Inflated Lubricated Orifice Licking by Zombies

End end time is here! Repent sinners!

After reading THIS story in a Swedish paper I sort of felt the need to once again point out the facts of the ages. When a journalist (yes, he is almost a real one!) from the mainstream write things like this, I almost, just for a moment, think that there is still hope.

Of course this guy should watch out, people have disappeared for less...

... but regardless it is time to once again point out the most important story ever told. The following is partly a re-post, but unless you sheople out there get your head out of the sand and understand this, there is no hope left for humanity. I am not joking here. Without this knowledge, we cannot and will never again regain any sort of morality or prosperity. Once The Greatest Depression is here only this, ( ONLY THIS KNOWLEDGE!! ), can save us. Nothing else.

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These are facts. Hard, straightforward, irrefutable, undeniable and absolute facts. But since most of you are zombiefied morons let´s take it step by step, and please read it again if you don´t understand my ramblings or have problem getting the point. Can also Google it or ask someone or use the commentator field.

First off; GDP (BNP, if you´re a Swede).
 
GDP normally is calculated as follows:

GDP = private consumption + gross investment + government spending + (exports − imports), or,
GDP = C + I + G + (X − M)

Let´s see if you understand math at the same level as 13y olds.

What the equation tell us, among other things, is that if Government (G) spend more, GDP goes up. However, governments need to take money from somewhere (usually from “C”) in order to spend money. This means that every time governments do something (at its core) it’s a zero-sum game. A politician can consequently NEVER promise to give you something without first taking something from you, but regardless of how much they take or how they do it, it has NO impact on GDP. None. Zero. Zilch. Nada.

That means that THIS is totally pointless, useless and utter madness. Our beloved leaders always make up crap like this and Oduma is by no means alone, his predecessor, the hairless W chimp, did the very same as you can see here.
 
There is however one exception from this mathematical fact; borrowing. And, more than likely, that is what the all-seeing Obamination will do.

A government has the ability to borrow on the future. In the simplest of terms they take money from our future, from our kids and our grandkids and put it to use today. They take that money from future obligations such as medicare, or from your pension funds, your savings and our potential future productivity (outside of the above equation). This way they can bring more money in to G and spend it and so bring GDP up and hand over “free stuff” to you (and themselves) in present time.

In addition to direct borrowing from your future (or: STEALING!) they can also borrow money from other countries or larger financial institutes (big banks). Banks and other countries see no problem in lending to government since they always have you, the people, as collateral. A government can mortgage you, your labor and natural resources of our country in order to get loans.

In other words; the more benefits you get - this way - the more enslaved you´ll be.

Never heard that one mentioned in media have you?

These first two options however do have a limit. Either the repayments on such loans get too high for comfort (read the news lately!?) or we reach a situation whereas big banks (or other countries) start to question if the loans ever will be repaid (Greece? Spain? Anyone?).

Also, sooner or later, people’s mortgaged future will be here. People want their pensions, people want their savings and people need Medicare and so that money (now gone) need to be conjured up again once the future as arrived – Today this money is not only gone, they´ve also borrowed upon and spent it again, and again. There are countries out there already owing 3-400% of GDP only if looking at pensions. The baby boomers have just (since a year or two back) started to leave the workforce and looking at the coming years this is a huge problem. Especially in combination with the rest I am about to tell you.

In other words, if you´re leaving to become a pensioner a couple of years down the line; you´re fucked. No money for you! 

However there´s a one other way those deemed better can borrow and make you happy today, and this is the tale that surpasses all others. This is the story never told, and what is probably the most sinister plot in the history of mankind. If there is one thing you need to understand in this world then it is this scam of total malevolence.

You see THEY can go to the central bank and get unlimited cash through a magnificent invention: the Printing Machine! 

A normal sight very soon...

Of course, today, they don´t usually print the money in a physical sense, instead they press a few buttons on a computer and presto (!), new money flow into the system.

A few key strokes on a computer and they can steal your hard earned cash.

What it all comes down to is money. If you don´t know what money is, how it works or what difference there is between value, price and cost you simply don´t understand. Sadly many ignore economics or refuse to listen when someone show graphs – they think that it’s too difficult, too much over their heads.

It’s not.

Economics is based on reality, basic simple arithmetic and common sense. You do NOT need to understand M1, M2, M3. You do NOT need to grasp trade surpluses. You do NOT need know what “asymmetric shocks” are or how they correlate to the euro. Actually you don´t even need a degree or any official education to understand.

This is, coincidently, also why many cornflake-economists and know-it-all tricksters keep throwing about words seemingly thought-up within padded walls of a psychiatric clinic. They protect their area and their own “expertise”.

This is what you need to know:
FIAT currencies – that we have today – are useless and totally worthless pieces of paper with totally arbitrary numbers attached to them. There´s no value whatsoever in our paper (or digital) money. None!

There are two reasons we use these made-belief pieces of crap in commerce. Firstly because governments say we should. Secondly because you, the people, accept it.

