An example of how a married couple can sound like - from this morning:
She: “Its freaking cold in here!”
Me: “Well your heater is off”
She: “You turned it off!?!?”
Me: “Yea, yesterday morning”
She: “What!? But I turned it on”
Me: “Hm...”
She: “You turned it off!? Idiot!”
Me: “Yesterday morning before we went to work yes”
She: “But I turned it on yesterday!”
Me: “So it’s on?”
She: “I don´t know! Did you turn it off!?”
Me: “Yesterday morning yes”
She: “But I turned it on last night!”
Me: “Ok, then it’s on then”
She: “Pffff...” (turning around with an unhappy smirk mumbling “idiot”)
Me: “What?”
She: “You don´t understand”
Me: “But it’s on, so what are you complaining about?”
She: “it’s cold!”
Me: “Hm...”
That´s what you get when you´re sleeping with a sexy little petite and very cute blonde... I guess.
Only 57 more years to go...
a ray of sunshine in these dark times I suppose, good for you. meanwhile I'll work on scowling harder
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