Roman Hahslinger said foul play had been ruled out and fingerprints on the shrine had revealed the man had touched it before it fell.
This is just another way to go. At any moment your time may be up. Falling ice-blocks from houses, plunging down the stairs, hitting your head against the pavement and drowning in a puddle of water are just some other hilarious and pretty common ways to get to shake hands with the Grim Reaper. No matter what effigy you pray to, no matter what country, no matter what your age, you are going to die. It’s just a matter of time, place and how.
Just make sure, before you go, that you sell those stacks of gay amputee porn so not causing your spouse or mother to have a heart attack.
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