But FIAT money is without backing. There are no cars, no refrigerators, and no production as a base for our money. Nothing. And you cannot use it for anything, except maybe as toilet paper. Its phantom “money” printed out of thin air.

Real money (i.e. gold, silver) actually do have value. Precious metals are equal to real money. Gold for example have had real intrinsic objective value and have been THE key go-to commodity since the dawn of civilization.

If you think about it this isn´t that strange. Gold is beautiful, you can make jewelry out of it, and as a metal it has other practical applications – it has value above and beyond the purely monetary. Most importantly though; gold comes in limited supply! You cannot magically bring forth gold! This is why governments hates it; this is why “experts” say that gold-based money is archaic and obsolete – because they cannot manipulate the amount!

Why is this important?

Because if governments and their prolonged financial arm of big banks have the power to print money and control the supply, they can also decide where that money go first AND they can use this power as way of extra taxation. Before I explain why and how, there´s one additional thing you should know. This is probably the most confusing part of this entire story, so please pay attention...

...Money is a static thing that actually cannot change comes to cost and value. If the cost of a pair of shoes is $1 000 000 or $1 have no meaning. It doesn’t matter. Think about it. Does it really matter if that note you´re going to pay with have 1 zero, 6 zeroes or no zeros if all you want to do is buy one item and everything in society is adjusted accordingly?

This is probably confusing to you but if all else stays equal it doesn’t matter what a note say or how many of them they print. If money gets equally distributed throughout the economy nothing would change. They could print $9856844990 trillion or withdraw almost every dollar/pound/krona in circulation and nothing would change. It doesn’t matter whether a cookie costs $1 or $100, as long as all else stay within the same parallel.

Today’s fiat currencies are just numbers, fictive and arbitrary numbers, and so if equally distributed to all at the same time, nothing changes!

Stop here for a moment. This part you haft to understand! If you do not understand, read it again, and again. Check online. Do whatever you need until you do, because this is a key element.

When you think you understand think about the following: what if that newly and freshly printed cash is not distributed equally?
 
What if, oh... let´s say: Banks(!) get all of that cash first. You´ll get them to (maybe), but not at first, only later when they have trickled down through the system.

What effect do you think this has?

This is what´s going on right now, and has always been going on within all FIAT systems and will always go on until the system blows up and/or the people have had enough.

When, a couple of years ago, our Great Leaders went forth on their epic adventures of Quantitative Easing (QE – i.e. print money) in order to “save us” from The Great Recession they did just this; They printed shitloads of money and handed it over to banks, financial institutes and government.

You didn´t get any, the poor didn´t, the unemployed didn´t. Almost all that money went to the already rich and powerful.

What did they do with that money? Well, what would you do if you got trillions of “free” cash? They bought stuff; mainly stocks, real-estate, commodities and they used it to take over competitors. Did you see how prices exponentially increased looking at stock markets etc. during that time up until now? That happened because newly freshly printed FIAT aimed at certain areas from those deemed better inflated those markets.

The fictitious effect: GDP went up! Yey! We´re rich again...

... uhm, hold on... what?

Remember what I told you above? The effect of that printed cash would have been zero if it had been distributed equally, but here they gave it to certain areas of the economy. Important areas. Areas that contribute to political campaigns. Areas having lots of lobbyists. Areas from which many of the high-and-mighty cometh.

And in such a case that printed cash actually matters! The extra zeroes actually have effect!

You see the ones who get that cash first and can use if first can take full advantage of it. We don´t have equilibrium, the money is not equally distributed throughout the economy and so the elitist sphere can, in the short run, claim larger parts of the market and drive prices up and so drive GDP up.

The real effect: INFLATION! (Additionally the rich get richer...)

This is what they CAN DO within a FIAT currency system. This is what they CANNOT DO with real money.

Again: why do you think the elite hate gold and love “paper”?

Here you should go: Aha! And start grasping after that pitchfork, but you see things are a lot worse than you realize this far...

As mentioned above one undeniable effect of having paper currencies is inflation. It’s sort of built-in. Automatic. Money printing is only one part of inflation, but the biggest and most important one because when they print money each note loses in ´value´.

The Powers ignore this and want you to believe that ´increase in prices´ is the normal state of the economy. Increasing prices is good! Prices going down (deflation) is bad! This, coincidently, is also one of the main reasons for the bail-outs and stimulus being thrown around – to keep prices up.

This is one of the most malevolent misrepresentations of the truth in history. If you fully understand the implications of this and understand why our leaders, corn-flake economists and journalists try to sell you this madness you should be loading your guns right now…

Remember: “When they print money each note loses in ´value´”.

If we only look at money (again the FIAT variant) and we double the money supply (=inflation) we effectively doubled the amount you need to buy something. Very simplified a lollipop that cost $1 before the doubling will cost $2 afterwards.

Now this isn´t exactly true since there are a lot of other factors that have a say in the matter, so the actual effect is usually lower. Also it takes some time for inflationary money to reach the entire economy, 1-3 years depending on country etc. so you will not notice it at first and a gradual increase seems reasonable since those deemed better have told us that this is “normal”.

Angry yet? No? Ever wondered what effect this fraud has on you and your wallet?

Here you should know about another main factor that contribute to this equation – in a positive way for those in charge; higher production!

You see if we produce more, faster and more efficiently it increases the total value of the entire economy so over time the effect should be that prices should go down and wages go up.

But in steps inflation! They print money which makes each note worth less. This means prices instead of going down (as they should) they go up and eat up some (if not all) of that increase in productivity. Since much of government income is based on prices (VAT, salaries etc.) a lot of people will also pay more in taxes.

The Real effect: Over time you can work harder and harder, earn more and more, produce more and more BUT still get less and less.

THIS is why your grandparents could buy a house and two cars on one salary and still be debt free after some odd years, while in your family - today - you need two salaries and are still paying your mortgages well into your retirement. Inflation happened!!!

Sure we have more stuff today and in total terms live slightly better, but in actuality you should work even less today than back then and still be able to live much better.

Getting an itch in that trigger finger yet...? Oh, but hold on...

IF you now have a decent grasp on what inflation and IF you now have an inkling of what GDP is and what a scam it is, then there is one final thing you need to know: the fraudulent system of Fractional reserve Banking!

Fractional reserve banking (FRB), just as GDP and inflation, is more the sort of story you tell your kids to frighten them or it could be a tall tale from ancient times. It should be something fictional and I promise you all, once you really understand how this madness works you´ll go: “No way!! That can´t be true!” but sadly it is true…

The first thing you should know about fractional reserve banking, which is the base of our global financial system, is that this system is dependent on one single thing; debt!

Without debt this system defaults. Automatically. Or, if you so wish, without debt our entire financial system collapses.


You are already scratching your head, aren´t you?

Surely it cannot be so? But it is!

And worse still; without continuously increasing debt the system also comes to a halt, and this system is sooooo intricately intertwined with GDP so as long as we keep feeding the debt-monster GDP can continue upwards forever. So no-one in the higher-up sphere has any reason to end this scam.

Ever heard the word: “credit-crunch”? How about what our masters, nowadays, call “deflation”? Such words are ONLY used to defend the system of fractional reserve banking. Deflation is actually something good. Prices going down, how can that be bad? But you see it is bad - in the world of banksters and tricksters it is. If prices go down and/or if people stop borrowing, their profits go down and governments in turn lose the scam of GDP.

I´ve seen a lot of comments online and heard a lot of people argue that this system really is the poor’s best friend. So they argue since they claim it’s very hard to get hold of money for common folk in any other system. A person making such a claim is either totally ignorant or is lying to you. Whichever the case that person is your enemy!

Before we get to yet another truly horrific part of this story, we need a little bit of history.
The system of fractional reserve banking arose when history’s early “banks” figured out that they could keep a fraction of real money (Gold, Silver etc.) that people kept with them and lend far more “notes” to people than the actual value.

As long as people didn´t withdraw all their savings (=gold) all at once, “banks” could lend 10 times, 20 times or more of the actual value. People could consequently use “notes” as currency instead of gold and silver.

If one person put 1kg of gold into the bank, then the “bank” could lend people notes equivalent to 10kg (or more). This they could do since most people didn´t want to carry around their gold and if they withdrew, they seldom withdrew it all. So “banks” sort of had full coverage.

The “banks” then figured out that they could charge people for keeping their gold safe and, later on, take out interest on “money” (notes) they lent to people. And so modern fractional reserve banking saw the day of light.

Those notes then became “money” and later on the only form of money.

As any tale from the crypt the scariness just increases from here on.
You see it is here where these 3 malicious scams converge. Inflation, GDP and fractional reserve banking is the unholiest trinity of all time. In this entire universe it is hard to see anything as evil as this 3sum.

Remember: newly printed money goes to banks firstly and foremost.

The bank uses that phony money as base for their lending practices – as they used to do with gold. And just as they did with gold they DO NOT lend out the actual amount, but instead 10-20-30 or even 40 times that amount!!

Banks also, with the good memory of politicians, regard that debt they have from lending out as “having value on their books” (your loan is “money” regardless if you can repay or not) and so they can lend it out again to another person, and then again...and again...
Secondly they come up with new names on their debts and create a weird paper trail based on other paper based on debt that is based on debt and they lend it out again. Got it?

Ever heard of derivatives? There are countless of names for these debt-soaked fraudulentdealings, but the most common name and the name I normally use as a collective name is “derivatives”. A “normal” economist would probably scream here, but ignore that idiot and move on.

There are trillions of derivatives floating around out there -imbedded in the world’s financial system. All of which have very little (or mostly zero) value attached to them. Its only debt borrowed upon debt, lent on top of debt, re-lent to get more debt that they can lend out to increase the total debt so they can lend more to people so they can get more debt.

The real effect: our entire economic system is built upon, dependent upon and totally infected with debt.

And remember: there´s very little value in the bottom of this debt-pile, and the value that is there, can never, ever, never, ever, never, ever, never (!!!) make up for even a fraction of that debt.
And here comes the thing that, unless you haven´t already, should get you so angry that you´ll be checking out that grassy knoll a few minutes from now.

EVERYTIME government (or the central bank) print more money and hand it over to banks (sometimes even pay them to accept this cash!!), the banks get more money and so they can lend you more money and this little process increase GDP.

Do you see it? Can you connect the dots?

This means that inflation, a hidden tax, goes to government and the politicians get higher GDP so they can point out how great they´ve been and so possibly get re-elected. The banksters in turn get free cash and get all inflationary cash first so they can swindle the system and increase profits.
You are getting robbed. Right now. At this very second banksters and politicians are stealing your money, and you probably have no idea it is happening.

This also means that, contrary to what we are told, that the following is actually the truth:

GDP CAN BE GOING DOWN AND WE´RE ACTUALLY GETTING RICHER!

HIGHER GDP CAN MEAN (AND OFTEN DO MEAN) THAT WE´RE ACTUALLY GETTING POORER AND THAT OUR WEALTH IS DETERIOATING!!

But perhaps the most interesting thing to remember is that this system of inflation-FRB-GDP is unsustainable. It’s a mathematical impossibility to keep it running. Not only can it crash, it WILL CRASH! Always.

But never mind Greece, Belgium, Portugal, Spain, Italy etc in Europe, never mind that China is building giant cities no-one lives in, never mind that Japan is into her 34532532th stimulus, never mind that U.S. is crashing before our very eyes, never mind rampaging inflation and the biggest debt-mountain in history, never mind tens of millions starving in Africa - and you should never pay any attention to the thieves behind the curtain. Just keep spending and soon we´ll make it through to the other side where wonderful lush green pastures with golden roads and beautiful birdsongs await us with our very own personal unicorn

IF you still, after reading this, believe in the tiniest smudging of information banks or government tells you, then you should lay down in a bathtub right now and do the T-cut on both your wrists in coldish water, swallow 99 ecstasy pills with 98 valium and then put a gun to your head and just as you throw down the electric blow-dryer, pull the trigger.

IF you do understand you are now a libertarian (welcome to the “dark” side!) and you now know that all you´ve been told or taught was a lie.

To sum it all up:

1)      We have tens of trillions of derivates floating around with no value other than debt. These things have never existed before.

2)      Inflation is a hidden tax

3)      Inflation is also both a way to temporary increase GDP and to make the rich richer.

4)      GDP is totally bogus and should basically be thrown out completely

5)      Fractional reserve banking is the way they perpetuate and increase inflation, GDP and derivatives, and the way they lure you to accept the scams.

6)      Fractional reserve banking needs more debts – all the time, always, forever.

7)      We´ve never had higher debts then we have today

8)      Inflation is already running amok

9)      In our Master´s eyes, we need more inflation and more borrowing in order to save the system from collapse.

10)  The system will collapse no matter what, just a matter of time and the more they are allowed to do of “9”, the worse the collapse will get. 

Add in wars, market manipulations, the manmade global warming scam, totally bogus real-estate markets and all the rest of the trickery and the situation of today, right now, is the worst ever seen. Mathematically speaking not only will the system crash, it will do so soon and the crash will be bigger, worse and last longer than any other economic crisis ever seen by humans.

The Greatest Depression is here, and if you read this post and understand what I´ve just told you, you now know why.

The LORD is my shepherd

Do as I say and you will get 3000 Bucks for Thingamajigs!

I do not get divine omens from entrails or Feng Shui interpretations. No, my pearls of wisdom comes from a very unlikely source; common sense! 

You know that stuff you sold together with your soul a long time ago so you would be bestowed with the grace of public officials while queuing to get that operation. 

Let me ask you; do you even know what common sense is? 

While walking home from the pub in high heels, do you take the shortcut through the dark musty alley or do you hitch a ride with those hooded men waving at you from a dark van without license plate? How many times have you had sex without a condom rolling that dice of chance where 1-2 gives you STD and 3-4 pregnancy and 5-6 gets you off the hook? Have you ever gotten beaten up by your insignificant other, again and again, but constantly made up excuses and still stayed? Started a gay bar in a Nazi neighborhood lately? Have you ever tried to fight the system truly believing you could win? Still think your kids will learn something in public schools? 

Do you still believe thatpoliticians are NOT in liege with banksters and journalists in an evil co-dependent unity? 

Oh, and probably my favorite; Ever inoculated your kids because a smug salesperson of big pharma say it’s a good idea? 

Common sense is such a rare commodity these days that it should be regarded as a superpower.

  

Just look at our pending financial Armageddon. Here you have obvious truths, clear as day, starring us straight in the face beeping, flashing and screaming at us; hey! Look here! And what do people do? They turn away, shield their eyes and mumble something incoherent while erratically walking out in traffic as the zombies they are. 

Any smudge of sanity popping up in a sheepish head is swiftly brushed away with platitudes those deemed better has taught us. 

There is war going on in Afghanistan where a horrible oppressive puppet government now rule and families are getting butchered, women are getting raped by American soldiers and poppy fields are flourishing like never before, but you believe it is about protecting women and deposing a horrible oppressive government while stopping the drug trade, don´t you? 

When your central bank lowers interest rates and print shitloads money to help politicians fulfill election promises and when banksters throw trillions at other banksters so they can buy more treasuries and hog the market, you think they are really helping the economy to grow and that freshly printed cash will come to your benefit as well, don´t you? 

Sure you do. 

And when your government tells you that they will impose a slim tax increase of 1% on the rich which actually means higher taxation for the middle class transferring money to banks, to unelected bureaucrats and to political bodies while creating bottle necks, you actually think that that money will go to the poor and elderly, don´t you? 

Sure you do, you know you do. 

And those new restrictions, taxes and bans put on internet meant to spy on us regular folk and created in order to protect the elitist sphere while SWAT-teams hunt down horrible criminals like 14y old kids downloading music, you actually think such laws and regulations are there to track down pedophiles and terrorists. Don’t you? 

You think it matters who you vote for? Of course you do. 

Common sense is defined by Merriam-Webster as, "sound and prudent judgment based on a simple perception of the situation or facts."  

If you say that above defines how you make your decisions and that this is the basis for how you perceive what is going on in the world, then you are either lying to yourself or you should commit yourself to the nearest psychiatric ward before your hurt someone. 

There are of course a few exceptions among you lot. Also there are a few herded creatures who, once in a while, think rationally and with a clear head. I think I belong to the second category because when it comes to things like, for example love; well then I am a complete idiot to. 

Generally though most of you are idiots. Not because you necessarily are stupid, but you rather chose to be shepherded by those deemed better than to use your synapses for other things then your favorite TV-show. Sometimes hard to understand why though. That childish munchkin business reeled upon us from up high is communicated by self-serving, holier than thou, self-righteous, pious parasites who work for soul-sucking demonesque masterminds of our destruction – and this! I actually think most of you know. 

It’s hard to understand why so many refuse to see the malevolent dealings going on. Probably a defense mechanism properly defined as: “don´t see, don't hear, don't speak". 

Politicians hate you, the powers hate you, and the entire system is built around hatred towards you and humankind. Still you follow along like a good little lamb. Putting your trust unto the lords of social services, police or whatever else is controlled by the elitists and paid for by you. 

Mostly the only thing a politician has to do is to promise you a fluffy happy life filled with sunshine and green grass and furry snakes and fairies riding bunny rabbits while money rain from the sky and every stone is made out of gold. You morons fall for it every time, and this has very little to do with left or right or colors of a political party, they all do it, with different degrees of success of course, but they all do it. 

Honestly, this is not necessarily such a big problem. Sure the thieving of you by vile sneaky bastards will create problems and hurt a little, and it’s always fun to stack up a decent body count curtsey of government, but generally speaking those above only rule to a certain degree since rebellions otherwise will ensue. Their thievery cannot be too much in the open because even the sheepiest of sheep will fight back if backed into a corner. 

But when our benevolent leaders join forces with media (that consequently refuse to show the thievery and trickery) and get their fatness increased by banksters greasing the wheel the scams reach new heights - not always easy to see through. When we add in global cabals of pure nastiness and let Great Leaders create new cushy institutions above national level so to increase their power and wealth, that’s when the real trouble starts. Let that situation fester and grow for a while and we get wars, recessions, depressions, and a total detachment of those ruling us. They get God-complexes and alienate themselves and see anything and anyone threatening their power as “terrorists”. 

Let it go even further and we end up where we are today. 

Let it go even further than that, and we get The Greatest Depression, World War III and perhaps the end of humankind as we know it. 

Of course our fantastic leaders should be dealt with according to their conduct, and by their own standards they should be judged, but sadly the ones suffering the most and the ones bearing the first blows will not be those above, it will be you. In essence you are responsible for your own destruction. 

You should fear evil, because no one is with you and the rod and the staff will not comfort you, they will instead be shoved up your rear end without lubrication and as such you will walk through the shadowy valley of death and mayhem until you get your sense of dignity and morality back. You all need to regain common sense, and with that we can get past whatever will befall us. 

Until you do, we are utterly, deeply, roughly and completely screwed - and not in a good way.

You are going to die! - part L

I almost committed suicide last night because I couldn´t stand it.

I seriously had the worst event of my life. Nothing comes even close. I once had a spinal tap and anyone that has had his/her doctor poke around for cerebrospinal fluid, know how painful that procedure is. But it’s really child’s play. Broken ribs? Pfff.. That’s not even worth mentioning. The only thing I can think of that comes remotely close was the heartache and pain that struck me once when the woman I used to love many years ago not only crushed my heart, but my spirit and body as well. Those of you out there having felt the excruciating pain of your love being crushed while your heart is getting squeezed to the size of a walnut by an evil soulless whore; you sort of know what I went through during the last 10 hours or so. Not really, but you at least have an inkling.

I have no idea whether CIA uses this in their tortures, but they, and anyone else wanting to find out everything someone knows - this is the way to do it. No one can stand this agonizing pain. No one can resist spilling their guts to get away from this. I would welcome waterboarding as a dear old friend if I could chose that instead.

I would have gladly handed over all that I own, cut off my hand and murdered my entire neighborhood without hesitation if I knew that would have stopped the pain.

And no, that is not a joke. 

The thing I am talking about is: 

Sunburn Itch !!!!!

Before you laugh, you should go and read this: NY Times

Or visit any number of sites where people are, just like me, considering both suicide and running with their head first into a brick wall. 

Thankfully it starting to subside enough for me to eat something and I even managed to get to work. And one good thing has come out of this; I now know that once I have survived this, I can survive anything; The Greatest Depression, war, famine and Al Fucking Gore, I can take it all now!

Bring it bitchez! 

Iiiiiiits! Friday! …Let´s give the sheople interesting news

As usually on Fridays (if you don´t understand why, you´re an idiot) we are told bad news.

Looking at U.S. numbers today, we can notice that Spain better watch out so the Obamination and his cabal won´t outrun them in the unemployment race. This was so bad that the pick-pocket in chief and his band of misfits decided to leak this info to certain people so they could have a wee little late-day sell-off yesterday.

A zombiefied, drugged-up populace of sheeps getting herded towards the abyss by malevolent sheepherders need to spend their last money before the end so our benevolent leaders need to keep the system afloat a few more months so they, and the money masters, can steal what wealth there is left.

But of course the news about Oduma the Great doesn’t stop there. We now learn that the most warmongering president in U.S. history have (AGAIN!!) declared war on Iran. Because that is exactly what this is, and again we´re supposed to believe that Iranians are the dangerous aggressors here?

According to Stephen Hawking black holes eventually evaporate leaving nothing behind, and I´ve started to wonder if that doesn’t very accurately sum up our current predicament.

Hundreds of years of entrepreneurial spirit and private capital blown into pieces within a few years; thousands of years of ´trial and error´ by markets and humans soon to be destroyed in the name of progressive foolishness; thousands of years of learning how to survive on this planet and when we finally reach a point where we can feed, clothe and house every single person, it will all go to straight back to the tribal beginning while tens of millions die from starvation, famine and war.

The credit cancer of the past decades has finally metastasized out to all corners of the globe, and the inflation that comes with keeps us down on the same living standard as our grandparents while wealthy demons up high collect all our earnings. The derivative and CDO scam is cracking and will at any moment come crashing down on us all like the hammer of God. The debt mountain is already crushing our kids and grandchildren and soon it to will destroy generations more to come.

  EVERY. SINGLE. COUNTRY. ON. THIS. PLANET. WILL. CRASH!! 

Welcome to the Greatest Depression ladies and gentlemen.

 It’s time to bring out the vodka and put popcorn into the microwave.

The fattest lady in history is about to sing the highest note ever heard.

We are making (rather “crashing”) history right now. At least some comfort that the biggest event in the history of humankind will happen when you and I are alive.

Good luck everyone, you sure gonna need it.

Famous Zombie Jew in the shower

When I tell friends that I have sort of given up on the human race, they always sort of look at me weirdly and wonder why.

Now and again people also ask me how I can say such nasty things about others and complain so much over a stupefied populace.

Well, the next time I will just send them this link:

 "...I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live"

 

Oh, by Ba‘al Zəbûb, our awaiting Financial Armageddon cannot start soon enough…

Nude Zombie apocalypse cometh soon

Since I wrote this post I´ve been researching this Zombie thing for a couple of days and Lord and behold my findings! 

You see it has always bugged me how sockpuppets within media can keep heaving out lies and how bloated pompous, ludicrous, obviously inbred, creepy little worms of the political sphere can get away with wrecking country after country while smirking happily at cameras. Shouldn´t either someone call their bluffs or, at the very least, prosecute one or two for obvious defrauding and counterfeiting?

And banksters after bankster, people of profound decadence and absolute immorality, can cheat, steal, rob, kill, inflate and grow obscenely rich by stacking up losses without even a smudge of accountability.

Europhiles and world governance totalitarians refuse to explain how it is going to look post crisis bailout, which is a little worrying, indeed considering trillions more need to be printed and borrowed upon the backs of our children and grandchildren. A person might think that there would be a great deal of detail being open to scrutiny, to see if it targets and mechanics are working, as proposed. As we now know their schemes of ye old didn´t pan out as the Keynesian mania suggest, why would today be any different?

And yes we are allowed to held referendums on the Eurovision Song Contest but holding a popular vote (if being European) on ECB bonds, EU-membership or why and how to bail out oily Mediterranean’s is, of course, out of the question. 

Again and again we are asked to bend over and grab our ankles so unelected bureaucrats and deceitful collectivists can thrust that rusty pipe, without lubrication, further in. And no one seem to care that much. Sure a few protesters here and there, and sure at times the occasional body part get sent to those deemed better but in general, and as a whole, most just take it - at least as long as that corroded pipe, soon reaching our uvula, comes with ´free´ garbage collecting and a few vouchers.

There has to be some sort of explanation.

Stupidity is of course the obvious choice. But how and when did the dumbness set it? Looking at history it was probably always a part of human consciousness. But as we today have access to all the information necessary and have times gone by as a blueprint of what not to do, we should be less inclined to believe deceptive clowns.

That is however not the case. In fact we seem to getting dumber and dumber.

Is there something in the food? Have they contaminated our water supply? Do we get subliminal messages from our bellowed flat screen TV´s? Are cellphones emitting waves that disrupt our synapses? Is there a weapon created perhaps?

When facts and truths are right there in front of us and all we really need is a basic knowledge of plus and minus to see through the lies but we still refuse to acknowledge what is what, then something is clearly going on. 

A zombiefication has occurred.

How?

Why?

And, perhaps most intriguing, by whom? The umbrella corporation?

If we are more like zombies then bodies with conscious souls people will of course turn full out zombie once the apocalyptical financial situation created by, sent forth by, and enhanced by The Powers That Be explodes during the coming months.

If so it can be good for those of us behind the shotgun to understand why the soulless creature before us turned. Well, perhaps you will care more about reloading for the next double tap, but regardless I will tell you anyway.

You see our minds have been constantly bombarded with the notion of collectivism for decades now. And the very core of collectivism is to frown upon all forms of individual thinking. A free thinking individual with his/her own ideas trying to live his/her life as he/she seems fit best, is an abomination. A person wanting to keep the fruit of labor is an outcast, and anyone questioning the all-knowing decrees of the progressive SocialFeminist central planning sphere will be prosecuted by the fullest extent of the law.

Day after day bought and paid for journalists report that all is well in the world. Although indignation sometimes arise when a glorious head of state spend $60 million a year on taxi fares, such reporting are however always followed by how splendid it is to spend $290 billion to exchange light bulbs in public building and this we are told by interviewing an “expert” stating that we now will save one Polar Bear every 5 years.

It’s good to pay tax, it’s honorable to stand in line at the hospital and it’s marvelous to be educated by gramscofabianazi teachers quoting government approved books stating that; zombie is the way to go.

 A lazy unemployed person winning the lottery is put on the pedestal of human morality. A well-educated inventor working 24/7 and creating jobs to thousands should be put on trial in Haag for exploiting people who otherwise could be watching soap operas while munching on chemically processed snacks.

 In such a world zombification will occur.

And a dumbed down populace already prone to unsteadily stroll down the street chanting nonsense over and over again are of course highly receptacle to things of THIS nature.

Not that parasites or government induced inoculations are necessary when people, in general, are totally clueless how to get food, water and shelter once this world crashes down the abyss of financial despair.

Cannibalism and flesh-eating mobs will, more than likely, be a common sight a few years down the line.

“nude?” you say and referring to my headline -- Nah, that’s just to attract readers, but its neither unlikely that people unable to get new clothes and with no idea how to use a pin and needle will become bare skinned as well.

Naked slow-moving brainless teens roaming the countryside doing anything for food...? Uh… perhaps this zombie apocalypse isn´t such a bad idea after all…

WAR! - buckle up people

First there was this
Which for all intended purposes is an open declaration of WAR.

Then there was this idea

And then we have THIS ONE!

And while our benevolent leaders do this of course. they also come up with was has to be one of the most asinine ideas of humankind. Ever.

THIS IS THEIR NEW SOLUTION! 

How can this not lead to war? When its all said and done, and the survivors crawl out of their Zombified caves to look at what has become of this world, their future historians will probably point towards Russia, Germany or the U.S. or some such to appoint blame. For me above suggestions, and more to come, will be far more of a culprit then anything else.

Remember where you read it first folks.
 

The Spanish Quantum Vacuum Collapse

Take a siesta hun, its all good...

Unlike the Large Hadron Collider deemed by some to be a doomsday device because certain theorists said that it could destroy the planet, the Spanish debacle will however lead us into a final death-spiral.

For a few years now I have been arguing that Spain is the most likely torch to ignite the first pile of manure that will knock over all other piles of crap like dominoes. And so mainstream historians (people with very little clue) will claim that: “it started in Spain, and it spread like wild-fire across the world. And so The Greatest Depression was created”. Just like they claim that Lehman brothers was the igniting factor back in 2008. Of course this is by large wrong - both claims are - but nevertheless this is what dummies of our über ventriloquist’s will argue.

All those bought and paid for puppets of the elitists, i.e. cornflake economists and journalists will continue on the same road as before. Arguing that there was too few regulations, we didn´t spend enough money and federalism, preferably on a global scale, would have saved us and is the way of the future.

Other asylum inmates whom should be carved into little pieces and eaten by a pack of wild dogs, i.e. socialists, fascists and other –isms, will of course blame capitalism, the Jews, Muslims and the rich, trying to create further animosity and build upon that “we against them” feeling so to gain power and be able to wage war against such fictitious enemies. But the fact of the matter is that Spain is by no means alone, they are just “unlucky” enough to, probably, be the first big piece to falter and crash.

To a person with knowledge in basic arithmetic and having a smudge of common sense none of these “explanations” will come as a surprise. That´s how the stupidity of a dumbed down TV-generation without awareness of history having been raised within the confines of public schools and continuously lied to by media and politicians, will react and think.

Lubricated orifice licking by elitist puppets below of those Deemed Better aside, the real problem of the matter, at the very core of our dilemma, is the lack of interest in what works and what don´t. People simply don´t pay attention. They don´t want to know that their lives are that of drones and zombies rather than free sentient beings. People refuse to acknowledge basic truths and see any reducing of their entitlements as an attack on their cushy existence. The ´free´ buffet of stuff promised by government is what matters, who cares if the government print trillions, borrow trillions more and indebt generations forward? Who cares if child’s of today will grow up impoverished and enslaved? Give us stuff!! Free stuff!! Fuck tomorrow!!

This is also at the core of Spain’s problems.

Almost all of Spain’s housing developers are totally insolvent. The banks that lend them the money are also insolvent. The government, having promised to back those bad loans lent to insolvent yahoos, is pretty much insolvent to. These facts even mainstream screw-ups acknowledge, but what is not said however is that those loans are turned over between banks, those debts are being traded upon as having “value” and banks are even lending out more money to contractors and developers so they can repay their old loans! And if that wasn´t bad enough now the Spanish government is even trying to use those bloated apocalyptical loans to prop up the banks. Again.

 And here I haven´t even mentioned the derivatives and CDO´s and the inflation used to build upon all of this crap. I haven´t even touched the fact that the ECB is buying up Spanish treasuries to keep this fraudulent system running a while longer.

Add in sky-high unemployment numbers, succession movements in the Catalonian and Basque regions, international banking cartels sucking the system dry of what little wealth there is and a highly inflationary euro to this equation and what do we have?

A receipt for utter collapse and disaster.

 Looking at the math, Spain may very well never recover. Seriously; Never.

Just as in most countries there is no incentive for the general populace, duped, tricked and fooled as they are, to turn it around. On the contrary, all the movements and ideas being listen to are that of collectivism and Keynesianism. The very things highly responsible for the mess we are in will apparently save us with more of the same.

 We know that too much spending with money that does not exist and unholy alliances between banksters and politicians created this financial Armageddon. A blind hairless chimp with no limbs having undergone a lobotomy can see it, but not the people of this planet.

In our brave new financial world, honest accounting is a treasonous, terrorist act against the State. To anyone trying to show real losses, to show how many times a toxic loan has been turned over, lent upon, sold, re-sold and re-packed into something new that in turn can be turned over, sold and lend to new fools, is a worse person than if being a Nazi Al-Qaida member.

 Somewhere in Spain, right now, I promise you all that there is a Bankia accountant being crucified upside down or waterboarded for failure to properly cook Bankia's books and financial disclosure statements.

That´s how the system works, and that’s what our benevolent leaders want to hide from you. They can´t really do it though so its right there to see, you just need to look.

It doesn’t matter if you are a limp-wristed, sentimental, lentil-eating hippie wanting to save the planet through banning lamp-bulbs, or if you are a leftie thug having the urge to put everyone earning more than you into concentration camps. The facts are the facts and the reality is right there.

Bank runs have already started, just as I knew they would and said would happen. And just as clockwork The Powers That Be are out in force either already imposing restrictions on taking out cash or outright planning to arrest and detain people who do. Some demonstrations are already getting declared illegal. Internet restrictions across Europe are growing by the second. Unelected eureaucrats and cloven kleptocrats are running around trying to find out what scheme they can use to save their previous plans.

Of course the strongest voices are saying "print money"; let us take you on a magic levitating carpet ride thanks to more QE baby!

A corrupt system ruled by oligarchical cabals has failed and all we are told is that we need more of the same - well, after (and during) austerity measures has robbed people of their last cash and handed it over to the oligarchs.

Of course all of this can be fixed. Even Spain can be saved. All it will take is to acknowledge real financial data, prosecute those responsible and let the system crash and cleanse itself. And after that roll back all restrictions and accept capitalism as our savior and benefactor. It will still take a few years before we are back to any sense of normality, but at least we would both avoid The Greatest Shit storm of all time and all that comes with it.

 But as you can imagine that won´t happen.

 Instead; say goodbye to all that you hold dear and brace for impact of what will be regarded by the survivors as “The End time”. The rapture is nigh and it has nothing to do with religion, but all to do with peoples stupidity.